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Let's get a secrets/confessions thread going anons.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Let's get a secrets/confessions thread going anons.
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>>717677805
haha this thread has NEVER gotten good
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>>717677805
I fell in love with aliens and now they want to harvest my brain matter for science plz save me
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>>717677923
Go dogger evil pupper !
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>>717677985
I like them. Granted I haven't really visited these threads in a month, but it's not like it can be any worse.
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>>717677805
I'm an emo twink boipucci faggot.Everyone thinks I'm a slut but I only had sex twice and I'm only looking for a boyfriend...
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niggers tongue my anus
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My car fingered in the back of my mom's friend
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>>717677805
I love to piss in my panties and pants
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>>717678198
but who was drive??!
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I'm straight but really get turned on by cock
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I feel like the reason why I enjoy cringe threads so much is because deep down I know that if I didn't have a gf in high school I could have easily become one of those kids. There have even been moments in my adult life where I was just one drunk text away from making an appearance in those threads and that scares me. I think laughing at the betas and glowing in the schadenfreude is my way of killing that memory.
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Back in HS I knew this girl who would fuck the guys in the swimming team cuz the teams coach (her father) would make her do it, it went on till she graduated from HS
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I want my gf to suck multiple cocks at the Same Time. Get Hard as Rock thinking bout that.
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>>717677923
still think dogger is cute. would still pet
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>>717678312
>I'm straight but...

Gets me everytime.
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>>717678271
Proof
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>>717678285
Drive was an alcohol
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>>717678119
Where are you located?
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>>717678724
Romania, why?
>>717678312
>I'm straight
>mfw
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I bulk buy cigs from china for dirt cheap and sell them to homeless coons to turn a tidy profit
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>>717678801
would you ever consider killing yourself?
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>>717678817
No you do not.
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Im 20 y.o. failed musician, been dealing with depression since 16. I am constantly dissatisfied with My accomplishments, and im too scared to give My music Angel actual release, outside soundcloud, because I fear people dont like My music and Will talk shit about me. This has already happened in middle school and im afraid in Highlights school too, since I didnt really have any real friends there. Im Thinking of killing myself no later than when im 27 to get some of that Elliot Smith fame around My local community
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>>717678871
pointless reply
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>>717678801
Cause we fuck yo mama. :)
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>>717678888
Would you consider killing yourself right now? If so can you leave a note blaming me?
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>>717678852
No, I'm not that mentally ill.
Would you, anon?

>>717678926
She has a bigger penis than your head so plug yo asshole
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>>717678895
No you do not.
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>>717678332
I never got laid in HS and I will say this. That lack of social interaction really does skew your perception of life. I had loads of friends but it never went further than that until a little while after HS. Admittedly, thinking back I did say/ do cringy things but gladly it was never over the top more like regular awkward teenage things.
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>>717678945
Sure, ill blame some random normie from the ruins of /b/. Just realize how Shit this place has become
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>>717678888
If you're too scared of people talking shit about your music you need to learn that not everyone is going to like you/ what you do. And that's perfectly okay
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>>717678888
Also you're 20 years old. You have much more time to make music people hate
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>>717678967
Now i get why you are so retarded.. She molested your pooper (her cum dump) the frustration must be huge, end it, it wont hurt, just one cold blade on your neck for one fraction of a secound, you can do it. :D
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>>717678801
Because i want to pump your faggot ass full of cum
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>>717679205
Typical answer from a 15 year old autistic kid.
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>>717679241
I'm straight for you then
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>>717678888
>Thinking of killing myself no later than when im 27 to get some of that Elliot Smith fame around My local community
lol
you should print this out and keep it in your wallet and read it in a few years. You'll alugh at hwo fucking stupid you ng people can be.
If you think killing yourself is like silently deleting yourself consider this: my best friend from high school killed herself. Pills. She went into a coma, died 3 weeks later - on Valentine's Day.
Come Christmas Eve, her mom lost her mind with grief over Christmas without her daughter, ran out of the house, all the way to a highway where she ran into traffic (on purpose) and was hit by a two truck and two cars and killed, obviously.
A family of four wa reduced to a ruined, shell-shocked father and a son in less than a year.
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My uncle fucked me regularly for about two years starting from when I was 10. Looking back on it, some of the most fun and best times I've had in my life.
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>>717679241

palms sweaty knees weak arms heavy vomit sweater moms spaghetti.
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>>717679305
>two truck
tow truck
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>>717679305
All the more reason to do it
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>>717678888
read and listen to this >>717679305

