YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD! https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhH JYlg

>>717854790
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA average /b/tard

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>>717854790
Gross nigger

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>>717854790

You have been visited by the white trash ugly bald sex offender fairy of /b/. Ugliness and male pattern baldness will come to you unless you comment "you're ugly and white trash" on this video. There are no immunities.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_NlWxBXV_BI

>>717856697
OMG HAHAHAHAHA looks like the underminer from the incredible's

>>717855531
i dont believe in this

>>717857085
Kek

>>717857106
nigger

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Okay let me start with some fresh OC greentext

>be me, 20/f
>recently broke up with horrible boyfriend
>love sex, so try to get some dick
>meet a 29/m at new job, kinda weird, gangster type, but seems innocent enough
>we text back and forth and eventually finally fuck him
>afterwards, i'm just relaxing and he keeps saying things like
2017 will be our year
I want to be your man
>confused as fuck but whatever
>finally the kicker:
We need to make a scrapbook of 2017 so we can always remember our time together
should i cont.? prolly will no matter what

>>717861212
Cont you cunt pls

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>>717861212
>I just agree with him, think that he's just trying to be nice to fuck me
>even though i've made it clear I'll fuck him regardless
>so we fuck a couple times, not too much more happens
>only really weird thing is telling me his into fashion,
>tells me he loves to dress up and loves fedoras and he like to look "classy"
>allofmywut.jpg
>whatever I don't care too much really, just a dick or so i thought.
>fast forward to last night
>we decide to get high and then go to our local arcade
>he only plays CoD, but whatever
>get so goddamn high i just release all information I've ever learned onto him
>mostly history facts and all that, really stupid shit
>half expecting him to shut me down, as I mean I'm just high rambling
>instead then tries to tell me something he learned on the history channel - hitler survived the war or something like that
>laugh and agree
>then out of no where he says:
Zeus though, right babe? You know Zeus
>What the fuck, but whatever he's high
>say some vague shit about him, even though i'm not interested in all
>instead of shutting me down, he proceeds to say
Hahah, yeah babe I knew all that shit. See? I'm not dumb haha, people just think I look dumb but you know I'm not
>what
contd?

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>>717862028
DON'T make this three fiddy shit!
Go on.

>>717862028
Sure

>>717856697
That guy looks fucking cool

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>>717862028
>we continue talking, just random things here and there
>start to question if he really is understanding or just agreeing with me
>say somethings to contradict myself to see if he'll agree with either side or if he'd finally disagree
>agrees every time, it gets really annoying
>at first I think, okay whatever he's just trying to get laid
>but then as the further along we got, the further he took his agreements
>it went from "oh man I totally understand" to things like
oh man babe i totally understand, I mean I'll always understand you, you know? Because I'm a nice guy and I'll always listen to you.
>every. single. time
>I brush it off the first few times, call him sweet
>He won't stop it just keeps getting more desperate
>finally gets to the point where this is his agreement:
Oh man babe like I just so get it I think we are just so connected and together you know? And I'm just gonna treat you right and love you and always be sweet to you cause I'm a nice guy. I'm not a man whore or anything like that I'll always be loyal I mean you can tell me to do anything.
>what the fuck someone help me
>eventually sober up enough to get him home
>acts fishy as fuck the whole time while at the same time just talking in my ear about how great we are amd especially how great he is

>>717862844
Did you pretype because you should've

>>717860634
jesus fucking christ please people visit his deviant art profile for ultimate cringe http://hyenarbp.deviantart.com/

>>717862028
Cont

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>>717862844
Check em

and....

CONT!

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>>717862844
that brings us to today, he's texted me a couple times so far, nothing nearly as cringey as what he was saying last night
>almost forgot
>i'm super into the daddy fetish and I love big, chubby, hairy guys
>This guy looks like that, so I call him bear
>tries to tell me his last name means bear, which is crazy cause "i'm his bear"
>i've taken 3 years of German, it is nowhere near that

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>>717858153
i puked

>>717855531
No this cant be fucking real anon

>>717856697
Why is there police in the backround

>>717856332
Is that his daughter? If so, he has nothing to worry about.

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>>717863235
oh another thing, he said he bought his fedoras from a site where its by 12 for the price of 10. Does anyone know if that's real? Like he says he'd buy like 2 dozen at a time.

>>717854790
sauce of webm>?

>>717858153
I thought only Richard Stallman did that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ

>>717863638
Poor thing got his right side of the nose burned

>>717863972
that's a tongue

>>717854790

when he leans toward the camera, i feel the need to grab some stridex

>>717864049
I'ts burned nose.

>>717858662
that is cringe, bro

>>717854790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeOJ9lL1s00

>>717863972
>>717864315
tell me what happened to your dick? does your daddy burnt it with grill lighter when you were 6 years old?

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>>717860634

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>>717863999

>>717860634
>>717864695
here's his profile
>>717862986

>>717863235
tits of stfu

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>>717865494
why???? This ain't cringey!

