Celeb thread. All ladies and fetishes welcome. Circlejerking

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>>717797479

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>>717797561

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>>717797479
>requests a webm thread
>doesn't start out with a webm
>doesn't contribute
Fucking pleb

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>>717797589

>>717797589
keep going, very hard for her now

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>>717797479

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>>717797628

>>717797591
uhh...?

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>>717797639

>>717797640
>having this much gay porn

>>717797724
One gif?

>>717797700
the trolls have tried to kill these threads. they must be really getting off to it because they don't seem to have lives.

>>717797758
try like a hundred in three threads

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>>717797714

>>717797758
He hasn't even started yet

>>717797714
hmmm thoses lips would look amazing suck a cock

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>>717797780

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>>717797851
ready for an upgrade?

>>717797908
hit me ;)

>>717797764
Someone refused to let op suck their dick IN HIS OWN THREAD and it all went downhill from there.

op hit on me and I rebuffed him

>>717798008
I'm still here and that's not what happened. But man alive have I got you guys good to go to the trouble of spamming three threads. We're here to get off. I think you are too in some pathetic way but no one wants to play with you.

>>717798033
>>717798089
welcome additions

>>717797591
???

>>717798059
Honey, you ain't worth my dick.

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>>717797946
Are you sure?

>>717798183
dripping pre cum ;) do it

>>717798105
I saw you try to touch him in the bad way you liar.

>>717798218
I love her fucking tits

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>>717798235
here's a peak

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>>717798218

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>>717798253

>>717798261
You mistake me for someone with no standards, Igor.

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My M-Mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a v-very b-beautiful w-woman and I-I'm v-very very l-lucky in l-life t-to have h-her...

>>717798189
meth incarnated

>>717798282
hmmm very nice. Keep going, a lot more precum now

>>717798299
She's clearly out of training with a gut like that.

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>>717798409
I was expecting a bit more desperation. Do you really want the goods?

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>>717797479

>>717798466
Yes!

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>>717798432
?

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>>717798480
I'm functionally bisexual, you idiot. This doesn't offend me.

>>717797479
>No Lia edition

>>717798474
yess. My dick is dribbling cum for this girl

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>>717798593
here's some of this.

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>>717798627
and this

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>>717798551
I'm functionally an attack helicopter, but you don't see me bragging about it.

>>717798627
those drops of sweat on her chest are really fucking hot

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>>717798351
I-I kn-know m-many m-men w-want t-to h-have a-a w-woman l-like this a-a-and I-I bash m-my knuckles e-every d-day 'pon the t-t-table thinking h-how f-fortunate I am wh-while o-others a-are not, w-weep weep sniffle weezie, achoo...

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>>717798643
>>717798660
and then we got this

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>>717797640

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>>717798704

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>>717798712

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>>717798700

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>>717798729

any G i can jack off to?

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>>717798742

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>>717798742
and finally this

>>717798643
>>717798627
hmmm very nice. Id love to have her under me like this. Her black tits bouncing as I fuck her

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>>717798779

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>>717798791

>>717798765
no you pedo

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>>717798673
I-I guess f-finding s-some w-way t-to soothe their p-pains and micro-sores f-for l-lack I s-show m-my d-deepest c-concernal p-parade.... Praise m-mercy in a-all i-its virtues...

>>717798783
If you prefer an older, more milfy version, google 'Stacey dash playboy'

>>717798779
>>717798783
hmmm those pubes. This girl is too damn hot

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>>717798591

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>>717798806

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>>717798883

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>>717798783
>>717798855
Are you gonna give her what she needs?

>>717798874
No. Just... No

>>717798898
damn, haven't stroked to Olivia in a long while

If circlejerking code for interracial gay porn now?

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>>717798698
Ah! So this is the evolution of our sponge sticks.

