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My girlfriend is in my living room sitting on my roommate's

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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My girlfriend is in my living room sitting on my roommate's lap and she's topless.
She thinks that I'm asleep.

What do?
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Beat the shit out of your roommate with a weapon and kick your gf's topless ass out on the strees.
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video and post here
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>>717776745
Fuck em up and update
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beat her like a tribe of africans beating a retarded white kid
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Record video of you confronting them or it didn't happen
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>>717776745
12/25
I guess not do shit since that was on Christmas
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>>717776745
yakuza kicks for all. report results.
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>>717776745

Is that a couch?

Go casually sit next to them. Say hi.
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Thank him and leave. He obviously did you a favor by exposing what kind of scum she truly is.
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>>717776745
walk out, have 3 some, dumb her ass afterwards
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>>717776745
let him fuck her and cum deep inside her

then use his cum as lube to fuck her after
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kill or at least beat the shit out of them. I personally prefer the first option
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Check 'em
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>>717777110
Truuuuue
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k. I'm crying now. my heart is fucking broken.
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>>717776745
Cuck
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>>717777600
spit roast her with your bro
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Fuck her asshole
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>>717777121

This. 717777777 get
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Off by 1
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killing them would make you feel better
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Pretend to sleep and next time she is out of the home pack her stuff and put it on the street. Change your locks.
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>>717777600
she looks like some sort of mixed breed. bullet dodged op
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Share her insta fb etc with some nudes and we'll take care of the rest
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Got a gun or knife in your house? Good. You kick that fucking whore out naked so people know what a worthless cunt she is, and then you flat out murder your room mate. Getting cucked is one thing, but buds don't fuck your girl unless it's with your express consent.
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>>717777600
Does she got a benis?
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Bros before hoes nigga
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Christ the level of gullibility on /b is fucking insane. I could take stills from a porn video with Dillion Harper and claim she's my girlfriend and people would believe me.
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>>717778174
His roommate has the right to let anyone he wants into that apartment .If she knows that he knows, she'll probably start fucking his roommate blatantly and loudly. Op would have to listen to her getting fucked through his bedroom walls.
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>>717777600
Is dat balls?
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>>717777600
Post more of that ass fuckkkk it's nice
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>>717778496
this
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Punt!! Foot right in her vag
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>>717777600
obvioiulsy go out there and be like wtf brochacho
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post a video or more pics and save tose for later
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ITT all these people "id kill them" would probably do exactly what OP is doing: not shit but whining.
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Record video and post here. Give all her social media information. Let b/ do the rest.
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>>717777600
Walk out there, don't give them the satisfaction of letting them finish. Make her feel guilty, make them both feel it, you can see now that she's not worth it.

It's time to move on.
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Post the nudes you got while with her.
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>>717776745
Guilt her into the best sex of your life
Then kill her
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>>717778584
>>717778334
Do this OP
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>>717776745
Set fire to the apartment.

Blood for the blood god
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>>717777600
kill them
it will help you feel better
beat the shit out of them would only cause trouble
you need to kill and hide the bod
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>>717776745
Remember when you posted this exact same thread a few weeks back?

>i do
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>>717776745
not this fucking thread again, this is fake another anon reposted these pictures last week.
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Jack off in a cap and run out and throw your jizz in his face. Aiming toward the mouth
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I have a lump in my throat. I'm so fucking mad right now I could kill both of them.
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well at least i'd kill him before i would whine about it on 4chan
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>>717776745

pic related
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>>717778745
Thank God for you.
2017 will be the year of CANDLEJ
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>>717778584
>>717778853

FUCKING DO IT
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>>717778853

in b4 epic thread
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>>717778853

Live stream, rip his dick off
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FACEBOOK LIVE STREAM/ provide link
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>>717778584
This
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>>717778745
support
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fake and gay
kys
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she has something way worse in her throat
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>>717778853
furiously masturbate as you slowly go into the room quietly and spurt on them
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>>717779002
All for this OP
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Or keep posting stale pics, post one with your finger in the pic
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>>717778853
OP BTFO watcha gonna do now faggot? Wow literally balls deep in your woman and you're watching like a cuck? lmaoing at ur life brah!
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>>717778853
>filename
>20161225
>1225
>12 25
>December 25
>today's date
>not December 25
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>>717776745
people falling for this shit again
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>>717776745
Just get some ice cream from the freezer, casually walk in, don't say anything, and watch them fuck as you eat it.
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>>717776745
Wait till they are done and tell her you recorded her and posted on the inertnet on shit otn of websites
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Bust in and go APE!!!!
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>>717779102
evry time
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>>717778766
this
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>>717778853
inb4 legendary
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Sneak up with a handful of jizz and throw it in his mouth
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>>717778853
Dont kill them, better destroy their lives by posting this on the webs and sending this to their respective parents, friends and other family members.
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Whatever you do, continue updating us with pics until her cums on her face.
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>>717776745
kill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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take more pictures, post them here, but first, get a better fucking camera
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>>717779040
THIS
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>>717778853
Live stream, I want to hear how hard you're crying right now.
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>>717779086
>>>717778853
>>filename
>>20161225
>>1225
>>12 25
>>December 25
>>today's date
>>not December 25


