We all have secrets. Tell your secrets here. Secret/advice/vent

I came to work super early and parked next to the CEO so he would see me there. When I opened my car door the wind took it and smashed my car door into the side of his black BMW. It left a huge ass dent with white paint in it.

I got back in my car and parked in the back.

>>717862544

kek

do you think anyone saw?

>>717862869
I absolutely saw several people who saw it. To top it off it's a small company of like 150 people.

I have more secrets.

>>717862383
My seat fingered my mom's car in the back of her friend

>>717862383

I'm tempted to buy Viagra from the banner add on 4chin but I worry that it's a total scam and I will regret for the rest of my life giving them my credit card number and mailing address.

>old oldfag here, need the Viagra. Costs $30 a pill, yes, $30 a pill, in US at pharmacies. Costs less than $1 a pill on 4chin banner ad. I happen to know the cost per pill is less than a penny for the manufacturing.

Too good to be true?

>>717862931

awfuck. when was this? has anything come from it?

tell more secrets too

>>717863116

What do you have to lose? Just make sure it's FDA approved.

>>717863201
I had no idea the wind was that strong.

Another one? Sure. I constantly meet 7 - 10 girls who are totally down to fuck no strings attached but almost never go through with it because I'm afraid of STDs.

>>717863224

they drain my bank account dry. and never ever stop spamming me.

Once upon a time I gave my actual mobile number to a "Canadian Pharmacy" that I had gotten antibiotics from. Over 9 years later the fuckers have never stopped calling me.

just worried about credit card number and physical home address

they *say* it's FDA approved shit

>>717863116
>old oldfag here
I doubt you're older than this greyfag
>and I don't need pills

>>717863546

condoms man. condoms.

>>717863553
So you can easily fix this.

One, check out that it's a legit company online.

Two, get a gift card and put the money on that. You can make online purchases with gift cards you know.

>>717863610
That is true but I got HPV with a condom once.

>>717863554

maybe. good for you. I'm also a diabeticfag and between the disease and all the fucking meds I'm on, I need boner pills now.

Sucks because I used to be able to stay hard all day long every day. I would get hard again within minutes of cumming and fuck for hours more.

Oh well. Thank god we have the viagra available.

>>717862963
Low tier kek

My penis is small and I have forskin

>>717863703

I hear ya, but hard to tell what's legit on line.

A lot of the gift credit cards don't work for shit like this. I've tried before, but you're right, it's worth trying again.

I can always use my least favorite credit card and burn it if needed. But then there's that mailing address. They won't ship to PO boxes.

>just curious if any of you fuckers have actually bought viagra from the banner ad on 4chan

>>717863922
Wow...and I thought I was the only one

>>717863703

i see why you're "twice shy" about it. but that is pretty rare. and curable. or at least managable enough.

get the condors on your penor and fuck the grils

>>717863780
>I'm also a diabeticfag
Ah, so you're a fat fuck. It's probably the arteriosclerosis that stops you getting hard by restricting the blood flow. It's odds whether you have a heart attack or lose a foot first

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>>717864190

not fat, low cholesterol, but yes, its the vascular damage the diabetes does that does it

sucks

btw, blow me

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>>717863922
>>717864070

>>717864382
>btw, blow me
I would, but you wouldn't be able to get hard and bits might fall off

I wear panties under my clothes nearly everyday. The girlier and frilier the better. My girlfriend knows i like to wear hers, but doesnt know that i have a whole collection of my own that I wear almost every day.

>>717864172
This makes me feel better. Still, I feel weird about it.

Here's another one. I have three novella sized fully completed stories that I never shared with anybody.

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>>717864640

Oh, you WILL blow me when I catch up to you.

>that's more than a promise

>>717863703

based in the Ukraine. not exactly off to a good start

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>>717865019

still not gay

I prefer sharing a woman with another man more than I enjoy having sex with a woman.

>>717865715
>>717863703

prxonline.com
creation date: October 2016

>>717866107

see

>>717865865

>>717866107

hi friend

>>717866208
Sup buddy :)

I've been cucking / having bros share their wives and girlfriends for like two years now.

I don't fit in anywhere not even on this Korean ventriloquism site,

>>717866302

in Cali?

>>717866446
>his Korean ventriloquism site,

topkek

gook moot would be proud

This girl at work seemed overly excited to see me. She half way started to run to me wither her arms out front and waving very excitedly

I was fucking a hooker in the ass, when I ripped my dick out of her stink hole it was covered in shit. It looked like a corn dog covered in chili. I can't believe I paid for that

This little thing has always struck me as kinda odd.

In my Spring Semester I had two people in my class. A girl and a guy. They seemed to be good friends. I ended up hanging out with them once. After that day I never really spoke to the guy again, but I still spoke to the girl on a semi-regular basis.

For some reason on the last day of class the Guy very directly said "Goodbye (Name)" but he didn't say it either person near me, who he spoke to as well occasionally, if not more. But the girl, who I actually was friends with did not look at me or say a word to me at all. It was like I wasn't there.

It's just odd. This girl gave off, and still kinda gives off mixed signals. While that guy seemed to be trying to get her a side chick (He had a girlfriend at the time)

I spoke to the girl a few months ago and she asked about him. Apparently they haven't spoken at all since then...

I would love to be a girl one day

>>717866817

that's a delicacy in some cultures

>>717866609

I'll be visiting cali soon. Post wife or gf. Or you can email me.

