I wanna look like a girl full time but i wanna keep my dick,

>>717759165
Besides killing myself since i dont really wanna end my life to be honest

Stick your dick in a pencil sharpener

>>717759165
Hah OP is a faggot,
And I would guess just go trans or crossdress and find a women that's into that shit.

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>>717759165
Talk to Uncle Buck.

>>717759165
start a glam rock band.

>>717759165
Post more - I like your looks

time/datestamp mebbe?

>>717759165
Drive into area51 and livestream it

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>>717759991
This ones kinda old

>>717759555
Your trips are in vain my friend. I have no desire to do such a thing to my reproductive organ.

>>717761009
oldie but goodie

still nice - thank you

>>717759756
Wtf does John Candy have anything to do with this

So to answer your question you must first clarify what is stopping you from doing degenerate shit like that.
Social pressure? Limited knowledge of transforming your looks? or maybe something else?

Become a lesbian

>>717759297
>>717759165
Just do whatever you want. Surround yourself with people who get that and eliminate toxic relationships from your life. If where you live isn't open to alternative lifestyles, do whatever it takes to move. Good luck

an hero

>>717759165
make a lot of money, study engineering or economics or something practical, then meet lesbians, hormones are up to you but they will make you look more feminine and desirable to lesbians

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>>717759165
>>717759297

Kill yourself anyways faggot

>>717762318
Yeah but aernt lesbians into vaginas? I dont wanna lose my dick...

>>717759165
Mentally ill retarded faggot. Kill yourself

>>717759165
Dude get your ass over to
>717748644
It's a girl that wants femmy/ faggy guys...

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>>717761828
Probably not being accepted or some dumb shit like that, i guess.

>>717762979
Can you link it? Can really click it for some reason

>>717763060

Oh right, well you should probably hurry up and figure out what you want before it's too late. Have you seen old crossdressers? That shit is not attractive. Tick tock... Soon you won't be able to attract even the ugliest of crack hoes. Women who tolerate degeneracy like that are incredibly rare and or only interested because of youth.

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>>717763646
Whats a good way to find women who would tolerate my degeneracy?

>>717763357
Sorry man I fucked up the link. That's the tread # though and it's about to 404 already. Fuck it's on the same page as your thread just look for it. Godspeed, weirdo half-faggot.

>>717763830
>>717759165
You are pretty

>>717759165
place the barrel behind your ear, not in front...it's more effective that way

>>717763830
Yeah you're actually almost passible.. Post cock for these dubs

>>717764742
Its ok, i found it :)

>>717761009
cringeishly kek

>>717766315
Op here, yeah i know , lol :P

>>717759165
Look like a Final Fantasy character or something so can prob make money off losers and spend it all on tits

>>717759165
I think you're attractive. Apologies to the guys acting like assholes towards you. Be really curious to see your cock though. Would you possibly share here or in private messenger maybe?

>>717759165
Jesus christ, OP's pretty as fuck.

>>717759165
Would stick cock in ass

>>717763830
You need to find a Pan/Bi girl.
worked for me

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>>717766931
Here it is. Im about 7-7.5

keep the dick, and keep your ass clean, get ass fucked when you feel like having sex, most guys can't even tell the difference, just say you prefer the lights off.

>>717766776
>can prob make money off losers and spend it all on tits

THIS OP

Have fun and masterbate on cam and have sex with guys for money

>>717767803
Theres one problem though. Im not attracted to guys...

>>717767920
Alright, what should my cam name be though?

>>717767941
>implying you need to be attracted to someone to have sex

>>717759165
Ill fuck your butt till you like it

>>717759165
Aren't you the dude who killed his mom over a toy car

>>717759165
>What the fuck do i do?

lay off the eyeliner and rouge and find a straight girl who is slightly lesbian or a lesbian who wants dick.

>>717767504
Kik?

>>717759165
if thats you then you are in danger of being raped... but only if i realize its you for sure. i dont wanna go grabbing for a nice fist full of cock and get some soft girl pud.

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>>717768149
To enjoy it yeah, lol.... Btw kik is teenarcherk if anyone wants to chat.

>>717768053
Aeris

>>717768783

>>717768397

>>717768956
I like it

>>717759165
Enjoy being a semi attractive dude and don't bitch

>>717765923
Yeah saw you on there. Too damn bad someone recognized her. Well, fuck that's my good deed for the day.

>>717763060
>>717763830
so manly eww

>>717768783
dude, you don't look feminine at all

AT ALL

>>717768783
>>717768783
>>717768397
>>717768397
>>717768397
>>717768397

>>717759165
Go to a psychiatrist.

>>717769716
Never said i did.

>>717769913
Don't ignore me >>717768397

>>717759165

If you want to dress like a girl, then stop being such a faggot and dress like a girl. I'll never get what the big fuss is all about. Btw you're doing a good job at it, I had uglier ex-girlfriends.

>>717759165
I don't understand your problem... oh yes I do.. you don't have the balls to do what you want..