I fucked up /b and now i feel like shit. I sent the long ass

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Kek

Literally just show her this thread you dweeb, you've been married five years? You said in the first paragraph what you should have said to her

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>>717559045
Last one

>>717558893
You have been visited by the obese pedo of /b/. Obesity will come to you unless you comment "pedo" on this video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6zALZZiFA [Open]

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Wow that's a whole different level of dropping your spaghetti.

She's cheating on you and looking for a way out.

I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me

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well, it's 2 p.m. here but i just woke up 1 hour ago and finished my coffee'n'sandwiches. and i read this. jeez u r fucked anon haha.

>>717559334
Truuu

>>717558893
You've been married to her for 5 years and you still haven't been able to realize that she has a terrible sense of humor?

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>>717559457
this

>>717559334
Been thinking this for a while. Been thinking that she is thinking aboit cheating for a while.
Im on a super long busness trip that she couldnt come on. 9 months. I go home in 5.
Gave her permission to fuck another guy before i left just in case. Amd because she has only to my knowledge ever had 2 dicks. I think any woman needs to jabe jad at least 10 before she can truly say she is not a virgin anymore.

>>717559550
Beta faggot detected, who lets their wife go on a trip for 9months.

Post some nudes, your marriage can't get any more fucked

>>717559550
Beta cuckold she's leaving you for s nigger with a long dick

>>717559625
Im on the busness trip dumbass.

>>717558893
Man she is 100% still hung up on her ex.

This is nothing to do with you. It's her issues with her ex.

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>>717559550
>>717559625
nuff said

>>717559642
No.

>>717559457
I feel like theres more to this than you are telling us, she is already irritated about a bunch of other shit clearly and that just pushed her a little further.
best thing you can do it not panic, the more you think about it and panic the more fucked you are 100%
The path is already paved, now you just have to wait for it to be walked.
Good luck

OP you need to get rid of this bitch. She's throwing her old boyfriend up at you and acting all hurt.... Can't you see how played you are?

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>>717559741
>ruining a perfectly fine screen for """art"""

What a bitch she is. Talk about emotional bullying
If my wife even mentioned an ex after 5years of marriage it would be bizarre and a serious red flag that something else was up.

>>717559115
Wtf did you marry, OP? Your message was retarded, but your wife seems like a classic whiny, basic bitch, so I don't get how you could think this would turn out any other way. That last message she sent, lol. Fucking women

>>717559803
I agree the only thing you can do is go home immediately to her and find a new job, also do be surprised when you go home that she is distant from you and has been sleeping around. If you are the beta faggot i think you are you will never keep her.

>>717559991
Tyrone and Chad have been dubble pounding her while you've been away man.. there is nothing you can do!

>>717559733
Ok. So how do i help her work past all that so that she and i can try to be happy?
Every negative feeling she has about sex apparently stems from him and how he messed her up.
Now i cant make even a small joking request without her flipping out.
It doesnt help that she gets zero pleasure from sex. She litterally either feels nothing, pain, or a weird feeling that is neither pleasureable or painful.
Litterally the only way she cannhave an orgasm is from masturbation or me going down on her and going to town on her clit.
She gets zero pleasure from dick.
We keep ttying to get her pregnant but she has PCOS and hardly ever drops an egg and hardly ever has a period.
We are hoping that pregnancy and childbirth will somehow destroy her genital area just right so that her body will heal back normally and she can finally enjoy sex.

I know its a pipe dream.
But i keep holding out hope but i keep having those hopes destroyed whenever i saybsomething joking like this and she freaks out at me.

>>717559115
You are a complete retard and doubly so for that last text. "well excuuuse me for trying to talk about fantasies."

You are so retarded OP that you don't even realize that with that sentence you are trying to put the blame on her. Presumably not intentionally but can easily be misread as that.

1. you are a retard for doing that joke
2. you are a retard for doing that joke via text where sentences can easily be misunderstood
3. you are a retard for continuing your lame-ass apologizing via text, instead of calling your wife and continuing the conversation verbally, where you would hopefully have a chance of explaining yourself and setting it straight. Inb4 calls are too expensive or she's abroad or something, this is the one situation where you man up and eat the cost of that call no matter how expensive.

