What things turn you off in porn? Thread related: >Niggers

>>717807211
>>717807211

Porn lists lol

Anytime the guy is moaning and shit more/louder than the girl. Insta-kill on boner

>>717807211
High heels
Hoop earrings
Anal on a woman
Baby oil
Men who are so jacked and hairless they look like they're trying to pretend to be hardened cons.

>>717807520
Guys should be allowed to moan only during orgasm.

They should not talk and in straight porn their assholes should be banned.

"yeah baby yeah you you are so good yeah baby". Fucking h8 it m8.

Also h8 to go in anal category and see gay porn there.

>>717807541
>High heels

U a faggot or something?

>>717807211
>High-pitched, obviously fake moaning

>Monotony (i.e. same position for a long time)

>Too little verbal action

>No moaning at all

>Fat cows

>Showing the man's face when he's about to cum

>Doggy style with the POV from the back (showing only the man's asshole and balls, basically)

>Tramp stamps

>Cutting directly to the fucking itself, without showing the woman mounting the man's cock

>Male moaning (especially when there's no female moaning)

>Outdoors

>When the men are small, frail and scrawny

>Severe acne on ass

Fucking prolaspses

>>717807211
Everything thats not ameture

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Squirting
Anal
Super aggressive chicks

>>717807825
>acne on ass

Wut?

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>>717807837
Agree

>Pimple vagina
>Pimple anus
>Tag is good quality while video is bad
>Japanese girl moaning
>starts in the middle of video
>censorship

>>717807708
Just a man with taste.

>>717808021
>Squirting
>Anal
>Super aggressive chicks

This is all God tier you virgin.

>step-sibling shit
Go all out or fuck off

>>717808111
checked

>>717808111
Do you like feet? If so then I understand that you'd rather see their barefeet.

>>717807211
Rhetorical questions while fucking.
>Oh yeah baby you like that?
>do you like my dripping wet pussy?
>do you wanna see me cum?

How is asking stupid questions supposed to be a turn-on?

Men, cocks, balls, hairy nutsacks...basically anytime a man is in the scene is a bonerkill for me.

I think I must be weird, I can only watch solo or lesbian porn. Makes the choice a bit limited.

>>717808405
I don't think you know what rhetorical means, son. Perhaps the word you should've used was 'meaningless'. Read some more books and do well in your English class, son.

>>717808405
That gave me a good laugh, but you're right.

>>717808534
Why? He used rethorical in a correct way.

Asian noises

>>717808534
"Rhetorical Question: a question not intended to require an answer...asked merely for effect with no answer expected"

So then whats your definition of rhetorical question, Poindexter? Or do you actually hope that these questions get answered while you fap?

>>717807211
Danny D

Fair play to the dude hes fucking hung be jesus christ he has the ugliest face of any male pornstar ive ever seen.

>>717808534
Just because you said "son" twice doesn't mean that you're old and wise.

Those questions are asked merely for effect and do not solicit a response.

Oh yeah baby you like that?
>yes, I like it

Do you like my dripping wet pussy?
>yea, it's pretty cool

Do you wanna see me cum?
>sure

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>>717808534
>son
>son
>son

>>717809133
>>717809136
Hivemind

>>717807211
men
big dildos/fisting in the ass
hard slapping
enhanced tits
dirty feet

that's about it

>>717808061
I've had the unfortunate displeasure to watch some videos where the girl would look really hot, but once the camera showed her ass up close, you could see disgusting red blemished spread across what would otherwise be delicious, savory ass cheeks. Bloody shame.

Very fake dialog,
Colorful clothing
Nobody wears bro. Blue leggings when doing that shit

>>717809173
>two people call out someone who's being obnoxious and retarded
>must be hivemind lol :)
no.

>>717808534
>saying "son" in vague hopes that your incorrect bullshit will somehow get validated

And no, you weren't trolling. You really are just stupid and should hang yourself in front of your entire family. Son.

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>>717809173
Great minds think alike!