WINRAR!
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>>717777600
FUCKING IDIOTS THIS IS AN OLD PORN VIDEO. LOOK IT UP ON XVIDEOS, SOMETHING LIKE "NIECE FUCKING"
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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
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>>717779109
this
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if her parents like you a lot, take a bunch of pics, and send them to them(with a friendly warning that its XXX content, of her and ANOTHER MAN.)
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>>717779333
>watching like a cuck

you might as well beat your dick off
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>>717779333
No that's your girlfriend fucking your roommate.
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>>717776745
Seen this thread before... you are fucking worthless. You fucking WISH you had a girl to cheat on you.
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>>717779333
nah bro that's

Girlfriend. Fucking. Roommate.
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>>717779235
this. how the fuck am i supposed to fap to pixels? these pics are worse than minecraft porn
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>>717779311
Please don't be a faggot, OP
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OP needs a better camera phone...
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>>717779333
beat them up or admit you're a cuck who only cries about it, fucking cuck.
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Walk in there and laugh at them then leave
act like your relationship with her means nothing to you
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>>717777012
/thread
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>>717779416
>>717779499
samefag
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i'd fucking jizz in that couch in a heartbeat dude
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>>717776745
>What do?

Stop posting works of fiction on a cantonese cartoon anonymous board to fuel your cuckold fantasies.
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fucking bastard is so fucking lucking that I don't have my nunchucks.
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>>717779731
This. This will lead to the best outcome for you. But /b/ wants something more epic, i.e. violence and/or threesomes.
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>>717778853
please tell me you're a gun owner. If not get the biggest knife you can find. Just do it!

post pics
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>>717776745
Op right now
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>>717779978
I lost

OMG I can't stop laughing
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>>717779318
better sauce please
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>>717779978
Kill them
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>>717779978
you own nunchucks? no no wonder you're getting cucked.
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>>717779040
tbh this the only way
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>>717779944
Double dubs of truth, get the fuck out of /b/
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>>717779978
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahas
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>>717779040
this
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>>717779978
>nunchucks
Well, solved the mystery of why she is fucking him.
Get your fedora on and just tell m'lady to enjoy her ride
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>>717779978
>lucking
>nunchucks
What the fuck
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>>717780117
die.
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>>717779978
more like nuncucks in your case.
thats a virgin thats getting cucked.
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>>717779978
>nunchucks

lost. this is now a ylyl thread
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this thread is entirely fake
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>>717777600
Post a timestamp faggot. Till then you're a cucknigger.
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>>717779978
good bread
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>>717780334
nunkek'd
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>>717780427
as opposed to all the others?
>you're new is showing.
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>>717778885
Like a Templar would use some communist fuck stick.
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>>717780427
you stop being a newfag when you assume they're all fake and don't mind.
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>>717780508
>i liek mudkipz
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>>717780508
>you're
kill yourself
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walk in the kitchen and get a drink then go back in your room
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>>717780627
wasn't a typo. I did that on purpose, because you are.
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>>717777600
Is nobody going to comment that this wasn't taken today?
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>>717780597

AK> AR any day of the week
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>>717780627
b8
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>>717780508
>>717780605
its porn he zoomed in on if you fucks arent baiting replies here you need help
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>>717776745

yo there is this situation so we shall all respond, but i am not dedicating real effort to saying the situation is real, because it is not real.
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http://www.xvideos.com/video23242503/peek_at_my_horny_niece_with_my_best_friend

Top kek OP
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>>717778853
Bait harder, m8
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all u niggas getting all hopped up and this cuck hasn't timestamp'd shit, faggots
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>>717776745
Dont get excited faggots. Seen this same thread with identical photos a few months ago
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>>717780785
HERES PROOFDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD>>717780605
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD>>717780597
DD
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>>717780711
oh shit
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just go in there and start fucking him in the ass. you aren't cucked if the man who fucked your girl has been fucked by you.
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>>717780798
His bait seems to be pretty effective.
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>>717780785
Ggwp
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>>717780711
WE DON'T CARE. IT'S FUNNY YOU ASPERGER'S FUCKTARD
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>>717780785
Lmaooooooooooo
>>
>>717780711
Hey i mean last time I saw this thread that photo was called "couch 2" or some shit
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>>717780427
>>717780798
this
all these autists hoping this is a "le epic bread"...
that's a shamefur dispray
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>>717780785
Caught
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>>717780785
>"finished?"
>GGUHHMM-MM... Yeah...
>>
>>717780785
Op=fag
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>>717779311
lrn2greentxt
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>>717780911
but your webm implies he's failing. he seems to be doing a great job at being a fag.
>>
Where can I find more videos of people killing pets?
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>>717780117
lel

>lost
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seen this thread before, fake and gay...
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>>717780785
>Top kek OP

Thank you. I'll be here all weak.
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>>717777600
Fuck her right in tha pussy
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>>717780785
wait, this was actually a girl?
>>
Beat the living shit out of both
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>>717781386
>newfag confirmed
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>>717780785
https://media.giphy.com/media/1Z02vuppxP1Pa/giphy.gif
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>>717781455
you mean everyone who even posted in this thread?
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>>717780720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX73uXs3xGU

lol ok
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>>717779978
Now that I know that this is just a screenshot from a porn video, I have to admit this is comedic gold.