don't do it, not worth it. it gets better and there is help out there.
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>>717679242
"15 yo autistic kid" you mean the way your initial comment was?
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>>717679321
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I suck my stepdads dick sometimes (gay)
I pee all over the toilet in public toilets and airplanes
I sucked off my uncle in his sleep when I was 11
I like to kill slugs. I will collect slugs from the garden and I'll torture them.
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>>717678705
Already peed in my bed this morning, I fear I'm empty now... Sorry.
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I like spaghetti but only on Tuesday you got that? Okay good
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>>717678483
kek, hot
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>>717679376
Or - do it, and don't care what some faggots on /b/ think
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18 years old and don't enjoy anything except going to my favourite club while fucked up on DXM.
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>>717679432
>I pee all over the toilet in public toilets and airplanes
I do that too. Shame on me, I know. Still, I do that.
Sometimes, when I have the occasion, I also like to pee in sinks, or on the floor.
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>>717678483
how old was she
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>>717679432
>in his sleep
sure
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I mix my jiz with the food at my resturaunt. It's the only sexual satisfaction I have left.
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>>717679432
This sounds like the classic case of why we need homoacceptance
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>>717679432
So you peaked sexually at 11 and now you get off on killing defenseless creatures.
Just die already.
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>>717679524
Dude, peeing in sinks is the fucking best. Don't have to waste water flushing the toilet, it's awesome. Just don't tell your gf you're doing it, women get weirded out about it,
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I am a professional banana shitposter. sometimes I get tired and suicidal, but then I remember how shitty the YLYL threads would be (lets be honest, they suck) without me, it gives me the will to live. also I'm a casual criminal, broke over 50 laws including armed assault and robbery
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>>717679205
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>>717679524
Are you me? I like to pee in the sink and on the floor too.
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>>717679321
I had a guy when i was very kid.. loved every second of it
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>>717679552
I was just exploring ;)
Killer slugs. you're supposed to kill them or they destroy your garden.
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>>717679432
don't kill slugs
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I like to dress up as pic related and seek out old, fat men in public at night in places where I can suck them off/get fucked, like car parks close to nudist beaches etc.
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also my banana folder size it 4000 pics, 400 gifs and 100 webms.
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>>717679640
are you a guy or girl? how'd you meet him, and how old were you, etc.?
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When my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf, she is fine with it. Their parents are retard godfags who shelter them from reality, especially when it comes to nudity/sex. She was the 1st girl they saw naked up close. trying to teach them that nudity/sex isnt some evil taboo to be ashamed/fearful of. if parents knew they would probably freak out and have a stroke or something lol.
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>>717679718
m/f?
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>>717679670
no, that's snails. and only if it's an infestation. my asian friend's mom cooks them
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>>717679760
m
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>>717679595
>50 laws lol
Public sodomy 50 times doesn't count friend
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>>717679775
do they ever realize you're a boy
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>>717679718
Are you pretending to have down syndrome?
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I pretend to be an 18 yr chick online and catfish old perverts into sending me money.
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>>717679626
You gonna need more brain.
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>>717679750
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
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>>717679808
teach me master
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>>717679750
tell us everyone's ages
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>>717679761
no, they're killer slugs (spanish slugs). i live in europe. snails are cool. i used to have them as pets when i was little
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>>717679808
fuck dude that's actually really smart
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>>717679804
Yeah, I'm not that convincing when looking at my face (which is why I wear a sort of mask that makes me more passable...).

>>717679806
yes :3
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>>717679776
only like 15 of them are criminal offences. I'm not gonna list them here, not behind 7 proxies atm because on phone. theres countless random laws that are easily broken, its not a such big deal anyway.
I'm mostly just proud of that I'm a banana shitposter, keeping these shitty ylyl threads alive for newfags by bumping them
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>>717679305
Wow now I Just feel like shit
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I caught my boss fucking a hooker at work on the day that his wife was giving birth to his child. He beg me not tell his wife due to the fact she was on suicide watch for the pass 4 months. So I blackmail till this day.
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>>717679775
I could fuck you
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>>717679529
She was 15 when it started
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>>717680014
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>>717679955
You suckin his dick too?
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holy shit did anyone notice that they brought (You) back??
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>>717680014
why'd her dad make her do it? i'd guess he was fucking her too
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>>717679893
Backpage. I get my pics from /b/. You'll need a bunch of the same girl young and cute. Download a text app to get a different phone number. When they inevitably start texting Tell them you won't meet them without getting a 50 dollar deposit because "you've been screwed over" times with "guys not showing up" they can't resist the thought of fucking young pussy and they send the money then you block them and move on to the next faggot. You have to create a new email address aswell
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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
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i jack off to having sex with men. think im almost at a point where i can accept it and actually move on with myself to being an actual human being who interacts with other people.
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>>717680081
I never left.
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>>717678888
Witnessed
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I don't know how to let loose and relax because I'm afraid I'll say/do something stupid in front of people I like or someone records it
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>>717679466
Jesus
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>>717679907
Im 23, gf 19, they are 8 & 10. Have done it quite a few times.
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>>717678801
sugi pula baiete
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>>717680093
What she told me it was to motivate the team if they win
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>>717677805
Me and my girlfriend are both into public sex. Haven't done anything too crazy yet but every time we do it at the park, alley or in a abandon building I get turned on so much that I can barely last ten minutes.
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>>717680344
>nephews
dropped
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>>717680157
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>>717680485
But I did!
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>>717680147
i'm not the guy you replied to, but i'm thinking about doing this. i'm curious though, do you ever feel guilt afterwards?
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>>717679570
Well, I almost never use the toilet.
At home I pee basically everywhere, very often in the sink, or in the shower, or in the battub... Saving water is important.
I do also pee in my pants, bed and floor.

