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>>717900140
I'm sorry to hear that, now I hope he comes back so that you can set things right.

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>>717900308
That's enough cleansing for today.

>>717900257
>This tbh.
God, she's so cute! I just want to hug her and do nice things with her. Buy her chocolates, cuddle with her under blankets, keep her warm. The list goes on.

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>>717897865
>Chara
Okay. That is german.
>Dio Brando
British Allied Forces scum
>Eru
Unreliable Allied Forces trash
>dogfucker
We burn the mentally disabled.
>Laura
German, good
>Lily
Aryan

>Der Fuhrer, Asuka Langly Souryuu isn't on list.
Traitor schwein

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Tissue Hime claimed.
I'm not gay if I wanted to fuck "her" before I found out "she" was a guy.
Well technically "her" gender is Princess

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>>717899791
So it's another fan service anime basically?

Also that description of it sounds pretty funny to me.

>>717899949
Well, there's no reason for that kind of behavior. These threads (IMO at least) should be a calm place to chill and chat with others, not a drama shitstorm.

>>717899841
Yeah, the only problem is nobody really makes sexy outfits for dogs. Some maid outfits look good, but I have yet to find a Gothic maid outfit, or dog safe makeup. My bitches already smell good after being groomed, but I want to try some funny stupid stuff with them like dressing them up. Not that they need it. They are all fucking bombshell 10/10 supermodels anyway.

Man that sucks. Not eating for 13+ hours on Christmas of all days. Glad you pulled through. I hope you had plenty of Turkey when you came home and recovered.

Air Force have a reason to be arrogant. They get paid the most for the least work.

>>717900415
It's just about courtesy. There's no need to treat people like that unless of course you're in a nigger hate or possibly a rekt thread in some cases.

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>>717900492
>eru
Captured and is slave we experiment on
>Dio
He is clear
>Asuka
Will add

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>>717900362
I thought I told you to... nevermind...

>>717900385
You think what suits me?

>>717900473
Ikr?

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>>717900432
yea i cant stop feeling bad for it

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Still here and on mobile

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>>717900492
>mentally disabled

Lol jealousy

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>>717899981
Aw yeah.

>>717899841
Duly noted. I know they all like giving one another a hard time.

>>717900664
Idiots like Samejima kept badmouthing Kurome and rallying people around him.
>>717900737
Don't worry, its not your fault, you didn't shun him or drive him away. You are not to blame. I'm going to bed now, see ya.

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>>717900664
>fucking dogs
Lmao did unkle lester fondle ur jimmies so much that u habe secks wit ur dogs? ur the gayest person in fgtopia.

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>>717900867
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>>717900788
Enough of this!
>>717900492
Updated

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>>717900916
im probably going too
thanks for talking

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>>717900881
>That smile
That's one to protect

>>717900719
Sorry, I shouldn't be talking about your waifu that way...

>>717901013
Bye take care. It's only midnight here.

>>717900938
u w0t m9 1v1 me fagit

>>717901013
:heart: sweet dreams.

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>>717900778
Jealousy of what, exactly?

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God dam, not even I can stop the Nazi war machine for even a minute....

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>>717900664
Its all about that aesthetic. And as for the turkey, we dont really do turkey here. Its more pork, hams and seafood. The climate is very different, so we tend to go for more refreshing food than heavy meals. And most Air Force dont deserve their pay grade. Pilots and ground crew, sure. When they fly. Otherwise its a waste of money having them sit at a desk and fuck around.
>>717900881
Its part of the experience. Its similar to butchers, bakers and cooks.

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>>717901091
You have nothing to be sorry for, those are all nice things you've been saying about Laura.

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>>717901251
Lots and lots and lots of drug fueled techno orgy parties with 4 sexy doggy partners on a daily basis.

I'm buying a strobe light and a fog machine soon. Along with a sheet of LSD.

Life is all right right now.

>>717901480
Oh no kidding dude. Those fuckers are overpaid just like cops are.

Marine Corps should be paid the most if you ask me. Or front line troops in general.

I love my turkey, but ham is great too.

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kek u spamming this weebaboo thred bcuz ur waiting for ur mailman 2 delivar ur daily butthrut. U got interrupted in the middle of ur sparm bath is that y ur so rectum ravaged?

