I feel like the reason why I enjoy cringe threads so much is because deep down I know that if I didn't have a gf in high school I could have easily become one of those kids. There have even been moments in my adult life where I was just one drunk text away from making an appearance in those threads and that scares me. I think laughing at the betas and glowing in the schadenfreude is my way of killing that memory.
Im 20 y.o. failed musician, been dealing with depression since 16. I am constantly dissatisfied with My accomplishments, and im too scared to give My music Angel actual release, outside soundcloud, because I fear people dont like My music and Will talk shit about me. This has already happened in middle school and im afraid in Highlights school too, since I didnt really have any real friends there. Im Thinking of killing myself no later than when im 27 to get some of that Elliot Smith fame around My local community
>>717678332 I never got laid in HS and I will say this. That lack of social interaction really does skew your perception of life. I had loads of friends but it never went further than that until a little while after HS. Admittedly, thinking back I did say/ do cringy things but gladly it was never over the top more like regular awkward teenage things.
>>717678967 Now i get why you are so retarded.. She molested your pooper (her cum dump) the frustration must be huge, end it, it wont hurt, just one cold blade on your neck for one fraction of a secound, you can do it. :D
>>717678888 >Thinking of killing myself no later than when im 27 to get some of that Elliot Smith fame around My local community lol you should print this out and keep it in your wallet and read it in a few years. You'll alugh at hwo fucking stupid you ng people can be. If you think killing yourself is like silently deleting yourself consider this: my best friend from high school killed herself. Pills. She went into a coma, died 3 weeks later - on Valentine's Day. Come Christmas Eve, her mom lost her mind with grief over Christmas without her daughter, ran out of the house, all the way to a highway where she ran into traffic (on purpose) and was hit by a two truck and two cars and killed, obviously. A family of four wa reduced to a ruined, shell-shocked father and a son in less than a year.
I suck my stepdads dick sometimes (gay) I pee all over the toilet in public toilets and airplanes I sucked off my uncle in his sleep when I was 11 I like to kill slugs. I will collect slugs from the garden and I'll torture them.
>>717679432 >I pee all over the toilet in public toilets and airplanes I do that too. Shame on me, I know. Still, I do that. Sometimes, when I have the occasion, I also like to pee in sinks, or on the floor.
I am a professional banana shitposter. sometimes I get tired and suicidal, but then I remember how shitty the YLYL threads would be (lets be honest, they suck) without me, it gives me the will to live. also I'm a casual criminal, broke over 50 laws including armed assault and robbery
When my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf, she is fine with it. Their parents are retard godfags who shelter them from reality, especially when it comes to nudity/sex. She was the 1st girl they saw naked up close. trying to teach them that nudity/sex isnt some evil taboo to be ashamed/fearful of. if parents knew they would probably freak out and have a stroke or something lol.
>>717679776 only like 15 of them are criminal offences. I'm not gonna list them here, not behind 7 proxies atm because on phone. theres countless random laws that are easily broken, its not a such big deal anyway. I'm mostly just proud of that I'm a banana shitposter, keeping these shitty ylyl threads alive for newfags by bumping them
I caught my boss fucking a hooker at work on the day that his wife was giving birth to his child. He beg me not tell his wife due to the fact she was on suicide watch for the pass 4 months. So I blackmail till this day.
>>717679893 Backpage. I get my pics from /b/. You'll need a bunch of the same girl young and cute. Download a text app to get a different phone number. When they inevitably start texting Tell them you won't meet them without getting a 50 dollar deposit because "you've been screwed over" times with "guys not showing up" they can't resist the thought of fucking young pussy and they send the money then you block them and move on to the next faggot. You have to create a new email address aswell
>>717677805 Me and my girlfriend are both into public sex. Haven't done anything too crazy yet but every time we do it at the park, alley or in a abandon building I get turned on so much that I can barely last ten minutes.
>>717679570 Well, I almost never use the toilet. At home I pee basically everywhere, very often in the sink, or in the shower, or in the battub... Saving water is important. I do also pee in my pants, bed and floor.
When I have tu use the public toilet, I usually "miss" the toilet, and I go on the floor, or sometimes in sinks etc. I know, I'm a bad person.
a) at 20 you are not failed anything. I mean you probably are too old to start with ballet or modern gymnastics, but as for music... Ever heard of Seasick Steve? Guy ran from home at 14, been homeless for over 30 years, yet he played at Glastonbury when about 60 years old
b) what is a failure when it comes to music? not being able to come up with an original tune? go on, play pop music. not being able to construct an actual song? do hip-hop. not having any musical talent whatsoever? dubstep it is. not being able to get rich and famous? grow up, that only happens to the first 1%.
