Spam is spam, man. Chocobo thread. (Maybe with some fluffies

>>717886174
Spam is spam, man.

Tonight I have witnessed the birth of a copypasta.

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>>717886578
Tis glorious is it not?

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>>717886578
Spam is spam, man. I know fluffies may not be overflowing with content like Final Fantasy; but every time you post your Chocobos, you are maliciously removing a spot from the image limit that should go to what the thread was made for.

Obviously you have fuckloads of chocs saved, why not make a Chocobo thread? Obviously you can do whatever the fuck you want, including just replying "Kweh." and continue spamming. But as one of the anons who wasn't really bothered the first thread you showed up with something fresh, and actually finding the resulting rage funny: I'm a bit disappointed you're still going to these great lengths to uproot fluffy threads.

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Since the old thread hit its image limit I'll start over with the story based off pic related I was dumping.

Cubicle Foals

>It all began on a sunny June morning.

>I was at my desk, enjoying my first cup of coffee when I get an IM from Janice, our CEO's executive assistant.

>We worked at a small electronics company who developed, manufactured, and sold semiconductors for larger electronics companies.

>Mostly stuff you would find in electrical equipment and such, not things your average person would buy or recognize.

>We were a small office of about fifty people, with a good mix of administrative, engineers, sales, and support staff.

>Most of the rest of the company were in separate offices around the country, all of which blessedly had their own IT staff.

>I just had to deal with the local people, and handle the companies we outsourced the heavy duty IT stuff to.

>Anyway, I head over to Janice's office.

>She had a nice, big office that was next door to the CEO's.

>It has big windows (unlike mine, which has none), a couple of nice big desks (as opposed to my equally large, but old and beat up desk), and she of course has a fast computer with a giant-ass monitor, which she likes to fill with searchbars and "fun" programs and all the other shit that keeps me going to her office.

>I don't complain.

>I mean, Janice can be a bitch to some of the other co-workers (especially other women), and she makes all sorts of stupid mistakes on her computer that I really don't want to deal with.

>But she's also a AAA tier MILF. She's maybe pushing forty, but good god, man.

>That ass.

---

>So I hurry my own ass down the hall and go into her office.

>She's there, already standing out of her chair, smiling at me.

"Hey Anon, thanks for coming down so quick. I got in this morning and I started up the computer and it's saying that my anti-virus is out of date and I need to go this website?"

"Oh, that's probably just some malware." I said.

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What about avian fur? Kind of got an urge because the chocobo porn is so shitty.

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>>717886169
I can't remember the name but he does comic-strip style art. There was one story, I think, from him where the dude superglues the fluffy's asshole and then force-feeds it to the point of its (shovel-induced) explosion.

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>>717886174
>>717886863
Still living the dream of spamming our threads?

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>>717886863
>the chocobo porn is so shitty.

Come on now, it's not ALL shitty.

It's just mostly shitty.

Sad times.

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>>717886174
So the chocobo says kweh when raped?

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>>717887027
> complaining about autism in a fluffy thread

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>>717886863
Pardon me sir but I believe that the thread's title is quite clear.
I we only want the finest chocobos and fluffies. I apologize if you find this as an inconvenience

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>>717887027
No I usually post fluffy, just got this stash of superior birdies.

>>717887184
I want to defile her face.

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>>717886863
Indeed, please, sir. I must demand you cease and desist from this sort of posting. The title of the thread is quite clear. Fluffies and Chocobos only.

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>>717887153
Their are different levels of autism like different levels of hell.

>>717887257
And we got a pony fucker here.

>>717886824
"Let me just check your anti-malware software and we'll get rid of it."

>I check her malware program.

>Sure enough, she had turned it off.

>I had nagged our COO, who I report to for some reason, for us to get some enterprise-level shit that lets us lock down the software remotely, but the company didn't want to pay for it.

>It's ok for our company to send sales people on retreats but god forbid should we spend maybe another $10 per employee per year to get a decent software suite.

>Not that I'm bitter. So I turn the anti-malware software back on, and run a system scan.

>Almost immediately, the Found Items count starts climbing. Yep. Four years at college for this.

"Sooo....." Janice asks. "How was your weekend? Do anything fun?"


"Oh yea," I say. "Went out with some friends to the beach. Real nice weather for it. How about you?"


*Peep!*

>I hear from somewhere in the room.


"Oh well the hubby and I went up to the North Shore because we have a friend who has a home there and it was so wonderful and the clams they have up there are so fresh because they come straight fro....."