>>717866759
This sounds like you are trying too hard

>>717863610
Used condoms 100% of the time and got herpes . Sucks

>>717865093
Oh, an internet tough guy. What a pity you didn't say that with irony - now you've just made yourself look like a dumb cunt and many ITT are laughing at you, not with you.

>>717863703
me too with the HPV bud. shit's a struggle. Luckily I'm still young enough to fuck girls who were able to get the vaccination for it so I just don't bring it up if I ever actually get laid, which is like once a year.

>>717867382
>67382 ▶


Where did you get herpes? Like, on your balls?

>>717867447

Yeah I got them zapped off and have had none appear since.

>>717863554
>I doubt you're older than this greyfag
>>and I don't need pills

I'm sure your nephew's assholes appreciate that

>>717867828
On the base of my dick. Only one outbreak but the blood tests are forever positive.

Also, you can't zap off HPV, man. It's with you for life.

>>717867945
I have nieces, not nephews

But they're happy

>>717868110

I know. It zaps off the warts though. Your body clears eventually and most people never get symptoms.

Most get it.

>>717868264

all grils have it anyway

not a big fucking deal

>>717862869
>>717863917
STOP SAYING KEK

I wanna be straight but I can't stop taking it up the ass.

>>717862383
I'm miserable and hate myself. The only thing keeping me from killing myself is knowing the effects it would have on my family. My dad is already losing his dad soon (he's 90 with cancer in hospice). I wouldn't put him through the loss of a son as well.

I hate that I'm a man but I fear any potential regret if I were to transition to a girl. If I transition and detransition later I would feel like an absolute retard. But if I dont transition I fear that I would want to later and look like a fuckin ogre in a dress. I just want to settle my mind but I fucking cant. And I dont know what I can do that will settle myself.

I want to tell my mom about blocking my testosterone but dont know how to do so without sounding like a degenerate. I know /b/ isn't the place to tell about gender issues and I'm sure I'll be told to kill myself and that I have a mental illness and whatever. I dont really care, I just needed to say it somewhere. this seemed alright.

I'm only 18 and I fucking hate myself. I dont enjoy life. I accept it for the sake of my family. I feel like I have the right to be happy, but I'm too scared to tell anyone what would make me actually happy. Life is mediocre, bros.

I used to sniff around my flatmates room...she is fine with me entering her room cause she has a balcony i smoke on...when i was in my puberty i stole and sniffed all panties i could get a grip on but i thought this was over...we have a good relationship and both have partners..she is younger than me...after a while i got curious and looked for personal stuff of hers and I'm hooked on since...Masturbated on her bed..came on her pillow and stuff...it's getting worse...i really need to move out before things get outta control

>>717868546

triggered!

kek

>>717869938
pls

>>717869842

i related to this. used to have a huge panty fetish when i was younger, thought i grew out of it til a few months ago when i sniffed my housemate's dirty panties while extremely stoned and horny. her laundry bag was sitting out and i saw a pair sitting on top and i couldn't help myself. dear god it was so hot. i was so turned on that i was shaking. i didn't cum in them or any shit like that just a quick sniff. but it got me completely addicted. i did it a few more times when i had the chance. i feel really weird about it but it still gave me some of my best fapping orgasms and i still fantasize about it pretty often while fapping. i'm truly not attracted to her at all, but that scent... it fucked me up. i can't do it again, it's too damn good.

>>717870048

the fucks the matter with you faggot?

>>717864172
HPV isn't curable, moron.

>>717866817
that's what ATM is for. You teach her never to do that to you again by forcing her to clean your dick.

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Currently in a findom relationship with a guy I met on CS:GO. All of my earnings minus bare essentials go to him. Pic is from last night's edging session. He's not even gay, just likes easy money by controlling a beta with his feet.

>>717866996
c'mere

>>717871439
I never got the appeal of findom. fuck that shit

>>717871920
some people are into slavery/complete life control, but that's pretty hard to do remotely. findom is a way you can legitimately control somebodys life without being in the same country.

the internet makes things weird fam

>>717871920
I enjoy it because of the aspect of total control. While I'm not gay in the sense that I want to fuck or be fucked by a guy, I do enjoy the idea of being humiliated and dominated by another male and his feet. Especially if the guy is straight.

It's also humbling to know that my microscopic time on this Earth was spent under the servitude of an 18 year old introvert.

>>717869714
hi anon. you're 18. transition.

no trans girl has ever successfully repressed. you just put it off and get taller and bigger and hairier.

if it makes you feel better, hey you're 18, you can still stop the second half of male puberty.

on a side note, why do so many young trans girls need such a helping hand?

I have kids by my wife and her sister, who is also married. Noone knows except the sister of course.

>>717872143
>>717872143

hm. different folks different strokes I guess..

>>717862383
My sister sucked my dick when I was like 10. I'm 29 now and I still feel awkward around her all the time.

>>717871920
i think findom is awesome.

because i used to accept a lot of money as a kid and grew to love it. ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I tooo 15 ecstasy lills last month was fucking amazing

>>717872587
I wish it was that easy. My issue is that I dont think I was supposed to be a girl or anything, I know I'm a male. I just hate that I'm a male and am considering a transition because there's a chance it would make me happier as a person.

Like I said, right now I tolerate life. I dont enjoy it, but I dont end it for my families sake. I wish I had a way of knowing what I really want. What I'll probably do to test the waters is crossdress and see if I enjoy that. If I really do then I'll talk to my mom about blocking testosterone. I am also trying to follow the 4chan guide to trap-mode.