When I have tu use the public toilet, I usually "miss" the toilet, and I go on the floor, or sometimes in sinks etc.
I know, I'm a bad person.

>>717679630
Glad to see I'm not the only one.

>>717679808
Remember, if they agree to pay, it's fine. Something worth exactly how much someone wants to pay it.
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>>717680434
picked up
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>>717678888
Suicide ruines family, man. Trust me. Even if you dont think people care. IT affects EVERYONE around you that is close. Or knows you well enough.
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>>717680518
Sometimes but then I remember that these guys are all usually married, and more than likely pedophiles
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>>717680373
>if
kek, and she did it anyway
so her dad forced her? any more details?
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>>717680690
i figured the same thing
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>>717678888
musicianfag here

okay, let me tell you a secret.

a) at 20 you are not failed anything. I mean you probably are too old to start with ballet or modern gymnastics, but as for music... Ever heard of Seasick Steve? Guy ran from home at 14, been homeless for over 30 years, yet he played at Glastonbury when about 60 years old

b) what is a failure when it comes to music? not being able to come up with an original tune? go on, play pop music. not being able to construct an actual song? do hip-hop. not having any musical talent whatsoever? dubstep it is. not being able to get rich and famous? grow up, that only happens to the first 1%.

Your only failure is being scared someone will think your music shitty, b/c every music has some haters, including such universally accepted composers as Ludwig van. But without exposing your music to people that might hate it, you won't get it to people that will love it.

c) being a musician means usually low and unstable financial income, it's bad for both mental and body health, and you'll never have a decent family life, unless you either give up, or succeed so much you can afford slowing down. So being a failed musician actually is not that bad.
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I turned down fucking a punk chick in high school. I heard she had an std afterwards so saved my own skin. However, that's the closest I've ever got to some action.
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>>717678888
Grow a pair or kill yourself, your choice.
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>>717680720
Yeah at first if the team won but then it got to point where it would happen after practices, she did fuck the hole team just ones that her father would know that wouldn't rate him out.
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>>717681442
God damn.

Did he ever fuck her?
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>>717678712
you're son dead
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>>717679775
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I've been having sex with my 15 year old niece for the last 3.5 years. I'm 32. It's been the best sex of my life.
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>>717681734
kys
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I post my daughter's nudes online. She's a slut and the world needs to know.
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>>717681734
>since she was 12
You wish.

While I'm not sure if I believe you, but more info? How'd that even start?
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>>717681734
>having sex with

I think you mean raping, anon
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using my sis as a cum dumpster for some time now.
i put several sleeping pills in her drink before she goes to sleep (i know what amount is not too much), and i can do whatever i want with her.
never did penetrate her cuz she would notice in the morning for sure, but rubbed my cock, touched her and cummed on her face, lips, tits.... you name it.
it took me a while to find a way to please my sick mind and my obsession with her but this is going great for 6 months now.
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>>717681734
yeah, sure you have anon
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I watch Pewdiepie unironically
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>>717681834

Her and her brother stayed over one night and she walked in on me watching porn while he was sleeping. Wanted to watch too, things progressed over the course of several months
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>>717681886
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>>717681985
I know, I know
his new content has genuinely given me some keks though. I'm too embarrassed to share it with anyone because of him being so cringe and shitty before.
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>>717681940
So how did it go from her watching you watch porn to you doing stuff with her? Who started it? Are you attracted to children - since she was 12? Why didn't you put a stop to that sort of activity?
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>>717681543
No due to her father and she didn't really like to be around guys it took me and her closet friend (who I date later in my last year of HS) awhile her to open up
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>>717682140

I meant her father, not you
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>>717682104

It was pretty much the same progression as every other incest story you've read. Little by little over the course of months, mainly fueled by her hormones/curiosity of sex. She started everything every time, I just went along for the ride because I was lonely as fuck.
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>>717682236
Why didn't you stop it knowing how young she was, and how this might (not necessarily but definitely has the potential to) fuck her up in the future?

