Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>717878078
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
-_-
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>>717889797
DON'T REPLY TO DOGFUCKERS YOU DIPSHITS
Hi
>>717889831
gas the kikes now
yo
>>717889915
>>717889926
What do you have against dog fuckers?
>>717889907
Slutshima
Sameji claim'd
>>717889961
nice scarf :o
You guys are bunch of faggots.
i guess i´ll cont this here then
>>717889429
dont make me go get the portable stove you pest
>>717889622
does my hand and pictures of Hanako count? No? then no
.>>717889715
dude i feel you animal pussy is only second on my list of things that makes me cum
>>717890038
Reveal yourself pussy.
>>717890117
Whoreshima
>>717890112
Mina claimed
Ask me anything for an honest answer.
>>717889039 (sexual anon)
Every night, unless I'm doing something important the next day, and then I'll shower that morning.
>>717889167 (Hanako, I believe)
>sound
Pass.
>Vibrator
While I've used those on people, my experience having them used on me has been very unpleasant and I would not do it again.
>>717889322 (Pokemon interrogator)
Stufful is nice and Bewear is better, but personally, I'm very fond of the new ghosts,so it's a tie between Dhelmise and Mimikyu.
>>717889383 (Tomoko)
Often abandoned houses are hoarder's old homes that nobody's cleaned out or moved into, hence 'abandoned'. More often than not if it's a place of residence, there'll be just /things/ all over the fucking floor. The worst is when the fridge isn't cleaned out. Factories are generally empty and boring with a few of whatever product left. Restaurants are the hardest to get into, from my experience. The two I've entered have both had alarms, despite not being active in six months each. We once checked out an old daycare but there really was nothing in it, despite my expectations for spookiness.
>>717889066
Uh oh. Money won't be an issue at least?
>>717890028
dont listen to him i still love you <3
Isn't there a hentai board somewhere, this shit is fucking retarded.
>>717890117
Slutshima would reveal her pussy :^)
>>717890116
hanako counts -_-
>>717890194
don't call me sexual anon -_-
what type of porn do you like?
>>717890034
>>717890116
I highly recommend it.
I hear horses are great too, but I need to find a different home before I invest in a horse or two.
Dogs are still wonderful and very warm. And when you're done in bed they're always your best friends.
>>717890232
Thanks man. You are all right.
>>717890256
We need a chat room feature on 4chan. THat's basically what these threads are anyway.
>>717890194
>>sound
>Pass.
dude im telling you shit is awesome ESPECIALLY COMBINED with a vibrator
>>717890170
Reveal yourself ;~;
>>717890078
hi Sameji
>>717890095
Thanks ö~
>>717890454
Reveal your pussy slutshima :o
>>717890324
oh well that make me feel good i guess
>>717890013
TJ "Henry" Yoshi is really depressing and naive.
>>717890420
How's the ceiling tonight?
>>717890324
>don't call me sexual anon
I'll call you whatever I damn well please, with these questions.
>What kind of porn
Pretty much anything that isn't gore/shit/piss et cetera.
>>717890432
The idea doesn't appeal to me man, I don't know what else to tell you. A vibrator is okay but it's not fucking spectacular, honestly.
>>717890420
YUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>717890442
Lewd
>>717890509
Hello haruhi
>>717890393
Hello again dogfucker chan
>>717890657
Oh boi
>>717890706
Godot Yoshi is original content DO NOT STEAL.
>>717890117
:ok_hand:
>>717890789
Slut :o
>>717890716
I have been battling with my Internet for the last 3 hours trying to get it to work, and I think I finally won..
>>717890765
TALI!!!
>>717890725
ah well to each his own i guess
>>717890877
Kyouko please don't hate me.
>>717890891
Shut up Sachi
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Tiff of a thread called /waifu/
In west Rancho Cucamonga born and raised
On the ponyville.net was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in /waifu/”
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
Tumblr.com, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of /waifu/ living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Tiff of /waifu/
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “Skype.com” and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to /waifu/“
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the David of /waifu/
>>717890725
>Pretty much anything that isn't gore/shit/piss et cetera
loli, shota, h/s/g/cfur?
>>717890989
Im not sachi, slut :>
>>717890989
I just expressed my liking for the pic.
>>717891006
>fresh
>>717890511
no probemo :o
>>717890725
>I'll call you whatever I damn well please, with these questions.
okay -_-
what are yo
ur main fetishes?
>>717890989
>Shut up Sachi
Why so bully
I'm hurt
>>717890202
I sure hope not
>How are you going to explain this though
>>717890765
hi
>>717891047
Then who? Klonata? :^)
>>717891078
Kyouko, why do you never talk to me besides this kind of stuff ;~;
>>717891125
I'm sorry Sacho, I had forgotten about your trip.
I guess I'll be Rudeby forever.