>Around this point, I usually start trailing off in my head and think about whether or not Janice is happy in her marriage and if she's actually desperate for a young, undersexed early twentysomething IT guy to bend her right over this goddamn desk, but I hear it again.


*Peep!*


"Is....is something in here peeping?" I ask, cutting her off.


"Oh!" She said, not minding being interruped for some reason.

"You must be hearing my fluffies!"

>Oh Jesus, I thought.

>I didn't even know where to begin with that one.

>We had a strict no-pets rule in the office, which was total bullshit because Harry down in engineering has this really nice dog he used to bring in sometimes.

>Never bothered anyone, never made a mess, never barked, but they banned pets because someone bitched about animals.

>And yet there's a fluffy in here?

I'm surprised there are so many quality chocobo animations.

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>>717887257
Post Basil.

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>>717887184
>>717887363

Awwighty den, daddeh! Fwuffy be gud.

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>>717887498
Basiw gud fwen!

>>717887304
I don't know why it posted that... I selected a picture of a cat who is dressed very proper. I am not sure who the fuck this even is. I'lol try posting the pic again in a different thread and see if it continues to be weird.

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>>717887671
4chan does that sometimes

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>>717887184
>finest chocobos and fluffies

Coming right up.

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>>717886824
>>717887372
Thanks, Anon.

>>717887621
Waifu claimed.

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>>717887912

>>717887671
It worked in the other thread. I am confused want the fuck happened.
>>717887874
I have never seen this happen so I am really relieved that it isn't a problem on my end.

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>>717888015

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This thread needs more abuse. Preferable mindrape or actual rape.

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>>717888103

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>>717887998
the Elwood I could post... oh well

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>>717888214

>>717887372
>Don't get me wrong. I don't mind fluffies. I don't own one but a few of my friends have them. I like playing with them when I visit, but I think of them like how I think of my nephew. He's fun to play with, but when he needs a diaper change, I hand him back over to my sister or brother-in-law. Same with the fluffies my friends own. They're fun, but if they act up or take a shit, I don't need to deal with it. I go home and put my feet up and relax. I look under the desk, and see nothing. Janice laughs.

"Over here, silly."

>She guestures to a large, clear-plastic box. I look in, and raise my eyebrows. Inside are three foals: a green one, a blue one, and a red one. All are earths who have the darker versions of their primary colors for their newly growing manes and tails. The box is lined with a very finely particled litter, with a few toys and a small milk bottle on the side. I open my mouth to say something, but I can't pick the right words to say all the things I'm saying.

"They're called Cubicle Foals." Janice helpfully says

"They're like regular fluffies, but they don't get much bigger than this. In fact, they really don't develop much further than this, even mentally. They're like permanent foals."

"That's.......interesting?"

"I have a cousin who works at Hasbio. This is one of those....um......what do you people call it when a product is pre-release?"

"You people?"

>I ask, raising an eyebrow. I'm your standard white nerd guy, and this makes Janice laugh loudly. She's your standard married-into-money, doesn't-have-to-work, not-so-subtley-very-racist white woman. She loves that kind of humor. I'm not racist but sometimes you have to play to your audience to get them to like you.

"Do you mean a beta program?"

"Yes! That's what he said. It's a beta program. I'm to see how well they work out."

"Well.....good luck?" I blurt out. I'm still speechless.

"Thank you!"

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>>717888312
Kwebm :DD

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>>717887621
>>717888275
I wonder if Basil would mind you giving her the throbbing no no stick. She looks . . . healthily endowed.

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I'm surprised. This is the most hugbox I seen posted here.

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>>717888412
That was the last of those I have, just have normal fluffi art now.

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>>717888483
It's called the sorry dick you dull ragamuffin.

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>>717888680
I accept your chastisement. You are, of course, correct but these anthrofluffs have me all hot and bothered.

>>717888755
If saying sorry was enough we wouldn't have seppuku

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>>717888483
If we want to think in lewd potential...

I think it wouldn't be to uncommon for mares to fall in love with daddeh. After all daddeh is the most amazing thing ever.

>>717888350
>We look at the anti-malware program. The Found Items count is at 4000 and growing.

>I look back at her, and while she's looking at the screen I look down her blouse. I gaze into her exposed, freckled cleavage. I'm at half-mast right now.

"So.....can I hold one of your foals?"

>I ask, trying to keep her eyes up and away.

"Oh sure! Just be careful, they're babies!"