Requesting greentext though, please. Even if short.
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>>717682319
>>717682236
yes, greentext please
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>>717681110

Quick question if you still here.

What if the composition is fine, somewhat original, and just the overall feel was acceptable, but the quality was absolute shit. How can force people to hear that?


After the 1000's of hours I have put in there are very few people who know I even make music, and it makes me sick to let anyone know. It is a secret of sorts.
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>>717682198
Oh sorry and no even though he would pimp her out to the team he didn't do anything to her well that's what she told me
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>>717679432
those poor slugs... :(
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>>717682236
tell more
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>>717680544
>I do also pee in my pants, bed and floor.

Do you have a diaper fetish? The fact you like peeing yourself leads me to believe you do, and if you don't, I would recommend trying it. Sounds like you would like it.
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>>717677923
Go away evil dogger
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>>717682319

I didn't stop it mainly because of a several-year dry spell. Honestly, it was really nice to feel wanted and get attention. I'm by no means unattractive, just incredibly shy.

Can pretty much be summed up as:

>she walks in on me watching porn
>asks to watch too, make her swear to never tell
>typical blowjob porn, she asks if I like it when girls do that
>proceeds to intercourse, as usual. asks if I like that too
>her/brother stay over once every couple months or so, we end up watching porn every time after I make sure brother is asleep
>most porn starts with making out, I ask her if she's ever done it before, she said yes
>asks to kiss me. yeah sure why not
>full on making out, we go to the bed to lay down and make out. hands start wondering
>next thing I know we're both in our underwear and she asks if we're going to have sex. lol no, you're way too small, but I know how to fix that
>start fingering her, she's absolutely loving it. we start doing that every time until she starts jacking me off. soon enough she's blowing me and swallowing
>keeps pestering me for sex. I tell her if she can fit a mini-m&ms tube in her without pain, we can try
>few months later, she's over and porn is on. after some foreplay she says "hey watch this" and takes a mini-m&ms tube out, with some lube
>where the fuck did you get lube oh shit wait a minute
>starts jackhammering herself with it. holy shit this is so hot. starts moaning my name
>moans "please [anon], please have sex with me I want it so bad" while fucking herself with the tube
>well I did agree to this....
>wear a condom because I'm not *that* dumb. Pretty plain/boring sex because it's her first time
>she loved it so much that we had sex every time they both come over
>over the years she'll sneak out at night and I'll pick her up at the park. Or she'll lie to her parents and say she's staying the night at friend's place, only for me to pick her up and bring her back to my place
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>>717678332
same. i never thought about it. thank you
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>>717682895
You should really consider giving a full length greentext detailing it all from the beginning. Not saying right now, but sometime soon you should stop by in an incest thread and tell the whole tale in more detail. It sounds very promising anon.
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>>717682895
Consent is consent
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>>717682895
holy shit. hot... and you weren't turned off by a 12 year old? you should probably stop... could really fuck her up later in life, i know people who stuff like this happened to. you need to be the adult here.

and yes, full greentext please.
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>>717683226
twelve is a bit young to give consent. they don't understand what they're doing
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>>717677805

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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>>717679497
DMX hehehe
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>>717679321
My 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow all their cum when I was 9-13, until eventually they opened my ass and could spitroast me. Was years ago so no cameras everywhere, and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved people watching. I loved every minute of it all. Greentexted it a few days ago but thread 404'd.
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>>717683317
Wait fuck didn't see 12.
I thought like 15.

Withdrawn comment
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>>717682895
>sister
you said niece

bs called.
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>>717683457
he said 3.5 years ago and she's 15 now. that's 11 or 12. op's fucked when she tells someone, and teen girls love to talk

>>717683381
you keep posting this in all these threads
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>>717683572
Yeah nah, his only saving grace here is if he was 11/12/13 at the time.
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>>717683195

Eh. Apathy and laziness gets in the way of that. What I typed is pretty much all there is to know. Not really interested in fleshing it out into a multiple-page story going into the tiniest of details

>>717683294

I was, of course. Her being 12 was weird, but me being lonely and kinda depressed at being single for so many years overwhelmed all "no dude she's too young" kinda thoughts. Plus she started it every time, and never once did I pressure her for anything. "fuck her up later in life" lol sorry bro, we've passed that long ago. We've been doing this for years, any damage is already been done
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>>717683670
he wasn't. he said he's 32 now, meaning he was about 30 at the time.

he's likely going to fuck her up for life and/or land in jail.
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>>717683747
Nty
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>>717680344

Once the 10 year old starts popping wood your gf needs to be taking care of that or the kid is going to remember a childhood of blueballs and frustration
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>>717683724
So you're a pedophile then? Hey, you can't help what you like.

