Kinkiest/hottest moment ever? My girlfriend once gave me a

>>717832071

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of making a child.

>>717832071
Your girlfriend gave me a blowjob with 2 pairs of her sister's used panties

When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

>>717832071
>taking shower with bae
>somehow end un talking and concluding it wouldnt be nasty to pee on each other bcause were under flowin water
>proceed to pee on each other
>feelswarmman
>continue to shower and kek, then fuck

Another one:
>be me
>with two butterfaces. One is like a 4, other one is like a 6.5
>we all tipsy at midnight, in the middle of a public park
>start makin out with 6.5, while both grab my cock
didnt get to fuck them tho

I had a nearly nude make out session with my mom once when she was high on Ambien.

>>717832775

Today, on edgy stories that never happened

Starring anon and his wannabe psycho fantasies

>>717832775
Last line ruined it.

>hike school daze
>dudes bball game, fooling around w/ sloot in locker room
>halftime
>mfw hear the door swing open and players coming in
>ohshit
>mad scramble for her,I just pull my pants up lol
>hfw I basically push her out the side door
>December, snowing, t-shirt & yoga pants
>'I'm sorry' while lol inside
>0.001s later, 'What's up anon?' puzzled looks
>'Had to shit lol'
>'lol'
>go back out, sit down like nothing happened.
>she come's back in front door to gym
>snow on head & shoulders
>I'm dying
>friends are asking her wtf?
>glares at me, grabs coat and leaves
>lol hard
>smashed her again that weekend

fucking sluts man, I tell you

>>717832775
nice pasta

>>717832071
I lost my virginity in an Igloo tent, in a threesome with two girls.
That was pretty hot.

One day my wife and I was fucking and drinking the milk of her lactating sister, sorry for my english

>put blindfold on 6 y/o sis
>tell her I have a magic trick to show her
>make her jerk me off
>cum buckets
>can't think of magical ending
>awkward as fuck
>do this 3 more times

>jerk off in class whilst sitting next to 2 girls
>came to the thought of being caught by them

>stole my mom's panties
>came inside them
>put them back

>gran was lying on the sofa watching tv
>at the top of the stairs I could see her
>whip out my dick and jerk off
>cum to thought of being caught

>jerk off outside countless times

>blackmailed ex gf to do things after she cheated or I'd send her family her nudes
>use her like a whore for a year

I can't go a day without jerking off or I start to get really horny and get off to the idea of doing something fucked up.

At young farmers party when I wa 15. Met girl who took me outside into a field with loads of tall plants and blew me after knowing me for five minutes. Held her head as I came down her throat (best feeling ever).
We go back inside and she starts making out with my mate. They date for 3 years after that

>>717832775
I kek'ed

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>be me normal dude 7/10
>only decent looking guy in office
>flirt with preggo coworker 7/10
>problems with boyfriend and future baby daddy, cheats on her, etc whines to me all day
>invite her over to hang out and talk about it
>can tell shes in to me and wants dick kek
>end up having her deepthroat me
>she has me record/take pics and she sends them to her future baby daddy to break up
>mfw theyre back together a few weeks later and she awkwardly says hi in the mornings at work kek

been into being a bull and fucking cucks gf/wives since.

pic related

>>717832071
I went to this 'Jack-shack' in Atlanta in 2004 called Girls-r-fun. Procedure is pay $40 to house for private room and then inside the room with your girl of choice you can negotiate anything. At the line up I notice a really cute blonde girl, maybe 22 or so, so I obviously pick her. Shes new, so her negress overlord says that she will also come in, I don't have to pay double for this. Anyway, get to room, sit on chair, get naked, we agree that they will jerk me off while naked. Little blondie proceeds to sit in my lap, and grinding up on me while the negress is stroking my cock and kissing me. At some point in the grinding, my cock slides into blondie, she gives me a nice dirty look and a wink, and proceeds to ride my cock slowly, unbeknown to the negress. The pleasure is too great and I blast a hot load in blondie, the negress starts rubbing my balls to ensure its all out, and she was none the wiser to blondie getting creampied.

>>717834112
i... i like your style

>>717834112
psychopath rapist spotted

>>717834146
Have you ever told your mate that his girlfriend basically snowballed him on the night they met?

>>717834209
Sounds like you helped them work out a lot of issues

>>717834112
>put blindfold on 6 y/o sis
>tell her I have a magic trick to show her
>make her jerk me off
>cum buckets
>can't think of magical ending
>awkward as fuck
>do this 3 more times

similar stories?

>>717832775
3/10 never happend

>>717834209
Post the pictures my dude

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>>717832071
i once got stripped to a folding chair by my ex-gf, im not submissive at all and the bitch had a whip

I was completely naked and she came slowly walking in and started switching between sucking my dick and whipping me, every time she started whipping me my dick went down like the enola gay.

It ended up with me getting so pissed off, i ripped through the strips around my left arm and legs, then lifted the chair directly into her face and told her to loosen the right arm (I was literally bleeding from my ankles). Might have had some sort of psychotic expression, but it ended with her crying in the bathroom, and me naked in the hallway swearing to my self with a chair stuck to my arm.

Wife and I fucked a cute 19 year-old after a party. She ate my cream pie out of the other girl. They kissed after.

>>717834625
kik me for em
kik: anongutz

>>717834879
dont be a nigger, post em on here

4 am. got out of a party. Very hot night. Nobody in the streets. She walked nude from the party to my house -like 1 kilometer-.Was spotted by some random people. She made me a blowjob before entering my house, in the streets, absolutely naked.

>>717834283
Yeah. i told him at the time BEFORE he started making out with her. He didn't seem bothered. Weird

Kinda wish I had emptied my nut deep in her ass too. Oh well

>>717835200
Some people just can't stand being alone.