>>717798908
Working on it. A lot of precum so Im close. thinking about her tight ass and her cute nipples

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>>717798897

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>>717798968

>>717798943
nope. it's just lame ass faggots spamming what they don't like like pissy babies

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>>717798930

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>>717798990

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>>717798830
I-I think h-her f-fans w-want t-to l-look a-at h-her t-tongue and b-beg m-me t-to show i-it in p-pictures o-on a-a d-daily b-basis, l-like s-some c-c-collectors o-of pictures w-want a-a running t-tally, 7 d-days o-of soft t-tongueal p-praise...

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>>717798993
Fuck. I hate her, but she is hot...

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>>717799046

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>>717799003

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>>717798908
nearly there..

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>>717799068
>>717799086

>>717799115
lol

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>>717799115

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>>717799006
I-I j-just w-want all h-her f-fans t-to be s-satisfied... I-I know s-some o-of them d-don`t l-like m-me...

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>>717799054
What did she ever do to you?

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Remember everyone, no one on /b/ likes to have sex or be reminded of sex. They also don't like gayness which is why they spam threads they don't like with... gay porn... They accuse people of being gay and if those people are okay with that they then post gay porn. Think about that logic there. This is what has happened to trolling. When the trolled become the trolls it gets really pathetic.

>>717799247
/thread

>>717799235
Nothing. I just find her annoying. Still, can't deny that she's hot...

>>717799247
What's gay about a black dick?

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>>717799187
They l-look a-at h-her and i-imagine wh-what it w-would b-be l-like t-to be around h-her, m-maybe e-even t-touching h-her once, f-for l-like only 1 m-millisecond...

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>>717799247

>>717799421
All dicks that aren't your own is gay

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>>717799473

>>717799508
Really? Well shit.

>>717799421
-*jeopardy theme music*

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>>717799517

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>>717799581

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>>717799473
I'm officially okay with this. They are mocking themselves at this point.

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>>717799601

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>>717799412

>>717799612
keep telling yourself that

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>>717799639

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>>717799473
>>717799517
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>>717799644
>>717799658
The great care you put into this is truly astounding. My trolling cap is on now, so prepare your anus.

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>>717799680

>>717799639
Hnnnnng

>>717799247
My god, what have you done....

I guess fap time is over

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>>717799691

>>717797479
Jessica Parker Kennedy is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Also a beyond perfect body

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>>717799429
One m-man, a-a farmer f-from N-North Carolina, o-offered m-me three m-mules and a chicken f-for Victoria, s-saying where h-he c-comes f-from, a-a good w-woman brings a-a mule, a-a gorgeous w-woman t-two mules and a three m-mule offer i-is unheard o-of: h-he a-advised m-me t-to take the o-offer a-as a-a once i-in a l-lifetime e-event...

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>>717799687
You're putting up a valiant fight op. I respect that.

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>>717799788

You do realise that he only trolls before midday UK time. Past then, he doesn't troll. Probably an Americunt

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>>717799809

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>>717799867

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>>717799680
>>717799691
>>717799788
the human mind is a puzzling creation. filled with contradictions. the gays shall be oppressed with gayness and this is considered good trolling. i understand that all things must stagnate, but you are fooling yourself if you think you are doing anything but giving me posts to report. one of us is getting banned. my god i hope it's me.

>>717799817
It's nearly 3-6 AM in the US right now. If that's true, he has no life.

>>717799817
whys that matter

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>>717799702

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>>717799951

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>>717799994

Some of these are pretty funny though. I've never see hardcore gay porn gifs.

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>>717800013

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>>717800089

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>>717799951
You have become a total fascination to me. I can't honestly believe that you think you're accomplishing something here. I want honesty. Why are you doing this? Can you tell the truth? You've veritably succeeded so why not level with me. Even I as a troll recognize whe something is hopeless. What possesses you to spend these many hours posting something that you don't like? Don't you find it psychically draining? Are you even human anymore? To devote yourself to this for so long... Why? I think it's a fair question.

