Yo \b\, I'm quite a famous person, tell me your experiences

>go to 4chan
>meet quite a famous person but didn't tell us who he was

yeaaaa i call bullshit

>>717932863
Nice try, Batman.

>>717932994
Bless you m8

>>717932863
Bill cosby

>famous
>doesnt tell us who he is
>fuck off

>>717932863
Attention Whore Protocol activated:
Tits & Timestamp or GTFO!

>>717932863

Got a Selfie with myself and Steve O last month after a stand up comedie show, shit was cash!

>>717933261
bby :*

>>717933400
>Steve O l
No greentext f off

>>717932863
Yeeaahhh...Unless your posting nudes idgaf if you're some B-list celebrity on /b/

>>717933438

my bad

>Steve O
>OOO
>cash

I'm a bi curious man that presents as very masculine and definitely not gay acting.

Two VERY famous gay cultural figures have sucked my cock. Met both of them in a hotel lounge and just got comfortable and they asked if they could make me feel good. I was happy to let them.

>>717933615
Where can I get a couple of those?

>>717933615

Tom Selleck

>>717933615
Jeffree Star

are you jesus

I was on British tele a few times as a child. Russel Brand made me suck his cock backstage.

>>717932863
Bullshit. Prove it bitch

>>717934158
No greentext

>>717934202
Let me stuff my cock in your mouth anon

>>717932863
>be me
>be in Vegas
>see Tayshaun Prince
>played for the detroit pistons
>they just won a championship
>so it was around 2004
>told him congrats but that he beat my team and stopped them from getting a 4peat
>he was shopping in a mall

another one
>be at pearl jam concert
>eddie vedder made eye contact with me

another?

>see the singer from 311 after concert
>he signs my friends poster then walks away
>ask him to sign mine
>he ignores me and start walking into the bus
>i crumble up poster and throw it at his head
>he flips me off and goes on buss

thats all i could think of.

>met Guy Lafleur
>shook his hand, got an autograph

>>717934533
lol famous people can be snub asses huh

>>717932863
You look like Daniels Radcliff. I gave Dan Auerbach of the black keys an uber ride to his hotel. Told me about his life and stuff, super cool guy really about the music.

is OP still here?

>>717934998
Ooooh Dan is awesome, love jewish peeeps

>>717935014
Ye

>>717934998
thats cool he seems hella chill. and he like to box so that cool too.

>i used to know Mø before she became Mø she was in a band called the edmunds with two of my best mates and we ran in the same social group of frriends.
>Smoked weed with Lukas Graham on Christinana.

Famous people piss me off. Steve-o is cool. Knoxville is waste'. Every other one I met is a fucking tool. Taylor Swift passes me off. I better never see Selma Gomez, rape would be inevitable. 41. The word of Sin is Restriction. O man! refuse not thy wife, if she will! O lover, if thou wilt, depart! There is no bond that can unite the divided but love: all else is a curse. Accursed! Accursed be it to the aeons! Hell.

>>717935181
No greentext din read

I GOT BUGGZZZZZZZ

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>be me
>go with my author dad to some festival in LA
>he knows edward james olmos through some stuff
>edward walks up to us greets my dad
>my dad says hi and asks if the girl that was with him was his daughter
>olmos is visibly annoyed
>tell my dad that is his wife
>then walks away irritated

i guess he was getting shit in the media for it at the time

another

>answer phone
>hi is anondad there?
>yeah one sec
>dad tells me that was Victor Villaseno
>he wrote rain of gold

he isnt that famous but he is a successful author so low key famous i guess?

>>717932863
who are you OP

>Go to a My Chem concert when I was 16
>Go backstage to meet band
>Hug all and hang out talking bout music and movies
>Tell them I gay
>They say it's cool bros
>Guitarist slipped on ssome ice and landed on his ass
>Security said I need to get out
>Guitarist said I can stay bc I helped him clean his ass

Cool guys, were really down to earth and nice.

>>717932863
>Living in Monterey, go to Carmel
>Stumble across small restaurant tucked away down an alley, get some food
>One seat left on the patio, guy says I can sit - have lunch with Clint Eastwood
...
>Old army buddy becomes Hollywood producer
>Occasionally visit, meet his friends: find out later they are award-winning screenwriters, producers, etc.
A bit of that and it became clear - 'famous' != 'different'

>>717935587
fag

>>717935633
Cunt

>>717935594
thats cool he lives in monterey i think

>>717935694
He was super nice, too

>>717935587
Yo that's cool I like them

>Met Demi Lovato
>Bitch didnt like me

I bet OP is Ted Cruz

>>717936373
Who?

Hi Taylor.
I was wondering when you would show up again.

>1980
>going to Berklee
>meet Melissa Etheridge
>attend club concert with her
>end up spending the night with her at my place
>we stay in touch
>15 years later she's back in Boston for concert
>she calls and tells me to come
>get into concert for free
>spend the night with her in her hotel

>>717936521
I'm not a girl, sry

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>>717936441
only Americas gayest politician / serial killer

>>717936441
>The Zodiac Killer

>>717936580
I call bullshit fag

>>717936599
>didt post proff
DICK OR GTFO

>>717936623
TED CRUZ IS NOT THE ZODIAC, ARTHUR IS. DO YOUR RESEARCH.

>>717932863
Worked on "save the elephants" legislation with Bob Barker. Spent quite a bit of time together working on it. Then he got sick and spent a few days in a DC hospital. I wound up sitting with him in the hospital room while he tried not to die.