>>717835200
his cuck
they prob knew each another before that.

Fucking my girlfriend who was from a very conservative family. She likes it risky.

fucked gf in ass until close, quickly transitioned, came in mouth and proceeded to throat fuck her.

>>717834378
>she refuses to do magic trick anymore
>say I have a different one to show her
>fuck her feet without blindfold

>she catches my parent's fucking
>I tell her we should try what they did
>ask her to show me
>she takes off pants and bends over
>I get diamonds
>stick dick against her pussy
>stop
>realize I can't go any further or I'll get caught for sure
7 years later and she's a hoe, already had a few bfs and more than likely fucked some.

also a few others
>female cousin watched me jerk off

>steal auntie's panties and jerk into them in bathroom

>steal friend's sister's panties who I never met and jerk into them in bathroom

Never been caught, but realized I had to stop (by jerking off twice every day) before I end up like Ted Bundy.

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>>717835374
let's not get too crazy anon

>>717835373
i don't think they did. Reckon I would have known her.

There is something hot about seeing the girls I have fucked getting married and shit now. You get them when they are 18-22 and they are usually still learning so are down for the nasty shit. Someone i fucked in the ass got married recently. Made her clean my cock with her mouth.

Good times

>>717835298
I wouldn't of minded, but I'm huge into snowballing. Dunno about it being another guys cum tho, little weird.

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>14 yrs old
>Have two best friends (Girls)
>Im sleeping over and we all use the same bed
>I sleep in the middle of them
>Someone brings up having a threesome, Jokingly.
>Proceeds to slip there hands down my pants
>I tell them i wasnt ready
>TFW when you miss out on a possible threesome cause you think your dick is small.
I was 14, I had watched too much porn... Expectations... FML

>>717833113
Another one:

>be 20 yr old me
>16 yr old gf
>tells me once one of her "fantasies" is to get rapped
>fast forward months later
>in a big fight over something stupid, as always with grills
>be horny AF
>shes angry on bed, not talkin to me
>remember about her "fantasy"
>proceed to force take her clothes off
>she "struggles"
>can tell she's really angry at me tho, pucnhes and kicks me kind of hard
>fuck hard
later confesses me she enjoyed the whole thing

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When we had our first MMF 3some and I noticed him stretching her out

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>>717834737
>but it ended with her crying in the bathroom, and me naked in the hallway swearing to my self with a chair stuck to my arm

Sex life on 4chan. Top Fucking Kek

Wife (GF then) says she has a surprise. Asks what music I think will put me in the mood, so I tell her barry white can't get enough of your love. She ties my hands behind my back, ties my feet to the edge of the bed so Im ass up face down. She clamps my nipples, blindfolds me and starts masturbating til she comes in her panties. She then puts those in my mouth and puts our ballgag in it to hold them in. Then she puts headphones in my ears with the music playing full blast. She teases me alternating from stroking my cock to spanking me. She leaves for a minute (she told me she was masturbating again), and then started rimming my asshole and fingerfucking me while stroking my dick. It was so fucking hot I couldn't take it. Im getting hard just thinking about it.

>Dating 8/10 half asian cutie
>Her 9/10 friend going through a bad break up
>Gf and I hooking up in room during party
>9/10 girl crying outside door about missing relationship
>Gf opens door to calm her down
>I walk out of the room to piss
>Walk back in to them kissing
>I slyly jump in and proceed to make out with them
>Start getting a a tandem bj
>9/10 girl giving me best succ every
>bust in her mouth
>Both girls black out and go to bed
>Both wake up in the morning and dont remember a thing
>I had my dick in their mouths and they have no idea
>Still get hard ever time I see them together

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>>717832775
wow you must be a real psychopath Tommy, have a (You)

what a faggot

>>717836317
Pic of her?

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>>717832775

>>717836347
Fuck, let's see them

>>717836553

>is copypasta

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>>717836071
Might as well be honest you know, that was some fucked up shit. Had sores around me hands and ankles for a few weeks.

Bitch was mental though, i couldnt eat chilli sauce on my spaghetti, cus it made the plate dirty. Fucking bitch

>>717832280
Was it successfully?

>be stupid me
>don't know how to green text
>just put > at the beginning
>test please ignore

>>717836553
Hey look, a newfag!

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>>717834737
quality kek anon, thanks

i gave a girl a ride home from work, i told her i'm going to go take a nap. i woke up to her sucking me off, i woke up about to cum then she did some trick to make me not cum. she hoped ontop of me, held me down. she made me dinner, just no hot sauce.

>>717834251
The legendary Girls-R-Fun ATM!

Made my gf suck my shitty cock after anal while she took a shit

>>717838653
I loved that place a lot. A bit spendy, but the service could be pretty extraordinary. Second best experience, I got a pretty tall skinny black girl, agreed to get a hj from her, her stroke technique was divine. After I popped, she said 'theres still 10 minutes left' while flicking her tongue ring. I let her oblige me of that, no extra charge.

When I was 16 I gave oral sex to a 12yo mormon girl on several occasions

>>717832071
I held hands with a girl once. Beat that faggot.

>>717839363
Uh enjoy the v& you pedo scum

>>717839501
will do

>>717833305
If that's true, that's hot as fuck. My sister and I made out for 30 seconds on a dare once. She laughed it off as another crazy thing she did to one-up her friends while drunk, but I still fap furiously to the memory.

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>>717838296
I got so much weird shit, once had a 40 year old man, eat amphetamines out of my hand, in an alley behind a 7/11 around noon.

While this is not sexual, it's probably the weirdes thing, i've done in my life. Dude was really in there with his tongue and he looked alot like curt cobain.

>>717832280
You're fucking sick.