>>717872746
I get the appeal from the dominants side but I (even as a sub into bdsm) couldn't allow someone to take all my money. That's too far for me. but as said, different folks different strokes.

>>717862383
I used to shoplift to help my family when I was very young. We were very below the poverty line. I mean I used to envy trailer dwellers poor.

>>717866302
How does one get into that sorta thing?

>>717873144
First things first...being a male isn't the worst thing in the world. There's ways to control your testosterone, Lutenizing hormones, follicle stimulating hormone, estrogen levels... with enough medication being male doesn't have to be a limitation, it just means you have to take a different set of meds than if you were a female. You can still get to exactly where and what you want, and "male" will be nothing more than a fact on paper.


the 4chan guide is usually stupid. spearmint, yams, red meat... thats all dumb.

i'll give you better advice. what do you want to know?

>>717862383
Why is the lady in the thumbnail upside down?

>>717873144
i'd probably suggest the opposite actually:

if you crossdress before hormones, you'll probably see a "boy in a dress" in the mirror and that'll make you sad.

if you start hormones.. maybe your depression will go away and you'll be happier than you can remember being. and nothings happier than being in boy mode and the cashier goes "excuse me, miss?"

>>717873832
Deep Web secret

>>717873486
I'm aware being male isn't the worst thing in the world. tbh I like having a penis. What I hate is the uncontrollable body hair I grow because of my genetics. I shave from the chest down and it takes like 45 minutes to do a "good enough" job.

I'm gonna try running a lot and drinking spearmint tea and avoiding red meat where I can. I'm not expecting huge change but literally anything is good enough. I also ordered my first girly clothes on Amazon and am looking at an adorable pink chastity cage.

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>>717862383
i have a girlfriend that i love very much but i have a huge crush on another girl who likes me too. every time we're together it's great we flirt and have the same sense of humor, taste in music, etc. problem is this girl is my good friend's girlfriend. and i know he's upset that she flirts with me so much. and i know if anything ever happened between me and his girl (which i wouldn't try but drunk me may) he'd probably quite literally kill me.

>>717873275
the money isn't the relevant part. It's not necessarily about taking their money and using it (though occasional frivolous purchases to show off that you can doesn't hurt), it's that you control it. You have full access to their accounts, you provide them an allowance, you make them debase themselves for you if they want to buy anything outside the basics. After it ends I don't keep anything they earned, I was just 'taking care' of it.

I've known girls who've got off on guys making all their choices in life, down to the clothes they wear each day and every activity they do. I've known girls who were turned on by the idea of me having access to all their accounts and putting spyware on their phone/computer to keep tabs on everything they do. Findom fits right in with those.

Pick any form of control or powerplay and I guarantee there's a group of people who've sexualized it.

>>717873940
>chastity cage
that's good. for some reason really helps trans girls stop repressing. idk why. works better if you get a friend to hold the keys for you too.

>running a lot
always a good thing

>spearmint tea
eh, wouldn't bother. spearmint tea is a weak anti-androgen. Weak. Like, the doses required to be effective are also high enough to cause hair loss.

>red meat
yeah thats true. you can always switch to fish chicken etc

Anyways, if you want a cheap easy anti-androgen, have you looked at bicalutamide yet? 1/4 of a 50mg pill / a day is enough.

>>717873880
I'm not going to completely crossdress and get all femmed up. I'm only going to wear some thigh high socks and bask in how adorable they are. Part of the reason I'm hesitant to start HRT or even say that I'm trans is because I have a huge trap fetish too. I dont want to think that porn has literally made want to be the opposite gender. I think that's degeneracy in it's finest but I'm also pretty sure that's actually what happened to me.

Without a doubt, 4chan made me bisexual and that's okay. but to say that 4chan has actually made me question my life to the point that I dont want to be a man is something that's really hard for me to admit.

>>717873940
i get what you mean about the body hair, thats so fucking annoying.

if you're pale skin/dark hair, check out a groupon for laser hair removal

I am a sociopath and pretend that i care about everyone around

>>717869714
Try hypnotherapy for depression and suicidal thoughts, it fixed me after I thought I'd tried everything

>>717874430
there's nothing wrong with having a trap fetish.

i mean, if you really are trap deep down, and your testosterone is at like teenage-boy levels, it wouldnt be weird to get off to porn of other traps

anyways, it doesn't really matter what you are. try out some new stuff and if it makes you happy do it, if it doesn't at least you tried and you wont wonder.

i mean the only things you regret are the ones you dont do, right?

>>717874656
Ur just an edgy faggot bro

>>717874784
Not exactly. I regret a lot of things I did, like stealing from my ex-girlfriends while I was a heroin addict, shit like that.

>>717874113
Underrated

>>717874784
>i mean the only things you regret are the ones you dont do, right?
That, and potentially the permanent things you do to yourself. Fear of regret can be an excellent motivator, but it's not carte blanche to just do whatever the fuck you want without a care for the consequences.

>>717875149
those opiates. when i was addicted i called it getting snowed out.

i wouldn't notice what an asshole i was until i was sober for a few months then the guilt came :|

ya know the feeling?

>>717862963
What a fuckin coincidence bro!
My my finger friended me in the car on my mom's back.

>>717874385
>chastity
Yeah I'm hoping it'll prevent me from thinking with my penis. I'm concerned that my desire for femininity is a sexual thing (i think to some extent it is) but I dont want it to be all about sex. that's be ridiculous. doubt I'll get a key holder though.

