Hey /b/, I need some help. I need money right now and I think

that is not small you jew

get a job

Gloves, mask, glasses, crowbar or gun

>>717561057
Nath ?

>>717561057
Okay so one, that store is now about to be notified. But you were counting on that hence you left the P38 in there for the e-sleuths, oh man of mystery.
For another you're going to fuck this up and probably fuck up yourself.

Don't bring a gun. You'll use it. And for what, beermoney? You want to go down for murder/get killed for that?

>>717561155
I need money quickly. Job is not an option for now.

>>717561270
Just know where the cameras are and don't look at them.
Make it fucking quick too.

>>717561254
I don't want to fuck this up, that is why I'm asking for help.

>>717561270
How much you need?

>>717561057
>I need money
>think about robbing a small store
Do you see the giant gap in your reasoning? When most non retarded people find themselves in need of money, they just get a job. I hope you get shot by one of the clerk bitches. There is about a 80% chance there is a shotgun strapped on the bottom of the counter.

dont expect to get a lot the jewish manager probably takes all the money home

>>717561430
1500 Euro

>>717561516
>euro

>>717561516
Which country?

>>717561516
kek youre going to jail for 1500 euros. Thats a months salary on a regular job in developed countries in Europe. You must be really fucking stupid

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>>717561057

what a nigger

>>717561457
I need money quickly + because of gun laws clerks will not be armed.

>>717561612
>trying to get as much info as possible
another whiteknight

>>717561612
Latvia

>>717561270
Should have thought about that before not having a job.

>>717561623
What about the taxes ?

He won't get home with 1500€ if he works

>>717561729
Why did you fucking tell him, now you'll be easier to dox, enjoy being arrested you moron.

>>717561623
Salary here is 300 euro per month.

>>717561516
Also how quickly you need the money?
And no don't say "right now" I really need a deadline if we're gonna spitball ideas.

And don't do a fucking gunpoint robbery in Europe man. Not on a store. This ain't America, there's an overfunded police force on a small area boring their asses off cause org. crime knows to keep off the public radar and hustlers don't usually carry.

>>717561612
Europe

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>>717561057
>plane to rob a store
>post the plan on b/

>>717561757
Police don't give shit about what people say or do online, so I'm good.

>>717561729
Counter to what this guy said >>717561757
I'm not going to dox you. I'm gonna think with you.

Now I might actually know some connects in Latvia who can help you. But first let's get this money issue out of the way, how quickly do you need it and why?

make sure you remove liscence plates from your car before you do it. or better yet, steal someone elses and put them on your car. there will probably be cctv cameras somewhere down the road that they will check.

>>717561057
Rob a bank, silently and discreet, in a distant area. As long as you just hand them a note, you will walk out as they don't want customers to know and panic. Make sure you write that you don't want any of those security ink dye traps.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Top/@57.1901729,26.370005,324m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x6f56fd62f2004ea2!8m2!3d57.1901896!4d26.3691992
you are a faggot op

Found it: https://www.google.de/maps/place/Top/@57.1902889,26.3695916,318m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x6f56fd62f2004ea2!8m2!3d57.1901896!4d26.3691985?hl=de

>>717561778
Next monday. And police shouldn't be a problem. There is only one cop in the town, I should be good.

>>717561680
>need money quickly
So say 2 months ago you thought that you will never need money for the rest of your life(???) and decided not to get a job. Now suddenly your parents stop giving you money and you need it quick. When you say you need money quickly, that just makes you a retard. You always need money. Even when you have money, you think about your future money, exactly so you dont end up in this situation. You are beyond stupid my friend and you have zero chance of pulling this off considering you cant even take care of your finances.

>>717562058
Let's go over your options. If you're this into gunnery, and you're sweating over 1500, is there any reason you want to actually stick around?
You want to be a soldier? My man there can hook you up. You ever fire an AK?

wtf is up with these white knights

>>717562040
Bank seems too big for me.+ Only banks are in the middle of main cities, so , I don't think robbing one would be a good idea

>>717562053
ah shiat, you fast little fucker, found it too late

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>>717562048
>>717562053
>>717562177
this should be good

>>717562164
What he's saying, OP, is that you should have robbed that motherfucker 2 months ago, what are you waiting for, go now !!

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Ill make sure I call the one cop in Lizums to warn him OP.

