lets order my pizza together dubs decides.
Currently topping are maxed and we are onto sides.
Pick a second side.
Currently we have:
Gluten Free base
No base sauce
Mayo x 3
"Remove the sauce and cheese, please. Yes. Remove it, yeah. Thank you. Now please put all the least ordered things on it at once. Yes, on the pizza without the sauce or cheese. Yeah. Thank you. You too."
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/b/ro's, I know I said I'd stay up to see the monstrosity that you could call a "pizza", but it is 4:30 AM, and I have work at 8. I can't stay awake anymore, I'm literally passing out at my keyboard.
Goodnight /b/ros, don't die on us thread, and don't die OP.
I sexually identify as a pizza. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being stuffed in an oven and heated at 500°F for 30 minutes, sliced and boxed and be an overrated food. People say to me that being a pizza is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a surgeon install cheese, pineapple, pepperoni and calories onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Pizza Boi" and respect my right to give clogged arteries and gassiness to men and women. If you can't accept me you're a pizzaphobe and need to check your Italian food privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....