>running
yeah I'm trying to run in hilly areas too because it helps shape the butt

>tea
already ordered it. I like tea anyway. not really going to depend on it but I'll try it.

>red meat
Chicken will probably be my go-to

>>717874481
Yeah I'm white with dark brown hair. i wouldnt do laser hair removal until I was sure I wanted to be a girl though. right now I really dont know what I want to be, it just isnt this.

>>717874749
I'll look into it. Thank you for the suggestion.

>>717874784
I'm not ashamed of my trap fetish, what I'm ashamed of is that my fetish has actually taken over my life to the point that I question my gender. My gender is one of few things that I've always been sure of and now my sexual degeneracy has taken that away from me too. I've got a bit of extra money lying around so I'm going to try out being more girly and "trap like" and if I enjoy it I'll take it further. If I dont, I'll try something else. At least I live in a time where most people are accepting of other sexualities and genders. I wont let myself turn into a cancerous SJW though. I may be a degenerate but I'm not retarded.

>>717875384
uhh yeah, but natal puberty is permanent too.

I'm glad i stopped mine during my teens.

or i'd be taller. and that would suck.

>>717874926
i thought so as well, for a long time

>>717875544
i get that desire for a lower sex drive. like, I dont want your sexuality to "control" me. it feels like a driving force pushing me to incorrect actions.

>>717875544
nothings wrong with questioning your gender, always fun..

>>717875894
*my sexuality.

ha.

I cum in my undies. dont tell my mum pls

>>717874230
don't be a pussy, flex the love muscle you silly bitch. No woman wants a guy who passes up the opportunity to cuck an inferior male. Go for that shit and if he tries just be a man and take his ass down.

>>717873832
Because you touch yourself at night.

I've always had a very high sex drive but we haven't fucked in 6 months so I de-clothe her slightly and/or grab her ass/tits while she's asleep while I masturbate

So ive been thinking of asking a girl out on a date for coffee, something simple in more of a "I want to get to know you better" way, not "hey be my girlfriend". Went to the same hoghschool ~3 years ago but never talked, we has tons of mutual friends. She came to our two recent partys and talked to her shortly on facebook for a little bit but she drops off and doesnt reply after a few exchanges. I still want to ask her out, just to get a difinitive answer instead of wondering "what could have been"

Advice please?

>>717872954
It shows in your ability to type a short sentence.

>>717872741
buy her a hat.

>>717875469
Yep, I'd use the craziest shit to justify me getting high. Like "oh you didn't answer my text when you were on break at work? I'M GETTIN A BAG"

>>717876258
There's no chance if you don't ask, but if you do ask the chance will be there no matter how small. Say "do you like coffee?" Or "what do you usually order from (cafe nearby)" then after her answer ask if you could take her to go get said item(s)

>>717870827
An annoying little shit is though...

>>717876390
hahaha so many things. holy shit i remember trying to cut all these corners like, i can buy a pouch of Old Man brand tobacco instead of marlboros, i can reuse needles, i can borrow friends pipes, i can just steal lighters, i can sell all the scrap metal in the house

or i could just quit opiates.

ha

>>717862383

This past year I got super drunk at the bar and mowed down two blocks of mopeds parked by a college campus with my car. Idk what i was thinking but i was laughing and just WRECKING these mopeds. I woke up the next morning in my motel and my entire front bumper was destroyed and I broke one of my windows. I was meeting with a client at 8am, I woke up and immediately ordered to get a window replacement and drove to the nearest Napa and bought some paint to fix the dents and scratches. I sanded that shit down and closed a deal for 6K with a client. Though it has left me wondering if my drinking is an issue...

>>717863703
I got hpv from my shitty fucking cheating ex, I was worried it would take years to clear but my warts and everything passed in 8 months and it's been 5 more, the doctor told me it's okay to practice safe sex again but I'm scared of infecting a grill still idk man, idk.

>>717876835
I'd actually use going to rehab as a bargaining chip to get one last bag like "if you can just get me a few bags so I'm not sick, I promise i'll go to rehab!" and I'd go, knowing that I'd be kept well in rehab as well via Suboxone, and then the whole circle started over as soon as I got out.

>>717866900
underrated kek

>>717875894
Personally, I wouldnt call this fun. This is more of a mental dilemma that has plagued me for months. Every mirror is a constant reminder of what I'm not. It sucks and there's no escape. All my clothes, my shoes, my hobbies, everything about me is masculine. I like my hobbies and I like my clothes, what I hate is myself. I wish I could be more androgynous. I'd say I was gender fluid but I dont think i'd be taken seriously by well... everyone.... I wouldn't wish this kind of identity crisis on anyone. It really sucks to not be comfortable in your own skin. what sucks worse is not knowing what would make you comfortable. But I'm just gonna take it day by day and keep not killing myself.

I'm really hoping locking my dick in chastity will:

1) put an end to a masturbation problem I've had since 8th grade. I've jacked it at least once a day for nearly 5 years straight. Rarely do I miss a day and I've gone several (up to i think 7) times in a day.

and

2) Prevent me from doing what my cock wants me to do and do what my heart wants me to do.

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The receptionist in my office was fooling around with a foreman. I took a picture of her blowing him behind the workshop. I used that picture to get myself some blowjobs too, because her long time boyfriend works in my department. So what I love to do is, I page her over the work intercom to come to the records room, and get blown there. Pic related.

