Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://pedestriandeposit.bandcamp.com/album/volatile
>>717820837
>>Oversexualised content encouraged
>>Feel free to RP/ERP
>>717820931
Love you too bby.
>>717820630
Eat food?>>717820815
I wouldn't want people to notice either. Of course I can't be too comfortable right?
where do you weebs even come from?
>>717820630
Chikorita was fine in my opinion
I like creepy things
>>717820815
lol
>>717820630
Yeah but glass canons are pretty neat. Like as long as it manages to hit the thing it's attacking gets fucked.
>>717820838
Dammit Mako
>>717820981
My thread my rules.
>>717820996
Heh.
You turbonerd.
>>717821102
Stop being so cringeworthy, you underrage faggot.
>>717821102
Don't bother making the threads again if that's the case.
>>717820089
Oh, my mistake.
I didn't see you there, hey.
You seem to be active at weird times, that's all.
>>717819642
Indeed, even if I have your Steam, we don't really talk there.
And well, I'm not very fond of talking through there either.
>>717819654
Are you the fine gentleman that gave away a CS:GO copy for no reason?
If so, thank you again, even though I I haven't played it yet.
>>717820466
Partly, maybe, but I don't think it's really related to the new posters.
I'm pretty sure that this place would be the exact same even if all the boatwaifus returned.
>>717821171
Fuck off Sachi
>>717821027
Its 3am and theres nothing to snack on without needing to wash up.
>>717821041
Creepy can be cool, but Chikorita was just wrong. Like a worm that had legs. Legged worm thing.
>>717821105
Its funny because hes a nerd for turbos.
>>717820996
>
>>717821205
We dont really chat at all. Its weird.
>>717821067
I saw the chance, and took it.
>>717821105
EXCUSE ME, I AM A MECHANOPHILE!
Gosh Chen, get your insults right. Anya's the turbonerd!
>>717821334
I suppose
>>717821205
No, that's the other Mami,I go by as Mamae. I use to speak to you for some time, use to claim Sanae, if you remembered. I'm the one that spoke Spanish to you sometimes.
>>717821358
I AM NOT A TURBONERD!
>>717821334
We'll suffer I guess
>>717821205
>>717821205
Weird times?
I dunno.
Is pretty normal for me. 6 pm.
>>717821331
Don't compare me to that irrelevant attention seeking pleb.
>>717821358
Whatever.
I meant it in a cute way. You know I don't have anything against you, except that you used to be thirsty for dick.
>>717821334
I guess you can call him that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNA6bgFSCYM
>>717821503
Fucking retarded cunt.
>>717821466
I really should sleep though.
>>717821503
Is that a goddamn Vigil?
カラミチーマス
>>717821027
You'll have to divide your attention between enjoying yourself and keeping in control.
>>717821205
Was kidding but ok,
>>717821617
Vigil is a faggot who loves to ERP. So that's nothing much to it.
Maybe he and Syndra spend too much time together and because of that he became so edgy.
And this thing's still around. Cool
>>717821617
Go to sleep then? >>717821708
Could I train for that some way?
>>717821334
Thanks for lecturing me on ice, but I gotta bail, have a good day down under
>>717821826
The fact you're still here surprises me.
>I however can't stay right now
>>717821331
that's not sachii
>>717821600
https://youtu.be/1vx3_2ks5qQ
>>717821938
I may have a good day.
>>717821793
Eh. Still rare to even see him around anymore.
>>717821855
If I felt tired I would.
>>717821334
You get down from there!
>>717821455
YOU ARE SUCH A TURBONERD!
[Bullies in tolkien]
>>717821600
And I am no more. I am a committed nigga, and that's how it'll stay.
How you doin today, Chen?
>>717822103
Me too. Got a new wi-fi so i can shitpost all day long
>>717822134
He is jerking off in teamspeak and playing games with his internet friends, lmao.
>>717822153
Well, I'm fine, just listening to music and chilling.
I'm glad you are.
How about you?
>>717822134
Wtf. I hate Trump now.
>>717821855
Well the most effective way would be to learn by experience, though i'm sure you could also do it in private as well.
