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what's your military background /b/? Swiss soldier here,

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what's your military background /b/?

Swiss soldier here, did 7 month of training as a light armored recon, squad marksman and mg specialist
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over 1400 hours on bf4, around 800 on bf1
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>>717875142

damn bro
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Anti-air / light recon. We were responsible of the command van that operated the SAMs. It had to be moved every few hours, as well as change communication frequencies and fire control codes, though more often. Sneaking with lighten combat gear, driving around in Defenders, all that good stuff.
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What model of magic wand is that sailor?
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>>717874929
2 years Army as engineer.
2 years Navy as electronics tech.
3 years special forces.

Medically discharged.
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Three years light infantry. One combat deployment in Kunar Province, AFG.
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>>717874929
Max rank 10th prestige over 1000 hours clocked in with 10 double headshot no scopes
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>>717876445

which special forces? swcc?
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11 Years Artillery
Gunline/mortar maggot for 6
Foward observer for 5 and ongoing
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>>717876515

rate your deployment /10
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>>717876571
Im from New Zealand not the US.
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>>717874929
I played Call of Duty for 5 minutes, i pretty much have more experience than everyone here
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>>717875142
BF1 though...
now that's a game
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4 years as spec ops sniper
Don't ask for more information, classified.
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>>717876690

sweet, you guys have pretty dope shit
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9 months. Was a MP and LMG-shooter.
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>>717874929

German SS
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3 years Infantry, deployed to S Baghdad in '04
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>>717874929
Ausfag here, did Army Cadets, left in tier 2 because they are far too soft, joining as a cavalryman in the Aust. Army within the next few years. Just taking a break before jumping into it. Also it dosen't really count but I grew up in a almost paramilitary family, and did lots of skill excersises, and camps with my mates are more like bivouacs and I teach them basic soldier skills besides marksmanship ect. We all use webbing and have kindof "uniforms" too.
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>>717876887
how many confirmed 360 noscopes?
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>>717874929
1 year Chair Force
Still learning my AFSC, EOD
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>>717874929
Tell me about your experience in the Swiss militia. Do you guys feel compelled against your will to serve? Or is it so much a part of your culture that everyone simply acknowledges it as a certainty in life and willingly serves?
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>>717877233
Great that you can choose where to go just like that. I end up where I didn't want to and will be bitter of that for the rest of my life.
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>>717874929
I have 5 days put into metal gear solid V. I'm practically a navy seal.
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>>717877309
bbout 420 counting the hitmarkers
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>>717877520
Conscription must be a bitch. Feel sorry for you mate, although military service is a honorable deed, it's not for everyone.
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us army
Active duty for 3 years
National guard for somewhere over 1 year

After an incident costing me a lot of my blood and almost my life.
The army decided I should be getting 80%
"ok" says I
Oh you're valid for 80% with the va after your active contract?
looks like you can't be in the national guard, you're on disability nigger
federal and (in progress) state honorable discharges
lolwat.jpg

Pic of myself jacked included, no thanks needed
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>joining the U.S. Military after the Vietnam War

U.S. Military. It's essentially a declaration that you've lost the game.

Think about it. The power of free will and you *still* settle for slavery. Wonderful, no?

From an early age, you're influenced by your environment. Your parents (or lack of), teachers (in some manner, shape or form) and other mentors can help steer your life in a direction, whichever direction that may actually be.

However, during all of this, if you're still alive and have most of your bodily functions, there are a whole world of opportunities available to you. Especially in this day and age of technological marvels and the wonders of the Internet to provide information (and, of course, misinformation.)

The military should not even be an option, at this point, because not only is there enough information to suggest that joining it is only for those who've allowed themselves to be brainwashed by a military-industrial complex keen on retaining what power they have left ... but there is also enough information available for people to make their own decisions on what they'd like to do, instead.

Still, people join. They wish to be broken down and remoulded in somebody else's image.

This is a sign of weakness. Of allowing one's self to be influenced and corrupted by those with power and ambition. Essentially, those who join the military are no-better than mindless sheep.