Also inb4 someone calls me a SJW, I'm a guy, mostly happily married, and also have an occasionally stupid sense of humor. I thank you OP for posting your stupidity for others to not try and pull this shit - but if I did, I wouldn't be trying to apologize to the missus via text...

>>717560082
Well at least she is getting her rocks off somewhere.

>>717558893
Jesus man you're retarded... There's a time and place for everything. But hindsight is 20/20 so I digress. You have 2 options. You wanna keep her and trust she isn't cheating? Be a sappy lil bitch like you were with all that "she's the reason I didn't kill myself" shit. Women love that shit. Make it sound like your entire world revolves around her. Second option. If you're suspicious, then let things stay a little sour for a while. Don't be a dick, but don't fall on your knees and beg for forgiveness. Then find a buddy back home (or even a stranger) and have them sweet talk and be there for her. If she takes the bait, she's a cheater and you can let her go.

>>717558893
I'm no relationship expert but I'd good money on both of you being fucking ugly.

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>>717559857
wow

>>717560396
Yea, I'm with you anon. That's why he knows Tyrone isn't fucking her, for sure a basic bitch and ugly as fuck.

wife of 5 years cant come on a 9 month trip and after 5 years you cant even play around a little bit with ur (shit) fantasies? cya bitch

>>717559625
Do you know how to read?

>>717560396
She is a 6 /10.
But she is the only woman whonhas ever truly loved me and seemed saine and stable at the time.

>>717558893


She asks you to buy her a fucking nook and then throws a fit when you make a joke?

Fuck her dude, you did nothing wrong.

>>717560860
There's literally billions of people in the world. Don't be so dumb to think this whiney bitch is the only one that will ever put up with you and your different levels of autism. Don't get me wrong you are definitely special but please, to think this is the only bitch who will put up with you is retarded. Also post a picture of her, I'm guessing your 6/10 ain't the same as mine.

>>717560910
This, then again I wouldn't give a shit about her

U might tho

OP, I don't think that you're in the wrong here. She kinda just sounds like a bitch.

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This thread is full of beta.

The only correct response to her first message back is "Bitch, don't lump me into the same category as your Cuck faggot ex-bf. Either do what the fuck I say or your fat fucking ass better not be in my house when I get back"

Acting emotional.

That's how women get Nooks.

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She sounds fat and you sound desperate for anybody to love you.

Please don't have kids.

>>717560910
Says the only guy here that has Op's side.

Op here. I just let go and cant stop crying now.
If she does choose to divorce me over this. And she can use it as grounds for divorce. She can take me for everything i have and force me to pay alimony until the day i die.
Letts just face it.
I am a worthless sack of shit. Whose only good use is a money transferance device to fill her pockets with dollars.
I give her everything she wants whenever she wants it so long as the bills get paid on time she gets anythingnunder the sun that my income can buy.
Sure she gets me things sometimes. But not very often. But when she does its usually something major. Something high dollar.

>>717561160
This is how I got married and devoiced 3 times

>>717561331
Maybe you should use some of those dollars to get some therapy.

>>717561331
You're a beta cuck... Go kill yourself please

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Pic related to your marriage OP. She will fuck a nigger and leave. You may as well just end it now.

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>>717558893
You're getting cucked mate.

5 years and still thinking about her ex? She's looking for a way out. Your fault for telling her to fuck other guys you beta numale.

I love these threads, especially when I'm having a hard time dealing with my girlfriends emotional shit.

You people are more fucked up and cucked up than I ever will be. You make me feel like I can conceal my true power levels and keep my spaghetti spillings to a minimum and blend in with society.

Thanks 4chan.

>>717561828
awesome meme b/ro, it's like you read my life!

>>717559115
Ooooh, that last post was a mistake there. Admitting that these are your fantasies just sealed your fate bro. She will know forever that she's not enough for you.

>>717559550
What a fucking faggot.

>>717558893
Stop being a faggot. If she refuses to do any of this, dump her. No doubt she'll come running back, nipple piercings at the ready

>>717559115
She sounds like a deranged tart. Good riddance op

>>717558893
She mentions her ex way too much. Wtf is a married woman of 5 years using her ex as an excuse for not being able to a joke? She seems like a sensitive cunt and needs to quit bitchin

OP she sounds way to fucking unstable and emotional.

would not be suprised if shes a cheater, she doesnt sound like she places that much value on your relationship honestly.