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>>717839258
Been in living in GA for a while now, never been to it but have always seen the sign driving around when I lived in Sandy Springs. Wonder if the place is still open. Heard it closed down

>>717839926
The location in taking about was on Northside drive just south of 75. It closed down years ago

>>717834378
>>717835468

Next week on Incredible Tales that Never Fucking Happened

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dated a catholic prude girl, she never did anything. she took shots after a vaca, and got kinky as hell. her first blowjob, swallowed it all, then i ate her out, pic very reliant , probably an hour before.

>>717832071
Got my ex to send me a snap of her in bed, having her bare pussy in full view while her sister was standing next to her bed facing the other way though.

me and my girlfriend were getting horny, she said she liked it when I took charge so I slapped her. She liked it so we continue. Finished by telling her to deepthroat when she has the worse gag reflex I've ever seen. She almost threw up but I slapped it out of her. Came in her mouth. She swallowed. Good day.

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>>717833530
>>717833631
>>717834598
>>717836553
>never heard this pasta before.
What newfags

>>717840232
man, had very similar experience. Dated her in high school, the most she let me do was touch her boobs under her shirt, over her bra. After we broke up, I hung out with her two years later, immediately sucked my cock and swallowed in the car, went back to her place, parents not home, let me raw dog her and cum on her tits. Tried to get back with me, but I said no.

>>717835845
Im completely agreeing with you, but think about this. He is literally so scared of being without a woman, that he will much on your cum.

>>717841007
munch*

>>717833530
>>717833631
>>717834598
>>717836553
>too new to recognize this pasta
>too gay to just fap to it and move along

faggots

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>>717832280
>>>/trash/
Absolutly sickening

>>717836347
Girls just say they don't remember. .. they use the drink as an excuse to lie..

>>717840232
Mines around the same lines.

>knew a girl in high school that was super super prude.
>Christian girl, wouldn't kiss and rolled her eyes at the mention of sex
>finally senior year she had a bf that she let make out with her, rubbed her pussy through her pants

Then she went full whore mode
>tells me how much she loves sucking cock, cum, fucking, anal the whole deal
>meet up with her and rail her brains out in the front seat of her car without even kissing her. Begs me to cum in her ass, I oblige.

Still by far the best sex I have ever had. She wasn't the best looking chick I have been with but she was an absolute semen demon with a great body.

>>717832071
Fucked a girl in the school bathrooms at lunch while there were other girls in the room

>>717834763
how old were you and your wife?

>having sex on school grounds
>continuing the day filled with cum

also swallowed once in a classroom during break, was too embarrassed to talk to anyone because of cummie breath but was hot shit

>>717840937
where from?

>>717840135
Yep, that was the one I knew and loved. Ah, the mammaries

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>>717832775
wew lad

>>717839501
4 year age gap... that's legal in my state..

>>717841460
outside Chicago. Not the same girl obviously, just similar background

>>717841448
are u fem or fag
if fem, u know wat do

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>>717840937
>>717840232
after her first taste of it she loved it. she would always tease me and suck/lick the bottom of my head without going in; always convinced her to put it in, got to a point where I didn't even tell her I was going to cum, she would just swallow

I fucked a girl who was new to my work when i was 17, really hot and immediately came onto me, we started making out and went to a back room and fucked, as i ws about to come someone walked in, didn't see us but she stood up, i came in her panties and she got dressed and walked out with my jizz in her panties.

>>717841635
lrn 2into rules, newfag

honestly hard to tell OP, I will start at the beginning and let anons decide

>be maybe 12, can't remember
>brother is 10
>have been fucking brother for years, started when we played naked at ages 5-3 and went from there
>parents are watching tv
>sneak off to jerk off
>come back into room I share with brother
>he's tied naked facedown on his bed
>he looks up at me
>just says "I want you inside me"
>immediately straddle and start fucking him
>cum in his ass

he was so fucking hot before puberty ruined it, but then he could deepthroat me so...

>>717841816
then follow them, faggt

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>>717841890
2nd option

>be maybe 12
>sister is 5
>get her to undress for me "like she used to when she had her naked phase"
>(she really did have a naked phase, thankfully doesn't remember any of this now)
>get her to bend over and spread her ass for me
>don't go any further than this, thought I would get caught
>fast forward to now, have gigs of creep of her
pic related (she is 18 in this pic)

>>717841737
she became kinky as hell, from catholic to everything, while doing laundry at a laundromat, she insisted we fucked in the car, didn't know she had no panties on, i told her everyone would know and we would have to clean up after, she pulled me out and i cummed all over her dress, we walked in like nothing happend

>>717842117
3rd option

>be 22
>go on okcupid date with 18yo girl
>she's this tiny punk girl with an almost entirely shaved head, maybe five feet at tallest and 90 pounds at most
>get rained on walking back to my place
>she immediately starts undressing
>remember another "18"yo girl on okcupid who was not 18 while I was talking to her
>ask her if she's really 18
>she says she's 17, her birthday is in a few months
>I hesitate
>she takes my pants off while saying "come on, 16 is the age of consent, I'm legal"
>I have no capacity to argue with this
>fuck the shit out of her, she is obviously as submissive and slutty as you'd expect from her being a 17yo punk girl meeting people for sex on the internet
>have threesomes with her and my other partner (poly ftw) that whole summer

hottest moment with her (~3 months after I met her or so):
>go on a hike
>set up camp, get nice and high
>about to fuck, mention she'll be 18 soon and ask if she wants to make sex tapes
>"Oh, I'll be 17 soon, I said I was 17 because I was only a few months away"
>realize I've been fucking a 16yo this whole time
>look at the sexy little thing I have begging for my cock
>know it's legal in the state we're in now too because I made sure to look it up
>fuckit.jpg
>we start to fuck
>she slips my cock in her without a condom because she just started bc
>I fuck the shit out of her raw and it's the best feeling in the world
>do some hard rape roleplay out in the woods and cum in her again
>buy her plan b and break up with her the next morning for lying to me

thankfully I started fucking her again while she was 17, we've fucked on and off ever since. that night was so hot from the combination of genuine anger I had for being lied to and the taboo of fucking a 16yo raw.

