This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)
He probably has a cock like a tube of chapstick, so stab him in the ribs and go home
Move out of Detroit. Seriously. Niggers be burning to the ground, and pushing all their problems onto white folk.
Nice revenge. Watching him live a full and happy life getting away with as many as slaps as possible, then expiring 5 years before you. Meanwhile you still sit alone, angry, wishing you could've lived like the man he was. Wishing you had died years ago, rotting inside and out.
Eat shit manlet, step aside for the genetically superior to bring this world to its full potential
i'd get a ladder and smash his face
then i'd smack his bum
Obviously, act like everything is fine then sneak up and stab him repeatedly in the neck, hope he passes out before he can strangle me and try not to let the corpse land on me for 2x damage
Let him railed the life out of my wife til she dies from dehydration, give him a hi five while I clean his cock with my mouth.
what? unless you hit him in the heart its proven (especially if there hype up on drugs and shit)
that if they really wanna kill ya takes two or more to put em down (if using something small like a glock)
Its not about win or not losing , itd about me taking you on rigth here and right now.
Be dissapointed he didn't slap my ass as well
>Something small like a Glock?
Which Glock? 9mm? 40 S&W? 45 ACP? 10MM?
Also there is a little something known as hydrostatic shock in the field of terminal ballistics. The size of a projectile is far form the only factor. Plus how much do you know about anatomy? Depending on the tissue damage of any given area it could cause tremendous effects or barely any at all. If you shot him in the chest, he would immediately start experiencing the effects of a hemopneumothorax and given the fact that it's in such close proximity of the spine, the shock and trauma of the projectile would most likely cause a huge amount of pain, possibly causing them to go into shock within seconds. Plus body fat acts somewhat like a shock absorber for the tissue destroying shockwaves caused by a bullets velocity, and I doubt his bodyfat percentage is high enough to do anything about that, meaning he would feel the full effect of that hydrostatic shock.
tl;dr go ahead and get shot bro
>Bowl into his midriff with my shoulder while hooking one of his legs.
>Keep tight and inside his pocket while he lay on his back struggling to get up.
>Climb to mount position.
>Proceed with front choke to wear him out.
>Whisper evil shit in his ear as he loses consciousness.
>Feed his face cunt and eyes a rain of unanswered elbows and knuckles until it looks like bloody hamburger.
>Depending on my girl friend's reaction: dump her on the spot, or take her home and apologize for forcing her to witness so much violence.
Call the cops because he just sexually assaulted my gf. Walk off with me and gf laughing as he sits in the back of a squad car.