>celeb life is glamorous

>>717935587
oMG SAMEEEEE I MET THEM ON PROJEKT REVOLUTION 2004 WAS HELLA RAD

>>717936627
whatever makes you feel good.

>Met Murray once
>No one believes the story

I bet OP is Danny DeVito

>gay
>old
>a total player
>senile

it all adds up

>>717936599
i gave like four stories can we get a hint now?

>Playing poker in Las Vegas
>Jose Canseco sits down
>I have Red Sox hat on
>I give him the nod
>he asks if it's just a hat or if I'm a fan
>I say fuck you in from doahchestuh
>he laughs
>play about 10 hands
>get 7/2 off
>Jose raises
>I re raise
>AQx on the flop
>Jose bets
>I go all in
>he folds
>I show him my bluff and say thanks for the memories
>he says fuck you

>>717936677
>ARTHUR IS
lmao no he isnt. edward wayne edwards is do your fucking research.

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>b friend at airport
>sees snoop walking with big ass security nigguhz
>has to say something
>sup snoop
>snoop replies
>sup vanilla

>>717936832
you a fag too?

Took trip to Elliott Smith memorial wall in l.a. wrote on wall tried to get a drink but stupid dress code at every bar......door guy directs us to bar down the way after we ask for a "hole in the wall" or a "dive" go their, chat with doorman, tells us Drew Barrymore is at the end of bar. Go in she's dressed in chuck Taylor's jeans and a Hoodie making out with some dude hard (find out later was Justin long......wasn't famous yet just those apple commercials) had crush on her whole life (I'm 35 now) my girlfriend (now wife) makes a rose out of a napkin tells me to give it to her, after 2 more drinks I walk up and try to hand it to her

>>717932863
I've provided services to famous folk, for the most part I lie and say whatever horseshit they want to hear. Sure it's organic asshole

>>717937207
nOT YET, BUT WANT TO EXPERIMENT SOMEDAY. sTILL AFRAID OF DICKS

>>717932863
>sent an email to Noam Chomsky
>he wrote back
Starstruck

What I assume is her bodyguard gets in between us out of nowhere she let's me through I give it to her we talk and have a beer her and Justin both super down to earth just normal relaxed chit chat girlfriend and I say bye and walk around town a bit.....later on that night find paper rose on ground bout a block from bar

>>717937060
Uhhh hinttt... I am mentioned in one of the comments here. that's a big one right there. One of the greentexts

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>>717932863
>get free tickets for a baseball game, we're both mets fans
>mets lose because of that dumb cunt keith hernandez
>me and buddy walk out to the parking lot and see hernandez
>friend yells "nice game pretty boy" as we walk past him
>the guy turns around and spits on my friend, the spit ricochets and hits me in the eye
>hes lost in the crowd as we stand there disgusted

Fuck Keith Hernandez.

>>717937657
>Noam Chomsky
im gonna cry when he dies. also what was the email regarding?

I've fucked Lindsay Lohan

Not exactly something to brag about though

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I met Kyle Hotz at my local comic shop. That's the end of the story, I did walk away with a signed copy of billy the kid though.

>>717938000
Oh that's pretty cool buddy :)

Met William s Burroughs new York mid late 80's

This thread is stupid.

>>717938199
Like you

>>717937862
bullshit

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Austin Mahone sucked my dick

>>717938274
Ouch, i'm offended.

>>717934998
>Daniels Radcliff
no way, he's more hairy

>>717938377

You don't have to believe me and I frankly don't cre

>>717938389
Manlet

>>717938563
got any proof? not trying to be aggresive btw

>>717938650

Nope. You were expecting a timestamped pic of my cum on her tits from a coked up night about 5 years ago or something?

>>717936836
Kek

>>717938563
>frankly doesn't care
>still posting with no proof tho

>Met a few internet famous people
>Going to a starwars con to hopefully meet mark in a few months

>>717932863
>>717938039
>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD

i got a story for ya

>be me
>I want to meet Danny Devito
>he is the perfect human being
>I grew up watching taxi and Matilda, loving the characters the dan man played
>still watch everything devito is in
>always sunny being the highlight of his career
>don't even bother with other celebrities
>regulaurly get made fun of for mixing up celebrities
> best example being benedict cumberbatch with jimmy dean
>how i long to meet the god king daniel devito himself
>how i want to tell him how much i look up to him
>to tell him my dream, my desires, my fears
>for him to tell me to follow my dream
>for him to tell me i can do anything i put my mind to
>i want him to tell me his stories of success and hardship

I never have and probably never will meet him, this thought makes me sad

>>717940917
OP you fag

>>717940917
sage goes all fields newfriend

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>>717937786
Nothing interesting.

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>>717942565
he seemed so fucking sad when his wife died a couple years back. broke my fucking heart.

You're Milo Yiannopoulos, aren't you? Don't lie, I know who you are. I'm watching you.

Nothing interesting.

>>717937657

>sent christopher hitchens an email
>he wrote back

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>>717945443
what did you talk about? how he was a chomsky fan then once he got too famous he turned on chomsky?

fuck that guy glad hes gone.

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>>717937687
>that is one magic loogie

>>717945642

i asked him to source a statement from one of fhis debates

no reason to be upset about it tho m8

>>717939836
He walked by me at a the "last" phish festival in 2004

OP IS A FAGGOT

>>717932863
No. You're not. Kill yourself.

>>717945683
Hahahahahahahahahhahha this makes me laugh hard

gtfo Michael Cera, no one cares about you or your batman boxers