But you can help acting on things. And it was your responsibility not to let her curiosity go father, especially with the relationship and power discrepancy between you two.

She started it, but she likely didn't realize the implications of what she was doing. That's why we have an age of consent, even if it is a bit high according to some.

A lot of times it comes with realizations later in life. She's still very young, comparatively.
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>>717683572
>you keep posting this in all these threads
Because I love reminiscing about it.
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>>717684059
or you love lying and fantasizing
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>>717679935
Id fuck you. Kik Daddy_nidoking
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>>717677805
When I take my dog on walks I only pick up his shit about 20% of the time.
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>>717683724

You need to tell someone what you did before she does. Or STOP doing it.
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I haven't worked for the past 8 years. I make 1-2 big online scams a year and live on that till the money runs out then ill repeat. Play 8 hours of video games per day
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>>717683974
he already does get hard, fapping is the next step imo, not just jumping to blow jobs/sex
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>>717680397
public sex is the fucking best
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>>717684310
What type of scams are we talking about?
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>>717679497
Fucking Love BMX
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>>717684460
agreed, or at least being where people can see you having sex. me and my gf fuck on her the living room couch quite a bit. her bros and sisters can easily see us
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>>717679524
Peeing in sinks is one of the evolutionary advatages that women will never enjoy
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>>717683724
>stopped responding
what did he mean by this
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>>717680690
What would they use to pay you? PayPal?
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Always wash my ass over sink
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>>717684923

I said what I wanted to say. Just like every other anon that's visited /b/, I came, I posted, I left.
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>>717678332
That's how everybody is, dipshit. Some of us live life enough to git gud at hiding that bullshit.
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>>717685033
You didn't respond to this anon >>717683994
And I'd be interested to hear a response...
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>>717684883
i agree until you got weird, i used to fuck my ex everywhere and now im working on trying it with my new bird
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>>717685116
>bird
kek
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>>717685116
weird how so?
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>>717685203
probably the brothers/sisters part
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>>717684310
Lol op how into big scams
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>>717680351
Fuck you gypsy
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>>717680544
Is that Klimt?
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>>717685081

He's right, for the most part. The two girlfriends I've had were my age and 2 years older, so I don't know if I would classify myself as a pedo, despite current evidence showing otherwise. It's not that I'm attracted to kids, it's just that I was very lonely and she paid attention to me when I was weak. Not blaming her for any of this, mind you. Just typing what's coming to mind at the moment.

Yes, she didn't fully know what she was doing then, but she does now. And since I live in a country where she's above the age of consent, that's no longer an issue.
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>>717685203
>>717685247
yeah that
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>>717682494
hahahahhahahahah thats so stupid. why even bother then.
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>>717681734
Do you know how she stayed 15 for the last couple of years?
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>>717678871

I've done the same thing except the cigs were from Russia and I was selling them to coons at the low income apartments I worked at. I was a security guard. Nigger moochers would ask me for cigs non stop. When I said no they would say "Don't be greedy, your white, your rich, it's just one cig" then when I still refused they asked to buy loosies. So I bought shit Russian cigs for $13 a carton and sold 2 loosies for 25ยข or a pack for $3
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When I was a kid I casually fucked my older female cousin and his sister too but separatelly
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>>717684310
Tell us more.
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>>717685247
we dont do it there with the goal/intent of being seen by, just happens sometimes like a bonus
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>>717685336
Where do you live? Just curious. South America or Europe somewhere I presume.

...Hard to admit but I'm jealous as fuck. :/
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>>717685431
kek
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I have fapped to gay and shemale porn. And I identify as straight.
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>>717685336
I doubt incest is legal where you live.
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When i was young i let my half sisters suck my dick for almost 2-3yrs in a row
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>>717678132
I actually forgot about this, thanks.
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>>717685550

Lol yes, South America. My country is kinda a shithole, but eh you don't get to choose where you're born, right?

Also I've stayed up all night and now I have to go. Thanks for the support from some of you, and thanks for the not-support from others. It was nice to talk to people about this for once. Like a huge weight was lifted off my chest. Might come back in a later thread for more conversations.

You guys are family. I've been here for like 10 years. Maybe see you later, maybe not.
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>>717685498
And it was at a very early age
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>>717683356
You did say no ansjovis
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>>717678712
Kek
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>>717684419

well then she should be getting some lotion and rubbing him off then. He's going to be fucking clueless likely as to how to do it right.
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>>717684935
Email etransfer
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>>717683974
Kek
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>>717685743
Brazil? Still, incest is not legal. Just a technicality.

