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This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do? >He's

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This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)
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Try and figure out when I got a gf
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Send him cp
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>>717691157
Nutcracker punch...
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Stab um?
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>>717691157
Cyanide in his pre workout.
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>>717691157

suck his dick?
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>>717691157
Slap his ass back and blow him a kiss
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Ask him if he's that desperate
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>>717691157
poison him
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Wait a couple years till his heart gives out from his mutant shit tier genes. Giants are an evolutionary dead end
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Ask him if he'll fuck her while I watch
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Ask how he got a magical GF summoning hand.
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>>717691568
are you sure about that?
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>>717691635
Your right hand is your magical gf hand
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i dont think he would, he looks too nice
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>>717691157
pull my glock on him, i always have it with me for nigger reasons
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>>717691157
Cast pocket sand and escape encounter
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He probably has a cock like a tube of chapstick, so stab him in the ribs and go home
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>>717691157
Tell him to stop posting this shit over and over again.
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>>717691733
Move out of Detroit. Seriously. Niggers be burning to the ground, and pushing all their problems onto white folk.
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>>717691157
I'm a 6'2'' 170lbs manlet compared to this guy so how do you beat someone up that's significantly bigger than you?
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>>717691157
let him have her and absolutely demolish the blonde on the right
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>>717691679
Has any giant ever made it past their fifties? No. Even very tall men (6'6" + buff ) suffer from knee and other joint disorders
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>>717691849
Scrawny lil b
Post a bod shot if you dare
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>>717691787
KEK
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>>717691889
This.
Just wait a few years then hitman him. Done.
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>>717691889
>knee injuries
>hurr durr now I'm dead
>knees are essential to life
You fuckin moron
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Don't have a gf... So high five him back?
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Sit back and watch him die sooner because he's tall.

Tall people don't live as long
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>>717691568
Guy is about the same size as Shaquille O'Neal, who is 44 years old. You'll be waiting a long time.
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>>717691157
Wonder why some jackass decided to slap my left hand.
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Slap him back in the nuts.

Fucker won't see it coming, and if I do it hard enough, he is down and out for at least the next 10 minutes.
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>>717692010
Nice revenge. Watching him live a full and happy life getting away with as many as slaps as possible, then expiring 5 years before you. Meanwhile you still sit alone, angry, wishing you could've lived like the man he was. Wishing you had died years ago, rotting inside and out.
Eat shit manlet, step aside for the genetically superior to bring this world to its full potential
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>>717691157
tell him not to touch my trap
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>>717692161

You sound kind of mad bud
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Probably laugh as my gf kicks the sgit out of him.
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>>717692334
You sound kindof pathetic
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>>717692454
Post a pic of her belly button ring pls
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>>717691157
pic related
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>>717691157
Jokes on him, I'm gay
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>>717692519
Doesn't wear piercings
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Slap his ass, kick out his knee when he turns around, rub my crotch in his face, then walk away with my girl.
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>>717691157
I'm 7'3'' and 336 lbs. I crack his skull
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>>717692717
Dad?
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>>717691157
out live him because his heart will fail at age 50 xdfddd
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>>717691157
i'd get a ladder and smash his face

then i'd smack his bum
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>>717692717
>7'3''
GTFO manlet

I'm 8'1 and 446 lbs i'd fuck both of you up
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Make field test if got muscles on his balls, throat, ears, etc
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>>717691157
Obviously, act like everything is fine then sneak up and stab him repeatedly in the neck, hope he passes out before he can strangle me and try not to let the corpse land on me for 2x damage
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I politely tell him he missed and that her face is higher up
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>>717691157
I call my buddy, Ricky Piano to beat his ass.
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>>717691568
>>717691889
>T-tall guys a-are f-freaks anyway!
>the state of manlets
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i like the replies in this thread.
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>>717691157
He looks successful
I'd get him in a position of responsibility over my gf and document his sexual harassment then sue him
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Shoot him
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>>717694247
the first realistic response.


guns: the great equalizer
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Let him railed the life out of my wife til she dies from dehydration, give him a hi five while I clean his cock with my mouth.
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>>717691157

Wait... I thought this guy was
>15'8, 4000 pounds, and his 5 foot cock is basically an elephant trunk that can operate heavy machinery