If you don't have kids I'd run. That shit will only get worse.

>>717562107
Every modern marriage, period.

>>717563266
I agree with this anon. get the fuck out as soon ask you can, while you are away distract yourself with other females (o wait i forgot your a fat cuck)

>>717561828

Shit man, Not OP but, if I would find myself in this position I will definitely spent the rest of my life in prison.

Happily ever after.

>>717558893
My wife doesn't get my jokes sometimes either.

Just tell her to calm down and realize you were joking. If that doesn't work then tell her that she's the only one at that intensity level and to enjoy herself there and you'll be waiting for her in normal land with the rest of the sane people.

a thinking female /thread over. it was over at the moment you gave her a choice. tell her she needs a tissue if shes going to cry her eyes out, and you arent making her do anything. the only thing she needs to do is get used hearing things he does want you to say because you have your own mind, and your not a slave. OP you fucked up majorly by providing documentation for her so called case. who knows who she may keep it to show you up you fucking idiot. now you better toughen up. even though its a marriage you can only worry about yourself. keeping right your side in order. if she dont want to get her lazy ass up, start talking to other woman on the side and see them when shes at work or whenever you can make an excuse like i dont know shooting hobby. leaving her alone is the only best thing you can do, and she'll probably he happy enough to sit there and do nothing. meanwhile at least youre fucking a freak or a escort once in a blue.

>>717559115
lol she's going to be milking this for a while

You've been married to her for 5 years and she still thinks about her ex.

You're fucked. Get out while you can, it's only going to get worse.

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>>717558930
wtf is wrong with you? can't stop lmao rn, topkek

>>717559115
OP sorry to say that, but what the fuck is wrong with her?
ok your text was retarded af, but her reaction?... doesn't sound like you have a great relationship, you really need to fix that and I mean not to stop texting her bs like that but really fixing the whole thing, here clearly is sth going wrong

>>717559457
>woman
>terrible sense of humor
Quick, everyone act surprised.

>>717558893

Damn, Nick!

If you didn't have kids with her, I'd say end it. Still, it was kinda insensitive. I guess promise her you won't ever say anything like that again.

Trust is hard to gain back, but she needs to chill too.

fukin hell op, I would never stand for that childish shit, she soudns like an emotional wreck, seriously if this is a common thing from her then I'd consider either counseling or maybe just moving on..

>>717561331
now you get, don't let her ride on a failed joke like this

>>717558893

What the absolut shit is wrong with you? Do you have NO balls what so ever you fucking cuck? is that it?

Jesus christ if you're gonna be that insecure when you have been married 5 years, you can be a 100% sure she's fucking someone else. Nobody likes betas like you

>>717565331

Also, getting away from your parents will help A LOT!
Either way, you want to talk to a divorce lawyer just in case. Get as much of your shit straight as possible and do everything in your power to get custody of your kids.

Hopefully it won't come to that. But there's just too much drama in y'all's lives and I'm sad to say I feel it's doomed. :-(

>>717559550
Cuck

>>717559550
ok abandoning thread... nothing to do here, you're just really fucked, I would have killed myself 5 years ago if I were you

>>717558893
You fucked up and she's going to cheat on you unless you surprise her with something nice like a vacation

>>717558893
You better start fake crying and seem wrong and desperate and fuck if you want to keep her

>>717565976
She already cheated on him an I would bet money on it's not the 1st time..

>>717558893
put on your big boy pants, tell her its a joke and wait for her to get over it

>>717558893
Next time she starts talking about her ex husband, you start talking about your next wife.

>I shouldn't have to do things in exchange for things

Divorce the entitled twat

op why would you ever have verbally given her an option to get dick from someone else while you were out?

wow. you shot yourself in the foot if you told her she could prance around a bit on someone else's cock. are you expecting to die on your trip? that would be the only valid reason to suggest that sorta shit to anyone. if you died on your trip, she'd find a new guy anyway.

>>717561475
jesus, how do you fuck up that badly so often.

actually, how the fuck did someone like you get married 3 times

Your wife is a typical cunt who is spoiled

>>717565976
God i hope she does cheat on me. Then i can get rid of her for infidelity.

>>717566367
Truth is I ware the pants, and if they don't like it gtfo that's how.