Your only failure is being scared someone will think your music shitty, b/c every music has some haters, including such universally accepted composers as Ludwig van. But without exposing your music to people that might hate it, you won't get it to people that will love it.
c) being a musician means usually low and unstable financial income, it's bad for both mental and body health, and you'll never have a decent family life, unless you either give up, or succeed so much you can afford slowing down. So being a failed musician actually is not that bad.
using my sis as a cum dumpster for some time now. i put several sleeping pills in her drink before she goes to sleep (i know what amount is not too much), and i can do whatever i want with her. never did penetrate her cuz she would notice in the morning for sure, but rubbed my cock, touched her and cummed on her face, lips, tits.... you name it. it took me a while to find a way to please my sick mind and my obsession with her but this is going great for 6 months now.
>>717681940 So how did it go from her watching you watch porn to you doing stuff with her? Who started it? Are you attracted to children - since she was 12? Why didn't you put a stop to that sort of activity?
It was pretty much the same progression as every other incest story you've read. Little by little over the course of months, mainly fueled by her hormones/curiosity of sex. She started everything every time, I just went along for the ride because I was lonely as fuck.
I didn't stop it mainly because of a several-year dry spell. Honestly, it was really nice to feel wanted and get attention. I'm by no means unattractive, just incredibly shy.
Can pretty much be summed up as:
>she walks in on me watching porn >asks to watch too, make her swear to never tell >typical blowjob porn, she asks if I like it when girls do that >proceeds to intercourse, as usual. asks if I like that too >her/brother stay over once every couple months or so, we end up watching porn every time after I make sure brother is asleep >most porn starts with making out, I ask her if she's ever done it before, she said yes >asks to kiss me. yeah sure why not >full on making out, we go to the bed to lay down and make out. hands start wondering >next thing I know we're both in our underwear and she asks if we're going to have sex. lol no, you're way too small, but I know how to fix that >start fingering her, she's absolutely loving it. we start doing that every time until she starts jacking me off. soon enough she's blowing me and swallowing >keeps pestering me for sex. I tell her if she can fit a mini-m&ms tube in her without pain, we can try >few months later, she's over and porn is on. after some foreplay she says "hey watch this" and takes a mini-m&ms tube out, with some lube >where the fuck did you get lube oh shit wait a minute >starts jackhammering herself with it. holy shit this is so hot. starts moaning my name >moans "please [anon], please have sex with me I want it so bad" while fucking herself with the tube >well I did agree to this.... >wear a condom because I'm not *that* dumb. Pretty plain/boring sex because it's her first time >she loved it so much that we had sex every time they both come over >over the years she'll sneak out at night and I'll pick her up at the park. Or she'll lie to her parents and say she's staying the night at friend's place, only for me to pick her up and bring her back to my place
>>717682895 You should really consider giving a full length greentext detailing it all from the beginning. Not saying right now, but sometime soon you should stop by in an incest thread and tell the whole tale in more detail. It sounds very promising anon.
>>717682895 holy shit. hot... and you weren't turned off by a 12 year old? you should probably stop... could really fuck her up later in life, i know people who stuff like this happened to. you need to be the adult here.
>be 28 >going to a restaurant >ordering a pizza pie >i said no ansjovis wtf >girl says sorry i say is ok >eat pizza pie while lying >go outside wait till restaurant closes >walk up to girl call her a bitch >yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT >punch her repeatedly in the left eye >shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy" >take her head and place it above my cock >let blood pour on cock >shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT >manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING >grab my pistol and blast him twice >then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth >let blood pour all over my cock >feels good man >escape and go home >masturbate with her blood still on my cock
>>717679321 My 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow all their cum when I was 9-13, until eventually they opened my ass and could spitroast me. Was years ago so no cameras everywhere, and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved people watching. I loved every minute of it all. Greentexted it a few days ago but thread 404'd.
I was, of course. Her being 12 was weird, but me being lonely and kinda depressed at being single for so many years overwhelmed all "no dude she's too young" kinda thoughts. Plus she started it every time, and never once did I pressure her for anything. "fuck her up later in life" lol sorry bro, we've passed that long ago. We've been doing this for years, any damage is already been done
He's right, for the most part. The two girlfriends I've had were my age and 2 years older, so I don't know if I would classify myself as a pedo, despite current evidence showing otherwise. It's not that I'm attracted to kids, it's just that I was very lonely and she paid attention to me when I was weak. Not blaming her for any of this, mind you. Just typing what's coming to mind at the moment.