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behind view

>>717561924
Borrowed some money from a friend, he fucked me over and now I need to get him 1.5 or he is going to get some thugs to fuck me up

lol at the morons thinking theyre super slueths. yall motherfuckers are being trolled

regardless of the whitenights. im assuming your getaways is a car, no need for details on the car, im sure its a Lada.

are the roads busy?

is it a vehicle you can readily discard of without being a problem?

op keep in mind you will probably only get a couple hundred, unless you go for the safe which you will need ample planning and a at least 2 of you with weapons

>>717562326
Good luck with that.

>>717562206
>>717562448
>OP attempts damage control

>>717561775
Notice the developed? Also im not talking about janitors, just low tier IT or customer service jobs that require no HE and pay reasonably well. Life must suck for you.

>>717562532
i'd go with a dirtbike, surrounding area looks like a nice playgarden for some bikeing, maybe have a car some miles away, so you could mix up the getawayride?

don't park or leave car outside leave at parka iela and run across grass. Then they won't know what vehicle or direction you headed in.

>>717562532
I could get a cheap car, and roads are almost always clear.

Hahaha fools been baited

>>717562642

was thinking the same thing

>>717562642
Getting a bike and a car will be too costly for me.

>>717562664
I could do that, but there is some running till parka iela. I worried about people trying to stop me.

>>717562581
>posts satelite image of store he 'plans to rob'
>with clear road markers
>easily distinguishable building
>tells you what country

you guys are absolute geniuses for cracking this case.

>>717562664
>Middle of nowhere, Latvia
>Call comes in of an armed robbery on a store
>The one cop hangs back, calls in surrounding precincts
>Exit paths get cut off and heli comes in
>OP gets found crouching in a hole out in the open like saddam

You'd be better off pulling this in Riga or something. Somewhere you can easily disappear into the masses or on the inner roads.

Let's explore some better alternatives though. Something actually fun. 1500 in a week isn't hard.
You know any hot sloots OP? Humor me.

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Ok OP I just called the Gulbenas police HQ or whatever, its where Lizums is and notified them about your plan and the address of your target. First guy didnt;speak a word of English but I think second dude got the jist of it.

>>717562942
Police is unorganised as shit here.

>>717562978
I'm pretty sure they stoped caring as soon as you stopped talking.

kapec tev vajag 1500 eur

>>717563126
Just answer the question.
ITT we could spitball ideas to make 1500 in a week.

>>717563290
or we could get someone arrested

I think I know which one is the better option

>>717562978
ty to ruin ops life

>>717563210
Yeah thats a reasonable way of looking at things. Youre playing chess, theyre playing checkers right. If they are that bad why dont just go rob a bank? Hell why dont you fucking kidnap your president for money if the police just disregard everything?.

OP just do it right fucking now.
If you do it tomorrow or something, the cops might be there. Just fuck it, do it now or never, or never made the 1.5k.

>>717563527
Do what exactly? Run in there with a gun and a panic attack to demand 1500, freak out when the cashier bickers, gun down some chick for working a register and running out with 50 cash or something?

If op is good enough looking to pass himself off as a high class rentboy he could easy make that sucking high class cock.

>>717563496
Bank is one thing and store is something diffrent. There is only one police officer in the town and he is not going to stop anyone. Closest "real" police is 30 min away. Even if someone warned them, they would just write it off as a prank.

>>717561057
Someones been playing too much GTA V.

>>717563621
yeah, at least the cashier has a fucking job unlike this fag

>>717563527
Cops will not be there. I'm 100% sure.

>>717563709
Well unless that cop is a good range shooter of course. Then OP dies.

>>717563709
Ok. let's assume all goes well, does that shithole have 1500 euro in store? Doesn't look like it. I bet you would walk out closer to 500.

>>717561057
You'll be lucky to get $500. Especially since you say it's a small . Most stores like gas stations have the employee periodically count there largest bills out, put them in a attic envelope, and stop it into a safe. The hole the putit through is designed to make It impossible for an arm to reach in. The employees don't have the combination. Unless you see the manager there, and at willing to wait for them to unlock the fuckin things . All you'll get is maybe 200 out of there registers.

If I was you, is shop there more but wear nice clothing. Glance for cameras every time your there. Learn the layout and where the back office is . The majority of the money will be in the back office depending if the manager has driven to the bank yet or not.

>>717563857
as a matter of fact, he will get $0

>>717563805
I'm pretty sure that I will be gone before he arrives.

>>717561057
Timing is key go in there act like a normal customer get a feal for the layout, practice where you can put your car out of site of the building,make sure you can't see it from the store.

>>717563709
Ok you cant be this stupid so you must be trolling.