>I look in the box and all three are lying together in a fluffpile in the middle. The green one has his head on top of the the red one, and is occasionally peeping.

All of their eyes are closed.

>I'm not sure if they're too young or are just trying to sleep. I gently pick up the green one, and it begins chirping loudly. The other two sense a problem, and being chirping as well.

"Sorry, should I put him back?"

"Oh no, it's fine. He's probably just hungry. Here, you might want this."

>She hands me a handful of tissues, which I quickly take and put the foal in on its back inside of them. It keeps its eyes closed, and wiggles its little legs up at me. It's making this weird "Eeeee eeee eeeeeee!!!!" noise at me, so I rub its little belly until it slows and stops. It closed its legs around the finger I was stroking its stomach with, and began suckling on my knuckle.

After a few seconds, it scrunched up its face and took its mouth off.

"Muh....muh....mawma! Miwk!"

>Janice gasped.
"
Oh my god, it's first words!" She said, grinning ear to ear.

>I couldn't help but smile as well. We spent the next fifteen minutes chatting while I waited for the anti-malware to finish.

>I hand-fed the green foal with a little bottle, and she fed the other two. The green foal wasn't interested in playing much. It couldn't see, and it kept swaying its head around, probably looking for its siblings. I returned him to his little box and the three cuddled up and almost immediately dozed off.

>>717888755
I miss Fluffyshy abuse.

>>717889095
>I left her and the foals after the search and cleaning was done.

>Honestly, at the beginning I felt like I wasn't happy because of her exception to the no-pets rule, but by the time I left, I was glad to have the fluffies in the office.

End of part 1.

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>>717888982
Have you read the Simmer chronicles on the Booru? She's basically a giant fluffy uni with an abnormally large horn. It's pretty much that exact framing. Except Simmer's "daddeh" has way more scrupulous position on fluffy fucking than I would in his situation . . .

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>>717889111
You could make some.

>>717887002
i believe it's gr1m. something like that, anyway.

>>717888880
It is an understandable mistake. While I do not share in your sexual interests in fluffies, I will respect your sexual interests so long as you respect others

>>717889280
Even my best drawing looks like flugbys. Also can't write for shit.

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>>717889111 (checked)
I'll try to scrounge some up for you . . . but only because you rolled trips.

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>>717889255
only read that comic where she kills her mother

>>717889199
Cubicle Foals, Part 2

>The rest of the week went normally.

>I did the usual shit. Cleaning of viruses. Setting up new computers. Arguing with the asshole IT guy from the Ashburn office because he couldn't connect to our file servers.

>On the following Monday, I was walking down one of the hallways when I heard the sound of children's voices from one of the whiteboard rooms. These were conference rooms with no tables or chairs, just a big whiteboard on the wall. Engineers loved 'em for planning meetings.

>I looked into the room as I passed, and spotted Janice with her three foals, sitting on the ground. The had grown into regular sized foals, with their manes and tails grown out.

>Also in the room, sitting in a circle around the room were Katie, a support rep, Tommy, one of the guys from shipping, and Barbara, one of the other secretaries.

>They were all talking and laughing while the foals ran around. The red one stopped and looked up at me. She waved a little, unsteady hoof.

"Hewwo nice mistah. Pway wiff babbehs?"

>The group looked up at me, and Janice waved me in. I sat near the green foal.

"Hey little buddy, remember me?"

>It cocked its little head to the side, but still smiled up at me.

"Nu kno mistah. Is nice mistah?"

"Yes, Leaf. This is Anon, he fed you once when you were a baby!"

>The foal gasped, and put his legs up, expecting me to lift him, which I did. I gave him a hug, and he giggled loudly.

"Wub nice mistah! Wub mummah!"

>I gently put him back down, and he ran round and round with his other two siblings. They giggled hysterically, yelling about "chasey" games and hugs.

>Typical fluffy shit.

"Jan, you know Harry is gonna be pissed when he knows there are fluffies in here now." Barbara said. "He brought that dog in every day."

"Hey, I didn't complain about that dog. I was fine with it. Besides, fluffies are a lot cleaner than dogs."

"Oh, are you sure about that?" She said, pointing at the red foal.

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>>717889627
lol, yeahhh she tries to seduce "Big Mistah" at some point but he rebuffs her

there was a bunch of spin off art of her fucking aichi and shit afterwards but i didn't save any of it

i'd fuck simmer though, tbh fam

>>717889965
brutal

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>>717889965
reported, you monster

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>>717890168
Spam is spam, man. I know fluffies may not be overflowing with content like Final Fantasy; but every time you post your Chocobos, you are maliciously removing a spot from the image limit that should go to what the thread was made for.