>tl;dr: Join the military? You're a faeces-flinging, irradiated, nuclear-powered rhesus monkey who enjoys others making decisions for you - and you probably stink.
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>>717877762
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>717874929
leaving for USAF basic at the dn of march with a CCT contract.. been training for over a year now. Pretty stoked.
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1 year light infantry
Coming up on 1 year in para company.
No combat deployments but hopefully 2017 is different.
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>>717877233
Weirdo sheep. I bet you are a racist too
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>>717877233

sad you can't find the right kind of training in the regular army, here you can go all the way from kitchen maggot to grenadier which is pretty fucking tough

>>717877389

it is very much part of the culture, i did my duty like my father did and his father before. most guys are actually looking forward to do it because it's such a touching experience. but of course some lefties will go do some civilian service and wipe old peoples butt in homes.
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US Army, still in AIT until April, ADA
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hitlerjugend
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Swiss soldier here too, did RS as fucilier in neuchlen, also mg specialist.
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4 years navy corpsman with a heavy lift helicopter squadrons/osprey squadrons just got back from a deployment that consisted of blowing the ever living shit up out of libya.
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>>717878063

pls call an a-10 for me, i want some of that sweet brrt brrrt
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>>717878173
What do you mean by the training, Toblerone?
>Captcha: select all images with mountains
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British Army, 2 years, Junior Under Officer
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>>717878333
ha! high five bro
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>>717878527
Ausfag here, i'm absolutely nuts about WW2, it must be so cool to use that MG. MG-3 right?
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>>717874929

I'm also in the swiss military atm. Wo war deine kaserne & einheit?
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>>717874929
i paid taxes
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>>717878527
High five bro, forgot an "L" to LMG ahah, I was an lmg specialist. Are you going for sergeant or leutenant?
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>>717878781

mg 51/71, it's like and mg42, but made by rolex and chambered in 7.5x55

i love this gun, that 1000rpm buzzing always gets my dick hard
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>>717878863

ich bin ein welsch also shade fur schweizerdutch

but i can tell you i was in Thun
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>>717878927
Fuck yeah!
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>>717874929
6 years af special ops
Inb4 chair force
I've done more than you, most likely
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>>717874929
Are you trying to shove a giant dildo up your ass?
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If I lie about medical history when joining will they ever find out? Im going for Army Cav Scout
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>>717879036
Ah ok. Unfortunately still have 8 months
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>>717878924

that shit aint light haha and no i'll just be a soldier, unless we actually take a dump on neutrality
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>>717879121
Probably. Just become an hero
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>>717874929
>9/11 happened
>signed up to usaf to bomb sandies
>2 yrs later
>still in orificer training
>ja, komm into mein office herr anon
>okidoki boss
>why is your name on this list for adult a.d.d. anon?
>bc I can haz adult a.d.d. boss, was tested off the charts an ebbertang
>but lieutenant nigger, if you can haz it, you would be disqualified from this job and officer training and anything more than guarding a silo
>well somebody must have fucked up, but 'twasn't me, swearzies.
>well, we was about to cart you off to ten years in Leavenworth, or leven years in tenworth, but lemme make some calls first.
>anon, my office nao
>ok, you're a good officer, and the fuckup wasn't yours, so I begged borrowed and stole, and got you a full honorable discharge for all your hard work and initiative and excellent service thus far in your training. Now go live a good life, be glad you're not going off to war, and enjoy sucking cocks and talking like a teenage girl on the innernet for the rest of your adult life.
>hey, I tried.

Fin.
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>>717878063
Lololololol
I'll be seeing you in a few months at selection you cone faggot
I'm an instructor, what do you want to know
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>>717879188
damn. To be honest, I thought too to make the 9 months straight, but now I'm really happy with my RIP courses
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>>717875142
>put 1500hrs into bf4
>put about 200hrs into bf1 and get bored as shit with every class
>move back to bf4
How'd you play for so long anon
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>>717874929
US Navy- AWFC here. 10 years in, Served in Hawaii and Washington based Orion squadrons. Currently stationed in Los Angeles metro area.
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>>717878470
Nice shot for proof
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>>717879575
Cool as fuck dude
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>>717874929
4 years in the Australian reserves signal corps in the late 80s
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>>717877713
Yeah, I wanted to long-range reconnaissance and they promised me to get me in that battalion.