>>717822153
You know you love it.
>>717822153
Fine. You win this round. Enjoy being a convict :^)
>>717822374
The song has a flow to it. Strangely sppealing to me. And I didnt really see him in the teamspeak. Ever.
>>717822134
Oh uh the don't >>717822401
I'm sure you could get me all set up for it if you tried hard enough. I'm getting tired my sweet. I'm sorry but I'm falling asleep as I type this
>>717822374
Hmm, tad salty about something that happened earlier. But otherwise I'm doing the same. Listening to some FFDP.
>>717822421
I dunno, I think I love you more.
>>717822513
PLS
>>717822513
He usually uses/used to use the name "Tet", whatsoever.
>>717822631
But Tet is Sanya
>>717822621
Oh really now?
>>717822621
I used to look like your waifu.
Now I got a haircut.
>>717822729
Nah.
>>717822538
It's ok, i'm surprised you managed to stay up this long. I hope you rest well and have sweet dreams. Goodnight Tomoko.
>>717822631
I still never saw him. Oh well.
>>717822621
>FFDP
Well, at least its not Eurobeat. Hey, you wanna be up there, you gotta face what it means to hang.
>>717822791
Das lewd.
>>717822802
Same. Night Hanako
>>717822791
Nep said hi.
>>717822847
>lewd
I ain't lewd.
I'm lewd in sheets.
Waifu is to be loved and taken care of.
>>717823001
Is he too lazy to get out of Discord and greet me himself?
>>717822750
Yep!
>>717822791
I just got a haircut yesterday. Mines a tad shorter than Makotos now.
>>717822847
I've apparently missed a good few of their albums, so I'm getting caught back up!
>>717823128
Mine is very short now.
>>717823113
But you showed butt. Butt is lewd at times.
>>717823128
They only have a couple of songs I like. They feel as though they're trying too hard to be SOAD, but heavier.
>>717823128
Well I, uh, love you more. Or something.
>I just got a haircut yesterday. Mines a tad shorter than Makotos now.
Needs long haired Makoto
>>717823337
No.
Butt is cute.
>>717823113
"Yes" , That's what he told me.
>>717823458
Ah. Okay.
Hi Nep
>>717823290
How short?
>>717823337
Eh, I like SOAD too, so...
>>717823416
You wish~
Ehhh?
>>717823441
Butt can be both lewd and cute.
>>717823586
FFDP just seems to come across as cringey to me.
>>717823586
I'm a fan of long hair, didn't you know that?
>>717821334
It seems like a good opportunity to start, but it's rather late for you as far as I can tell.
Everything in order?
>>717821450
Ah, of course I remember you! It's been some time, hasn't it?
I forgot to ask, where are you from, anon?
>>717821503
Mikan did nothing wrong.
She didn't even kill any important characters, there's absolutely no harm done.
>>717821708
Oh.
Okay then, apologies for the intrusion.
>>717821600
I was a bit lost about your timezone, but I get it now, it's rather normal for you to be awake even if I wake up at 6 AM.
Doing well?
>>717823817
I should really get to sleep soon, sadly. Its 4 am now, and I gotta spend tomorrow doing housework.
>be me
>Be walking down the street
>Be browsing /a/
>Thread about lolis giving rides to make you a pat-slave
>See car slowing down
>9 y/o girl I know asks if I want a ride
>Say N-no thanks I'm almost there
Boy that was a close call
>>717823523
Thank you,he appreciates that.
>>717823817
Nice that you do remember.
It's been a few months I can say.
I'm from the U.S. just grew up knowing Spanish from friends I hanged with.
How's it been?
>>717824031
Geez......
>Tfw i finally get over the flu
>get back to work
>manager steps down because "he cant take it"
>I start doing his job
>tell boss if im going to be doing his work i need the position/pay too
>boss agrees
>get another hourly raise
>aaaaaand it's raining which means i cant work/get any hours.
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>717824145
I'm for real. Her dad is cool. He kinda likes me.
>>717824293
You work in outdoors?
>>717823817
>Mikan did nothing wrong.
This is true.