>be 16
>dating cute 16 yo girl, also 16
>she wont let me fuck her, becuase of her religion
>but blowjobs are fine
>get 2-5 blowjobs a day

>after a few months she desperatly wants my D deep inside her
>she suggest anal
>fuck yeah
>fuck her ass almost daily, often combined with blowjobs before and after

Broke up with her when we turned 18 because I met someone else. She still thinks shes a virgin, although I fucked her ass over 200 times (shes 20 now and I was her last boyfriend since)

Came in my friend's 17 year old sisters ass while he was in the next room gaming. He still doesn't know

My gf and I met a couple at a festival who wanted to swing. The girl was this tiny blonde thing. Super fit, perky tits, great ass. We'd flirted with them all night and decided to swap partners when we got back to our tents. I start going at it with the girl immediately. Apparently though, the dude lay down in his tent and just passed out instantly (lot's of whiskey). So while I'm pounding away at this girl doggystyle I hear the zipper on the tent. My girlfriend sneaks in and just says "hi", pulls off her skirt and sits directly in front of the blonde girl. She grabbed her hair and pulled it back, pulling her head up and thrusting her hips forward so her pussy is right in the girls face. She got ate out while I fucked the absolute shit out of the blonde. We kept fucking till the sun came up. Shit was cash

>>717842117
More of your sis?

More stories like this?>>717842117
>>717842117
>>717842117

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>>717832071
I once fucked your girlfriend while her sister was sitting on my face.

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>>717843341
>My girlfriend sneaks in and just says "hi", pulls off her skirt and sits directly in front of the blonde girl.

That's how you know you have a keeper

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>>717843366
only other story I have of my sis is trying to get her to take off her pants in a blanket fort but she wouldn't go for it. she was too smart as a kid.

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there is NOTHING hotter than when you place your lips around her asshole, feel it flex a few time, then start opening, your tounge can feel the point first, as the slick semi bitter turd slids into your mouth, your senses go insane you cock turns to steel, the turd surrenders to you as you crush it between your teeth, it gives up its turdy goodness as it melts across your palate, you explode and saturate everything with your cum as wave after wave of pleasure overtakes you the way only being a scat slave understands,

>At female friend's house, crush is there too.
>Crush has to leave for about an hour
>Friend tells me crush is into me, and she wants to have a go before i'm taken
Ends up sucking me off and I blow a load over her fat tits
>Friend disappears to clean off, crush returns shortly after
>'Hey anon, can we talk?'
>She ditched her bf of 2 years to ask me out
>End up fucking like rabbits in the same spot I just pasted my best friend

Femfriend gives brofist on the way out, crushgirl never knew a thing

I'm 21 and got my dick sucked in a utility closet in the basement of my work by a 38 year old mom of two. Came in her mouth. She still sends me nudes.

>>717843210
Similar deal here, at m8's house, he disappears to watch some shit on tv, end up fucking his sister in the other room.

We carry on for a couple of weeks without getting caught, at one point she jerks me off in the kitchen while the whole family is in the next room, thinking she was 'helping me make tea'

>>717845010
her age?

>>717844908
post the nudes

>>717845100
I was 17 she was 16 at the time

>>717835893
>>tells me once one of her "fantasies" is to get rapped
Arms spaghetti

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Fucked my girlfriend's friend raw at gfs house then went home, gf calls later and tells me to come back over. She is mad I fucked friend without telling her. I ask how she knew and she tells me because I tasted your cum when I ate her out. The 3 of us fucked for 2 more years all the time.

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>be 18
>talking to a 16 year old female friend of one of my schoolfriends, I know he has a bit of a thing for her but he's too beta to say anything, and she's constantly getting new guys
>tell her to come to town so we can meet in person (we were only texting), so we meet the next day and go shopping together
>see my friend in one of the game stores, we start chatting for a bit, but he's confused why I'm with her, tell him she was just here for the day and it was about time we met up
>he reluctantly says ok and we all leave
>get something to eat, sitting in the mostly empty food court
>finish up, get her to sit on my lap (she's tiny), and while we chat some more, I switch on the vibe on my phone and put it between my legs
>she freezes up, starts grinding against it so I ask her how it feels
>she says it's good but not as good as something inside her
>take her to the mostly empty parking lot staircase
>she sucks my cock and swallows two loads of cum
>I put her on her back and eat her out and finger her until she's an orgasmic mess
>bend her over and fuck her raw until I explode inside her and keep going
>use my cum as lube to fuck her ass while I strangle her
>shoot my final load inside her asshole and pull up her jeans
>walk around a bit more, see friend again
>tell him how great a day we had, with her cum staining the front of my T-shirt and her insides coated with my seed

>>717845244
sorry bro, I respect her more than that. she is a slut, but she's MY slut

>>717845527
I'll take "things that never happened" for 200, Tom

>>717844660
The realest friend anyone could hope for

>>717845789
Believe what you want. I know it happened

Ex gf used to get to really turned on bysqueezing herself into a pair of her little sisters knickers and letting me pick her out and pulling them to one side and fucking her. God they looked so tight on her. Fuck knows how many pairs she ruined by squeezing into them

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>>717832071
>Be in high school
>Beta asf, talk to zero girls
>Teacher assigns us to pairs
>Get paired up with cute 7/10 blonde with a lisp
>Start getting anxious. Her pheromones and breath intoxicate me.
>realise i have no chance with her so treat her as if one of my friends.
>Turns out shes a really cool person. We end up working well together.
>Class ends say goodbye
>Go into bathroom, masturbate and shoot the biggest load of my life.