Eventually when the day came they called me into some piece of shit anti-air battalion where the only way out was to go and become a MP, which was far from what I wanted. My best friend got into reconnaissance and became an officer - I could barely talk to him after that.

I waited for my military service since I was a little kid but that changed then. All I feel is hatred against them now.
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>>717879575
Those are toy guns. hahahaha
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12 year Lra until quit
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>>717879401
This shit right here
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>>717879977

>not knowing about blank breaks

>>717879575

how that l85 going? heard the early ones were pretty fucking crappy
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>>717879977
Spotted the 13 year old
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>>717877233
/r/awwschwitz is leaking
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>>717880133
>>717880238
Dubs don't lie
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>>717880133
A1's were ya, the A2's (soon to be A3) are much better. Still heavy as fuck though
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>>717879977
Good ol' SIM, for the swiss army. That shit never worked
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>>717880285
Those are east germans mate. If I was on my computer I have some nice pics of campguards with their girlfriends, playing accordion. Also why are you mentioning leddit
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You're all pussies. I did two tours in the war on christmas.
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>>717880375

the new version is pretty good actually, tired it in Bure and yeah it's much more reliable and precise than the older one
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>>717876887
what do you do now? do you have weird dreams?
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Oh my God, there are so many soldiers here!

I heard you just sit around and wait for most of the time when in combat…is this true for some parts?
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>>717880542
Motherfucker, I got PTSD in the Cola Wars.
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stared down the barrel of a soviet tank in afghanistan (was in country with the mujahideen)

non-combatant although i did a lot of recreational AK firing
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>>717880583
Yeah, The first half of my RS we used the shitty one, then we moved to Walenstadt, and they gave us the new one. Shit was pretty good, with the village and all also with sensor.
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13 years USAF, Maintenance on aircraft that fuck shit up. Hate aircraft staying for retirement.
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My brother was in the reserves for liek 2 years
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>>717880688
wait tu run and run to wait

you'll wake up at 4 to set up a convoy and at 1030 you're still waiting next to your truck that every fucking retard is donc syncing their radio or some shit
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British army, royal engineers
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>>717881104
>This
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0321, blew out my knee and became a 51.

05-09
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>>717874929
USAF, Aircraft MX. Heavy cargo.
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>>717874929
I have a thing for nordic men. Let me see how hunky and good-looking you are or you are just another sad loser troll. No homo.
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>>717874929
I didn't join the Military because I wasn't a retard or criminal that had nothing else going for itself. I went to University and got a degree working two jobs.
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>>717881447
Swiss are Germanic not nordic you stupid fucking cunt.
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>>717879981
Here brah
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>>717881104
man this was my last operation. I was the "enemy" for the training guys (grenadiers), and we knew they were going to attack our village that night around 1am. So our orders were that we should all be awake, and we waited, anyone who tried to sleep had to do pushups. those motherfuckers attacked at 6am.
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>>717881511
>le epic if you are military u r dumb dumb and i am superion because i went to uni
You americans are often too cucked to see it like this, but serving a country is an honorable thing. Not to mention that fucking around with military equipment and being in top shape is fun.
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>>717881511

military duty is mandatory here, you fucking faggot

my country gave me an assault rifle and taught me how to throw grenades, how can you say no to that!
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>>717876445
This anon is a liar if he is in the USA. Branches won't let you switch around.
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>>717881695

good times bro
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>>717881887
It is also a nice way to have a "break" from studies. And you get a lot of money for it.
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>>717881921
In Australia you can.
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>>717877762

Dear retrograde liberal turd.

Military is needed to proctect the nation's interests and prevent nation's exploitation by another nation, since nations can have radical differences in both law and culture. And there always be a desire to dominate. And nobody will ever drop their arms all at once without being sure their interests won't be cut.

