I need your advice /b/. This chick wants to be my fuck buddy.

halp /b/ you iz only hope, fuck reddit.. bamp

poop poop pee pee

717777777 ROLL

>>717780549
Sure turn this into a roll thread go

>>717780549
are you fucking retarded

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>>717780774

possibly, she wasn't covering her knees, maybe that killed my boner

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EXCEPT IT IS RELATED BECAUSE SEASON 12 JUST STARTED TODAY

Hardest fucking thing is to not think about your anxiety. You will psych yourself out. This girl obviously likes something about you if you had your hands in her panties.

Just smoke a bowl to calm yourself down

>>717781216

Yeah I gotta figure out how to NOT think about it lol, and yeah shes really into me, constantly telling me how horny she is and what not.. Kinda intimidating.. I gotta stop bein a bitch -_-

>>717781377
I second this. Depends on how well you handle yourself I personally would just do a tiny bit just to get loose and relaxed. Unless she's cool, than smoke with her and Fuck. That sounds fun, and isn't that the whole point.

are you on any anxiety or depression mess? I couldn't figure out why my dick was broken for months, then stopped taking all the pills my doctor was feeding me and ended up fucking like a champ again. Also helped with the depression and anxiety once I realized my dick didn't really hate me.

>>717782303

I use to be a huge stoner but now it actually gives me anxiety, plus with my job I can't smoke at all

>>717782470
I'm not on any pills but yeah I know they can fuck with your libido a lot.

>>717782470
I second the pills

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>>717779176
Try dating a girl you actually find attractive.
You can tell be getting raging indestructible boners. If you're not - sorry you're just fooling yourself, you don't actually like her.

hey OP been there done that i just use this breathing trick to clear my mind whenever i get anxious/or nervous; inhale through mouth for four seconds, hold breath for four seconds, exhale through nose for four seconds rinse repeat. Think about a happy place or some shit, for me its the ocean. Do that for a couple mins and youll be calm.
>its an old navy seal trick

Dont over think it its just sex man, plus she sounds super into you and cool.

>>717779176
Tadalafil just suck down fucking tadalafil

>>717784839

Just tried it right now and it does seem to work pretty well. Some sound advice right there. Thanks /b/ro!

>>717779176
Dude... you just have performance anxiety just fucking chill and touch her. Close your eyes feel her and when you get hard get it in there.

>>717779176
Take l-arginine and maintain your wood.

>>717786343

That's not whats in extenze is it? I took that shit and felt awful for like 8 hours, worst stomach pains and head ache of my life

>>717786490
>Tadalafil just suck down fucking tadalafil

>>717786828

Where can I buy?!

go to a doctor, ask for cialis, just tell them the truth and any reasonable doc will just give you a scrip for 2 or 3 pills. youll only need the one to get over the nerves. shits expensive tho.

>>717786343
This but get the GNC supplement version with tons of zinc and other shit in it. Less stomach wrecking than the gas station stuff and it works. Oh, and don't be a faggot. That always helps too.

>>717786909
maximpeptide has good stuff. I have 3 bottles and it works like a charm.

>>717787062

I'll have to check it out, heard zinc makes you blow fatter loads too

>>717787082
That website is so confusing, what am I lookin for??

>>717787450
Tadalafil Citrate

>>717787450
To blow you loads, you use clomid and hcg. You cum enough to drown a hoe.

>>717787649

So they sell this for "research" purposes? And then you just look up the dosage and put it in gel caps or what?

>>717788021
Just shake it and drip it in your mouth. Half a dropper is 15mg and a good starting point. Adjust from there.

>>717788204

So anyone can order this? Can be sent to residential?

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>>717779176
Other anon with dick problems here:
My problem isn't that I can't get hard. I get boners all day errday. But I can never stay hard long enough to
>stop making out
>get condom
>open condom
>roll condom onto dick
>try to push 3/4 hard dick into tight pussy
>"ow ow go gentle anon"
>boner was already fading. Can't feel anything through cindom. Go slower.
>Lose boner entirely
>"what's the matter anon don't you think I'm pretty?"

This feeds into a cycle of anxiety over past bad performances and fear of potential future ones.
>What do?
Number 1 is to do more cardio. Strong heart literally equals strong dick, and you need to maximize your blood flow.
Number 2 is to quit fucking around and order some damn boner pills from India.
>Tadalafil 20mg = cialis
Take 1 about 2 hours before you think you'll be having sex and i GUARANTEE you will be more than ready to satisfy her.

Ive ordered a couple of times from Alldaychemist with no problems: 120 pills lasts me a year since I don't get to see my gf that much.
The DEA/customs gives zero fucks about Cialis so long as you aren't trafficking huge quantities for resale. amerifag.png

>tldr buy or borrow some Cialis. Your confidence and anxiety will become irrelevant in the face of your massive science boner.

>>717788429
Yeah, they ship and it gets to you in about 4 days. It works just as good as the overprices pills at the pharmacy.

>>717788434

I had that same problem with my ex, once I got the condom on and tried putting it in i'd start to lose it. Eventually went a year with just the pull out method and never had any accidents. I could probably use more cardio but im a skinny fuck already and have actually been trying to gain weight.. but yeah I think im just gonna fuck with cialis, seems like a miracle drug. Do you become dependent on it completely for boners tho?

>>717788429
Use the code STILL35 for a discount

>>717788552
Note that if not stored properly, many research chemicals become inert after a period of time. As the name implies, they're lab equipment not pharmaceuticals. it will work, but it's best to keep stuff like that in a cold dry place whenever possible.

>lol your gf's pussy amirite? XD

>>717779176
> >_<
> implying you talk about porn
> just fingering

seriously are you gay.

You're already sexually boring before you even start to think about having sex with her. Do you even have your own fantasies? Or does porn hub do that for you?

Go gay for a month, then go back to ladies with increased knowledge of how to look sexy :- )

>>717788880
My gf gets destroyed on a regular basis. If the damn wind blows, my dick gets hard.

>>717788825

Thanks!

>>717789124
No problem, enjoy.

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>>717779176
Easy fix. Go to a liquor store, and buy some boner pills. You'll be hard all fucking night. Pic related

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>>717788651
I basically already was dependent. :\
But I think I know what you're asking; it doesn't kill my sex drive or ability to get an erection. I fap all the time with no issues- my problem was just the overall slowness of beginning sex. My body doesn't see a reason to keep a boner if it's not getting stroked at all. Theoretically if I could keep the boner long enough to get it in there would be no trouble whatsoever (happened a few times before) but impotency fucks with your head and I've lost girls in the past over it. I vowed never again.

>>717789264
Is that shit anything like extenze? That shit fucked me up..

>>717789555
And yeah /b/ro I guess i'm kinda the same way already, maybe its from fapping too much? But yeah it takes me awhile to get that full strength boner.

>>717790097
I have never used extenze, so I couldn't tell you. All I can tell you is that I have used this generic stuff before, and I was able to go all night. I was even hard the whole next day, I couldn't even go to the fucking gym

>>717790097
Fucked you up how? I always just figured they were placebos.

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>>717790972

I must have been allergic to one of the herbs in it, got super nauseous and had a really bad headache

>>717777777

Yo