If Protagonist-kun says Mikan did nothing wrong, then Mikan did nothing wrong.
>there's absolutely no harm done
This is also true.
And besides, they had it coming.
Feeling like death is great, thanks Flu
>>717824499
Very close call then, glad you didn't become a slave.
>>717824765
>flu
Nigga please.
>>717823817
Yes. Just going to download some songs on my laptop.
>>717823586
Pretty short.
Here is how long it used to be.
Claiming :^)
>>717824876
Froppy?
>>717824882
USAGI GA NIGETERU
>>717825067
*screeches in autist*
>>717824863
Yeah yeah, glass bones and paper skin, in the morning you break your arms, in the evening you break your legs, heart attacks put you to sleep
Not everyone is a doctor's wet dream
>>717825067
i'm not froppy.
>>717825226
No, Im a pharmacists wet dream. I used to make their weeks profit at one pharmacist. Just because the government gave them money to pay for my super expensive drug.
>>717825330
Sadface.
>>717825424
sad but true. i'm that one meme that popped, asked if i could have multiple waifus, the real froppy showed up, then i bailed.
>>717825743
Oh well. Welcome to comfy thread.
>>717825876
thanks, not the first time i've been here. i was present about a year ago before tatsumaki was here. i posted her, left for months, returned. saw tatsu and i gave up. kek.
>>717825424
Well i don't like being sick, it ruins any potential plans I may make
>>717826108
Oh hey, I know that girl.
Did you play the game? I'm wondering if I should buy it
Claim
what do you guys think of bloodborne? shit's hard af.
>>717826244
It's pretty good, it gets a bit grindy and Metallia is a pretty polarizing character
I got it for $12 while it was on sale
>>717826453
i want to lick her cute cunny
>>717826646
>>717826561
Sounds nice then.
>Nippon Ichi
>Grindy
I kinda expected that from the Disgaea guys
>>717826819
you make me feel tingly i just want to place my face in her vulva
>>717827052
She's so pure though.
>>717827015
I always hate grinding in single player RPG's
it just feels lazy
>>717827303
and i want to make her feel good and lick her cunny
>>717827512
sounds like you'll hate a game by the name of freedom wars then, kek.
>>717827682
Probably, but i don't really play a lot of japanese games
>>717828293
eh, while it is made by japan, it's fully translated and available for the ps vita. it's similar to monster hunters. while it can be damn frustrating and low key unfair at times,it's still fun to shred an enemy with a minigun.
>>717828293
So, what made you decide to pick Metallia as your waifu?
>>717829363
>>717829363
You mean heresy
>>717829483
>
>>717829577
fair enough then
>>717828293
what kind of heretical thoughts made you change your waifu to metallia?
>>717829798
She's oddly endearing despite being a bad person
And I'm not a horrible heretic, I just post multiple waifus
>>717829871
multiple avatars*
>>717829871
>not a horrible heretic
>multiple waifus
Disgusting
>>717829942
Ok, ok, I'll set a limit at five
>>717829871
I should really consider the game then... A game that follows a bad person is always fun... reminds me of Disgaea
Who are the other waifus you post?
>>717830052
Oh, her too? Damn, did we ever talk?
>>717830099
Well it's a spin off of Disgea, so there's that
And we probably did talk
Shiro claimed.
>>717830592
It worked! Praise the lord!
>>717830207
So you're the Ran anon then.
>>717831094
>Insert Jojoke here
Yes
>>717830592
Fuck, I am way too late. Claiming Stephanie then
>>717831684
Oi mate, you trynna take best waifu while I'm gone?
>>717831793
which animu is this shiro from btw? she doesnt look like the one from deadman wonderland.
>>717832515
No, no, this one is a much purer and cuter kind of Shiro, also definitely superior in every aspect and a loli.
She's from No Game No Life, highly recommend it.
hi
>>717832682
ah ok, i do like the other shiro tho. it's funny how similar they appear tho.
>>717833198
How are they similar, name and relatively high cuteness level aside?
One is a madman killer with awful fashion sense and low intelligence, while the other is a genius that likes to play games.