>>717900308
how does this shit not embarrass you people?

>OH THANK GOD, A WAIFU THREAD

>>717901523
I should be sorry. She's yours. I just say that stuff because I'm lonely and all I can do is fantasize about perfect 2D females and being with them.

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>>717901042
Gotta have that to be waifu-tier.

>>717901480
Yeah, makes sense in that context.

Time for sleep. Take it easy.

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>>717902056
These need to die

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>>717902229

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>>717901647
>drug fueled techno orgy parties with 4 sexy doggy partners on a daily basis
The dogs cannot legally consent to sex. Therefore you are committing statutory rape.
>Does drugs
>fucks dogs
This is why they teach kids that drugs are for losers. You're such a sore loser you can't get a REAL woman in your life.
Bestiality is illegal and animal abuse.
Their pussy are made for dog dick, not human dick.
No one in their right mind prefers dogs over women.
>>717902229
Cleanse Georgette.
The weak-minded must be cleansed

>>717902377
NICE

FEET

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All these nazi animoo girls are making me lose my CONCENTRATION.

>>717902330
hahahaha I get it

>misaki, going back to bed

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>>717902425
>>717902390
>>717902330
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>>717902261
>>717902225
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>>717902128
>>717902056
All these soviets!
PURGE THEM!
>>717902346
Of course. Would you like to take over the position?

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>>717901647
Im a man of the lamb myself. Give me a boned and rolled lamb shoulder and Ill be a happy man for a while. Dont hate on the beat cops though. Im pretty sure that hazard pay over there for a cop is at stupid levels.
>>717902132
Sleep well.

>>717902732
I am the Top Dog, Der Fuhrer.
I do not get my white satin gloves dirty with the blood of Undesirables.

>Asuka

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SERIOUSLY THOUGH I CANT FUCKING CONCENTRATE

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>>717902346
>The dogs cannot legally consent to sex. Therefore you are committing statutory rape.

Dude since when does the law dictate absolutely anything about common fucking sense? Law and sense don't mix. Need I remind you that sex with human women is also statutory rape is she changes her mind about it 6 months after the fact?

Dogs very much consent and they get horny and demand sex just like humans, especially when there's 4 and they start getting jealous of one getting more attention than the other.

>This is why they teach kids that drugs are for losers. You're such a sore loser you can't get a REAL woman in your life.

This is absurd. I don't want a woman. That's like saying I'm a loser because I can't find a respectable gay partner or something. I literally have zero interest. Less than zero. My dogs are supermodels to me, and they're even sexier after I groom them. Why would I go out of my way and spend my limited time on Earth and my money to get a human women I am not attracted to or interested in? To fit into the mold?

Dog dick and human dick are about the same size, and some breeds are far larger than humans. They can accommodate quite easily.

I'm out of Georgette pics that meet the image size limit so I'll post any hot 2d bitches.

>>717902808
Man now you got me wanting some lamb meat.

Cops are still overpaid.

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>>717902900
There is not top dog in this operation. I only get orders from the Fuhrer to purge. So I ask again you want to take over the Werchmant?

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>>717903194
Nobody commands the Wehrmacht but me. Arrest that man!

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>>717902132
Night Houki

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>>717903327
Kind of hard for a dog to lead an army.
>>717902900
You two will have to fight for it.

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>>717903527
Nah, it's the same as leading a pack.

Also Hitler loved dogs.

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>>717902025
I think you've forgotten that almost every waifu/husbando has more than one person to like them as such.

>>717903853
I guess you're right. Thanks.

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>>717903042
You're criminally insane.
>Dogs consent
How so?
They are unable to consent.
You are a loser. A guy who goes to the nightclub and gets bitches? He's a winner.
A guy who stays at home and literally fucks bitches. He's a fucking loser.
You're as worse as die Juden
>>717903658
He didn't fuck dogs. He had a pet Mudkip, Schwein.
>>717903327
Mentally ill goes to Auschwitz. You command no one.
I am Der Führer
>>717903527
I am the official fuhrer.
I am actually German. He belongs in Auschwitz because of his unhealthy fixation on dogs.
I'll give him the 23.