Obviously you have fuckloads of chocs saved, why not make a Chocobo thread? Obviously you can do whatever the fuck you want, including just replying "Kweh." and continue spamming. But as one of the anons who wasn't really bothered the first thread you showed up with something fresh, and actually finding the resulting rage funny: I'm a bit disappointed you're still going to these great lengths to uproot fluffy threads.

>>717887027
Are you illiterate? This is a chocobo and fluffy thread you dipshit.

>>717890168
i had to look this meme up, its a chicken from final fantasy. do you fap to it?

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>>717890020
Thanks.

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>>717890240
>>717890319

>>717890152
Reported for what?

>>717890266
How time till chocobo abuse?

>>717890384
oh ok, i mean thats better than a lot of other shit people jack to, im pretty sure a friend of mine is into diaper shit. fuck

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>>717890348
ZOMG fukin LOVE abuse sir! moar

>>717889888
>It was hunched over, eyes squeezed shut, making an "Unnnnnn nnnnnnnnn!" noise as a few bullets of shit popped out of her rear.

"CHERRY!"

>Janice yelled at the top of her lungs, causing the red foal to jump.

"Those are bad poops! You are a bad fluffy!"

>She quickly scooped up the foal, and walked her to the back of the room, placing her in the plastic bin which she apparently brought over from her office.

"You stay here for the rest of play time and think about what you did!"

>She quickly walked over and picked up the shit with a few tissues, and threw it into a garbage bin in the back of the room. Cherry huuued and cried, but Janice and the other adults ignored her. The two foals kept looking back, but said nothing. Apparently Janice had been training them well. The yellow foal stopped, and looked at Janice and at his sister.

"Chewwy is.....bad baby?"

"Yes, Butter. Cherry has been a bad baby and made bad poops. She stays in the box until its time to go back."

>Butter waddled over and hugged Janice's knee, making a pouty face. Janice patted his head. My cell rang, another emergency from another office, and I left. The foals all waved goodbye, even Cherry in her box.

----

>For most of the week, I didn't see the foals at all. Janice didn't have any issues, and I was busy with problem after problem elsewhere in the company.

>Friday finally came around, and things calmed down. I was hanging out down with the engineers, who were a pretty cool group of guys who also tended to take it easy after lunch on Fridays. I was at the desk of Carl, one of the senior engineers, arguing about Android vs. iOS, when we hear a child's voice from the hallway.

>Was it a bring-your-kid-to-work day that we didn't know about?

>We all peered out the large doorway into the hall, and a little yellow foal wobbled into view. Butter was sniffing at the edges of the hallway, trying to walk steadidly on his unsure legs.

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>>717890266
It's the fact that our bird man is still at it so calm the fuck down Danny.

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>>717890408
horrific horrific abuse

denying a fluffy a cookie while giving it to another?

literally worse than loliguru tbqh

>>717890602
better than the usual shit that's spammed.

chocobo spam's pretty docile. i welcome it.

this is the tamest fluffy thread ever

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>>717890506
Sure.

>>717890642
That as opposed to say cutting it's legs off and watching it's babbehs die?

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>>717890726
Ya I know. I can safely say he is a Closet fluffy lover.

Also time to balance out all this hugbox stuff. One box can not live without the other as it is the nature of things.

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>>717890967
far faaaaaaaaaar worse

>>717890510
>They must have been at least three weeks old at this point.

>Most fluffies would be most of the way to adulthood at this point, but these guys were still wobbly little babies. I wondered if she was lying about these being some new prototype, but there was the proof, right there in the hall.

*sniff sniff*

"Dees nummies? Butta fin nummies fo sissy an bwudda. Fin bestest skettis. Nee biggest nummies fo big babbehs! Dis nummies? Butta fin bestest nummies...."

>Carl elbowed me, and slowly pulled out his nerf gun. Like most groups of nerds, this office had a ton of nerf guns and other similar toys. I shook my head and waved my hands, but he ignored me.

>He aimed slowly, and fired.

>The foal didn't hear the snap of the trigger, but the little foam dart struck him right on the side. Surprisingly, it knocked him right over.

>I had been hit with those things dozens of times and was pretty shocked it could knock anything over, even a little chubby foal.

>Butter, laying on his side, began breathing quickly and heavily, and popped his head up, looking around in a terrified manner. He quickly scrambled to his feet, and we could hear his quick, ragged little breaths.