>>717845635
dude you could've made that girl fuck him as a favor for you, made her u slave to do wat u want

6/10 not alpha enough

>>717832071
Was studying in Japan. Easter break a few of us were staying in a youth hostel outside Kyoto.

One of the cutiepie Japanese girls in our group liked me and a few others knew I wanted to fuck her.

First night in hostel while I was in the shower they all agreed to get her and me together.

When I went back to the boys dorm she was in my bunk naked and waiting. everyone else had deliberately gone out for the evening.

She was filthy. into pretty much everything. Anal, piss (we went back to the showers), Came so many times that night.

Next morning everyone stood up and clapped as I went to breakfast. Even people I didn't know.

Saw her for the next three months till I left Japan.

This was over 10 years ago. She's married with kids now.

I'll never forget u Kiyomi.

>>717832071
gf and I were going at it and out of the blue i asked if she would eat my ass
she did
It was great but she wouldnt let me cum from it as she wanted more fucking.
also cumming balls deep in a girls ass

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>>717834737
>my dick went down like the enola gay

you fucking insane faggot

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Walked in on my gf and caught her cheating. They didn't stop fucking when I walked in the room. The guy kept hitting it doggy style, maintained unbroken eye contact with me the whole time. I cried and masturbated while I watched.

Try and top that

Pro-tip: u can't

3 years ago. I'll never forget this night.
Sitting at the bar, scrolling through online dating on my phone because I'm a fag who can't talk to women. Hear woman laughing look up and see the most 10/10 dark hair, green eyes, in a red sundress (it was a warm michigan summer night) drop my phone and just stared at awe, watching her sip on her drink and talk and laugh with her friends, they all go outside to smoke, I follow. Walk up to her and ask for a light (my only "move" i know) she says sure and passes me her lighter.... her hand touched my hand... I fucked my hand so hard that night.... 10/10 have not washed my hand sense.

>>717832071
My blowjob once gave me a panties with her sister's used girlfriend, and her mouth exploded in my dick while the were wrapped around I.

>>717846174
my friend was an asshole and a virgin for a reason. while I get the whole ownership thing, she did literally everything I said and we fucked for months after, and there's no way in he'll I'd give him the satisfaction of getting laid

>>717832071
the mom of a childhood friend jerked my dick off some years ago while he went to the store for some stoff quickly.

>>717832071
One time while I was fucking my co-worker, she was giving me head. After a while she was able to squeeze up some pre-cum, she looked it ooze out of my cock then dabbed it up with her index finger and ate it. I don't think I've ever been to fucking turned on.

>>717846518

Made me laugh

My girlfriend likes to piss in my mouth, then sit on my face while she forces me to swallow it all.

fuck it's such a turn on

anytime my girlfriend has grinded her ass in my face. especially if shes laying on her stomach and i have my face burried in it. i dont think shes a big fan of the ass worship stuff but on occasion she goes for it and its my fetish so its a plus.

on the real her ass is pretty flat but its still ass. i think id cum buckets if she did this and it was with a nice ass. I also think its hot when she wraps her legs tight around my neck while im eating her out. this one shes more open too because she gets off quicker to oral.

> had just fired someone at work
> went into the bathroom and found him sobbing
> he offered to suck my dick for his job back
> let him blow me for like 10 minutes
> came all over his face
> flipped my wrist at him and said 'youre fired'
> ran for president
> won

>>717843076
I wish I was you.
anal is so hard to get girls into.

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>>717832775
boi if you dont

>>717834737
If ever there was a moment you could get away with punching a woman in the face that was it

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>>717846353
the enola gay never when down. Just the bombs.
Joke doesn't really work.

>>717838530
This is super hot for some reason

>>717832071
I hugged a girl one time.

my wife staged a threesome with her childhood friend.. she got her drunk, lead her to the bedroom and called me in to fuck them both..wife even told me to warm up with her friend

>>717846957
not that hard. hard it is only if you want anal every day. lucky me had this kind of girl for nearly 2 years.

>>717847108

Maybe by "went down" he meant that his dick landed safely and is now on display in a museum in Ohio.

>>717846460
What did I just read

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>>717847290

>>717846618
>there's no way in he'll I'd give him the satisfaction of getting laid
probably shouldn't refer to him as a friend in that case. I have beta-ish friends who don't get with many girls, but they're still my friends, which means I care about them, which means I would never say what you said about them.

>>717847108

It Should have been 'My dick went down like little boy'

weirdly, kinkiest thing by far happened when like 10 days after I turned 15

>be me, dating some other 15 y/o girl at the time
>we fooled around and fucked here and there, nothing too crazy, your typical inexperienced teenage sex, mostly just clumsy and awkward
>she was usually just submissive and would lay there
>on 4/20, her + a few friends and I go and smoke weed at a friend's house, i hadn't ever done it before, she had only done it a few times before (apparently)
>we all get pretty high
>she gets so horny while high that while everyone is in the middle of watching a movie, she literally grabs me and pulls me into a spare bedroom
>proceeds to push me onto the bed, pulls down her leggings and sits on my face with just her thong on, she's so wet that she's totally soaked her panties, i can barely breathe with her on my face
>pulls my dick and sucks with it passion
>suddenly she switches around, gets on top of my dick, starts riding me like it was the last thing she was ever going to do in her life, fucking my cock like an absolutely depraved porn star slut
>she starts choking me and slapping my face and moaning at the top of her lungs
>I'm laying there completely dumbfounded and in heaven
>she starts convulsing on my dick, cumming super hard, literally screaming fuck at the top of her lungs
>gets off, swallows my nut
>we just lay there in silence for 20 minutes, she falls asleep
>I get up to go get a drink of water, everyone in living room watching the movie looks at me like, "Holy fuck"
>she never wanted to get high after that, sex was never that good after, we break up a few months later over unrelated shit

I'll never forget that afternoon. Hell, I still jerk off to the memory sometimes. Something about that teenage pussy at 15 absolutely blowing my mind was ridiculous. I'm 21 now and have never had better sex than that. Fuck.