>>717566424

She could probably make the case that it wasn't infidelity because of y'all's mutual gf.

>>717558893
OP, tell her to get her fucking act together. Your reasons for your message are sound and your apology is sincere. She's just capitalizing on this incident you garner as much emotional leverage over you as possible. She is consciously doing this. You need to shut her down right now or she'll dangle stuff like this over you for years to come.

>>717558893
haha what a bitch. she wants phone but she doesnt want to give any favours back then threatens you with divorce. id say fuck, divorce her first, live happy life after/

>>717566306
No. I know she would likely never actually do it. But just in case she does. I am prepared for it.
Its not like i havent cheated on her while we were casually dating and she told me out right at the time that she was also dating other guys but only fucking me.
I didnt beleive her of course because i was dating and also fucking other women.
The problem is that she swears to god and everyone that she has always been sexaslly faithful to me. To which i have always called bullshit. I have even asked her hey who was that other guy you had sex with that one time when you and i were casually dating/fucking?
I am a man afterall.
I do have needs dont i?

>>717559550
This has to be fake. This more than those messages will be responsible for you losing your wife. You fucking moron

>>717558893
She sounds like a hardcore bitch. What an unfun person to marry. Terrible choice, OP

>>717558893
Op this is how you talk to a filthy whore. Not your fucking wife you stupid fuck.

>>717566802
Agreed.
Marriage without sex thst is mutuslly enjoyed, is pointless.

>>717566715

But other women doesn't count as cheating if you're both fucking the same one, right?

Dunno if OP is still here but what a fucking cunt.

Sure you drop some bombshells but hers are worse, triggered or otherwise.

> These are the kinds of demands that make you lose a wife.

Holy shit this threat is wrong on so many levels.

You fruitlessly apologize whole heartedly the rest of the time but triggered bitch does not care. Wants to argue. And is never done talking about her ex or blowing up.

Analysis:
> she's not over her ex
> triggers or as a love interest
> can't accept a sincere apology
> you probably don't get laid
> or yalls sex is boring
> 0 to 100 Everytime there is a fight
> even talking about ending a marriage on fight one

This fucking thread is pure cancer. OP has an extra chromosome in line 23. What the fuck is wrong with you, just let her be? is she that insecure about a simple comment that she goes bat shit crazy and has flashbacks of how her ex used to "fuck" with her mind?
KYS AND YOUR GF FAGGOT

>>717558893
>dumb cunt cant take a joke

You married her? Have fun with that

>>717560168
She needs way more help than you can provide. You should leave.

>>717561475
>devoiced

>>717558893

either fake or dumb. get off my /b/. I hope she will dump you.

That "my ex did so and so, better not be like him" shit women pull is fucking cancer. Fuck women. If she actually loves you she should be fine with it coming from you. Again, fuck women.

>>717567289
kek i never noticed i spelled it wrong!

You're a piece of shit who is obviously retarded based on your spelling. She needs to bounce to a bigger and better dick, like yesterday.

>gave permission to fuck another guy

I wanted to reply you and explain why this little friction didn't mean anything, it was already strange that you'd take so seriously.
Then I understood your "relationship" is fucked up beyond repair, so you better off killing yourself because things are not going to improve for you and your "wife" and you are not worth to have a woman on your side.
PS: she's worthless too, married you out of fear of being alone and to beg stuff out of your wallet (your conv. proves it) - at the first misunderstanding she comes up with an "ex" (a fucking ex) after FIVE FUCKING YEARS of marriage.
if you're a troll, my compliments go to you, if you're not, god damnit you're desperate.

>>717559115
Wow. What a dramatic cunt. She's not over her past and has a lot to work on about herself. Tell her she needs to see a therapist or you will dump her ass.

Okay 1 she sounds like my ex and that's a fucking horrible thing, she won't listen to you.

and 2. What the fuck is a nook?

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Anytime someone you get with mentions an ex that fucked them up, ABORT.
YOU ARE MESSING WITH DAMAGED GOODS.YOU ARE MESSING WITH DAMAGED GOODS.YOU ARE MESSING WITH DAMAGED GOODS.
Never stick your dick in crazy unless you keep the feelings out, trust me.

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>>717567743
I think its a reading tablet.

Listen Nick, the more details I'm seeing here, the less healthy I think y'all's marriage is.

