Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Slow.
Very slow
Extremely slow
カラミチーマス
The slowest.
Post cute grills.
Posting cute
Neo from rwby
Posting cute grills?
Im down
Welp, glad I didn't show up to work high today
>>717569102
How so? Did something happen?
>>717569558
Yea, met the CEO of the company, apparently his office is in this building and we happened past it on the tour
>>717569696
I guess it's a good thing you don't need any drugs then.
>>717569394
>>717569394
>Mizore
>>717570187
Hello Mizore
>>717570399
No it's Heil.
I could put a swastika in there for you if you like.
>Reason I did that was because it looked like Heil in the thumbnail
>>717570495
I saw what it said, and I was saying hello
>>717570604
What's up?
>>717571307
Youtube and talking to Chara, you?
>>717571385
Lurking, making sure my foot doesn't turn green, nothing much else. What's up with Chara?
>>717571692
She bought a game for the DS. Making sure your foot does not turn green?
D.va
>>717571887
Stepped on a really nasty nail. I bet it's pokeman.
>>717572148
It is Etrian Odyssey, I do not think your foot turns green when you step on a nail I think you get lock jaw
You have nothing
>>717572353
It turns green if it gets infected and starts to rot.
I think I'm good on shots for that so, long as I didn't hit bone I should be fine.
>>717572693
Ah, hopefully you do not get foot rot then
>>717572746
Das gangreen
I should be fine, anything interesting going on in your neck of the woods?
>>717571849
Hi haruhi
>>717573183
Not really, just everday stuff waking up and eating when hungry then sleeping when tired
>>717573394
Yeah I've been stuck in that routine too. Figures the one time I go out to do things I end up gimped.
>>717573561
That happens to me too
>>717574504
>>717574570
Bunneh
Slacho?
>>717575755
No Slach here
>>717573368
hi
>>717576339
Welcome back
>>717576165
I just went number 2. Figured i'd share that with you.
>>717576610
That's rather exciting! How was it?
>>717576669
Dude u almost had quads. Oh and the 2 was meh
>>717576747
Describe it for me, colour, consistency, smell
>>717577023
Um Pure water. Tint of yellow
>>717577164
I have a picture of my poop the other day, would you like to see it?
There's a thumbs up in it too
>>717577232
I really wouldnt bab.
>>717577450
Are you sure? It would be no trouble at all
>>717577480
Ok fine lay it on me
>>717576535
No luck.
cut me false duke
>>717577580
The light wasnt very good, sadly
>>717577627
Drat. Did you meet your friend?
Trample me, false Knight
Heyo!
>>717577709
That little thing LOL looks liek a baby shrimp.
make me the false king false duke
>>717577826
Most of it is layered, so you can't grasp the relief I felt when I got rid of that
Kill the false king to become the false king, false knight
Fun fact: Her new is Kuroko, like that gay ass basktetball manga.
>>717577917
I mean i can tell there certainly seems to be some layering going on there. still tho like if i saw that in the woods i'd be like "there was a baby squirrel here"
Claim
>>717578275
Heretic
>>717578106
This hurts my dude.
>>717577767
I did. He invited me to hang about with some others around a Barrel Burn. Most of them were homeless, hoarders like me. Eccentric bunch.
>>717578528
Sounds like it was an interesting afternoon
>>717578572
I know I am. Hello kitty
>>717578480
Is that the sacho of the bridge-flying kind or am I being coaxed into a snafu?
>>717578512
Nooooooooo, Im just saying its a very feminine dump. Nothing wrong with that.
there is no false king false duke
>>717578480
REEEEEEEEEEIEIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEI
>>717578622
I would prefer a productive afternoon more.
>>717578679
Why are you making me a cri?
I can't help you become the false King then, false Knight
>>717578622
Hi.
>>717578679
>its a very feminine dump. Nothing wrong with that.
fucking scat fetishist
>>717578958
Dull.
Claiming golden darkness
>>717578748
Ah, my days are mostly unproductive at the moment. They will be busy once again starting tomorrow though
>>717578778
How many more days before classes now? I start up once again tomorrow
make me a higher false rank then false duke
Only the King can do that, false Knight
>>717579052
How so?
There's a clothing accessory that makes that picture better than your average Chen picture.
but there is no false king false duke
>>717579252
I don't know if I'll be able to go dumpster diving after next week, since work starts again.