Yes, she didn't fully know what she was doing then, but she does now. And since I live in a country where she's above the age of consent, that's no longer an issue.
I've done the same thing except the cigs were from Russia and I was selling them to coons at the low income apartments I worked at. I was a security guard. Nigger moochers would ask me for cigs non stop. When I said no they would say "Don't be greedy, your white, your rich, it's just one cig" then when I still refused they asked to buy loosies. So I bought shit Russian cigs for $13 a carton and sold 2 loosies for 25¢ or a pack for $3
Lol yes, South America. My country is kinda a shithole, but eh you don't get to choose where you're born, right?
Also I've stayed up all night and now I have to go. Thanks for the support from some of you, and thanks for the not-support from others. It was nice to talk to people about this for once. Like a huge weight was lifted off my chest. Might come back in a later thread for more conversations.
You guys are family. I've been here for like 10 years. Maybe see you later, maybe not.
>>717677805 I have harshly abused my cat's and dog when they were young since that's my cruel way of getting to know my new pet. I don't know why I did it. But I guess my sadism got to me and I couldn't help it. Of course I feel guilty but that didn't stop me from doing to my best friend's who I haven't seen in ages making me kind of physically bully them. This led on to abusing some relatives physically and emotionally sometimes. I really fucking hate doing it. Lately I haven't been able to cry in a long time. As far as I'm aware I'm incapable of loving someone since I have never been in love nor can I imagine being in love. My mentality and morality is polarized and when I'm very angry I go so crazy to where my sanity is lost. I see good and evil as the same I can't pick what the best though. I have a big ego but I'm not lying when I'm saying I'm smart and a very strong man emotionally and physically. I've had past experiences with abuse even had beatings from my dad at times and got severely bullied at school. My last school expelled me because they couldn't control or prevent people from bullying me. The last day of school was hell as I got the worst ass kicking I've ever got. I felt depressed for the second time but willing to go back to the school but they said they couldn't have me in the school anymore in the middle of the summer. I was a bit relieved. Now I feel as if I'm slowly losing all of my sanity. I don't fear much anymore not even death. I've had some much near death experiences and yet I don't fear death. If anyone can help me. Please tell me what I must do in order to keep myself from hurting anyone.
>>717678888 Nice quads. I would offer to write some movements with you, just bullshit, trade licks, and see where that goes. But, I doubt you want to work with a sperglord bedroom shredder who owns an Agile 7 string who can't fucking sweep pick after 13 years of noodly, self-deteriorating shit flopping out of my hands.
>>717678888 You're Southern Diaspora and thus not wanted as competition for the "fortunate sons" of the Established class. Quit being sad and fight back. You've been denied a life by these fuckers but you have the power to deny them several.
I used to hurt or scare my cats to make them go away when they tried to get my attention, since I had no real affection for them. I was genuinely disappointed when I got them as a present on my 11th birthday.
I also have some... questionable sexual fantasies, but I won't list them on here, because I'm not big on the idea of winding up on a list. I'm not enough of an idiot to act on any of them anyway though, so it doesn't matter.
5 figure investment scams of worthless companies with forged revenue. Mostly in the start-up sector where you can find angel investment funds. Investors are pretty much all multimillionaires so it doesn't matter so much if the company doesn't succeed. At least with me there is a guarantee it wont.
>>717679570 >Don't have to waste water You must not value your existance. How much more liberal BS are you going to spout? You sound like the kind of faggot who never has kids because you're told they'll kill the earth while the powerful family has 3 kids and tells you in retirement that you were a good dupe and they didn't want their sons having to compete with yours.
Its people like you who need to shape up or be executed.
>>717687173 What? Flushing a toilet uses the most amount of water in your household. I have a small bladder and I piss a lot. By pissing down the sink, I'm saving myself money. Shit's expensive m8, I'm not some green earther saying we need to live off grass and recycle our water, I'm just trying to save money on my water bill.
>>717687167 I could probably make 7 figures/year pulling this more frequently, but I'm just lazy so most my days are spent playing videogames. Everybody thinks im a legit business man. I drive a brand new C class, have multiple rolex watches, dress well. Nobody expects a thing. When my wife asks what I've done during the day (when she gets home from work) i just say make up stuff and have a bunch of documents open on my PC, but in reality I just played League of legends most of the time.