>>717863235
I'd be so much better for you girl, I have an opinion not just like those douches that just want pussy or shit, jesus why do they always get the girl, I just... I'm just sick of them using and treating you like a box full of chocolates and they only eat the white ones, and I want the white ones cause the rest usually have nuts and I'm allergic to nuts, but for the rest I'm really healthy like really good dna.. Our babies would be really good babies, like without glasses and really strong and stuff. You have childbearing hips btw?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9f9roi8i4g

>>717865632
Your response is cringe. KYS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ9Pyzs_3Uo

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>>717862028
I need 2 ask u a question

>>717867595
?ok

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>>717868161
Here's my question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aFplQOWz_k

>>717856697

that's a mentally disabled person, you fuckin' retard, there's nothing funny here, dumb fuck

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>>717865632
kill yourself newfag

>>717865494
You don't wear fucking jeans with a dress shirt and vest, you fucking moron. Invest in some fucking dress pants!

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>>717868614
it's called learning disorder, faggot

>>717863686

it's from a show called You're The Worst

>>717863564
Look at that face, what do you think he did

>>717869449
lmfao his so fucking shy

https://youtu.be/vsJ_kV4zMQA

>>717869611
he's*
Ftfy

I'll post some of my autism because it usually gets a laugh.

>out at bar
>hate bars
>friend's girl wants to go
>obviously I have to come
>>we like drinking and watching cooking shows, not bars
>girl talking to me
>clearly trying to hit on me
>hella oblivious
>eventually tells me I smell nice
"I have a shower."
>she proceeds to walk away
>drink my boilermaker in peace

>>717865970

Pest post in a Cringe thread I've ever seen. It's getting screencapped and copied for the Pasta folder.
Congrats Anon.

>>717870209
That's pretty funny though

>>717870214
*Best

>>717867157
>>717867446
Love that look, would definitely bang.

>>717867373
is that labanna

>>717868083
ünder8d

>>717870214
That is exactly what I was going for, but you are offputting and I don't like you for it

>>717857106

> will come

I wish.

>>717858153
Hitler.. We need you..pls come back

>>717869449
Which is which?

>>717867446
my ideal gf in highschool

>>717869449
she looks like a curious smuf or some shit

>>717872193
Same here. And still is my ideal gf NOW. Why wouldn't you date her now? Besides the fact that ~20yo girls are fucking boring, batshit insane and full of BS.

>>717865494
Physically cringed

>>717868614
Retard detected

If specials want equal treatment then if they, like anyone else, look amusing, then they can/will he laughed at

>>717854790
makes me wanna get fucked tbqh

>>717871126
what is it in the red circle???

>>717871217
now that's murrica

>>717873216
i think its a dropped magazine.

>>717871217
>not filename "trump voters united"

>>717863235
nice blogpost dipshit.

>>717870998
that grill

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>>717869449

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>>717873315

>>717873684
Jesus Christ is that afucking tumour or something

>>717873713
kill it

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Get Ready

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno

>>717873653
who wakes up
and thinks
"oh i know, I'll wear THIS for the fieldtrip"
how utterly retarded do you have to be

>>717873684
"summer is coming, girls show their bellies again"

>>717873397
That's creator of FAKKu so it's not that cringy.

>>717873713
How to recognize an american in Europe, graphic description.

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>>717860634

>>717873653
He hoping for lord of the flies or something?

>>717873967
>tfw she makes tons of money
kinda makes me wanna get fat too

>>717867157
I'll take a piece of the one in the roller blades

>>717854790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bHVPCbK5M

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>>717873903
>That's creator of FAKKu so it's not that cringy.
cringed hard

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>>717863999

>>717871126
explain, I"m but only a civilian

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>>717873954

>>717873216
Its the muzzle of her rifle resting on the ground and pointing up at her, something only stupid people and women do.

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>>717873998
What fucking shit is this? WHY?! I thought this was a cringe thread, not a rage thread.

>>717874406
Bad makeup is bad

>>717862028

Is that Sonny Barger?

>>717874470
10/10 alpha

>>717854790
It baffles me that any man would allow someone, especially a filthy, sub-human nigger ape, to plow his girlfriend in front of him.

In a million years I'd never understand it.

>>717869449
He'll grow into his body, find a style, and reflect on all the times people were genuinely kind to him.

He'll start working out and get into insanely good shape and show everyone how handsome his facial structure really is.

And he'll remember those times in class and think to himself "I fucking won."

You've never won anything in your fucking life faggot.

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>>717857106

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>moot

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>>717871217

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>>717874661
>women in the same room
>open hair
seems legit

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>>717874566
fucking how?!??!!??!?

>>717871126

Internal rage.

Happens all the time... :(

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>>717874470
fucking lost it hahaha

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>>717874810

>>717854790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWxYy-HPmbs

ticks all the boxes kek