>>717809339
2 anons replied to this post 4 minutes apart and failed to mention the overuse of "son" >>717808582 >>717808807

Then both this anon and myself replied within 3 seconds of each other and mentioned the overuse of "son" >>717809133 >>717809136

Therefore making it a hive mind.

>>717809573
believe it or not when someone is being a dickhead and is also wrong, they're gonna get several replies telling them this

is your definition of a hivemind just a few people pointing out the same thing? because in that case basically every single type of forum is a hivemind

>>717807211
Bruises on women.
Stupid tatts
Aggressive women or men
Niggers
Pubic hair
Nail polish
Those fucked up see through porn shoes
Over done make up and hair
Redundant lingerie
Anal hair
Anal sex unless they go from ass to puss and repeat
Flappy boobs
Fake squirters
Piercings
Oldschool sound dubbs with actors moaning in a studio

>>717807211
The one camera shot where it shows like the guys ass and balls and really nothing else cause its not a good camera shot.

Definitely tattoos and piercings especially in the wrong places.

Take Bonnie Rotten for example. Those spider webs are a complete turn off. CAN'T FAP TO THAT!

>>717807211
MMF threesomes
When tbe dude is way older than the chick
That stupid playboy bunny tan line
A MFF where one chick masterbates and doesnt get fucked
Malena Morgan, Danni Daniels Eurfrat and any other hot les/solo star that doesnt take dick

>>717811177
>That stupid playboy bunny tan line
example please i have no idea what your on about

nice dubs btw

>>717807211
scenes that cut from bj straight to sex without insertion shot
Excessive bj scene
Chicks licking ass (Rocco you fkn fag)
Shit or piss
That gag sound while throat fucking

>>717807211
most shemale porn
>the word shemale
>the camera angles
>"lets zoom in on the cock.....and hold that shot"
>trans girl never bottoms
>trans girl never bottoms for a cis girl

>>717811292
Just google "tan line tattoos" you can insert playboy bunny into the search engine as well.

I hate them all.

Dick not going all the way in

No idea why

These things turn me off women generally, not just in porn.

Piercings other than a single ear piercing
Tattoos other than very discreet ones, (a tiny ankle tatt or similar is fine)
Weird colored hair (dyed is fine as long as it's a natural hair color)
Ugly vaginas (yes I know all pussy is beautiful or you're gay blah blah. I just personally am only attracted to nice looking vaginas)

>>717811609
95% of tranny porn, figuratively, sucks dick.

The "girls" are ugly, their voices are terrible, the quality is poop, the guys are usually really feminine.

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>>717811292
This shit, sometimes they do it with a tan line instead of a tatt

>>717811712
Agree 100%

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>>717811838
This

>>717811815
i agree tranny porn sucks horrible. usually the man they're fucking is pretty shite too. its liek, the most popular genre of porn, cant they find a good looking costar?

- Ugly looking guys - I don't focus on them but I can't wank if they look weird/creepy as shit
- Playing fucking music throughout bums me out so much - why not just leave the natural moaning - what do you gain by playing crappy music on top of it??

>>717812013
>tranny porn is the most popular genre of porn

kek

>>717807211
Sound. I always mute the video while watching it.
And also, males. I watch only lesbian/solo female porn

>>717811838
i understand dubs anon's disgust with them their utter trash.

When she keeps staring into the camera

>>717811609
best trans porn is usually amateur/independent stuff. shiritrap and the like.

>>717811815
Yeah, I find it so hard to find these things all in one shemale porn video:
- a hot shemale
- with a female, undistorted sounding voice (I enjoy Bailey Jay's, for example - she sounds suitably female)
- with a well-sized, functioning dick (none of that little, shriveled shit)
- and fucking a girl, or another hot tranny - it's usually just odd looking guys :/

Correct me if I'm wrong

>>717812376
I'm the opposite - I feel like I need the sound to get the full pleasure out of it, and I most enjoy it when a woman's getting a good dicking topped off with cum on/inside her

>>717812585
we have totally different criteria. i just want
- a trans girl who looks like i'd run into her on campus. normal, not crazy overdone makeup.
- i dont care about voice at all. even man voice is hot to me. idk why
- shouldn't use her dick at all. those are for real men.
- and having another girl use a dildo on her

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>>717812762
>her dick

>>717812762
I think I'd agree with you on the first and last - shemales who could pass are defs important, but the middle two are the catches for me

>>717807211
blowjobs
I fucking hate watching blowjobs.
Girl's face looks like a fucking horse and I feel cuck watching other guy's cocks right in my face.