>>717687449 You know, I'm really fucking good at pretending to be a chick, and I'm sure I could make decent money scamming some old faggots online, but I just don't have it in me to do it. Like, I feel kinda guilty tricking people already, but I just would feel horrible tricking someone out of money.
>>717677805 this is the stupidest one yet, but here goes
>be me in college >buy a scratcher >win 10,000$! >....dont want to tell friends i won it on a scratcher, or they'll want some >"ooh can i have half?" "since anon won, she's paying!" "anon's buying dinner tonight!" "oh cmon anon, why dont you drive you have the nice car lol!" >realize i need a cover story >when friend asks tell her i started prostitution >ha now they wont be able to ask for some >"......wow you made a lot thats awesome. im gonna do it too!" >wait dont, thats a bad idea! >almost all of my friends start escorting >Thanks anon, we wouldn't have known how much it paid if it wasn't for you! >every once in a while they ask for "tips" or "advice" >i have no idea.
>>717677805 Literally all my problems in life come from me not being able to shut the fuck up..
If i just did things instead of talking about them and if i didn't say everything that comes to mind all the time my life would be fucking great.
Instead i think about what i shouldn't say all the time and i end up saying it anyway making me regret those things and often end up not doing the good things i said i was going to do and already planned to do.
I am sitting home on vacation right now, the plan was to visit a girl abroad i have known for a long time to get together and maybe have her move to the place i said i was going to buy but i won't do it because i talked to much about it.
Sitting at home with money to buy my dream home and i can get the girl i want but i won't because anything i say i won't do.
Hope i fucking crash into a wall or something fucking up my head so bad i can't talk anymore.
>>717677805 I modified an FM transmitter to have a farther reach than factory intended (it's a FCC illegal mod) then set it to broadcast on my cities most popular rap stations. When niggers that are blasting rap within 30ft of my car my transmitter takes over and plays German polka. I love watching the confused looks on their faces when suddenly polka comes blasting out of their ghetto rigged speakers.
After I broke up with my girlfriend a few years back, I found out her Facebook password, cause it was saved on my computer. Turns out she used it for her e-mail as well. I checked in on her time to time. Eventually she got involved with a girl and she had taken pictures while they were having sexual, and then sent them to her girlfriend on her e-mail. I copied those pictures really quick and still jerk to them on occasion.
Spooned, cuddled & literally slept with an 11 year girl when I was 28 for almost a week. Didn't really do anything with her, the most was having my dick pressed against her ass for a little bit when we spooned, I'm sure she felt it though. We both liked to have someone to sleep next to. She agreed not to say anything. Got paid for watching her for almost a week too, other than sleeping in the same bed, everything else was normal. I miss those days.
I had my first blowjob when I was 9 from another same-aged boy, we exchanged for years afterward. My sister has touched my dick. One of my childhood dogs licked my ass after getting out of the shower one time and I liked it. I was in a dick club (just sat around with them out and sometimes jerked off to porn), and had a group of friends where we'd fuck eachother (both boys and girls, though I was the only boy who would catch or blow). Haven't had any sexual interaction since then and probably never will.
My confession is that i don't really have anything less to confess really.
Someone who was apparently in love with me, decided to hack into my shit with a bunch of people and all spread it about me.
Made fun of me when i was feeling suicidal. Posting pics to basically be like "do it". Had sex with a load of people around this small ass city and made me out to be the asshole because i made a remark at the start after they slept with someone.
I was bed bound for 9months. Have a limp. Also have some kind of sever mental illness which is big on paranoia, anger, and depression.
It hurts to walk more than 1000 feet. I would most likely get insulted if i limped through my town.
Meanwhile that guy is getting laid every day. Bunch of friends. Body is fine. Mind is fine.
Family don't really believe me because of the episode that made me crippled. I genuinely consider suicide at least three times a day.
My mobility is gone. My mind may be gone and my privacy.
I was living in a place that would actually be quite handy for someone with my now limited abilities but i need to leave it because if i stay and try to jump back to my job. It wont be thinking about it three times a day. It will be ten times a day. Until its just once. One day.
When I was 6 and my cousin was 7 he blackmailed me into cuddling naked in a bed and we thought that was sex. He said that if I didn't get naked in bed with him he won't be my friend anymore so me being the lonely child I was I agreed. :/
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