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>>717862383
I am ashamed to say this but I hate little boys. I hate male babies too. I think they are ugly and disgusting. I love YouTube because it has videos of male brats being circumcised. Most of the videos are very graphic and b*****, of course. I get angry looking at their uncircumcised worm like peenusses and smelly b****. I love hearing them cry and scream and seeing their faces contort in agony. The beginning of the video usually shows them smiling, but that doesn't last long. I look at the comment section beneath the videos and notice that many other people say nasty things about the little turds. I want to bite and squeeze their peenusses. I'd love to circumcise boys for a living! I am both a s***** and m******** by nature. I love giving pain and getting it. Recently, something appalling happened. Some stupid woman changed her baby boys dirty filthy diaper right near me! That made me so angry. I didn't show it, of course, and snuck a few peeks of his peenus here n there. She apologized but I was enraged deep inside. Men have done bad things to me in my life regarding S** and I am very angry about this. I assume that's why I hate all males, regardless of age. I hate men because they do terrible things in the name of S**. Rape, sexual assault, see prostitutes, f*** animals, etc. All to get off sexually. This makes me livid. They'll risk it all for the hopes of their stupid, oh so important o*****. Sickos. I never hated lil boys n babies before. Now I have dreams of hurting toddlers. I would never have a baby! I can see why parents abuse their kids! I'm overjoyed with my dog. I prefer my dogs company then most humans. In closing, I think I'll watch some circumcision videos soon this afternoon. I curse at the ugly lil babies and young boys when they cry like lil b******. They'll just grow up to be evil men anyways.

>>717869714
Power through, life gets better. Don't transition, most regret it later.

>>717876576
Yeah, i know that she will probably say no, but I may as well know she said no than anything else. I would rather do it in person, but I have no idea when or if im going to see her again.

>>717877138
im sorry anon that sucks ):

-hugs-

>>717876868
I don't know why this story is so funny but it is

>>717876064
see, in reality, i /could/ cuck him but i like my friends, so i'd rather not. he wouldn't be the only one mad, my whole group of friends would. but again idk what will happen with drunk me. i can be a goddamn savage when drunk. the chemistry between us is actually unbelievable. and she's pretty fucking attractive (not out of my league tho :P)

>>717877195
Is your hair pink and green?

>>717877222
>life gets better
dude. they're in pain right now. they need pain relief right now

>>717877138


Ive been jacking off at least once a day for the last 10 years....just a way of life at this juncture

>>717877177
Post pic of her blowing the dude or this story is bullshit

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I have a set of untraceable clothing and blunt objects I have just in case I need to go violently beat the shit out of people, for reasons.

>>717877517
Lurk more or fuck off b8ing

Either way stop posting pls

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>>717877195
Kek, you've got some real issues their.
>Watch videos of them being circumcised
The fuck is wrong with you?

also why did you block your curse words? this is 4Chan..

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>>717877222
Regretting a transition is one of my biggest concerns. Another is not transitioning and deciding to do so later in life, only to turn out like pic related. I'm at a point in time where I can easily transition and and pass and be an adorable trans girl. I don't know how long that period will last so I'm scared to wait too long.

>>717877517
Thanks anon. I know /b/ gets a bad rep for being hostile but I've been coming here for years and any time I bring up a personal problem, I'm always welcomed with support. You guys are some of my best friends.

>>717877651
Yeah I get what you're saying. I don't want to live that way though. Orgasms aren't even that great anymore. They're nice but they got played out a few years ago. Oh well, hopefully I can deprive myself of them and the magic will return.

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never had a GF

all the mexibros at work think im Chad as fuck. yet im still a virgin. kek


i just go along with there assumptions and implycations,

>>717877962
Hook line an sinker you been bated /b/ruv.

My family and friends think I quit meth a long time ago. I'm still slamming it. I'm not sure if they notice or not, I never miss (my vein on my bicep turned brown for awhile though, pretty sure I have hep-c from dirty needles)

>>717878061

Yah, its tough to stop. Its not even fun.

bad too cuz my GF is kind of reserved in bed and id do whatever the fuck she wants. but she never has any of her own ideas

>>717878061
...if it makes you feel better i havent met anyone that transitioned as a teenager and regret

....you know, try looking for an lgbt group or a trans support group in your area.
maybe meeting some queer people your age would help you feel not so alone and collect your thoughts

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>>717877195
bait

>>717878061
anyways anon, im going to get drunk.

remember, you deserve happiness, whatever that is

>>717878506


Getting Drunk too ma /b/ro

>>717877195
I'm not saying this person is a Canadian... but this person is a Canadian.

I'm 24 and a guy and I have my younger brother a handjob twice

>>717878818
What

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I searched "bath time" in Google images for stock images (my web design class). What came up was not what I expected at all. I am pretty sure I am on a list and the people me in class saw.

>>717878895
Gave not have

>>717878310
If your sex life is lacking, I'd suggest trying out bdsm. Kink is a fun way to get the spark back. you could both take the bdsmtest.org quiz and find your kink identities.

>>717878319
Yeah I'll look into support groups more. May ask my mom to speak with a therapist. When I go running, I like to run in the woods and go to the top of a nearby hill. There's a good view of the surrounding area and it's very peaceful. I go there and think about myself sometimes.

>>717878411
had a hearty kek at that image. Thank you for that.

>>717878506
Alright have a good night, anon. Don't drive drunk!