>>717835486
giggled

>>717834737
Ah! Gold on /b/ this shit doesn't appear often nowardays.

>>717832071
My Gf is my human toilet.
Every morning she puts her mouth over my dick in bed and i pee and she drinks every drop.

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>>717846518

>>717847439
tbh this

it sounds like he's not a person you want to be friends with, so why be his friend?

in any case gj in getting some tail

>>717846460
Fuck off cuck.

>>717847633
How's her blood pressure?

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>>717847108
That is why I kek'd at it, because it is historically inaccurate.

>>717846460
That's easily one of the most pathetic things I ever read. Get some help anon. You may be a faggot.

>>717846460
LOL Cuck

I was once reclining, fucking my girlfriend who was also reclining in the opposite direction. I was stuffing her pussy, and my foot was close to my face, so I told her to lick my foot. She did, and so I told her to slide her hot little tongue between my toes like a good little obedient whore, and she did without hesitation.

Learn how to make a woman cum, and once you do, they'll do near anything in the heat of the moment. Solid 8/10 girl, taking my cock balls deep in her gushing pussy, cleaning between my toes with her tongue. She was a good woman.

>>717834737
so no one is going to say anything about that picture?

how do you get a girl to eat your ass, even a prosty?

>>717846460
>I cried and masturbated while I watched.
I really hope this is not true

>>717840232
more

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>She says that if I can prove I am smarter than her shes going to blow me.
>Minutes later, shes blowing me with a sad face
>I jump on top of her with my ass over her tits while sucking me. Her arms are below my body, she cant stop me from facefucking her face.
>Reach back to grab her pussy and finds that pussy is dripping wet.
>I tell her "You are going to cum with my dick in your mouth, slut"
>She moans a little with my dick in her mouth and proceeds to masturbate while I facefuck her.
>Shes an assistant manager of a very succesfull warehouse in town. She always an executive lady and here I am fucking her face.
>I tell her shes a huge slut, and that if she continues being a bitch I was going to fuck her ass.
>Proceeds to cum with my dick in her mouth... she buried her mouth on my dick and that shit made me explode into her throat.
>While I was cuming I slapped her pussy wet. It sounded so nice.


... Shes my wife now.

>>717848289
see
>>717848191

learn how to make your girl cum 5 times in 20 minutes and I fucking promise she'll lick your asshole

you want great things, you better work for it

>>717846460
James?

>>717848424

Good lad. Make sure you don't slack off on the nasty sex.

>catch up with an ex girlfriend after a few years.
>shes pregnant which is my fetish.
>we casually fuck for about 6 months to the point where we almost live together.
>her sex drive was through the roof and I could bust my nut in her with no consequences. Hot as fuck.
>shes due to give birth but father is not in the picture.
>believed that I was going to be an adoptive father to the bastard child when all i wanted was some preggo pussy and breast milk.
>dont return her phone calls or call her ever again.
>shes still a single mother and now im a married man with my own kids.

>>717832071
I let my ex boyfriend piss in my mouth and then beat me and tie me up idk
then my current boyfriend is in to hog tying and then beating me

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>>717848424

My absolute hottest shit

>Be with ex-gf
>Have massive boner for ex-gfs mom
>Gf knows

>One night hanging out at gfs
>At night, we go to the kitchen to get something to eat
>Gf goes to a laundry-room thats next to her moms bedroom
>I follow her
>We hear the sounds of a vibrator from her moms room
>The door between her bedroom and the laundry room is a flimsy sliding door
>We can hear her mom going to town with the vibe
>I get super hard listening and I start touching my gf
>She's kinda hesitant for a moment and tries to stop me
>I keep touching her
>She decides to go with it
>We start fucking in the laundry room
>She's really struggling to keep quiet
>It's too much for her
>Starts sucking my cock
>I blow my load in her mouth while listening to her mom moan in pleasure

Best sex in my life. Did a lot of depraved shit with my ex but that was the most pleasurable.

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>>717832071
The night me and my ex fucked 2 rave babes, its good to be king fellas

>>717832071
>me and gf are virgins when we start dating
>clearly we're both itching to fuck, but we're not nigger retards so we let things simmer before we hop in the sack
>set a goal for 3 months sexless for some reason, IIRC some slut bitch and her retard boyfriend at school claimed they dated for 3 months before screwing and neither of them were strangers to sex
i'm guessing we took it as a challenge or something, but i digress
>we last a little over a month before it's too much to bear
>fuck like animals on her bedroom floor
>do it again the next night
>decide to screw in my car in a dark parking lot that weekend
>do a quick round 1 thinking we may get caught
>sit for a bit while the windows slowly unfog, realize nobody is going to be coming around anytime soon
>also realize it's the parking lot to a catholic school
>she's giving me a look while fiddling with her panties
>"anon i want... i want to try the other hole"
>I'm positive i didn't hear that right
>ask her to clarify
>she clarifies
>oh dayum
>i've seen enough shit about buttfucking to know going at it without preparation is risky business
>i'm thinking about getting shitdick but i tell her i'm concerned about her comfort and want to prep her first
>moisten her balloon knot as much as possible
>use her pussy juices mostly as they're rather abundant at the moment
>slip in a finger
>welp, this feels the same as the scant few times i've gone up my own ass, but without the pain in my bum
>i'm also not feeling a big turd poking back, something that i've had happen within my own rectum in the past
>thinking about my unbirthed big turds causes my penis to soften
>focus on the secondary task of stretching and preparing that ass
>in there with multiple fingers, got my dick up high enough for her to stroke while i work so i'm in some fucked up backseat-twister pose
>no dirties have left her bum, maybe she actually prepared for this, who knows

Cont.

