Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
QOTT: Do people actually believe Chen had sex today?
we gets the key!
and into the cage....
could it really be our Precious at last, my Love?
what beautiful precious's there are everywhere....
So that's a no on monopoly then?
Why would he lie?
Before I got.. OPEN FIRE KILL THAT FILTH HE IS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR US TO TAKE HM DOWN!
Alright if you insist
I refuse to accept your dubs
You're the cute one
Not only cute but also sexy
Come now, lets poor Smeagol haves some!
My Precious's never had one of those before..
POST MIDRIFF OR POST NOTHING AT ALL
I usually don't bother with people who mention they've had sex recently, since it's not really something super-special to brag about, tbh.
I used to think people who did that just never really scored, but turns out, I have now met some people who I basically witnessed going at it, who also bragged about said going-at-it.
My point is, I don't give a shit, but given the way he put it, I'd assume he did.
You're a champion, Charanon.
Is that guy ur waifu? Is his name Smeagol?
Going to drop my usual waifu here
NOOOOO! dont fire upon pooor Smeagol... *Golem! Golem!
well i didnt enjoy monopoly to begin with. I could us a massage thought my neck and shoulder have been aching from sleeping on the couch the other day
It's down. We are good fam back to>>717547117
Weeeee toooolds youuuu.... you cannot trust the whores'ss.....
Sure I believe him. Not like it's something special.
I believe those were all the midriffs I have too
Nice, I used to have one too.
Good job, good job.
>pet rat surrounded by cloth and fur and shredded paper
>Even has several sources of shelter
>Falls asleep on cold metal
all i wanted... was my precious....
Please i've seen your lewds, i may be cute but you are much sexier.
If you insist.
Haha i figured that would be the case, i only know two people that like that game as much as i do. It would be my pleasure.
I lash out at people with little or no provocation. I have bad manners.
I hope that doesn't include me mavis-sama
Oh i don't know about that
You're pretty sexy yourself
well we need to play some better board games sometime then. Might just fall asleep like that
You're doing god's work.
>midriff is best riff behind sick guitar riff
Have some in return
As much as I want to demean you right now, I like your honesty. If you're the same vampire from a while back, I probably knew you anyway.
You were chill.
Glad you like them
Not as much as you though.
Yeah, we'll find some we both like. That would be quite the dilemma, i would like too keep up the massage but i wouldn't want to accidentally wake you. I suppose i'll just get a blanket and cuddle up with you.
Have another one.
Alright, Winner's tired and needs some sleep, so he's gonna hit the hay.
May the midriff gods be with you.
Dinner was damn fine. So much pasta. Wish this was me, but still unable to drink alcohol.
Just because my boobs are bigger doesn't make me sexier
I try to satisfy
i would forgive you if you woke me up and I would be happy with you just being there
5 days with my new unlimited data plan and I'm already way over 1gb
Should I feel bad?
The sign reads following: "I'm a coward and did not want to fight for the german nation"
Opposite - I am a coward and will not fight for the German people
I was so wrong. Feigling threw me off.
Free of what?
I don't usually replay to these posts because I want her to die.
Thanks Chara, you're cool.
He's a fucking kid though.
I watched a stream for 2 hours while on voice in discord
Also posting on thread and stuff like that
I mean yea but I'm using so much internet
Love that part
i mean its unlimited so no problems
But your boobs combined with those curves do.
W-well in that case i might keep it up a little longer. I want to make sure your neck and shoulders feel all better. Then we could fall asleep together.
Also I genuinely thought you switched
Or am I missing some elaborate prank?
Am I being pranked?
I just feel like a degenerate
Feigling just means coward
No problem, you're welcome
oh im sure I wouldnt care about them when i woke up next to you regardless of how they felt. well unless they were missing or something.
Not nowadays, thats basically peanuts.
Just that blurt out is perfect. Better in fukkireta though.
Thats gonna be my greeting for you now. I hope you know that.
>turn this face into an oh no.jpg
Learning English without being in an English is hard. We have 3 different spellings for a word pronounced the same way but with 3 different meanings. Buffalo is the worst offender.
I thought it meant Fighting. Similar structure.
Oh please, they're noting special
You on the other hand...
So you sexually identify as a rope? What are your pronouns? :^)
I can see where you're coming from. I probably would've done the same mistake
No I know it's not that much
But it's in a timespan of 5 days
More like, a lot.
I tried playing league with it but 200 ping is kinda crazy
I'll reply with autistic screeching
That's pretty small picture. And I'm not on my computer
thats fine though. 200 ping is pretty shit but so is LoL :^)
Not bad from someone who has a basic grasp of German.
Ive blown through 6 GB in 3, without downloading anything. Youtube is data heavy to all shit.
Welcome to my life.
Unfortunate. Ill give you the manga page.
>3D is almost always trash
She's an exception if there ever was one.
>inb4 western characters can't be Waifus
"3D" games are just 2D illusions. No one ever said western characters can't be waifu, we have plenty of western waifu in the threads.
Yeah, but it would make me happy if you woke up without pain because of my massage. Yeah that would definitely cause for some concern.
> You on the other hand..
I on the other hand am not as sexy as you~.
I was expecting a joke how I'd feed anyways
But yea league is pretty bad
Damn that's kinda crazy
Guess I shouldn't worry about being a fgt then
Straya Internet is pretty cancer, I've heard
Alright. Well I guess it's working
Yeah, you have a basic grasp. Probably even better then most people.