It's not a good or a bad thing, it's just what it is.

And yes, as much as for a defense, it's used for offense as well.
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>>717879981
>>717881695
PERSEC isn't a dirty word.
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>>717881813

classic
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>>717881887
I also own firearms and have gone overseas and thrown grenades. Not very special.
>>717881836
>serving a country is an honorable thing

You're right, but not my country. Not right now.
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enlisted in the canadian army a few months again. complete all tests involved and now just waiting on my BMQ
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>>717882020

yeah right
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>>717882290
Relevant?
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>>717882531
not at all
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>>717879332
lmfao no way? Nothing I really want to know I've done plenty of research and talked to a few CCT guys. My father was prior service CCT before he switched to the Navy. THat's funny though, I'm really stoked leave.
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>>717876445
reason behind the discharge?
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NZ Army + CTTAG many moons ago.
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I've spent my entire life fighting the War on Drugs.
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FBI sampling question... good job fags... while I train the AI with reCAPTCHA to recognize objects in photos.
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>>717874929
Have browsed pol every now and again over the past five years. I am super soldier!
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Us army, 5 yrs sigint analyst
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>>717878921
Underrated post
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>>717874929
Not much. Just 3 years of intense warfare in Yugoslavia against yugoslav army, chetniks and mudshits.

Yes, we won.
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>>717874929
went to 6 months of finnish conscription, that shit really made me hate assholes and stupid people

also what little respect I had for authority melted away with that experience
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>>717885877
holy shit. which side were you on?
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>>717886000
Croatian. That shit was loooong time ago so please you lads move on. I really have to go to sleep now.
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swiss "soldier"

you shoot holes in the cheese?
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>>717886373
I've alerted Moussad about you.
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>>717879401
>Not playing bf3
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>>717874929
Sorry to say but I don't have a military background since I can't go in the military because I'm a bit deaf and because I've got a deformed left foot from breaking it 3 times first time at birth and twice before I was 5. (The left foot isn't that deformed it's just a bit smaller than the other and has less flesh than the others so not too bad. I can walk on it just fine which is awesome because I don't need to use a wheelchair) But my relatives have a bit of record. My great grandfather was in the Irish republican army. (The original one not the terrorist ones) My cousin want's to be in the US military but then changed to wanting to go to the air force but now he want's to be a model now for some odd reason. I thought he'd be a great soldier though so I'd want him to be one since his body has no flaw unlike mine. But that's all I know.
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>>717879575
>l85
Sorry for you.
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Ausfag army pilot here. 3 years later and almost finished flying training
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>>717874929
2yrs USAF ATC
4yrs USAF CCT (almost 2yrs of that in training pipeline)
old challenge coin is old
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US army 2LT, infantry
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>>717887011
Could you post a picture of your cousin?
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>>717883730
How often do you get to shoot guns in the NZ army given the lack of guns there?
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>>717881695
Airmen, blouse your blues and don your berets
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>>717874929
none. i was smart enough to not join any armed service.
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>>717887011
Cool story bro. Have any photos of your cousin?
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pt boat on the way to havana, i used to make a living picking the banana. now i'm a guide for the CIA, hooray for the usa