What I am having a problem with, if you are gonna get a kicking for not paying a debt and then that's that. Take the fucking kicking you faggot.

Rather take the kicking than potentially die trying to rob a fucking shop, that looking at it and it's location probably, infact almost certainly doesn't have €1500 on site. You would have to take stock, cigarettes, alcohol etc. Which would take too long.

Take the kicking and move on. If you have never had a proper working over before then definitely take the kicking everyone has to experience it once in their life. Think of it as a right of passage.

AND DONT TAKE MONEY OFF PEOPLE IF YOU CANNOT REPAY IT. FUCKING cretin

>>717563857
Great minds, man

>>717563857
I know where the back office is, but getting to the safe would take a lot more time.

>>717561057
don't do it to a small biznizz unless you are sure they have insurance.
don't talk about it over any more digital mediums at all idiot.
park a few blocks away.
plan your route to and from and remember it to your car.
don't park near cameras.
case out all cameras.
wear a mask and clothing you'll need to burn.
that's a start cunt.

>>717563898
Assuming there's no silent alarm.
Assuming you don't get boxed in since your best flight plan so far is running in a straight line across open terrain.

>>717563957
>everyone has to experience it once in their life
are you joking

>>717563957
Getting beat up is one thing, but getting killed is something else.

Seriously OP, why don't you just go down to the liquor store, NO GUN, and instead of robbing the place you buy a bottle of vodka.
Then you get Sveta and Lena over because you have a proposal for them, see you need to raise some money so you're gonna offer them to get drunk with you and play on webcam to take requests.
Enjoy a week having lengthy FFM threesomes while people jerk off on the internet and pay your way to 1500.

why not just rob and kill the guy you owe money to?

>>717564093
No I am not joking.

everyone should experience getting a real kicking at least once in their lifetime.

it helps you to understand the feeling the next time you are the one GIVING the kicking. you understand what is too far and when to stop.

>>717564018
Silent alarm in such a shithole? Nigga ,please.

>>717564118
He didn't say they were going to kill him

Vest success would need 2 people. 1 to rob, 1 waiting in the get away vehicle that's looking out to make sure you can get out if someone's coming. As for weapons, something like a crowbar or bat. Bring a pistol for intimidating but bring no ammo, so if you're caught they can't try to pin attempted murder with it. Have him reverse park near the entrance and have a bag over the license plate. After you rob the store, flee like hell to a hiding spot, hide the car where you will not touch it, uncover the license plate at that point. Anything you used in said robbery no longer exists, it must be gotten rid of, permanently. 6ft deep hole for the gun. Clothes, burned. Haircut immediately. Change your style quick, gain a lot of weight or lose a lot of weight.
Most important, wear gloves and a hair net. Number one thing people forget to do, leave behind finger prints and hair.

>>717564236
but what if I'm not a poorfag and I don't need to borrow money

>>717564202
I don't want to kill anyone. That would be the last option for me.

>>717564241
I've set up alarm systems in shittier holes.
Even fucking kebab shops get robbed 4 times a year. They figure out soon enough that it's cheaper to invest in security once.

You need to ram your car into the building and bail out like in GTA. Kill everyone in the store and become a fucking legend.

>>717564262
this isnt the movies, kiddo. do you know how easy it is to kill someone in a fight? one bonk to the head is enough to do it. sure, it's unlikely, but it literally happens everyday.

>>717564284
There might be a problem with getting a person that would be down to do that.

>>717564288
i can still kick your ass for you, but I'll need to fuck it before and after. And possibly during.

>>717564408
>easy
>not likely to happen
>literally happens every day
Take your meds you confused fucker.

>>717564353
Is there a way to check for alarm systems?

>>717564455
nice cp folder

>>717564456
That's the hardest part, having someone you trust to never ever fucking squeel. They can't be a weak link

>>717564506
>comprehension, what is it?
that's you, that's what you sound like

>>717561270
do you ever heard of prostitution, that might help you

>>717564586
???

>>717563997
Some stores Don't the the office money into a safe. They think that mod people will think it's all in the registers so they'll probably put it in a file cabinet with a lock on it.

The best ways for you to know where amd how to get the mod money from this store is to know the scheduling , when it's been a busy or slow week for the store affects the amount of money there holding at any given time. Most stores have at least $100 in the register at the beginning of the shift. But this is distributed in 1s 5s 10s and change.