Thanks for the story, hoping you do a greentext sometime. Glad this weight was lifted off your chest. While I did say I'm jealous, etc, it may be because you feel bad about it... just saying.

Cya.
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>>717685498
>his
>female
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>>717683994
I live by one rule
>never let you curiosity go father
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>>717677923
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>>717678312
Just like how I can't understand social cues, can't read facial expressions, make repetitive movements, and have very rigid, inflexible thinking... but I'm totally not autistic.

Or how my hands shake in the morning until I have a drink, I pass out on the job regularly, I drink a litre of vodka a day, and have huge gaps in my memory... but I'm not an alcoholic, seriously.
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>>717685498
>fucked my dad and her wife
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>>717684171
Sorry don't have KIK, and I'm in Europe too so small chance of meeting anyone from here :P
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>>717685919
How do you get them to text you? Where do you advertise yourself? Im just curious I might need a lil pocket money?
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>>717677923
go away evil dogger
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>>717677805
I sucked my brother's dick as a kid and fucked a dog once. I wish I could go back and do both.
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>>717677805
I have harshly abused my cat's and dog when they were young since that's my cruel way of getting to know my new pet. I don't know why I did it. But I guess my sadism got to me and I couldn't help it. Of course I feel guilty but that didn't stop me from doing to my best friend's who I haven't seen in ages making me kind of physically bully them. This led on to abusing some relatives physically and emotionally sometimes. I really fucking hate doing it. Lately I haven't been able to cry in a long time. As far as I'm aware I'm incapable of loving someone since I have never been in love nor can I imagine being in love. My mentality and morality is polarized and when I'm very angry I go so crazy to where my sanity is lost. I see good and evil as the same I can't pick what the best though. I have a big ego but I'm not lying when I'm saying I'm smart and a very strong man emotionally and physically. I've had past experiences with abuse even had beatings from my dad at times and got severely bullied at school. My last school expelled me because they couldn't control or prevent people from bullying me. The last day of school was hell as I got the worst ass kicking I've ever got. I felt depressed for the second time but willing to go back to the school but they said they couldn't have me in the school anymore in the middle of the summer. I was a bit relieved. Now I feel as if I'm slowly losing all of my sanity. I don't fear much anymore not even death. I've had some much near death experiences and yet I don't fear death. If anyone can help me. Please tell me what I must do in order to keep myself from hurting anyone.
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>>717686619
Die
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>>717678888
Nice quads. I would offer to write some movements with you, just bullshit, trade licks, and see where that goes. But, I doubt you want to work with a sperglord bedroom shredder who owns an Agile 7 string who can't fucking sweep pick after 13 years of noodly, self-deteriorating shit flopping out of my hands.
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>>717686619
Kill yourself
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i am fucking op's mom twice per day
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>>717686713
>>717686649
That's not even everything bad I did. It's the most and probably the worst. I do regret it I truly do. But what can I do?
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>>717682494
genre?

if it allows busking, simply do that, when you are confident enough, put some shit on youtube and try to find likeminded people.

if it's mainly computer generated, try cooperating with literally any people who might be interested in buying/presenting that. video makers, club owners, computer game makers, whatever.

for rock/metal or any music that depends on subculture simply start presenting it online to that subculture.

if its classical music, either talk to some film makers (they always need cheap to free scenic music) or give up, b/c that's like the hardest kind of music to make right now.
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I'm a fat, disabled, asexual woman and feel like I'm incredibly undesirable romantically.
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>>717686786
If you regret it, then don't kill yourself. Change and never do it again
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>>717686774
Me too
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>>717678888
You're Southern Diaspora and thus not wanted as competition for the "fortunate sons" of the Established class. Quit being sad and fight back. You've been denied a life by these fuckers but you have the power to deny them several.
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>>717677923
Go away evil dogger.
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>>717686892
I think you're hot
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>>717686892
yo girl, don't worry yourself. There's a website out there just for you.
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I used to hurt or scare my cats to make them go away when they tried to get my attention, since I had no real affection for them. I was genuinely disappointed when I got them as a present on my 11th birthday.

I also have some... questionable sexual fantasies, but I won't list them on here, because I'm not big on the idea of winding up on a list. I'm not enough of an idiot to act on any of them anyway though, so it doesn't matter.
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I got my first dildo yesterday. Noone knows about it.
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>>717684714
>>717685285

5 figure investment scams of worthless companies with forged revenue. Mostly in the start-up sector where you can find angel investment funds. Investors are pretty much all multimillionaires so it doesn't matter so much if the company doesn't succeed. At least with me there is a guarantee it wont.
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>>717679570
>Don't have to waste water
You must not value your existance. How much more liberal BS are you going to spout? You sound like the kind of faggot who never has kids because you're told they'll kill the earth while the powerful family has 3 kids and tells you in retirement that you were a good dupe and they didn't want their sons having to compete with yours.