sent to spy on a cuban talent show, first place havana go
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>>717882000
plus you could get killed.
>go for it
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>>717878470
you're a fucking chess club crowbag arent you
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>>717887893
smart enough? how smart? or are you just honest enough to know you can't handle it?
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>>717887390
Don't have one. He's biracial. (black and white) Obviously stronger than me which is impressive. He's sensitive though and get's a bit physically violent when angry. He's my best friend though so getting in a fight with him isn't common and the last time we "fought" he didn't do anything major really other than shout at me and push me once. But that's about it. I'm just glad he can control his anger better than I can since I'm known to be full of anger. Besides that he's a good guy over all. Still want him to be a soldier though.
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>>717876690
Kia ora brosef
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>>717874929
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class and was
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>>717888189
would have been no problem to "handle it" as you say. but i saw my friends go in and then i got a real job. so, fuck you kiddo.
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>>717877892
beat me too it
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>>717888433
*to it
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>>717879575
I know where you live boy.
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>>717886373
probably been through more action than most anons ITT put together. glad that is behind you, sleep well.
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>>717874929
even my lunch is tactical
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>>717888266
>biracial
not interested
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>>717888926
kek
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GOOSE!!
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>>717874929
US Army
1992-1998
MOS: 31F Mobile Communications.
I sat in a box on the back of a HMMWV and made sure people could talk with each other.
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>>717888608
When you know you know bby
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>>717874929
Question for the militar annons, i whant to join the french legion after my graduation, 4 years by now, of course i will train and shit, but i should enter ? I whant to ser the world and fight, do the 5 years and get out having stories, friends and some money.
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2007-2016
US Air Force
MOS/afsc: 6F0X1.
Paperpusher. 'finance' military pay/ accounting. work that keeps you from going home on time every day. Mental stress Lv.9000 work every weekend. additional duty clusterfuck. almost got nailed for $1000+ of missing IT assets. worked entire hollidays and barely got off scot free from paying the government back for missing IT assets. fuck that got out. best thing i did. now in 214 heaven. E1-E4 Job level Easy. E5 - E6 Job level over 9000 FML. E7-E9 Easy just talk manger shit alot.
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>>717890752
you'll go to Africa and you'll hate humanity by the end of your tour
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>>717891350
I really dont care about that, humanity is cruel.
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>>717891292
Me again, Some finance jobs in air force easy pz go home at 3:30 everyday.
Some are no kidding fucking work work work i was in one of those no kidding around situations to too long.
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>>717891687
Me again, oh yea and if you don't think paperpusers like i deploy i did 3 times. you can expect to deploy once a year at a minimum. 4-6 months each deployment.
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>>717890752
merc4life.
killing will be your profession. don't do it. fuck that shit.
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>>717877059
heil
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>>717888112
Kennaugh here, remember Persec or I'll have to hunt you down
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Kek you Swiss people crack me up, it's a mandatory thing unless you're fucking retarded, gtfo.
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>>717891971
I just what to do the 5 years take the money, stories and get out. What do you think ?
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>>717892341
Whatever you want. Some people just can't "get out" of it. Can't you be just a normal soldier?
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>>717882204
Have fun with your mandantory tour to Ukraine
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>>717874929
I thought this was all you guys used.
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>>717892604
Got dismiss of my army the fuckers take me out
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>>717874929
Diagnosed with cystic fibrosis when I was young, now I'm barred from service and working for most federal agencies.
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>>717875142
Kek
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joined US army nation guard as a tanker, two years into service get forcibly switched to mortarman because governor is a cuck who hates armor, so we get strikers
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>>717879575
Fucking OTC!
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Current 3rd year US Naval Academy student, doing the leatherneck route, wanna be a MUHREEN when I'm finished.

>tfw break is almost over
help
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Us army. Medic faggot here. Been in for a few years. Done some fun stuff, done some hard stuff. Been overseas. Nothing to really brag about.
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>>717887342
Have you finished all of the training, IBOLC and Ranger school?
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Served 9 months in the Greek special forces paratrooper unit .with the mark of a destroyer (explosion specialist)
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>>717896570
Leg still?
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>>717896656
It's ok fag, you'll get there
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>>717877892
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Approaching my 4th year as Armoured Recce.
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>>717874929
Lieutenant, 77th Dubs Platoon, Kek Regiment.

Served 2 tours during the meme war.
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>>717896208
lol do marines actually have this kinda reputation?
why?
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>>717874929
USN 7 years
Electronic Counter Measures and Intel
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>>717874929
joined the marines early 2015 as a 0651 POG
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>>717897008
Me? Oh, I'm no leg. Haha. That's cute though.
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>>717877762
A Sailor fucked your GF while your were taking abnormal psyc class. I would be butthurt also.
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>>717874929

NZ Army, 2 & 1/2yrs, NZLAV Gunner. No trips overseas so left.
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>>717898618
How often do you get to practice shooting guns?
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>>717899847

Small arms, maybe once every month. The LAV Cannon about 4 times a year.
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>>717874929

Canadian army, Squad Artillery, Recon and infrantry training auxiliary

Joined while the Afghanistan mission was ending so never saw a tour. We were used as ground forces for advanced training for foreign armies and command infantry essentially target practice and peons. It was pretend war often boring waiting for 6 hours for operations to start and having a hyper intense 15 mins of "combat" with live rounds.