>>717891006
The claimer formerly known as Megu, formerly known as Kongou, currently known as Nico, is not a female as previously claimed, and is not Tiffany, he is David Porter, he is a brony, and is one of the cringiest human beings I have ever come across.
forum.ponyville.net profile 4338-retro-rainbowdash
youtube.com channel UCEHUGE8OyuqiR1UNXkjpK8g
reddit.com user RetroWright
twinkyporter-blog-blog.tumblr.com
www.twitch.tv retrowright
steamcommunity.com id RetroWright
www.facebook.com Scrumpadooches
steamid.eu profile 76561198079500225
>>717890725
So bestiality is a go?
What animals you prefer?
>>717890765
Hey what's up Alien Mass Effect guy. Sorry I forgot her name.
>>717891304
>>717891290
You will never guess me :|
Give me the fuckin pussy whore
>>717891125
Goodnight
>>717891377
nigga bestiality is ALWAYS a go
ESPECIALLY h/s/g/cfur
ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY C/fur
>>717891198
Sorry im not on skype as often
>>717890938
Hows it going?
>>717891290
I agree with anon,
Show your boobs
>>717891377
For some reason that pic reminds me of my aunt that i fucked.
Also tali.
>>717891035
While I'm into hentai occasionally I'm not particularly into those things.
I'm kind of blanking on describing my limit for depravity, so you'll have to forgive my vagueness. I do like BDSM stuff, though.
>>717891125
As mentioned above and earlier, I'm a dominant kinda guy, so I'm fond of stuff like begging and public humiliation, and the like.
>>717891377
>no, not bestiality
Oh god please read above
>I don't know if it's real but everyone is misconstruing my sexual interests
>>717891589
its ok ive had someone to talk to when im alone
>>717891290
switched avatar again? -_-
>>717891572
sleep tight
>>717891606
have you ever had sex in public?
>>717890194
I can see why you'd have them tied. Both of them putting their own unique spin (pun intended) on the meta.
>I think I might be breeding illegal Stuffuls atm, but one mustn't forget the Sketch-Metronome shenanigans that can be pulled off, especially since Smeargle and Stufful are in the same egg group.
>>717891606
>like BDSM stuff
>doesnt like sounding
WELL OKAY THEN
just fucking with you also dont be ashamed to just spill all of your nasty love for wierd shit HELL im doing it right now
>>717891006
>>717891304
Literally 99% of the people that claim to be girls turn out to be like this.
Top kek.
>>717891290
I talk to like 2 people only if the others don't start the convos.
>>717890938
Hate when that happens, is it from the ISP's end, or yours?
>>717891145
>filename with failure
The only winning move is not to play. Or put on a red jacket, sunglasses, and adopt an alias.
>>717890765
What up Tali?
>>717891779
Several times, though not in particularly crowded areas.
>>717891815
I'm not really a meta guy, honestly. I'm in this horrific limbo between competitive and casual, so I end up only half-giving a shit about how competitively viable my pokemon are.
That being said, I think I could still whoop some ass without looking too far into it.
>>717891859
Hey man, you're into what you're into and that ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
>I'll still make fun of people for it, though.
>>717891779
AGAIN? IT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU SEE ME SWITCHING.
I miss you Sachi? How are you? Long time no see.
>>717891589
I don't have nudes of Kashima, and I won't post lewds.
>>717891512
If I can't figure out who you are, where's the fun?
Probably Alice without his trip, who knows?
>>717891859
Well shit, I don't start convos either.
When are we gonna play siege / gonna share thigh pics again? :^(
>>717891589
Good, now that my internet is working fine. Yourself?
>>717892101
Not too sure, I just restarted the router a few times and tried different configs until it worked lol
>>717891727
Thats always good glad to hear you're taken care of.
>>717891859
>Sounding
Why? Why would a person do that?
>>717891583
The fuck is C/fur?
>>717892101
Just getting ready for a weekend off work. And trying to get this 2nd promotion.
>>717892232
Well you're no fun
>>717892232
Nope
Giv pussy heretical slut >:[
>>717892290
See 4th response of
>>717892325
Wow so many new people on tonight.
>>717891583
Agreed. But what's h and c- fur?
>>717891589
You fucked your aunt? Are you a redneck by any chance? Must be nice to have a booty call living close to you.
>>717891606
You are missing out.
>>717892443
I am from the south but im not full on redneck. Also it was a 1 time thing and she lives far away.
>>717889040
Pretty funny, but good aftwork.
>>717889071
I had some rum before the endone. It turned out to be a refreshing sleep.
>>717891290
Fucking
He~re~tic~
>>717892570
Weew
>>717892152
watch it with that optimism or i might start to like you <3
>>717892232
do i know you?
>>717892325
Because sounding feels fucking great and c/fur is cub fur i.e loli fur
>>717892443
(H)ermaphrodite (c)ub (s)straight (g)ay
>>717892325
yea it helps to have someone to talk to all the time
>>717892152
have you ever tasted cum?
>>717892232
i already knew you switched before -_-
I'm alright i suppose
just usual boring NEET life
>>717892559
Interesing. You must tell me more. How does a situation like that even happen? Any drinking involved?
>>717892646
Oh okay. Herm porn is a bit unrealistic to me unless you're fapping to snails. And cub fur isn't my thing but to each their own.