>>717812585
I agree 100%. You have to pick and choose on what you're willing to settle with whenever you fap.

>>717812376
you're gay

>>717813341
Do you have any vids you know that fit the criteria best??

>>717809264
Your description is worse than porn scripts. GJ.

>>717813012
/thread

It's even worse when it's a deepthroat

>>717808111
just a homo man

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>>717808134
are you me

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I know this is crazy. But I noticed that whenever a guy is wearing pants, they are never wearing underwear. I guess it is done to make their dicks look bigger. Go ahead. Find any porn where the girl pulls the pants down, and you will see.

>>717808134
Hahahahahah, kek

Public hair

Echo effects with moaning

Dubstep intro music (I'm masturbating not raving ffs)
Low camera angles (frog perspective should never apply to porn)

The phrase "This is my first time" (especially when the chick is forty-two or something, idgaf)

Anything that involves panties. Don't lick em, don't kiss em and don't fucking eat em for christ sake

And last, but not least, Croatian pron. I don't know why they even try. Go bother someone else.

>>717813831
>this isn't a man, anon

>>717807211
fake tits no exceptions
too many shots of the dude
the cumshot is pathetic
the girl talking too much

>>717814077
Except when the girl is talking to be indifferent, dude. That shit kicks the dustbin across the floor.

I'm bothered that I find it hard to find natural girls - like, I would ideally love to find a chick in porn who's chubby, has nice tits and a good ass, thick thighs, and even has a bit of a belly. Cause what I find is when you search chubby/curvy, they either are still pretty thin and just have a big bum/tits, or are on the other end and are really fat. What's the deal? :/

>>717811463
iz only d smellz

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>>717807211
Men talking
Man face
Man groan
Any man sounds
Seeing the inside of the ass
Poo poo pee pee
Black people

>>717811463
>Chicks licking ass
This
Girl licking girl ass is kosher though

I find it tough to find good femdom stuff - what I can mainly only find is brutal fetish, masks, cock stamping stuff, when I just want some pegging and the chick forcing the guy to eat her out and stuff - any links for this??

>>717814357
Pegging is for gays

>>717814303
Yeah, I find this hot as hell, for either chicks or guys

>>717807211
Anything with a story and acting. I much prefer Mofos or Bangbros organic style of the girl just coming in to make porn.

>>717814389
>top kek

Niggers
spitting
pissing
overly fake moaning
The camera man constantly talking
The girl not being into it
old people (either the man or the woman)
and I"m tired of porn sites always trying to recommend these things, even if I look at porn that has nothing to do with any of them.

>>717814418
Yeah, it can be a really comedy show when the acting and plot are fucking terrible, quite off-putting really

>>717814185

Haha. That was hillarious. Rocco makes me laugh more than anything.

Christ I hate when they hiss at every breath like goddamn cobras!!!

Why the fuck do they do that?!?

>>717814503
The acting and the plot just feel to fake. I'd much rather just a POV scene with the chick is herself.

>>717814616
post link to explain

>>717808111
> anal on a woman
yeah not a faggot at all

>>717814667
Sucking up air noisily everytime they inhale, as if they're breathing while grinning

>>717814654
Fair, I mean, let's be honest, people only come to porn sites to jack off, I'm not sure they're keen on investing an hour to learn why the maid has been naughty, they just want to see her getting dicked

>>717807211
Niggers

I find it hard to find good petplay stuff - spent about 15 minutes watching a few girls in chains crawling round on the floor and being boxed up but nothing sexual really happened - I felt bloody conned

>>717807520
>>717807662
Similarly, when the director/cameraman won't shut the fuck up and let the girl do her thing.