It's okay though. It's more stable income at the very least.
Maybe I'll be able to trade some of my hoardings too.
>>717579252
I will start up next monday.
Good luck on your exams.
>>717579379
If you say so.
If there's no false king, there's nothing I can do. You aren't a subject of my false Duchy
>>717579554
Work will be much better than that, I hope. Worst comes, you can sell the stuff you got for scraps
What will you be doing?
>>717579693
>exams
Oh god, I don't want to think about those coming up.
falsify me false duke
me on the right
>>717579721
Well, whatever. I just fucked a girl who looks like a cute loli, even if she is 16.
So helpless.
It was a pretty rough experience.
I love myself.
What am I falsifying?
>>717579926
Don't get yourself in trouble, kek.
I don't know what laws are like there
you're falsifying me false duke
>>717580025
Nah. I'm okay.
Girls are too obsessed with me.
>>717579693
Now you're being dull.
>>717579926
Dont get any STDs, the 3d bitches are never pure.
What are we falsifying though
>>717580332
So obsolete.
>>717580351
She was a virgin, so it's okay.
>>717579554
Pan handling works a lot better than people think.
>>717580430
Well then, you had your luck of finding a pure bitch. Congrats on that.
>>717580539
Bby why did you do this :(
>>717580539
Huh? Luck?
I was the first guy for a few girls.
you're falsifying me false duke
>>717580592
Guess you know the news. It was a hard decision to make, but I do think that it was a good one. Only the time will tell but.
>>717580717
Good for you I guess.
>>717580872
I just wrote "but" for no reason.
My waifu
>>717579721
Worse? It can only get better from here on out.
I did found an old gigabyte motherboard I might be able to sell. It's an 1156.
Just a cashier job, nothing to write home about.
>>717580917
Lie to me.
>>717581426
I'm on my phone, I guess I never uploaded the gifs to it
>Who that?
>>717581597
Aw
>>717582277
I'll put all my new stuff on here when I get home in like 4 hours
I think we need a church to spread the word of the Autist. Will you accept this charge?
>>717580872
I think that discord group got to you
>>717581365
I meant if you couldn't fix them.
Cashier job may not be the most amazing thing, but it's steady at least. Are you getting much time do you think?
Shiro claimed.
>>717582501
I`d not blame the discord, it was my choice, and my alone. Everybody told me not to tbh. But I do belive that this choice will be right for me. I sure do hope for that at least.
>>717582555
Hello there
>>717582461
Maybe you should keep it that way, now that I think about it.
A bit of rarity always make these things more enjoyable.
>>717582842
True enough, I'm pretty sure there's ones I have that I've never posted
>>717582811
What about your daki?
>>717582811
Morning, qt3,14, how's it going?
Also what's this daki talk?
>>717583091
Hey Alice!
>>717583213
Oy vey, how is my favourite good goy?
>>717583022
Now that's not okay.
You're making me very curious about those.
>>717582555
Hello.
>>717583355
Mostly just stuff that's not applicable to very many situations, I try to fit my pictures to what I'm saying if I can
just falisfy me already false duke
>>717583091
I got rid of the cover. It was fucking hard, but whateves. I`ll be getting a blank one, since no Smith daki.
>>717583213
Im fine and good, how are you? Ignore the daki talk.
>>717583506
So that means you're sad now? :(
>>717583312
Shalom, good merchant!
טוב, תודה. ואתה?
>>717583355
Greetings, you're scarfanon, right?
>>717583570
I'm doing good, but will not ignore the daki talk.
Were you actually able to get one of your more underrepresented waifu or are you commiting heresy of the highest degree?
>>717578718
Go directly to the pound.
Do not pass Go.
Do not collect 200 pikachus.
>>717583970
Yes. That's a cozy picture you have there, Shiro.
>>717583970
A heretic, yeah. But the heresy is already done, and I got rid of everything related to my old bae. Apart from the name, everybody still calls me the same.
>>717583570
Get one comissioned
>>717583970
I don't speak yid, sorry :^)
>>717584384
If I had the money, I would. But totally getting it once I move out.
>>717584311
It sure is! Unfortunately I don't have many pictures with me right now, but this christmas one is pretty cozy as well. Same artist too.
How are you?