Get your fucking story straight.
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I'd tell the gym staff, and get his membership revoked. Then I'd taunt him in front of the security camera until he hits me. Lawsuit city, easy living
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>>717691157
Be happy to have a girlfriend.
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slap his gf on the ass and see what he does
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>>717691157
i'd punch his cunt in
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>>717691157
Roll up my sleeves because i have to slap all four of his gf's asses
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>>717691157
Nothing my wife would kill him herself.
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>>717691157
>distraction
>>double leg take down
>>>armbar
>>>>or transition to guard and triangle choke
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Funny, he doesn't look bulletproof.
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>>717696215
>shooting someone for slapping ass
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>>717691568
Virgin
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>>717691157
I like how the blonde fatty on the right is trying to cover up her gut in shame when faced with the other three fit beauties.
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I'd love to leave a reply but I don't use these retarded units of measurement.
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>>717696215
>acting like one glock shot to the chest would put him down before he gets to you lol
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>>717691699
Looks like he sucks cock for protein
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>>717696462
Life isn't like video games, kid.
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>>717696567
what? unless you hit him in the heart its proven (especially if there hype up on drugs and shit)
that if they really wanna kill ya takes two or more to put em down (if using something small like a glock)
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>>717691157
shot him, what else
and let's see how tough he is after dead
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realistically talk some shit to fuel my ego and to make sure my girlfriend doesnt think I dont give a shit.

if im irritated enough ill break his knees with a bat later on.
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Its not about win or not losing , itd about me taking you on rigth here and right now.
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>>717691157
I'd say a good Shin to the dick would be in order. But then again, all those roids would make his dangly bits the size of peas..
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Shoot him in the mouth with my penis.
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>>717691157
run before he slaps you ass too
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>>717691157
Be dissapointed he didn't slap my ass as well
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>>717691157
>7'2"
>355lbs
>micropeen

Because life is a bitch like that
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>>717696686
>Something small like a Glock?

Which Glock? 9mm? 40 S&W? 45 ACP? 10MM?

Also there is a little something known as hydrostatic shock in the field of terminal ballistics. The size of a projectile is far form the only factor. Plus how much do you know about anatomy? Depending on the tissue damage of any given area it could cause tremendous effects or barely any at all. If you shot him in the chest, he would immediately start experiencing the effects of a hemopneumothorax and given the fact that it's in such close proximity of the spine, the shock and trauma of the projectile would most likely cause a huge amount of pain, possibly causing them to go into shock within seconds. Plus body fat acts somewhat like a shock absorber for the tissue destroying shockwaves caused by a bullets velocity, and I doubt his bodyfat percentage is high enough to do anything about that, meaning he would feel the full effect of that hydrostatic shock.

tl;dr go ahead and get shot bro
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>>717691495
thats it
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Apologize ;_;
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>>717697237
stop copy and pasting articles to try and sound smart

https://www.usconcealedcarry.com/take-stop-attacker-one-round-typically-doesnt/
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>>717697877
that cute man

also, i forgot that most civilians that buy guys are great shots ESPECIALLY at moving targets.
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>>717698150
guns***
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>>717698150
Shooting someone at about a 5-10 foot range is nothing more than muscle memory. My guess is you've never actually had any experience in defense training and exercises.
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>>717691157

Wut do?

>Bowl into his midriff with my shoulder while hooking one of his legs.

>Keep tight and inside his pocket while he lay on his back struggling to get up.

>Climb to mount position.

>Proceed with front choke to wear him out.

>Whisper evil shit in his ear as he loses consciousness.

>Feed his face cunt and eyes a rain of unanswered elbows and knuckles until it looks like bloody hamburger.

>Depending on my girl friend's reaction: dump her on the spot, or take her home and apologize for forcing her to witness so much violence.
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>>717698384
nah dude never done any training, of course not.
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Wonder who this man is and why he is slapping my holey pillows.
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>>717698538
Tae Kwon Do when you were 12 doesn't count
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>>717691457
kek

just might be crazy enough to work
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Call the cops because he just sexually assaulted my gf. Walk off with me and gf laughing as he sits in the back of a squad car.
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>>717698672
LOL, wait till you get an armbar nigger
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>>717691157
rape him
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>>717691426
this
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>>717691975
I'm convinced he's thinking of large breed dogs
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>>717692991
good luck bud Im 9'6 and 550 lbs
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>>717691157
Shoot him in the face with my gun. problem solved.
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>>717691157
I pull out my gun and make him cry like a little bitch begging for this life
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