>He looked around desperately.

"Hoo.....hoo hewt baby? Nu hewt baby, is gud baby! P-p-p..... "

>He spotted the little foam dart on the ground, and hopped back with a shriek. He quickly laid down, covering his eyes with his hooves.

"Nu-u-u nu hewt baby, big munsta! Baby nu nummies!"

>Some chuckles rang out in the engineering room as some people quietly formed a semi-circle to look out into the hallway. After a few seconds, Butter slowly lowered his hooves from his eyes. He stared at the lifeless dart with bloodshot, tear-filled eyes.

"M-m-munsta nu h-h-hewt baby? Nu tawkies? N-n-nu mo hewties?"

>He slowly got to his feet, and snorted. He made a few prancing movements, and snorted again, scrunching his brow down in anger.

"Bad munsta hewt baby! Baby gib sowwiest hoofsies!"

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>>717891051
Kweh.

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>>717890979

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>>717891152
Kweh.

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>>717891343
Spam is spam, man. I know fluffies may not be overflowing with content like Final Fantasy; but every time you post your Chocobos, you are maliciously removing a spot from the image limit that should go to what the thread was made for.

Obviously you have fuckloads of chocs saved, why not make a Chocobo thread? Obviously you can do whatever the fuck you want, including just replying "Kweh." and continue spamming. But as one of the anons who wasn't really bothered the first thread you showed up with something fresh, and actually finding the resulting rage funny: I'm a bit disappointed you're still going to these great lengths to uproot fluffy threads.

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>>717891103

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>>717891405
Kweh.

>>717891210
>>717891262
>KMEB
Fluffy's very own autistic tranny.

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>>717891408
worse than that

>>717891464
>>717891405
cucked rip lol

>>717889888
Keep this beautiful story going.

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>>717891312
"Su babbeh, wingy babbeh an' pointy babbeh pway wif baww. Babbeh go pway wif' baww. An, an' wingeh pway wif baww. An' den pointy babbeh hug babbehs an' say: smawty babbeh... babbeh bestest huggie-tag!
Aheehee-heehe-hee! [snorting]"

>>717891128
>He lurched forward and gave the dart a few little stomps with his front hoof. He stumbled and fell over, letting out a shriek as he fell, but quickly stumbled back up to his feet. A few loud laughs came out of the engineers.

"Nu hewties! Nu hewties! Nu hewt baby! Baby gib sowwy bities! Make munsta nummies! Baby nu nummies, MUNSTA NUMMIES!"

>He began chomping on it, his little weaning teeth barely sinking into the foam. Some of the engineers were wiping tears from their eyes, they were laughing so hard at this scene.

>This caught Butter's attention.

>He took a few proud steps towards the room.

"Hewwo nice hoomans! Nu cwy an be scawed! Baby gib sowwiest hoofies and bities to wowstest munsta! Baby gib BIGGEST HEWTIES!"

>The engineers roared with laughter, and Butter turned back to the dart, and squatted.

"Take foweva sweepies, munsta!" he declared, and a pile of wet runny shit poured out of him onto the dart.

>A shocking amount, I couldn't believe the little body could hold that much shit at once. The engineers let out a loud "OHHHHHHHH!!!!!" in unison and ran back to their desks, laughing but not wanting to be seen with this obviously not-HR-safe situation.

>I quickly grabbed a handful of tissues off Carl's desk, and snatched up Butter.

"Eeeep! Nu fastest upsies, mistah!"

He said, quivering. "Pwease nu hewties, baby jus wan tu gib biggest hewties to munsta!"

"Sorry buddy, but we better get you out of here" I warned him.

>I pointed at Carl.

"That's your mess to clean up. I wouldn't let the boss see that."

>Carl shrugged, and grabbed his box of tissues. I quickly headed down the hall, back to Janice's office. Butter bragged the whole way about his victory.

>As expected, it was empty, except for the two other foals. A cardboard box was laid across the door, but they had obviously pushed it aside far enough for Butter to get out. Leaf and Cherry were playing loudly in the room, but stopped to look up at us.

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>>717891527
Kweh.

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>>717891557
I actually laughed at this.

>>717891482
KMEB was an arrogant asshole.

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>>717891508
I wish my D&D games were like this.

All it is the girt and dirt of society all the time.