Find out when the store closes. You say it's quit busy on Fridays. Go there when they close (probably 10) if it's a small store it probably doesn't stay open 24/7 . This is when they have the most of there money (unless the register made all ready made them out there larger bills into the safe before they closed) but if your lucky, and you show up at night, there will be no one else in the store except the emoyee(s) . At this point you point your weapon at them and no matter what they will give you all the money. This is probably your bed bet to get the most bills from a busy day. Just make sure you enter right as they close, if they all ready put the money away, then you'll end up with the 100 dollars in lower bills for the morning shift.
Also, your weapon doesn't matter. You don't even need one. As soon as you say to give you all the money,[preferably by writing it on a note so they can't identify your voice imcase your caught and are a suspect] they are trained amd told from day to one comply with you and give you all the money. Make sure both her hands are where you can see because the switch for the silent alarm is under the registers counter.
Your welcome op.

>>717564168
So why not do this OP?
Offer to split the money with them and fuck like rabbits for a week with two hotties.

>>717564586
i dont see any?

>>717564663
I know, but robbing 3 stores in a span of few days would be good way to get in prison.

>>717564793
>>717564835
are you guys retarded?

Lizums, Lizuma pagasts, LV-4425, Latvia

>>717564812
Thank you. This actualy sounds reasonable.

>>717564897
i am actually, yes.

>>717564836
Robbing just one can end you up dead, or in prison.
Here is the biggest question you need to ask yourself.
Are you ready to die, or kill for $10.
Because there is a good chance you won't get away with the money, and you might have to kill to escape or be killed.

>>717564455
this is not OP right?
if so, everybody knows now you are german

>>717565018
>op
Where you get yours from? Frost?

>>717564812
>Fridays. Go there when they close (probably 10) if it's a small store it probably doesn't stay open 24/7 . This is when they have the most of there mone

>tfw the owner takes the money to the bank before it closes at 5 PM. To prevent pretty much this.

>>717564408
First of all...don't call me kiddo.

Secondly, of course this could happen. So could a whole multitude of things. The fact we are discussing this in the first place is retarded as this is total b8.

BUT...hypothetically...does anyone here really think that payee knows people that would risk killing him or going to jail themselves over €1500. Just not gonna happen. If it did, he might get a slap.

I am tempted to wire OP the money on one condition, that he gives me his address and proves it and I fly over there next week and kick his FUCKING arse myself.

>>717562978
good job anon

>>717565131
Owner rarely shows there.

>>717564288
This makes no sense

>>717564812
i dont know what the fuck goes on in latvia, but in my country the banks are closed on weekends. that means the manager will take the weekends earnings to the bank on monday, this is your best chance of getting some decent cash, you don't even need to set foot in the store.

>>717564897
Instead of being a fag, you could just point it out.

>>717565078
That sounds pretty good

>>717565281
>keeping money in the place after friday
Who the fuck even does this?

>>717565131
Managers don't work night shifts only very rarely. And if it's never been robbed before and isn't in a shitty area then they have no need to do this. Also small stores Don't go to the bank that often unless they need change.

>>717565414
"Sometime before 5 PM" isn't at night.

I've never in my life known a business owner who kept money on site after 5 PM.

>>717565414
There hasnt been a robbery in a long time, that is why I'm pretty sure that they will not be ready.

>>717562978
>speaks Latvian

>>717565166
i know people who would go to jail for far less than 1500 euros, and i know OF people who would kill for less than 1500 euros. there are literally people who would kill you or go to jail for looking at them the wrong way.

>>717565166
Send it my way and I can get someone over there to kick his ass right now

>>717565374
i just trolled you really hard bro

>>717565635
Yes, we call those people bipolar

>>717562040
>be me, total autist, need money bad
>can't speak to anyone, but planning to rob a bank
>write a note
>note says "give money plz. plz no dye packs plz"

>>717565281
It all depends on the store. Different managers do different things. Most stores aren't expecting to get robbed. While other managers bring the money to the bank everyday. Even if he's lucky he would be insanely lucky to walk away with $500. Once the register hits a certain limit, it will make you put the money into a safe that only the manager has the code for. And since he will probably go in there at night when there's less customers, there won't be a manager to open the thing .

>>717565663
Proof you can and I will send half before

>>717565405
literally every shop that has a safe and is open on the weekends.

>>717565701
Sounds like a good plan

>>717565732
my point was that most banks are closed on weekends, which means they have to take it all on mondays.

>>717565765
Seriously, I actually feel kinda tempted for the lulz, but there's no way I'm going to buzz these peeps for this, without even knowing a face or a name for OP. So the gag ends here.