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>>717799768
When I-I r-refused h-he s-sent me a-a terrible l-letter: s-saying I-I d-don`t d-deserve h-h-her and I-I probably c-can`t g-g-get i-it up (that`s why sh-she l-looks s-so s-sad i-in m-many o-of her p-pictures)... He s-said h-he w-would c-come o-over t-to our place and show her wh-what it`s l-like t-t-to be w-with a-a real m-man...

>>717799894
If you bother the mods with reports that aren't breaking the rules, they'll ban you for an hour.

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>>717800271
Well someone is sleeping up there or you are breaking the rules because I've been reporting you for as long as you've been at this and I'm still here. I would love for my ip address to be blacklisted. to be spared of the stupidity of impotent assholes. that's the thing that bothers me the most. their victory is only in their heads. they aren't accomplishing anything. they're not even making anyone angry. it's such a worthless existence. it's baffling.

>>717800236
Because you have been my friend, up until today. We laughed, we cried, we posted quality celebs. But then you turned on me when i said I didn't really want to hear about 2 grown men jacking eachother off.

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>>717800509
What precisely are you talking about? I literally pity you and am trying to comprehend your mindset. I will be back tomorrow, hell I might post another thread tonight, so why do this? Why can't you let people enjoy themselves doing something they want to do? Why are you under the impression that this site belongs to you and that we owe you something? You give people a tool for infinite creativity and they won't be creative, they'll fight over it. Do you understand this?

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Here's some bait-ass for niggertroll. Answer my question.>>717800686

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Do-dee-do-do-doooo. I guess he's gone. Walla walla herp derp. Let's keep going guys. I'm oblivious.

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>>717800906
1 for the money.

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>>717800949
2 for the show.

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>>717800977
3 to get ready now go baby go.

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>>717800977
3 to get ready

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>>717801014
So answer the question.>>717800686

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What a spineless troll. A discredit to our race. Moot is spinning in his virtual grave.

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>>717801139

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>>717801179
From now on these threads are gonna be called clusterfucks. The dregs of society shall come and have retard fights while I try to comprehend their mental issues.

>>717801054
What is your question? I already answered you.

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>>717801303

>>717801244
I want to hear from the real you, troll to troll. You know this is pointless. That you're barely a foot note in everyone's day. Why do this? Why continue doing this for so long against people who are just trying to have a good time?

>>717801327

>>717801327
Trolling should make sense. After the first thread 404'd you lost your point. I'm still here and we can do this dance forever. I see how pointless it is, why can't you?

>>717801341
What makes you think I'm not just trying to have a good time? Don't I have the same right?

>>717801448
Would you like to propose a truce?

>>717801467
It's like the issue of freedom vs. law. When your freedom crosses over into someone else's freedom it becomes unjustifiable. That's the limit on a person's freedom. You have the right to troll a thread if you want to, but I've never been as pathetic as to troll 3 threads back to back.

>>717801531
I want you to level with me.

>>717801589
>want you to level with me.
Regarding what?

>>717797479
qt. nuff said

>>717801589
>When your freedom crosses over into someone else's freedom it becomes unjustifiable.
I agree. This is what happened, ironically enough.

>>717801644
Don't you respect the art of trolling? What it used to be back in the day? Man, it used to be beautiful. It used to be funny. It used to have a point to it. Now it's the battlecry of everyone who's upset and I admit I use it that way some times. But give people a break. Admit what you did was pointless and you can have your truce. I'll admit that I shouldn't have spidered that thread if you admit that.

>>717801731
This is not what happened. Explain that because all I did was take responsibility for what I started. They could have made another thread.

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>>717800255
I-I know m-many m-men w-want a-a world cl-class c-celeb b-beauty and th-they d-don`t w-want m-me t-to have h-her...

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>>717801817
Fine. It is settled. I should not have retaliated past the first thread, you you should not have spidered the original one. It is a truce.

>>717802086
You have restored my faith in humanity. If it ever happens again, I won't spider the thread. Good day.

>>717802137
I look forward to celeb posting in the future, if our paths cross.