If you're implying I have a "basic" grasp in german I'll just answer to the you in german the whole fucking thread
I thought it would be hang and noose
I wouldnt worry about it because im sure after that kind of rest my head wouldnt hurt and I would have to repay you for your kindness
I mean you do that for me now
Waifuism is more of a /jp/ and /a/ thing, so can you blame them for being annoyed at /co/ and /v/ users mimicking their customs? It's just elitism. Don't let it effect you.
It's more of a meme than a stigma I guess. I mean, we're not on /a/ here. On /a/ it would be a stigma.
Here? General shitposting and "dank maymays"
No no no, don't you try to pull that.
Your body is slim yet your boobs are rather big. That's a great thing right there.
you insult yourself for feeding whenever we chat about LoL
Oh come now, there's no need to repay me for that~.
> Your body is slim yet your boobs are rather big
That goes for you as well. Plus you're taller so that adds to it as well.
Oh so you dont want in on some of the activities I had in mind after I felt better?
Not as slim as you so nothing will really stand out as much as it would on you, like boobs
And taller doesn't mean better
Why don't you like it? It means people are interested in you and your questions
as school returns so does my fucked sleep schedule
purge all who are a threat to the Reich
I would like to retract my previous statement. T-tell me more about these activities you speak of.
Yeah but your body has a much more mature and alluring look.
Its kay you have nice tits.
I mean I make my way here and wait for hours for you to get online to ask you that one question because you are the only German speaker here.
Good morning Haruhi
I'm definitely not the only one. Shiro (no game no life) is also a german anon. And then there's another one who only lurks.
oh no it was all about repaying you though which i dont think you would want
Please, your body will mature and grow even more sexy but still stay cute.
Even if you don't think you're sexier now.
Even though you are
I'm glad you like them
Please accept these lewds as a sorry present
To be fair he'd probably also lie about what stands there.
Oh yeah, why don't you post your waifu?
>Why do people lie?
Probably because it's fun
>Anna from Shaman King
Oh, I haven't seen you in ages then, though I do remember you. How are you?
We just won't tell her.
We'll keep it between the two of us
Well i do think repaying me isn't necessary, but i don't want to miss out on what you have planned.
Maybe, but as it stands now i'm more on the cute side while you're farther on the sexy side.
>Even if you don't think you're sexier now.
>Even though you are
You say that but every picture you post proves that you are clearly the sexier one.
I'm doing so so. What about you?
Not if you keep quiet.
And if you enjoy them you will
The pics I'm posting would prove I'm more lewd more than anything.
>it just doesn't seem like your sexier that's all.
well in that case we would have quite a long time between the two of us doing all the nasty dirty things I could think up besides the dishes.
Also i agree with Juvia. you are very sexy
Any particular reason why you feel like that?
>Aslo fuck you Re:Moot for filesize
But the lewd pics just show it off your sexiness even more.
I'm sure i won't be disappointed. and much like the dishes, i'm sure we'll need to get cleaned up after we're done. Aw c'mon, you're making me blush~.
Oh im sure we could work cleaning up into the schedule with a nice trip to the shower together. I mean when you look so hot I cant help it
They make me seem more sexy even though I'm not anymore then i was before
You on the other hand grow far more sexy with lewds
I imagine cleaning up won't be the only thing we do in the shower. Well it makes me happy to hear such things from you, my little cutie~.
Yeah but it takes the lewds to show off my sexiness. But you look sexy enough without them.
of course not we would both be naked and of course we would be touching each other a lot. Yeah i dont say that stuff often huh?
No i need the lewds more than you.
My clothes aren't really sexy more or less stylish
Pls no drawings
>this is the sign I should sleep
Nah, talking about my grasp. I have a friend that speaks barely conversational German, he still has to think of words in most phrases.
Its stupid. We can barely hit 10 mbps unless we are on a 'national broadband network' that barely covers a third of most cities.
If you want. I thought it would be pretty cool in cascading colors, but monochrome works.
Well i don't even have a computer to make drawings on if that's what you want. However, is there something i can possibly do for you now?
oh, sorry, I didn't read it
So, no particular reason... Any idea on how to cheer up then?
Don't worry, you don't want to know how often I use the dictionary for one stupid word that just doesn't come to mind when I need it
That's why I want to visit an english speaking country to step up my english game
Plus the fun of rubbing our slippery soapy bodies together. Not too often, yeah. But all the other sweet thing you say to me are more than enough, so don't feel like you need to say things like that more.
Neither are mine, they're more plain than stylish or sexy.
But yours show off your slim body were as mine are more of a winter style.
That doesn't mean i still can't talk to you and do things for you.
I never hold any grudges on here.
im sure it is unforggetable and I feel like I should round it out though. really drive the desire home and that pic is too cute
What is jesting?
Also is there anything you want me to do for you since i didn't do anything for you apparently?
Hello you absolute QT
Please, let me make it up to you.
thanks I didn't notice
can you talk?
But you're clothes show your body a bit less, so when you take them off it's much more of a reveal.
Well i'm sure you'll find a good balance, but trust me i can feel your desire. Well that pic isn't the only thing here that is too cute. *wink*
well yeah that stuff feels weird to write and really what else do you feel? Do you have something in your eye?
No it's not
Maybe but your clothes make you look cute and a bit sexy, seeing how it shows your body off a bit better
You a cute
I feel my burning love for you. Just the reflection of a black haired cutie.
If you wore similar clothes they would show off your body better than mine.
It's pink but some artists color it red for some reason i don't know :c
awe thats sweet thank you. Well thats what happens when you look into a mirror
company that makes banners and shit, i'm doing distributor relations
also where's the fag that was saying sono died?
Yeah but there's no mirror here, and the cutie i speak of has black hair and green eyes, not purple~.
well i dont think i know this cutie maybe you could introduce me
You got that right!
How are you doing, anon?