>>717849019

>realize i have a girl in my car asking for anal and i'm wasting all kinds of time feeling around
>she's looking kinda tense from the recent violations but still into it
>ensure my penis doesn't have any residual baby batter on it from round 1
>plunge into her pussy a few times unexpectedly to relax her some
>it works, she melts beneath me as her recently deflowered cunt is lovingly pounded
>slide it out and lube it up really good, lube up her ass
>it's time
>slowly push my way in
>oh wow, fuck me this is a whole different experience from a vagina
>animal lust takes over and my intention of being gentle begins to fade
>slowly drive it in, bit by bit, until she shows signs of pain
>pull it out, all the way, and start again from the beginning
>do this 3 or 4 times and before i know it i'm at max penetration
>holy fuck my cock is buried into the ass of a girl that wanted it there
>would have came at the thought if i hadn't just finished a go at her fuckpit fifteen mins ago
>ask her if it hurts anymore
>'no, it really doesn't'
>pull it out and put it back in again
>'that still hurts though'
>tell her then that's what we're going to do
>pull it out
>jam it back in
>feel the resistance lighten after a couple times
>start really fucking her ass now, no testing, no re-inserting, just thrusting
>she's really fucking liking it
>watching her enjoy it so much causes the tickle to begin and moments later i'm busting raw into an orifice that isn't a mouth
>we lay dripping and exhausted for longer than the act took
>clean up as best we can and i drive her home
>she asks for it in the ass once or twice after that, and then i had to initiate, and now we haven't done it in at least a year

I went from kissless virgin to being asked to assfuck a cute teenage girl just like that. It was awesome

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>>717848424

I love black haired women.

>>717841139
nah, b. My girl forgets all the time when she's drunk. She even forgets when she's just tired. she wakes up in the morning all, "wtf anon, did you cum in my ass last night?"

What can I say, she likes anal when she's black out.

>>717833113
>taking shower with bae
>bae
>kys

>>717832459
Underrated

>>717848962
moar?

>>717832071
banner 1-4?

>>717835873
holy fuck man, how has the memory of that not spurred you to kill yourself?

I'm getting secondhand frustration thinking about it, i can't imagine that being a memory i'm stuck with for life

please tell me the rest of your life has been slaying poon left and right

>>717833305
Nice. High five.

It was pretty hot. She took an Ambien and nodded off on the couch so I helped her to bed. She started trying to kiss me. I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else. She pulled off her shirt and pants and jumped on me and we made out for probably 20 minutes. She rubbed my dick through my boxers and loved when I squeezed her ass. When I'd try to let my fingers go exploring, she'd tell me not to go too fast and I'd go back to rubbing her tits or ass. I did feel her pussy just a little. Unfortunately, she fell back to sleep. I was sure she was gonna try to fuck me.

It was fucking surreal. She didn't remember a thing.

>>717833635
Dafuq is hike school

>>717850138

Why didn't you just keep going, see if she'd wake up again?
I woulda'

Tried to do anything after that?

>>717832071
I sucked my friend's cock while we were watching porn, more than one time

>>717850138
This should have been in response to this:
>>717839701

>just broke up with gf and kind of getting together with a new girl
>promise the new girl i wouldn't fuck my ex
>go visit ex nonetheless to clear some things up and get my stuff
>she's coming on to me hard, kissing, acting all sexy and showing her ass
>tell her we can't fuck bc new girl
>this gets her really motivated
>tries to seduce me with all her powers
>still tell her we can't fuck because of fag conscience
>we start pushing the boundaries and end up masturbating in front of each other
>moving closer and closer until the head of my cock is almost touching her clit
>she spreads her hole and says "fuck me"
>i remain strong and tease her with my cock, rubbing it all over her pussy (perfect shave for the occasion
>cum all over her open pussy while she's playing with herself
>she looks into my eyes and rubs my cum all over her clit until she cums hard

the tension and moral ambiguity was so hot, even though it wouldn't have made a difference if i had fucked her

>>717832071
One time I threw my girl off me, opened her drawer and grabbed her lube and her dildo. It wasn't too big, she describes it as non threatening. Anyways. Lubed that, her, and myself and fucked her with that and my dick. Like. Both, in the vagina.

Shit was so cash.

>>717848289
My gf surpised me with licking my ass like 2 months into our relationship. Told me it turned her on.
Now we eat each others ass simultaneously, and it driver her crazy, practically begs me to fuck her.

>>717850304
She was out cold. One other time I rubbed her tits a little, but that's it. I was 16 at the time, it's been several years.

>>717850739
I used to do that but he was always more keen to do me than me him.

kinda wish I'd let him cum in my mouth now as I'm still curious.