That store probably had been notified about this thread. 4chan is no longer safe for this to work

>>717566111
it was never happening in the first place

>>717566048
Doubtful OP is even where he says.

I would be up for it if we can locate him. In fact OP, I will send you half now as well. If you tell me who you are.

I've been actually thinking of robbing this gas station in orlando. I used to work there, know for a fact the cameras are busted cause the owner was too cheap to fix them. All they have is a alarm system for the store after closing. Would it work if I came in my old uniform, knock out whatever cashier is there, then just calmly open the drawer as if I'm an employee?

>>717566237
We gonna set up a fight club type scenario?
I know a merc nearby who would be up for it.

>>717566325
that's a retarded idea and you know it

>>717566325
lol, retard

>>717566325
>I used to work there
nopenopenope

>>717566325
Who would wearing your old uniform benefit? Your gonna knock the clerk out? When no one else is there i assume?

>>717561057
just don't bro, don't

>>717561057
>I'm a pretty big guy
For you

>>717566537
I live 2 hours away from there now. If I left with no trouble they wouldn't know where the fuck I went. Maybe not in uniform but a hoodie or something?

>>717566325
>knock out whatever cashier is there
This is gonna be a really messy brawl with someone coming away a cripple or with brain trauma. Or you're just gonna kill them slow and painful.
I'm guessing you're gonna hit them in the head to "knock them out?" Not gonna happen. If you're lucky the closest you'll get is causing a hematoma if you crack them hard enough. You'll notice when their pupils go wide and they drop like a sack of bricks, they won't be waking up again though.
Though more likely they'll just ask you wtf and then beat you up or make you freak out and beat them to death.

>>717562978
dick head, the world gets slowed down by people like you

>>717561057
Can you live stream it?

>>717566716
this. just point a weapon at them and zip tie thier hands and feet. no mess, no murder charge.

>>717566382
Yes something along those lines. But now I want to be there as well and involved.

I wonder is this something we could actually set up?

>>717561057
Don't be a fucking nigger. Just sell all your stuff on ebay. Why do you need that money anyways?

>>717566983
need that good succ

>>717566716
Last time I checked this scrawny scene girl worked night shifts. She wouldn't be able to fight back very much. But i might try >>717566916 but I don't have a gun and like hell I'm gonna shoot someone

>>717562435
Skip town?

>>717567130
She actually knows you?
Jesus fucking christ man.

>>717567130
fake gun off ebay, or use a machete or a syringe will suffice

>>717567240
>fake gun
Bad idea. This jackass shouldn't be handling a gun in the first place. Not the only reason but a pretty big one being that he won't use it. So he's gonna escalate and then might have his bluff called.

I'm guessing you know where the fusebox is on the place? Can you hit the power and then wait for her to come out and "fix it?"

>>717567213
No, she got there after I left. She might have seen me once but I'd wear a hoodie. Plus I live 2 hours away now and they have no idea where I am

>>717564168
Again, why is this not an option?

>>717561057
Steal something valuable from a large store tweak

>>717567380
like a teenage girl is gunna call that bluff. and why the fuck would a teenage girl know about fuse boxes, she'll be straight on the phone to a manager saying te powers out.

>>717567380
The fusebox is in a backroom that has if the lights are off makes the room pretty much pitch-black.

Time to leave and join the Foreign Legion and disappear. Alternate option, shoot thugs.

Dear readers, never borrow money when you are too poor to pay it back because it makes shit worse, and never borrow from loan sharks.

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Green lines is where car should be parked and too in from the car
Blue Lines is Police traffic.
Red Circle Is the store
Park car behind bush or on the road, Travel through the foilage into the shop and exit from the shop car is parked avoiding main traffic road (P38)

borrow the money from mafia

not recommending doing it as now everyone knows and there are other (legal) ways to get money. never did it myself. but if you made up ur mind, then:
- don't use your car (steal one, walk or steal a bike)
- don't wear clothes you are usually seen with
- do not let a single bit of your face be visible
- alter the shape of your head and body (using paper under the mask/clothes or whatever)
- do it near closing time (more money) but do not be too late!
- write a note, handwritten, but in all caps and alter your writing style (do loops the other way round and stuff). the note is so you do not need to speak (get paper, marker and write with gloves)
- the note should say you have a gun, not to panic and be quiet for other customers not to panic and put the money in whatever you bring in with you
- figure out where to go afterwards beforehand, find a place en route your next destination to change clothes and burn them fuckers or destroy them in any other possible way
- change whatever you transport the money in, too
- after changing clothes and transportation material head for crowded areas
- head towards your home when sure nobody has a clue who you are, do not use popular roads
- find a save spot to hide the money before you get home. when something goes wrong, you can tell the guy where his money is hidden
- be SURE SURE SURE that your home is not being watched by people
- Last but not least: The location of the store and its size lead to me believing that you won't get 1,5k out of this

>>717567570
Only thing I'm worried is someone walking into the store as this is all going down.