>>717892101
2nd identity sounds fun. Gonna have to live under loaded gun though :^)
>>717892232
>one of the biggest kc sluts
>no nudes saved
>>717892290
Those things can be fickle sometimes. The last time mine was giving me dropped connections at random, changing the broadcast channel gave me results.
>>717892325
Damn man, promotion #2? Keep up the good work. Feeling pretty good about your chances?
>>717892812
Yum spaghet?
>>717892635
Whats that for?
>>717892646
I fucked up a reply. Sorry.
>>717891862
Well shit, I don't start convos either.
When are we gonna play siege / gonna share thigh pics again? :^(
I'm retarded.
>>717892684
I've never switched before. I mean, I changed avatars twice but it was mostly a meme.
How's that going for you?
>>717892570
Wow rude.
Rudery
>>717892325
I've lewded Ruby before with you. Be happy that happened :<
>>717892874
I don't care whether she's a slut or not.
And I never save nudes.
>>717892935
That's a nice photo is all.. ^-^
>>717892965
^w^
Thank god everyone is now asking me about my sex habits
>This is what I get for being an attention whore
>>717892443
>missing out
>Mentioned I didn't like loli, bestiality, shota, or furry stuff
Eh, just not my thing.
>>717892646
>Or I might start to like you
I'm just answering people's questions, relax.
>>717892684
Yup.
>>717892965
kinda figured but then i got scared thinking you where one of the folks from the old days back when sadako and pillow kun where still among us
man i REALLY miss them
>>717892754
We were both drunk her heavy me light.
>>717892649
If i gave you my number you could text me
>>717892646
Seems like it'd rek your peehole tho
>>717892924
Considering im the only one being considered? High
>>717892965
Wait you have 2 waifus? Or you just posted lewds with me?
>>717892649
Hey haruhi
>>717892570
Hey Rory
>>717892101
Houki
>>717892290
Yuuki
>>717892812
Kirino
>misaki claimed
>no life
>>717892965
If trips show tits
>>717892965
Then why even her?
It's not like you play the game and have her and she not in the anime.
>>717892935
Schnitzel actually, I'm kinda hungry
>>717893138
TSUNNY!!!!
>Tali
>>717892935
I think it was for calling somebody a heretic.
>>717893138
There's something off about Yuno's face in that picture.
>>717893128
You got Discord?
>>717893105
>I'm just answering people's questions, relax.
man where is the love nowadays
>>717893117
>Seems like it'd rek your peehole tho
not if you´re careful and use the proper "equipment" and PLENTY of medical grade lube
>>717892965
Im a bulli. Call me Buury.
>>717893042
It is. Much new art, all 6 pics on the boorus 3 days ago.
>>717893128
Hey, uh, you.
>>717893158
Compare the bear!
>>717893140
Id eat something but I dont want to. Banana milk FTW.
>>717893296
But Im not a heretic?
>>717892325
Nice, go for it! I have to drive back to school tomorrow
>>717892924
It's weird, it would like work for a minute then give me errors and disconnects. Whatever the problem was is fixed, so now I'm just watching YouTube
>>717893117
Are things awkward between you now? Do you still talk to each other?
Get on her good side in case she comes to visit again. I mean, shit if you did it once, you might as well do it more times.
>>717893274
Oi
Been a while hasn't it?
Back and on mobile
>>717893128
hi
>>717893117
its ok we always have skype
>>717893359
>Where is the love nowadays?
Something something Black-Eyed Peas joke
>>717893390
No, but I think it was a response to you calling someone a heretic.
>>717893634
Hello again!
I responded to your how-and-why question, by the way.
>>717893138
Oh, I'd do it just for you bb.
>>717893117
No. I heretic'd to Kashima because I'm a dickhead.
I used to claim Ruby for months before switching.
>>717893109
I'm sorry ;~;
Wait, Hanako, don't you realize I'm Ruby?
>>717893042
Hey now, don't stalk me like that.
>>717893139
I like how she looks and I'm basically an avatar fag. I'm sorry. Plus a friend was switching to a bote too so I thought "why not?".
>>717893390
I'm going to slap you.
>>717892152
I know what you mean, I'm actually the same way, even though I do happen to have a whole bunch of comp-ready pokes that I rarely use stuck in Gen 6.
>Pokebank when?
>Inb4 server overload happens again
>Inb4 no incentive
>>717892965
>I've never switched before. I mean, I changed avatars twice but it was mostly a meme.
Then who were you before?
>>717893296
I think she looks adorable but the anime has its flaws for sure
>>717892796
I was pretty good at disappearing and observing radio silence before I settled down. Guns don't bother me none.
>>717892570
Your waifu is striking in red. You really gotta watch the alcohol with a lot of your meds huh?
>>717893117
It's yours unless you burn a building down. Well played.
>>717893128
Hey Misaki. Had a good day?
>>717893138
It was a valiant attempt.
>>717893402
Good, good. Otherwise you'd have to call your service provider and autistic screech into the phone.
>>717893757
Ruby.
Hello Laura.
>>717893128
Hey Misaki, hows life?
>>717893390
Banana milk? I've never heard of it before