>>717870827

no, but manageable. You get one outbreak of warts, you get them removed, you're done.

everyone has it. literally all sexually active people have it.

it's not the herp. it's not the hiv. its more like crabs. when it's gone it's gone. even better than crabs, you don't have to worry about catching it again because you already have it.

>I stand by my point faggot

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>>717877195
suicide is an option

>>717878961

She is so subservient. We've tried it but she never suggests it

I know it's lacking and ive tried talking to her aobut it, but nothing changes.

So i spend my time on tinder finding other women.

Which is a bummer, cuz i want to stay with this chick but she just doesnt do it sexually for me.

>>717872741

is sister older?

that awkward feeling is knowing you want her to suck you again. and fuck her.

just do it. what could possibly go wrong?

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>>717878919
What did you see?

>>717879612
She's a year and a month younger

>>717874113

bravo anon

>>717868546
fucking topkek

>>717878919
Bubberducky Bubberducky Bubberr duckyyy

>>717877566

You have no idea, now every goddamn day i have to wake up and get in the car with scratches all over the goddamn place and remember that night

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I like cheating on my girlfriend. She's a great girl and I care for her and she comes with some great side benefits (she's an engineer at Tesla). But I need to see other girls as well. Usually it's just while she's out of the country.

Right now, I'm setting up a date with a prospect. Pic related.

>>717877566

My dad helped me fix it and I told him i hit a lawn mower. Had dents and scratches on both sides of the car because i pulled a 180 and went down the other side of thes treet. Wasnt gonna let those mopeds get away

>>717876258

just ask her out and get a definitive answer. then you won't have to worry about "what could have been".

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>>717877195
MOM!! LOOK AT ME I'M DOING IT AGAIN!!... MOM.... MOOOOOM GET A PICTURE

but no srsly kill ur self

>>717862383
I contemplate suicide on an hourly basis, and have been hospitalized against my will for it in the past. I stopped taking my meds, but I refuse to tell anyone my thoughts for fear of ending up in that scary-ass hospital again. I'm gainfully employed, and don't want to lose my job as a result of this shit.

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>>717876868

as long as you keep closing, you have literally no problem.

>alchy's for closers, anon, and don't you forget it.

>>717877020

what are you faggots so hot and bothered about HPV for?

>>717880442

Thats the worst part, made $$$ and got away with it. No one knew man

>>717880111
that's the male brain, dude. spread 'dem genes.

femanon here, I had a dream about my little brother fucking me a little while ago, and it was one of the hottest dreams i've had

>>717863780
90% of people with type 2 diabetus are overweight or obbesse

Lose some weight fat ass

>>717877195
when i was 12 i let a college student guy who was renting out the basement touch my penis for $20

>>717876258
Don't ask her out of the blue. That's a good way to get your soul crushed and never hear from her again. Instead, go to an event or something with some friends. A concert's great. Or an amusement park. Or the beach (in summer) or something. Point is, make it so it's not just the two of you.

Between now and then, look into escalation and how to flirt. Give her some attention but only a little. Hug her when you see her. Get her used to you touching her. Don't ask to go somewhere, tell the group they're going somewher (e.g. not "do you guys want some pizza?"; "let's get pizza").

RedPill has a lot of bullshit but there's some absolute truth there. Read up.

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>>717880630
No one cares, kill your self you stupid Alabama cunt loving nigger.

>>717880620
Is your girlfriend white
Are you cucking her with pooloo girls

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>717880630
Me too.

>>717877195

gril or faggot?

>>717881067
>>717880620
She's actually Indian (dot). Truth be told, I've never dated a US citizen:
1 Brit (white)
1 Taiwanese
1 Chinese
2 Indian (1 is current)
1 Aussie (white)

>>717881067
don't have a gf. i just date girls off okcupid and get bjs

>>717877651

40 years here.

>>717869714
Just know that if you transition successfully I'll be there to fuck you <3

>>717878069
ask if they can set you up with any grils they know

then slay that brown pussy

>>717881470


I dont think its an issue

>>717881408

>>717881391 and >>717880111 here

How long do you date them before they catch feels?

Also what would you say your success rate on OKC is? Right now I'm batting 10-20% of messages that go out. Anything good you've noticed/found?

We broke into an abandoned hospital and we're smashing shit with pipes we found. I walked into a room and almost tripped over a pile of sheets and crap. It turned out to be a homeless guy who woke up and started yelling and freaking out. I got scared and hit him with a big fucking pipe a bunch of times. I hit him in the head a couple times and ran away. I don't know if he survived, but I really doubt it.

>>717879768

so you made her blow you. no wonder it's awkward. she may kill you in your sleep one night anon

>>717880630
>>717881282


you gonna fuck him?

>>717880661

who said I have type 2, faggot

>>717881702
nice

>>717869714

I just wanted to let you know that it's very mature you're putting your family's feelings first in regards to killing yourself.

Seriously. One of my friends committed suicide and his parents were just...

It was awful.

>>717881626

no. it does eventually slow down. up until 40 I wanked or had sex at least 10 times a week, often more. almost never less.

Now that I'm over 50, it's pretty much just once a day. sometimes miss a day. rarely more than twice a day. kind of the reverse of before

>>717881734
Not at all actually, we were playing truth or dare, normally it was regular stuff like "eat cat food" or stupid shit and one night she's like "I can't think of anything else to dare you, but i dare you to let me see your..." and kinda like nudged towards it, and it escalated from there

>>717882258

then smash that shit faggot

>>717876258
Why does this get posted in every thread

>>717882391
Not that easy, we're both almost 30 now, she has a family and shit.