Its people like you who need to shape up or be executed.
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>>717686518
Backpage or Craigslist
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>>717687173
What? Flushing a toilet uses the most amount of water in your household. I have a small bladder and I piss a lot. By pissing down the sink, I'm saving myself money. Shit's expensive m8, I'm not some green earther saying we need to live off grass and recycle our water, I'm just trying to save money on my water bill.
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>>717687167
I could probably make 7 figures/year pulling this more frequently, but I'm just lazy so most my days are spent playing videogames. Everybody thinks im a legit business man. I drive a brand new C class, have multiple rolex watches, dress well. Nobody expects a thing. When my wife asks what I've done during the day (when she gets home from work) i just say make up stuff and have a bunch of documents open on my PC, but in reality I just played League of legends most of the time.
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>>717686468
Where in europe ?
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>>717687449
I'm not the poster from below but how often do you do it and about how much you earn with that?
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>>717687449
You know, I'm really fucking good at pretending to be a chick, and I'm sure I could make decent money scamming some old faggots online, but I just don't have it in me to do it. Like, I feel kinda guilty tricking people already, but I just would feel horrible tricking someone out of money.
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>>717687173
>I'm mad cause I never peed in the sink
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>>717687572
Every other day, I switch cities, also pose as an 18 yr twink to go after the older gays. Got over 50 replies today 5 guys fell for it made 250. I average about 180 a day. Not too bad
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>>717687070
I'm too offensive for that shit, plus most of the trash that use that site aren't even actually disabled.
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>>717687706
I don t feel guilty at all, most of the guys are pieces of shit who wanna take advantage of a young person while being married
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Just caused lessm to be taken down, you're welcome
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>>717677805
this is the stupidest one yet, but here goes

>be me in college
>buy a scratcher
>win 10,000$!
>....dont want to tell friends i won it on a scratcher, or they'll want some
>"ooh can i have half?" "since anon won, she's paying!" "anon's buying dinner tonight!" "oh cmon anon, why dont you drive you have the nice car lol!"
>realize i need a cover story
>when friend asks tell her i started prostitution
>ha now they wont be able to ask for some
>"......wow you made a lot thats awesome. im gonna do it too!"
>wait dont, thats a bad idea!
>almost all of my friends start escorting
>Thanks anon, we wouldn't have known how much it paid if it wasn't for you!
>every once in a while they ask for "tips" or "advice"
>i have no idea.
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>>717677805
Literally all my problems in life come from me not being able to shut the fuck up..

If i just did things instead of talking about them and if i didn't say everything that comes to mind all the time my life would be fucking great.

Instead i think about what i shouldn't say all the time and i end up saying it anyway making me regret those things and often end up not doing the good things i said i was going to do and already planned to do.

I am sitting home on vacation right now, the plan was to visit a girl abroad i have known for a long time to get together and maybe have her move to the place i said i was going to buy but i won't do it because i talked to much about it.

Sitting at home with money to buy my dream home and i can get the girl i want but i won't because anything i say i won't do.

Hope i fucking crash into a wall or something fucking up my head so bad i can't talk anymore.
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I posted my ex gf so much on 4chan that when you search her name on Google her nudes come up ... I used to not care .. But lately I regret it
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>>717686825

Trance, the old kind when it was classically based if that makes sense.

Classical being the second most beautiful genre to me, but I just don't have the skills to be anywhere near it.

I have never had any type of training, and I haven't taught myself in anything resembling a proper way. You only get out what you put in I guess.

Oh and I'm far to sperg to be out in public with it, the few close people I know haven't heard 95% of what I have done. Thanks for the suggestions though.
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>>717687519
sweden yes
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>>717677805
I modified an FM transmitter to have a farther reach than factory intended (it's a FCC illegal mod) then set it to broadcast on my cities most popular rap stations. When niggers that are blasting rap within 30ft of my car my transmitter takes over and plays German polka. I love watching the confused looks on their faces when suddenly polka comes blasting out of their ghetto rigged speakers.
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>>717687042
you don't even know me???
>>
I just fucked my boyfriends best friend.
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>>717688296
you're an idiot you choose the worst cover story possible.
>>
After I broke up with my girlfriend a few years back, I found out her Facebook password, cause it was saved on my computer. Turns out she used it for her e-mail as well. I checked in on her time to time. Eventually she got involved with a girl and she had taken pictures while they were having sexual, and then sent them to her girlfriend on her e-mail. I copied those pictures really quick and still jerk to them on occasion.
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>>717688296
Lulz. Give them random sex tips off /b/.
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>>717688944
Post em
>>
Spooned, cuddled & literally slept with an 11 year girl when I was 28 for almost a week. Didn't really do anything with her, the most was having my dick pressed against her ass for a little bit when we spooned, I'm sure she felt it though. We both liked to have someone to sleep next to. She agreed not to say anything. Got paid for watching her for almost a week too, other than sleeping in the same bed, everything else was normal. I miss those days.
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>>717688437
Name?
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>>717688296
If this is true you are my hero
>>
I wish someone would come along and shoot me and freaking end this shit already. Just fucking get it over with.
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>>717677923
go away evil dogger
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>>717687501
Do you want a lil extra side income?
>>
I like to put girls across my lap for a bare bottom spanking.
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>>717688920
Bitch
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>>717689503
I want you to put me across your lap and spank me.
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>>717688944
Checked. Post them
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>>717689635
Been naughty have you?
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>>717688920
>>717689551
i wish my wife would fuck my best friend. he wants to fuck her so bad. she won't play with him though. not yet anyways. i'm working on it....
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>>717688920
im going to do this the day after tomorrow.