It's really funny, actually.
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>>717776745
This is old. How the fuck can you guys not read the fucking file name?
>20161225
December 25, 2016 you fucknuggets.
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>>717780785
>>
>>717780720
AN-94s aren't AKs, fucknut
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>>717776745
deliver pics of them messing around. and if they doing it, join in...
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>>717781773
all the fucking autistic newfags in this thread taking /b/ seriously
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>>717781639
now post the AR still working after that
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>>717781993
lol ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAneTFiz5WU
>>
>>717776745
Send a picture of your girlfriends face
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>>717782043
clearly rigged
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>>717782252
read the fucking thread before posting, tim
you stupid twat
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>>717782334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9APzYqwXckw
I bet you love FALs too
>>
>>717776745
Roll about a bit, inconspicuously, until you're lying flat on your back. Then scream at the top of your lungs as you sit up, stand off the bed, grab the nearest thing you can swing, and bash one or both of them over the head with it. Make sure that from the time you start screaming, you don't stop screaming
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>>717777600
Go fucking kill them op
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>>717776868
this.
>>
>>717779333
Op please kill them right fucking now
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>>717782773
knives are more reliable, you can cover them with shit and you're only making it a bigger issue to the person you slash/stab
also get out you /k/unt
>>
>>717776868
this. stop being a beta cuck.
>>
>>717777012
^this
>>
>>717776745
They might be thinking you're faking sleep because you want to be cucked. They think they're fulfilling your fantasy.
>>
>>717776745
Aren't you the sly boots, posting to /b/ with your eyes closed!
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>>717780785
How did you find that?
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>>717777012
Too soon
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>>717783314
knives can go on guns too. stay btfo'ed boi
>>
obviously fake
at the very least its some guy watching his roommate fuck some chick

OP is a fag and doesnt have a gf

but many laughs have been had today. thanks.
>>
>>717777600
>>717776745
>>717778853
>>717779333
>>717779978
THIS ISNT EVEN THE FIRST TIME THIS WEEK THESE HAVE BEEN POSTED
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>>717783811
actually guns go on knives you fag
knives still winning
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>>717781126
could we get a video of you killing yourself? thanks in advance
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>>717784062
negro, everyone knows katanas are better than knives
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>>717776745
walk in and act like its completely normal
it will freakem out
act casual af
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>>717784774
>teleports behind you
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>>717785146
So?
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>>717785634
so what faggot
fight me irl
>>
I think you're too weeb to have a firearm so grab a knife and fucking make them walk out into the streets like that
Welcome op
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>>717785916
I love copypasta.

The reason I love copypasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of /b/ as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.

Well it isn't, you pretentious fucks. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid imageboard. It's not even the first. After frequently visiting Something Awful, Chris Poole consciously decided to make an English Futaba Channel without any thought of how original it might be. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. No, really. Grab a poison-tipped cactus and go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.
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>>717776745
Literally saw this last month. Fuck off.
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>>717786526
>tfw didn't read
>tfw i have no face
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>>717776745
This photo was taken on Christmas nigger
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>>717776745
>>
>>717777012
i like dis one.
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>>717786679
>>
>>717776868
the only anwser
>>
>>717778552
underrated post
>>
>>717778552
overrated post
>>
>>717786679
More of this. Who is it?
>>
Same thread with same pic 3 weeks ago. Op is a fake faggot
>>
>>717776745
old post is old
>>
>>717778552
extra medium rated post
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>>717786679
Moar
>>
>>717776745

This pasta is stale...
>>
Talk in your sleep.
Speak sexual fantasies about your roommate.
>>
>>717776868
I agree with this guy
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>>717779318
>>717784055
I SAW THIS SHIT A COUPLE WEEKS AGO

SAGE
>>717780135
EAT THE B8 M8
>>
Boy, this pasta sure is stale.
>>
>>717776745
>>717776868
ops a fag /thread
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/715319960
>>
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>>717788644
dubs confirm praise kek
>>
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>>717788699
>>717788644
SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY PRAISE KEK
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>>717776745
Seeing my gf fuck somebody turns me on. And she knows that. Shes so dam hot too you cant keep guys off her. so I share once in a blue moon
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>>717778552
lmfao
>>
>>717779978
lost hard
>>
this is bait, same thread last week
>>
>>717776745
Go out there and fuck your roommate that'll show them
>>
OP confirmed to be a cuck and a faggot.
>>
>>717776745
join the party and fuck your friend in the ass letting her watch
he need to know who's the alpha male
>>
>>717776745
Ask her what to call her. Tell her you cant call her a girlfriend because she is faithless in growing a future.

If she makes a further fuss show her /b/ and tell her this is what faithless men turn into.
>>
>>717776745
Or fuck roomate in the ass. Telling him your the man of the house. Amd than do some extreme shit with his dick. Like slap it really hard so his testicles give him a hernia.
>>
post on 4chan more and try to forget about it you literal fucking cuck.
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