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>>717877195
Just remember when you go to bed tonight that when you lay your fat ass down on your mattress that it was a MAN who made that bed for your lard ass.. and the car you drive to work was MAN made... and the food your fat ass eats was probably MAN made...

without men in this world you Women would be shit.. nothing..garbage... you make me sick.

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>>717881702

kill or be killed

I am a sex addict.

I regularly have sex with 4-6 new girls a week. 90% of them are gorgeous. There are a few that are wifey material and even more that want to date. I just can't get myself to commit to anyone. It's the thrill of find and fucking new girls every night.
Another note. I've never had an std. I mean hell maybe I have HPV but I've never had an outbreak of any kind.
Also I'm a 27 year old man that is above average looking but I'm in average shape 6 foot 185 pounds from Kansas. I need to settle down but I just can't help myself. I realized it was a problem when I have been regularly banging an 18 year old senior in high school, along with her older sister. Both know, both don't care.

>>717881184
How easy is it to get away with murder?

>>717869714
Do you have a skype?

I wish to have a small text conversation.

>>717882675

c'mere. I'll show you how.

>>717862383
I've done lots of gay stuff

>>717882593
kektto ba' benzo

>>717881650
I've been on/off for ~2.5yrs. It's usually several months before they're open with the "I love you" feels. I feel like shit for saying it back, but truth be told, I'm not emotionally available (feel free to call me a faggot).

Getting a response back is tough for guys. Mine's probably between 40%. Less for those turning into dates, and less for getting blown. Probably only gotten like 8 beejays and peaced, and a couple to have unprotected sex. Gotta be careful about not catching diseases. Usually I can at least get a makeout and handy from each girl I date.

Most of the girls on OKC are just looking for a rebound or just dating around. Don't get attached to them; they'll just turn around and break up with you for minimal disagreements. I distance myself now. There are a shitload of virgins in my area, too (Boston). I know some dude go for that, but v-card-taking sex just sucks.

>>717862544
a lot of building have out door cameras installed also. So play it smooth

>>717882649
where do you find that many women?

>>717863546
how you and where you meet these girls? You live in NYC?

>>717883249
IMVU

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posted this last night

> be 7
> bored at recess
> invent "whos" and "lice" as microscopic creatures at war
> imagine twigs as battlecruisers, trees and rocks as massive cities
> imagine school as massive louse fortress
> whos are basically humans, lice are basically grey-skinned clones
> in 5th grade, whos finally blow up louse fortress, and flee to my middle school
> same thing
> after middle school, i imagine whos defending tree outside my house
> imagine snowfall as invasion of thousands of louse ships
> vacations become quests by the whos to discover ancient secrets
> lots of characters live and die, story stretches over 40 years
> i am 22 now, and I still imagine this story sometimes
> about 2 year ago I was walking through a college I was volunteering at, and imagined a battle I'd been building up to for months
> started writing story
> 300,000 words after a few years of writing
> hundreds of shitty drawings of characters, ships, locations, etc
> way more detail than I can express in one post
> one of the only things left from my childhood.

pic related, is emily

>>717862383
Fell in love with a girl I've known for 5 years, we finally connected in a romantic way and then she went off to college. Havent talked to her in almost a year. I drink frequently because of it, but I play it off as "enjoying life".

>>717883442
got any of emily wearing less?

>>717882813

still not gay

>>717879472
That's unfortunate to hear, man. Have you considered relationship counseling?

>>717862383
I kissed a black girl in kindergarten. She was nice.

>>717883523


Dated a girl in HS too, she broke up with me, it bothered me for 4 years. Drank a lot too to cope. Idk man, sometimes love sucks

>>717862383
im the one posting john threads. thats my secret

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>>717883442
i should also add i never told anyone in my real life about this. i've shared it on the internet and made a blog (if you search "whos and lice" on google you should find it) but never told anyone I know.

>>717883538
no, sorry. closest i have is pic related and that's a different character. it's also a tracing of a photo instead of an actual drawing.

>>717883660

which john threads?

>>717883316
>IMVU
haha, you talking about the avatar chat? hahaha you fuck them in the game?

>>717883590

She's still in college and im not willing to go to counseling for it. She was abused as a kid by her dad and has a lot of self esteem issues because of it. Its tough to get past

>>717883660
>>717883726

oh, those. thought you meant whore/john threads

>>717883590

Also, sexually, ill do just about anything - idk if it is necessarily fair for me to judge a woman because she hasnt spent as much time on the internet as me. You know what I mean???

I'm fucking filthy =)

>>717883587
Don't be so sure, I've done a lot of depraved shit with my own family.

>>717863116
Buy-pharma.com it's legit and they have good products

>>717880630
One time I had a dream about Ronald Raegan buttfucking me on a CoD MW3 Map. It was without a doubt the strangest dream I've ever had.

>>717883738
Yea, loads of desperate hot avatar babes just waiting to get fucked.

Grew up wishing I was a girl until I hit puberty. Even then it took a couple years before I accepted myself. Now i i don't understand why even I was like that.

Although sometime I wish I could shapeshift like ranma, but with actual control over it. I think it'd be amazing to be able to be a person that doesn't actually exist

anyone else hammered tonight?

I'm 3/4ths a liter of vodka in, ready to destroy some mopeds

>>717877566

>>717881478
Many men will be. I don't find masculinity attractive though. I hate it. I like dicks, and I like masculine activities (shooting guns, splitting wood, hockey, etc) but I dont find many masculine people attractive.