>>717832071
>be 18
>be dating very short cutie asian 19 y/o
>plan to long distance while shes at college
>cheat on her whiles she's away at school
>feel bad and tell her
>both realize long distance is a thing of fairy tales
>decide to be fuck buddies instead when shes home
>start dating the girl i cheated on her with
>relationship is a rebound and i have no feels
>kind of a dark time of my life, did not even like new gf for the few months we dated
>asian ex comes home from school and we had planned out a slave / master roleplay
>tie her up and fuck the shit out of her face all the while shes saying shit like "thanks master"
>tell her to go clean out her ass because I'm taking it
>she is butt virgin and is reluctant but is also really turned on by the way im treating her dirty
>fuck the shit out of the tightest smallest asian butthole you ever seen
>she ends up loving it
>cum deep in her butthole
>send her on her way with her well aware that I've got to go meet up with new gf for a thing
>do not clean dick at all
>meet up with new gf
>new gf deepthroats my dick that less than 6 hours prior had been inside ex's butt
>cum in her throat

bonus story:
>family knows im dating new girl
>still want to fuck ex frequently when shes home from school
>sneak her in because embarrassed to be such a scum bag
>have walk in closet
>ex gf lives naked in walk in closet for days at a time during breaks from college
>have naked ex gf in closet just wanting to fuck n cuddle and its a complete secret

epilogue:
>find out ex is fucking some dude at school
>irrationally get extremely mad and cut things off with her
>break up with new gf because realize im just being a horrible person
>still worth the memories of doing some baaad shit

>work at catering hall
>some event for cerebral palsy
>cutie in wheelchair keeps eyeing me
>smile back and major eye contact
>she gets all blushy
>go into kitchen
>come back out and she's waiting in hallway
>chat her up real quick
>she has this retard slur to her voice
>its actually cute in a weird way
>she tells me I have a really cute butt
>offer to let her grab it
>she's all like noooo but ok
>can practically hear her get wet as she grabs my ass
>ask her if she wants to go somewhere more private
>small catering room is empty
>make out with her
>she's breathing so heavy
>slide my hand up her leg
>she spreads them for me
>slide my fingers into her wet pussy
>she gets real spazzy as I work her
>cums so hard she almost falls from her chair
>she strokes my cock through my pants
>gives me those bj eyes
>have to half stand/kneel on chair next to her
>sucks my dick like it's the last dick she will ever suck
>swallows every drop
>she gets that "I'm a slut and I like it" look in her eye
>exchange numbers
>for the next two years, she booty calls me once a week
>manhandled her misshapen broken body
>feed her loads
>always fun and never a hassle

Then she got a bf, but still called me every now and then because she's a slut.

>>717832071
Fucked male best friend's youngest sister on her parents' bed after her graduation party. Came on her face and mouth.

Fingered and went down on female best friend while she was home for spring break.

>>717851164
You lucky bastard. I've tried to get my GF to lick my asshole, but she's really not into it. Licking my balls is okay. And licking downwards from the balls. But she always stops just shy of the asshole.

Luckily I've got a guy (I'm bi) on the side that loves licking me out.

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>>717851638
You fucking savage

>>717832071
Anal fuck my gf in park on my best friend birthday party

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>>717835123
>made me a blowjob

>>717851395
I did it to a friend a few times too and it drives me crazy that I never let him cum in my mouth.

>>717851470
You lived the dream.

>>717849407
She knows what she's doing when shes drunk dude.. just like you know even when you drink twice as much as her.. it's just a game they play to feel less guilty about being slutty.

>had been dating this insanely freaking PR girl in my early 20s.
>We did everything.
>Loved to choke on cock and loved to be assfucked.
>She was also Bi so 3somes happened a few times.
>Tells me once that she has always been into incest so one day her and her older brother were over my place.
>Made him watch has his sister blew me like almost cucking him.
>Then out of no where he gets over to the bed and starts eating his sister out.
>I'm a kinky fuck so does not phase me but ya.
>Got to see incest first had.

/b/ wouldn't believe. Had many.

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>>717847524
Thanks, anon.

>>717847524
>gets off, swallows my nut

dude, sweet

>>717852232
how does that apply? why would my gf feel guilty about taking it in the ass? She's cool with it sober too.

My girl fingered my butt while sucking me off. That's it though, she's a pretty plain girl and I've talked to her about it many times. Plain as in she never talks dirty, just lays there and lets me touch her which is nice but it'd be nice if she did more, and other bullshit like that.

>>717844415
There are other ways to get off /b/ro.

Also consider that you might never have a real gf with those kinds of pictures saved to your computer.

That being said, pics of girls you've done this with?

I pissed in my ex's pussy, then fucked her till I came.

>>717851638

Possibly the best thing I've read for a while

>>717832459
Underrated
Let me try
Your gf gave me a blowjob with her sisters panties, then cum swapped with her sister, who then gave me a blowjob with HER sisters panties after taking them out of HER sisters pussy.

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>>717851638
>cums so hard she almost falls from her chair

Best I've got is getting slapped repeatedly in the nuts until I came. Once it was only half over and I rode this edge of incomplete orgasm until I told her to stroke me and then I finished. Fricking incredible but not as good as other stuff on here I realize. Anyway it's kinky

>>717853324
Kek

My girl licking my ass was probably about as extreme as we got. She's always rubbing my asshole and what not while she blows me. I was never into the idea of it until she started doing it. Kinda wish she would just try and hit the prostate.

>she fucking hates when I play with her asshole. My biggest fetish is anal

Feels bad man

Met a girl from AOL chat rooms years ago. She loved being fucked by her dog. Went to her place and she immediately gives me a bj. Finger her on the couch for a bit, then she brings in her dog, this beefy black lab. As soon as she assumes the position, he knows what's up. Watch her get plowed by her dog, and jerk off while she's taking it. Seeing that knot pop firsthand was insane. She puts him away, then asks me to fuck her. Slide my cock into her dog cum filled pussy while she fingers her asshole. Switch to her asshole for a little bit, then get back into that pussy. She's drenched and dog cum is all over her thighs. She wants me to cum inside her. I oblige and slide out. She sucks my cock clean and even makes me cum again. Hands down the tent pole moment in my entire sexual life.

>>717852232

Spoken truly like a person who has never been blackout drunk

>>717848424

>Shes an assistant manager of a very successful warehouse in town

The fuck is a successful warehouse? Like they're really good at keeping shit inside of a building?