>>717820837
Her though? She'd have a mental meltdown if anything went wrong...
pantsu me shiro
Going this way cuz fuck it.
>>717833534
Gross/10
>>717833397
i never spoke about their intelligence levels because i had nothing to compare it, and shiro's fashion sense isnt that bad. not only that. but shiro was never actually formally taught. i'd assume that your shiro at least received a general level of education.
>>717833511
Alice me, beaner!
>>717833803
Her fashion is literally a hybrid of a jumpsuit and a snuggie. Saying it like that I actually want one as well.
But fair enough, I'll admit she got quite a disadvantage at some points.
NGNL is only 11 episodes, btw, so give it a shot.
>>717833687
Well If I could get away with it I'd go this route...
>>717834192
>>717834256
Remember: Having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>717834327
No, I mean bring me the actual Alice so he can Hibi me.
>>717834192
i probably will. i can probably finish it as long as the episodes arent to long.
Claiming best cripple
>>717834509
Standard 20min episodes.
Where is your frog from if I may ask?
>>717834562
Does the bacon count as a cripple? If so it'll be a tough race.
>>717834457
no can do -_-
>>717834732
Bacon does count
Helo helo evryone hows your day ?
>>717834441
I want the one in glasses, the rest can piss off.
>>717834192
That got a bit messed up, probably the Jewish characters you used.
>>717834732
my frog's from boku no hero acadamia. it's full of good waifus.
>>717835044
Then you're good to go!
Although sexualising the waifu is a disgusting thing to do!
Welcome to the thread
>>717835127
Not this frog?
>>717835230
She's just nude... :D ^_^
>>717835230
i see no wrong is sexualising a waifu. that just proves your love to them.
>>717834736
Then you're useless to me! Unsee the pantsu I sent you!
>>717834736
Then bacon is best cripple.
Sorry.
>>717835061
Yea, they changed the direction of it and for some reason decided to start somewhere in the middle with it.
Weird, but besides that it's a really good code.
>>717835127
Oh yea, many people hyped that, so I should probably watch it some day. Wasn't it like only 12 episodes as well?
>>717835410
Never! The waifu is a pure thing that is not to be sexualised since you would not want to defile the grace and happines she brings to your life with lowly human desires!
A waifu is a goddess!
>>717835369
Then get her something to cover up, you don't want her to turn cold, do you?
>>717834441
There's nothing wrong with heresy
>>717835568
I'll keep her warm. :D with hugs and cuddles.
>>717835343
no, not that frog.
>>717835568
what exactly gives you the power to tell someone what they can and cant do with their waifu e.e
>>717823985
Sleep well, sounds like you'll have a busy day tomorrow.
Goodnight.
>>717824145
Ah, I appreciate the greeting.
Around 3 or 4 months I believe. Things have been going well, thank you. I've been having an absurd amount of free time, so I'd say I'm doing pretty okay.
How about you?
>>717824610
>If Protagonist-kun says Mikan did nothing wrong, then Mikan did nothing wrong.
Of course, not only she was the best girl indubitably, but Hiyoko had a tendency to bully Mikan for no reason whatsoever.
>>717824865
Have you been getting your music from Tats, by the way?
From what I talked with him, it seems like you two have been getting along.
Death becomes her. <3
>>717835460
-_-
>>717835596
this is what avatarfags actually believe
>>717836247
>what exactly gives you the power to tell someone what they can and cant do with their waifu e.e
:D If it's consensual get your kink on
>>717836670
There is only one true Dream Reaper
>>717837185
Koume is the true Dream Reaper
>>717836985
of course it's consensual. i wouldnt think of doing anything to tsuyu that wasnt consensual.
first waifu, only waifu.
>>717837548
>>717837263
https://youtu.be/NmJNSlN_OB4
I claim the tau empire propagenda as my waifu
>>717837707
I saw that when it came out lol
>>717836569
>From what I talked with him, it seems like you two have been getting along.
Having fun there?
>>717834887
Not better than Lily though
Lily>Emi>Hanako>Rin>>>rest
I wish I hadn't felt crappy all day.