>>717891793
this is a good 1

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>>717891793
I wish my D&D games were like this too . . . existent and with friends. :(

>>717891624
>They both waved and greeted me, and Cherry immediately began chewing on her hoof. I placed Butter back down inside. I put the box back in front of the door, and stuck a large book inside of it, hoping it was enough to keep them from pushing it. I waited a few minutes for Janice, but had to leave to finish up the rest of my tasks for the day.

-------

>The weekend came, and I made a point to stop in at Janice's office to check on the foals on Monday. I entered to find them sitting in a semi-circle around her on her desk.

>She was spoon feeding them what looked to be chicken soup. She smiled and waved, and the three foals turned and looked up at me, smiling but not speaking.

"Good morning, Anon! How was your weekend?"

"Great, how are the foals?"

"Oh, they're doing fantastic! Just getting their mid-morning snack!"

>She spooned up another spoonful of broth and put it up to Leaf's lips, which he slurped up loudly, and giggled.

"Weafy wub bwoth!"

"Is that....chicken noodle soup?"

"Well, it's actually just broth." She corrected.

"I heard this is good for their immune systems. And then seem to love it!"

>I turned to Butter.

"Hey little buddy, have any more adventures this weekend? Fight any more monsters?"

>Butter cocked his head to one side, looking confused.

"M-m-munstas?" He asked, nervously.

"Oh, I heard about that. Carl is such a fucking asshole sometimes."

>All three foals suddenly gasped.

"Mummah sed bad wowd!" Leafy yelled.

"Nu bad wowds, mummah, p-p-pwease!"

"Why mummah make poopie sounds? Butta nu wike!"

"Wow...." I said.

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Munstah babbah!

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>>717891729
I have never heard of KMEB. Please tell me the tale.

>>717891962
You poor bastard
>>717891793
You must have a shitty DM

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>>717891464
More Chocobo, please. We need the balance itt.

>>717892134
Typical self-important tranny.

>>717890506
How about no

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>>717892168
Kweh.

>>>/trash/

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>>717891729
Was actually more trying to portray how a fluffy would tell jokes than writing a proper joke to humans.


"One bwight time daddeh say tu fwuffy:
daddeh give sketty fow being bestest fwuffy an' bestest fwuffy fo daddeh.
Su daddeh give sketty, dat am mostest nummiest sketty an' fwuffy eat sketty.
Den... den, den daddeh say is nu sketty say-is-macawoni? ...

But am sketty! [slight front hoof stompy for emphasis] Sketty-sketty."

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>>717892134
running two campaigns right now. Eh one is ok. Every now and then does questionable things.

The other campaign is based on a eldritch post apocalypse.

>>717892223
So Chris-Chan but with fluffies?

>be fwuff
>love huumans
>hate sketti
>never hab problems
>be friendly to everyone
>then one day
>faggy anon apears
>be nice to him
>the end

>>717892082
"Sorry, they don't like vulgar words. According to my cousin at Hasbio, I guess they programmed fluffies originally to freak out like that if you say certain words. It's a kid-proofing thing to encourage kids to not swear or to have people swear near them. It's......annoying to say the least. I guess it's one of the things that vanishes after a few generations because of ferals and backyard breeding...."

"Is......is that one crying?"

>Sure enough, Cherry was hunched over, arms criss-crossed in a self-hug across her chest. She was whimpering, and little tears were dropping down onto the desk in front of her as she sniffled. Leaf hugged her, whispsering to her that it was ok.

"Oh my god, I haven't seen them get that upset about it."

>She sighed. I picked up Cherry, and tickled her fat little stomach. She giggled in between sniffs.

"Dun wan scawy wowd mummah...." She whimpered.

"Hey, how about I take you for a little walk? Ride in my little shirt pocket here for a little bit so you'll feel better? If it's ok with mummah?"

>Cherry's tear filled eyes lit up, and she looked to Janice. She nodded.

"That's fine, just have her back before lunch, ok?"

"OTAY MUMMAH!" Cherry yelled before I could answer.

>I slipped her into my shirt pocket, which turned out not to be as good of an idea as I had heard it was due to her size. She was big enough to stand in the pocket and still have her head poking out, which she did for most of the morning. Most "pocket riders" I had seen out in public were smaller, and sat on her rear legs, with front legs hanging out of the front.

>It worked out, however.

>I went from office to office, doing the standard stuff like removing viruses and toolbars, replacing keyboards, etc. Cherry charmed our coworkers with her little sayings and giggles. She was pretty well behaved.

>Until, at least, I got to engineering.

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>>717892259 Seems a bit cheerful in here.