>>717562311
Kek

>>717567771
Green roads still lead to main road lol

>>717561057
Do it OP, video tap it and post it to you tube

>>717567999
Checked

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>>717568129
you are here and you need to go here

You can abandon thread, guys. Just google "Cashier shoots Latvian Man in attempted robbery" for the next week or two, you'll find that the article will show up sooner or later.

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>>717568321
Top kek

>>717567570
like a teenage girl is unpredictable
like you want to line yourself up to pistolwhip a girl into submission when it backfires
like you want to wait and see if she has a gun too like most murricans
like her youth, inexperience and fear will help you

>>717567862
He'll never get 1.5k out of this, the only thing Op should be doing is train to find à store that sells iPhones or macbooks, they are light, and expensive. Just carry these big pliers so you can cut the security cord.

>>717562358
How the fuck is this a store? This is definitely Europoor. How much money can you really expect

post results if successful

>>717568733
i dont understand this comment

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>>717567862
>- change whatever you transport the money in, too

>>717569036
I know you don't buddy. That's the problem.

You're gonna bluff her with a fake gun.
There's all sorts of ways this can backfire on you.
You're counting on a teen being predictable and making cool, rational choices while you're pointing a gun at her and/or roughing her up.

I think you may be overreaching with this plot to rob a gas station. Didn't think I'd ever say those words.

>>717561516
Let some dudes fuck you

Do you want the money or not

>>717569167
im not the guy planning it. and i think youre over estimating what a teenage girl is capable of. the dude used to work there, he should know if theres a gun under the counter, that would be the only factor in this not working. and nobody working for minimum wage is going to call your bluff on a fake gun, unless theyre suicidal. and how bout this, she calls your bluff, you pull out a knife, easy.

>>717569808
No she might overestimate what she's capable of. Or she might just freak out.
What are you going to do if she just starts bawling? Or if she runs outside and starts screaming for help?
Are you going to shoot her with your fake gun? Or beat her until she stops making sounds maybe?

>>717569808
>she calls your bluff, you pull out a knife, easy.
So we're picking a fight and then upgrading this robbery to a random murder now.

>>717561057
you gonna get a few extra holes bro just quit it.

>>717569954
Just tackle her and zip ties will do the work

>>717562978
Snitching Faggot

>>717570049
You dont need to stab her lol

>>717570302
You're assuming a situation where she's fighting for her life against a fake gun. All pulling out a knife is gonna do is have you fighting for your life too.

>>717570275
>Chill in your police hq
>Phone rings
>Pick it up and hear some random bullshit in unknown language
>mustbedrunks.jpg
>Tell him that you will take care of it while trying to replicate sounds he made
>Go back to drinking vodka and eating potato

>>717569954
what if she turns out to be a superhero? what if she has trained killer bees behind the counter? what if she is literally jesus and she banishes you to the 7th dimension of hell? what if its all a police sting operation?
>>717570229
thankyou, this is my point. these dumbasses are acting like im planning a holocaust or something

>>717570359
your a fucking moron

>>717570587
Stop being disingenuous retard. I'm not saying she's a secret hitman. I'm saying she's gonna be erratic because she's a fucking kid. And frankly so are you, with how fucking slow you are I don't blame your boss for firing you. You've clearly spent too much time in the gasoline fumes. But you'll sober up in prison after the first thing the cops do is check whose worked there in the last 2 years.

>>717570730
hey dumb shit, im not the fucking guy planning this shit. are you mentally retarded?

>>717567492
>>717568800
These guys are the only ones giving actual, worth the risk,opinions
>>steal shit from store, get charged for theft: 2 months tops depending
>>try and steal register money from small Shop with weapon, get charged for attempted robbery and possibly assault, get at least a year

If it's for 1.5k, the first option is easiest

>>717570730
Original guy here. I wasn't gonna be stupid enough to bring a knife cause that would go bad very fast. My plan was to point the gun where no one can see tell her to get on the ground, ziptie her arms and legs and then open up the register and run out of there. There's no gun under the counter cause the owner wouldn't trust fucking college kids with that.
My only fear is if someone walks in while I'm doing this.