Try to figure out how you're going to keep custody of your kids and formulate an exit strategy.

Omg just stop being a cuck.

>>717567679
OP makes a 'joke' about her having to partake in indentured servitude for a fucking nook and she's the dramatic cunt? No wonder none of you have ever gotten laid.

>>717566715
>>717567072
She needs help dude, you do too.
I'd honestly suggest you both try out couples counseling. My ex was just like her, didn't enjoy sex hardly at all...her ex abused her so it was a WAY sensitive subject and blew up at me constantly for being as horny as i am.
We went to counseling together...It worked pretty well tbh. I ended the relationship later because i developed feelings for another woman.

Seriously though, it's worth a shot, and it'll show your willing "to work on yourself" as well as her.

>>717560168
why the FUCK do you want to be with someone so difficult?

get out

>>717568206
Have had sex more than you you fucking cuckold. And I haven't even had much. Under a thousand times and have creampied a couple dozen if I had to guess. Dozen anal creampies too. Not too many oral creampies tho

>>717560168

Oh shit, you're not Nick!

Divorce.

Thank God no kids, so... divorce.

You don't have to be mean. Be civil. But I'll give you the same advice I was giving who I thought you were.

Contact a divorce attorney. I don't care that she "helped" you not commit suicide.

>because she didn't.

Get a divorce attorney, figure out how to keep as much of your shit as you can and DIVORCE her.

You cannot help her.
You cannot fix her.
Staying with her is enabling her having a sore paw and sucking on it rather than fixing it.

You want her to be happy? Leave her.

She is not happy with you. You are not happy with her.

I do not say this lightly. I'm usually the first to encourage couples to work it out.

But seriously.

Make a fucking exit plan. Write her off NOW.

I know you're out of town but perhaps use some of your downtime to contact a lawyer back home and start working up a plan.

I am not being a dick.

I am not fucking around.

2017 NEEDS to be the year you divorce her.

She's not good for you and you're not good for her.

>>717568557

If there wasn't already such a bleeding, jagged rift between them, I'd agree.

But this is one of the few times that my assessment would be NOPE!! ABORT!! ABORT!!

>>717560168
bro divorce that psycho, she clearly is only ever thinking about her ex and waiting for you to slip up so she can bring him back into the conversation, nah man there's nothing you can do to make her happy or "forget" about him you should hang up the ropes and find someone that makes you happy and isn't completely crazed about somebody from the past.

dude just buy her something expensive and make her cum, sorted?

>>717569183
Ehhh...yeah...you might be right /b/ro
This is a bit more advanced than what i dealt with i think.

Shitty situation all around buddy

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>>717558893
You are so fucking beta man. I texted my fianci a huge list of rules (they were a hundred times more fucked up then that shitty list you made) and it got her wet as fuck. We still follow those rules, she loves when I treat her like a whore in bed.

Your wife is probably already cheating on you with somebody else if she had a response like that. She sounds incredibly boring and needs to get over herself and let loose. Too bad you are too beta to realize it.

Leave her or forever be a cuck.

>>717558893
been married for 5 years and still isn't over her ex? Tf
Has she ever tried to full fill your fantasies or even given them thought? How's the sex life?

>>717569473

Do this to pacify her. And then divorce her.

Seriously, I cannot reiterate enough how much you will benefit from breaking all ties with her.

Fellow Virginiafag here. How big/small are her tits, just out of curiosity?

>>717558893
If you have been married five years and this is how she responds then either you two have a shit connection and should end it, or she actively wants to be upset at you and is taking this as easy justification. Maybe you had poor judgment, but she is going off the deep end with her overreaction. Don't let her bully you over this. Move on with your life and get out, since I doubt this is the first time she was like this.

>>717571508

vafag here...

THIS!!!!!

>>717571262

The reason I ask about her tits is because, if they're small enough, I might be willing to be your back door man.

I can be the guy who fucks her, takes pics/vid, then sends them to you and you got your divorce evidence.

hmu at [email protected] if interested.

>>717571794
post pics of yourself first

>>717558893

Emotional scars last a long time OP. You fucked up. Just admit it to her and acknowlege you know why she would be upset about it.

Give it a week, she'll get over it if you are genuine.

>>717571903
Don't forget your wee wee

>>717571972

>being this naive