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>>717807211
>close up of the guy for a few seconds
>farting/queefing
>tagged milf when the chick is in 20's
>tagged teen when she's in her 30's
>James Deen

I also hate it when you know a really good video but can never ever find it when you search

>>717814932
Story of my life.

Things I hate in porn

>Dicks
>Traps
>Blow jobs
>Fake tits
>When they skip the undressing

Fake moaning
Any sound from the male, from warthog grunting to moaning
Fake tits
Nigger man
Man ass
Trash level tats/piercings
Retarded dialogue
Fat bitch

>>717815017
And >inb4 download the video/check your history

I always do incognito cause I have a girlfriend, but I only ever watch it when we're apart for a long while - I don't see it as cheating, because I find her body the best, I just see it as getting me horny and ready for when I next see her

how about when you got a bitch with giant fucking nice titties and the only position they do is doggy style and the camera films them from behind the whole fucking time so i'm looking at a mans ass for 20 minutes
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
you got a big titty bitch right here and you aren't even gonna show her fucking boobs. I swear to all mighty fuck that these people should be gassed.
Jesus fucking christ I hate that shit so fuckng much. I literally just skip around the video trying to see this bitch's tits for 3 minutes while my dick goes limp.
Is it a fucking joke?
Are they serious?
it ought to be fucking illegal to not film a bitch bouncing up and down on a mans cock for at least 5 minutes in every porno

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When did this become a thing on /b/ btw?

>>717815598
Is this amateur or also professional?

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Weak cumshots. I want to see the bitches faces covered.

>>717807211
I got to the point were i cant even watch porn if a guy is involved, just feels weird to me, every now and then pov is doable

>>717815762
both nigger. Why would that make a difference?
Are you fucking stupid?

>>717816083
It's also really annoying when the cumshot mostly misses their face

>>717816131
Just cause amateur is usually less well made, so I expected it would be

>>717807211
>blacks
>stupid tattoos
>attempts at acting beyond the expectations of porn
>guy's face
>guy talking
>playing with the guy's ass
>airing out girl's asshole as if seeing some girl's colon is attractive

>aggressive women
Am i the only one who likes this?

>MFF where only one girl gets ducked
I can't stand is shit. Even worse when the other girl is only there to "assist" and doesn't do anything.

>Deceptive thumbnails for vids
I hate when they show the one good part that lasts for only 2 seconds

>Women who are too "good" to do certain acts
You're a white get over yourself

>Constant incest scenarios
Not everyone wants to fuck their mom/daughter/sister. Just start fucking and ditch the corny lines.

>>717807211
Cum gargling. It's hot when a bunch of dudes shoot into a girl's mouth but I wish she would just swallow it quickly rather than blow bubbles and swish it around. Gag.

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Guys getting their asses tongued by the women
Anal prolapse
Sounding
Trannies fucking guys

I fucking hate orgies with one girl and like 7 guys, some of which are naked but still have fucking shoes on - I mean, what the fuck? Then you just see all off these creeps jacking off in the background, I'm surprised they don't just start fucking each other, it looks so gay - and it's made worse by hearing them all jeering and groaning and shit, urgh

>not POV
>The guy is screaming and moaning
>The girl is quite as a fish

when the guy waves his asshole in the camera

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>>717817211
>anon's porn

>>717807211
Pussy/dick closeups.

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>>717817087
>Guys getting their asses tongued by the women
>Anal prolapse
>Sounding
>Trannies fucking guys

Wow you list all there terrible things and end with something amazing

Zooms on pussies/assholes/dicks

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>>717817139
but you just described the best kinds of scenes, you philistine

>>717807211
That 98% of all porn starts with a blowjob. I don't wanna see that and if i did, i woulda have searched it.

>>717817139
holy shit this post is gay

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>>717807211
here you go , fgt

Anything involving a pussy or cock in the same scene

Solo girl, solo guy, Gay, lesbian, tranny, all fine. Straight porn though just turns me the fuck right off