I miss my old C6 LMG, FN-MAG/M240 for you other peeps. Like carrying a heavy baby, an angry 7.62mm firing heavy baby. Watching US marines shivering their asses off in Canadian winters was hilarious in temps. Actually met a real Private Ramirez and yes he knew the MW2 references.
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>>717874929
5 years air force
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>>717900315
And they wonder why more people dont want to join the NZ army.
Younger people want the more in your face stuff.
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>>717897307
Generally, they are retarded. Every one I've trained back in the day just.....they are like this lol
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>>717897307

They're the 4chan of world armies. I wish I was kidding. It's like /pol/ /b/ /fit/ /k/ and /r9k/ had a retarded children and made a military. Navy is pretty fucked but marines are worst.
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Air America pilot.
Once shot 2 gooks from a Piper Cub while doing a deadstick landing with an oil covered windshield.
I've loved 357 mag revolvers ever since.
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>>717874929
24 days on cod bo, 18 days mw2 ,30 days of cod waw
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>>717879981
Isch das ned illegal so bilder poste? :^)
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>>717901511
>>717901645
This is pretty fucking true, and I never thought or would have believed if I hadn't had joined the Army and fucked around with them.
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>>717887011
>>717877318
>>717891292
i was in the USAF for 6 years, medically retired for combat related injurys. Deployed with army infantry and got hit by an ied while in a striker on a joint tasking.


i was a 3C0, i was a network administrator. basically the guy everyone hated when they had to go to the NCC and reset there Sipr account passwords.


I was stationed in NC
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>>717877233
Yeah cadets got pretty gay after 2008 when that ute rolled and killed a few in Vic.
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4 years 11C (infantry and mortar) in a stryker brigade out og ft lewis WA. spent a year running QRF out of fob ramrod in afg around 09-10, got a drivers badge and combat infantry badge, couple other medals. was in HHC, movie "kill team" was about our btn's Bravo co... played cards with murdoc


pics related, me in a poppy field about to fuck some shit up with a kiowa keepin tabs
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9 months specialized light mechanized infantry.
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6 years MP.

I don't regret it but I wouldn't be an MP again were I to do it over.
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To become a Canine handler would you have to go through MP Bullshit?
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>>717874929
0331 Machine Gunner in the Marines 1st Battalion but was deployed with the Expeditionary Force.I lugged a 240 during the first battle of Fallujah in 04. I served 6 years, deployed 3 times to Iraq, and discharged as a MSgt.
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>>717903796
You better have made some herion Goddammit.
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>>717904683
found shit all the time. would trade gate guards for snuff. this was back in golden era of spice so everyone was always blazed out of their minds of JWH-018. used to get like 28g at a time shipped right to my fuckin tent flap over there. shit was amazing back then. now its garbage.
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Just joined the Canadian Armed Forces. Air Force / Aviation systems technician. Headed out to BMQ on Saturday. Beats sitting on my ass working in a shitty warehouse. 63k a year with spec pay after 4 years up to 70k guaranteed. Not bad for a high school drop out lol.
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>>717905359
Gratz, mang
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Navy. Submarine radio operator.

Coner life is best life.
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>>717905359

Enjoy your 6 hours of daily paperwork that needs laser like precision. I give you 6 months and you'll already have enough.
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>>717877762

Dude. The GI Bill is amazing. While all your friends are paying off their student loans for the rest of their lives, you just went to school for free and got a living stipend on top of it.

You're a moron if you take loans to go to school after high school.
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>>717905756
I have 3 good friends in my trade. I know what I am getting myself into.
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