>>717584316
I don't even know your old name, so I'll just call you filthy heretic instead :^).
Who was it?
>>717584384
Oy gevalt! I thought you goyim knew.
>>717584843
Just ask the others, they will gladly tease me agian.
Others! I call upon you: Give me the name of this heretic!
>>717584516
>>717584944
I think you should be able to get it for less than a 100 bucks.
>>717584843
It does the job just fine.
I'm doing good, what about you?
Still believe I should burn in hell along with Konata?
>>717584843
I'm a bad goy
bellybuttons
>>717585119
It still confuses me that you don't name your files right, and you are a heretic, but I guess you'll end up in a less terrific part of hell than the beaner.
>>717585200
Oy vey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNvY5aPz9oo
>>717585628
How am I a heretic?
I'd rather be in a deeper part of hell if it could be with him.
>>717585628
This, this is truly a masterpiece.
Have a Hibiki
>>717586038
You're not claiming a waifu but instead post many different ones. Heresy.
And it's the higher levels of hell that are worse, because heat rises.
>>717586110
>short haired more mature looking Hibi
I think I just came a little in my pantsu.
She looks gorgeous!
>>717586297
I figured you might enjoy this one. Let me see if I can find another for you
>might be slow, I'm playing WoWS
>>717586297
I don't claim any of them.
That makes sense, but is the heat the worse thing there is down there?
test
>>717586488
Please do!
You're on the 'murican server, aren't you?
Also who's the heretic claiming smith lately?
>>717586614
>daring to post the Hibi
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
All the worst of hell to you, heretic!
(That's a really cute pic though.)
>is heat the worsT down there?
No, there's also Konata and raisins.
>>717586832
But I like raisins and Konata.
>Unless both of those are dried because it's hell.
Everyone here is so pure
>>717586832
No, I play on EU with some of the other losers :^)
>>717586633
>>717587171
>Do we tell him
>>717587695
I can fap to this.
>>717587745
>we
please leave me out of this
also
>getting baited
>>717587827
Kek
>>717586715
succ me
>>717587745
;_; tell me what?
>>717587944
fuck off konata
>>717587745
Let's not
>>717588026
Tell me Y_Y
>>717587995
i'm not that person
>>717587159
They are very dry, but you'll eat them because you thought they were chocolate chip cookies!
>>717587508
Wanna play with this loser as well?
>>717587695
Aint no booty like a loli booty.
>>717587827
Bad Kyouko! No!
>>717582501
Much time? Well, that depends. It's not full time, but my morning will be full now, I don't know if I would be up for it since I might just be a bit too beat up.
Best find of today was some old groud wire I found laying around and that's actually useful for me..
Sonokawa is confirmed dead.
>>717587695
Into the Hibiki folder it goes.
>>717587856
It's never just you or me, it's always gonna be we, babygirl :^)
>>717588026
Got it.
>>717588309
Meanies
>>717588186
Liar.
>>717588186
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>717588085
Nope, not gonna happen. You'll have to stay and figure it out yourself
>>717588309
Like a true winner
klonata is a spic :o
>>717588116
That's the most evil thing someone ever said to me.
>>717588177
Good afternoon.
>>717588309
good thing you'll never track me down
it's disgusting tbh
>>717588414
Why the fuck would I lie about this?
>>717588468
He died in his sleep.
>>717588485
Well i'll stay u.u
>>717588309
>
>>717588568
Hi there. Doing anything interesting?
>>717588553
Stop being Racist -_-
>>717588085
we have 2 kinds of despicable posters
1. Heretics (switching waifu)
2. Avatar-fags (using the same character on your pictures to create an identity, that character is not his/her waifu/husbando though)
>>717587827
>>717588116
I think we might have 3 now, I'm not sure
Loli booty is a good booty
>>717588139
Having some schedule is also a good thing, and this will also remove the luck factor out of income
>>717588732
Not really.
Slow day and I just got out of the shower.
>>717588868
God, I'd pay good money to lick Hibiki.
>>717587171
Uh...
clmd
klonata is a racist -_-
>>717588868
isn't loli illegal in poutine land and surrounding areas
>>717588859
What is the right way of posting here then? Because once you put on a tripcode and name you become worthless Tripfag scum.
>>717588804
fuck off spic
>>717588186
pls proof
>>717589058
I'm not Konata -_-