he's not THAT hot, but that look on my boyfriends face when he's like "..oh....well, you CAN.....i just...i'd be jealous i guess" was too much to say no
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>>717689401
I don't think I should post her anymore
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>>717689828
why? it'll make your dick feel amazing.

I thought boys loved posting their ex's. cmon post her i know you want to
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I'm from Russia, and i'm russian, i visit this board and i don't know english because our AIM look like a cancer pupil.
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>>717689852
Yeah but all her stuff comes up
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>>717689688
I've been very naughty... go light please.
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>>717677923
Go away evil dogger
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>>717689901
what difference will one more time make?

now be a good boy and obey.
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>>717689939
How old are you? Have you been spanked before?
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>>717690039
Maybe
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>>717690101
well either do it or dont i've got shit to do anon
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I fucked my f roommate while my other 2 m roommates had a crush on her
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>>717689502
Why?
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>>717678053
U2?
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>>717690171
What will you do ? Haha
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>>717690045
I have been spanked many times.
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>>717690171
Post the nudes you find ?
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>>717690601
Then you'll know what to expect. Why should I go easy on you?
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I had my first blowjob when I was 9 from another same-aged boy, we exchanged for years afterward. My sister has touched my dick. One of my childhood dogs licked my ass after getting out of the shower one time and I liked it. I was in a dick club (just sat around with them out and sometimes jerked off to porn), and had a group of friends where we'd fuck eachother (both boys and girls, though I was the only boy who would catch or blow). Haven't had any sexual interaction since then and probably never will.
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>>717690662
Because it hurts really bad and I won't be naughty again, I promise.
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My confession is that i don't really have anything less to confess really.

Someone who was apparently in love with me, decided to hack into my shit with a bunch of people and all spread it about me.

Made fun of me when i was feeling suicidal. Posting pics to basically be like "do it". Had sex with a load of people around this small ass city and made me out to be the asshole because i made a remark at the start after they slept with someone.

I was bed bound for 9months. Have a limp. Also have some kind of sever mental illness which is big on paranoia, anger, and depression.

It hurts to walk more than 1000 feet. I would most likely get insulted if i limped through my town.

Meanwhile that guy is getting laid every day. Bunch of friends. Body is fine. Mind is fine.

Family don't really believe me because of the episode that made me crippled. I genuinely consider suicide at least three times a day.

My mobility is gone. My mind may be gone and my privacy.

I was living in a place that would actually be quite handy for someone with my now limited abilities but i need to leave it because if i stay and try to jump back to my job. It wont be thinking about it three times a day. It will be ten times a day. Until its just once. One day.
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>>717689828
Cmeeeeeen! You'd be my hero otd
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>>717690761
How old are you? I'm sure you've made that promise countless times and broken it.
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>>717678888
post soundcloud here
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>>717690601
>>717690662
Stap
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>>717690895
Hush or you're next.
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>>717690823
21, and I mean it this time, i really do, i promise.
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>>717690762
Yoooour BIRTHDAY!
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>>717691044
Do you have wickr?
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>>717690804
Sofie demblewski ... Post nudes you find
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>>717689635
>>717689688
>>717689939
Almost 100% you're talking to another guy
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i'm in love with two girls, one named Yasmin, the other Bertha. I'm single
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>>717691136
I don't, sorry. never heard of it.
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>>717677923
Go away evil dogger
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When I was 6 and my cousin was 7 he blackmailed me into cuddling naked in a bed and we thought that was sex. He said that if I didn't get naked in bed with him he won't be my friend anymore so me being the lonely child I was I agreed. :/
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>>717679453
I wet the bed until I went to military basic training
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