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>>717883814
newfags fall for john everytime and my secret is i enjoy watching them take the bait

I wish my suicidal thoughts were stronger so I could ignore the reasons I have to live

>>717884187
same

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>>717869714
>I'm 18

>But my dad is 90


Something smells like BULLLL SHIIITTTTT

>>717882070
I vividly remember my brother talking with my mom about a news story where a kid his age killed himself. They talked about how it was a selfish act in the long run. That never left me.

I don't really want to live, but I keep on going because I know it would devastate my family to lose me. I would rather be miserable for their happiness. Their lives are going places and I wouldn't want the loss of me to disrupt that. I may not have much going for me, but I dont want to derail their lives by ending my own. I've considered it and put myself in that situation mentally several times. I could never do it. I love my family too much to hurt them like that. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for them.

I've been told by a few people that I think pretty maturely for my age. It's one of the few things I can actually take pride in. So really, thank you for commenting on it. It's one of my few strong points and it's nice when people notice.

>>717883249
I just go out a lot. I visit different bars in my city and I use tinder a lot. I also have a lot of buddies that set me up on dates.i just have this weird ability to bond and make a connection with different types of women....?i rarely get turned down

>>717882736
I dont use skype. if you'd like to chat, you can kik me at c_deb. I just ask that you tell me where you got my kik.

>>717883249
I've never done anything I shouldn't have done or anything that could potentially get my in trouble but I just like different girls everyday

>>717883767
>>717883898

Oh that's unfortunate to hear, man. I wish the best for the two of you. But I totally get you. If I met a girl that was even into half of the depraved and disgusting things I've jacked off to, I would be surprised. I have no judgement to anyone that doesn't like what I like. Different folks, different strokes.

HookerChan are you here??????

>>717883025
Yeah that sounds about right. A lot of rebounds in that site. Definitely don't get too invested unless you have reason to do otherwise. I've had a few serious relationships but overall I think that's the exception.

>>717885262

Amen to that.

>>717884760
No I'm 18 and my grandfather is 90 in hospice. I couldnt kill myself because my dad is already losing his dad. I couldnt have him lose a son too.

My older brother raped a girl I'm seeing and now I'm in an awkward position where I don't want to see her romantically anymore even though Weber talked about it. I just want to make out with her...and 7 other girls.

I
DROPPED THE SCREW
IN THE TUNA

>>717885433
You and your brother are fucking weird guys.

>>717885382
Unfortunately there's a lot of stupid people that don't understand that. Kinda bums me out when people get mad at me for liking certain things sexually. As long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, who the fuck cares?

>>717884122

there's a newfag born every minute

>>717883767
>She was abused as a kid by her dad
>lots of self esteem issues
>subservient

so probably very sub in bed, is the issue that you're not into that? lost track of the thread here

>>717885433

*we talked about it.

Also that's a lie. I want to fuck her and then fuck 7 other girls.

>>717885417
Oh sorry, i read it wrong.. kek

>>717881944
I don't think he wants that unfortunately.

I have phimosis and dont think i will be able to fuck

>>717885715
it's all good. my wording was kins of awkward.

>>717885633

Niggah please. Half the fuckers on here have blown their brothers

>>717885826
Hahah what's up with all the fags in here

I just lost my virginity with this chick from college that kept sending me nudes, i did her oral and she did it to me, i liked giving her oral but hated when she did it to me, even when sucking my balls, i couldn't get a hard-on.

We did 69, she told me not to worry, i asker to sit on my face and she did, loved it, she was very patient and told me to not worry about stuff and just enjoy the moment but i couldn't, got the condoms and couldn't put it since i wasn't hard enough, she told me we should just lay there naked and we did, talked for a while, then i started fingering her, she moaned really loud and told me to keep going which i did, got a semi and she quickly put the condom and started riding me, again, wasn't really hard, just a semi, after a few good minutes of "fucking" she drops and tells me she came, i did not.

Not sure if she was just being nice i asked her, she told me to touch her vagina and it was really hot and kept contracting i believe is the term.

We put our clothes on and i kept playing with her breasts for a while, i really liked doing all those things to her, but im not sure if she enjoyed it too or felt bad because i didn't came. I guess i fucked it up somewhere because she wanted to leave an hour after we did it.

tl;dr Lost v-card, didn't came, chick was cute and very patient, probably fucked up a 2nd chance

I have a fetish for panties, and I've gone out of my way to steal them from girls that I'm attracted to.

Stole them from one girl by rooting thru her clothes hamper when I was hanging out at her house

Stole them from another girl when I was at her house editing a video for her and she left for 15 minutes.

Keep them in air-tight bags, shit still smells cash even after like 3 years.

>tfw this isn't normal and probably why i can't get a girlfriend

I have a secret. I have about 400GB worth of Japan H game on my pc. (3D Games) from errusion game company :P. also the occasional 2D H games that i get if i deem them worthy. :P

>>717884957
Ok i sent kik message

>>717885666

I'm a strong and controlling man. I want a woman to put me in my place. Is this too much to ask?

>>717885947
Prolly just to nervous man. Talk to her about things that u wanna do go her. U would be surprised on how much dirty talk can get u going

>>717885947
dw /b/ro it happens, im a vicdumb as well

>>717885947

I have very rarely came from sex.

Maybe the odd time when I hadn't masturbated in a while or if the pussy was 2 gud