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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>717540174 Rules: >Claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>717540174

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>717546769
I prob should head out fam.
Goodbye
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still here
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QOTT: Do people actually believe Chen had sex today?
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>>717546541
yes! YES!
we gets the key!
and into the cage....

could it really be our Precious at last, my Love?

what beautiful precious's there are everywhere....
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>>717546723
So that's a no on monopoly then?

>>717546662
Why would he lie?
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God I love dogs
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>>717546928
Before I got.. OPEN FIRE KILL THAT FILTH HE IS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR US TO TAKE HM DOWN!
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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>717546611
>Dub dubs
Alright if you insist
>>717546637
>>717546938
I refuse to accept your dubs
You're the cute one
Not only cute but also sexy
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>>717546611
just happend to notice it while reading your post
didn't mean it directly at you
>>717546907
is chen that 15 year old spic?
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>>717546907
Come now, lets poor Smeagol haves some!
My Precious's never had one of those before..
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POST MIDRIFF OR POST NOTHING AT ALL
>pic related
Mina claimed.

>>717546907
I usually don't bother with people who mention they've had sex recently, since it's not really something super-special to brag about, tbh.
I used to think people who did that just never really scored, but turns out, I have now met some people who I basically witnessed going at it, who also bragged about said going-at-it.
My point is, I don't give a shit, but given the way he put it, I'd assume he did.
>More midriff
You're a champion, Charanon.
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>>717547047
Is that guy ur waifu? Is his name Smeagol?
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Ok now I go.
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Going to drop my usual waifu here
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>>717546990
NOOOOO! dont fire upon pooor Smeagol... *Golem! Golem!
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>>717546938
well i didnt enjoy monopoly to begin with. I could us a massage thought my neck and shoulder have been aching from sleeping on the couch the other day
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>>717547158
It's down. We are good fam back to>>717547117
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I think I hate almost everyone in this thread
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>>717547158
Weeeee toooolds youuuu.... you cannot trust the whores'ss.....
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>>717546907
Sure I believe him. Not like it's something special.

>>717547051
I believe those were all the midriffs I have too
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>>717547245
Harsh.

>Vampire waifu
Nice, I used to have one too.

>>717547279
Good job, good job.
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>pet rat surrounded by cloth and fur and shredded paper
>Even has several sources of shelter
>Falls asleep on cold metal
Okay, then.
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>>717547199
all i wanted... was my precious....

*gluarrghghth....
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>>717547018
Please i've seen your lewds, i may be cute but you are much sexier.

>>717547051
If you insist.

>>717547165
Haha i figured that would be the case, i only know two people that like that game as much as i do. It would be my pleasure.
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>>717547372
I lash out at people with little or no provocation. I have bad manners.
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>>717547245
Hello
I hope that doesn't include me mavis-sama
>>717547590
Oh i don't know about that
You're pretty sexy yourself
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>>717547503
pic
>>717547590
well we need to play some better board games sometime then. Might just fall asleep like that
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>>717547679
Nice tits.
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>>717547590
You're doing god's work.
>midriff is best riff behind sick guitar riff
Have some in return

>>717547601
As much as I want to demean you right now, I like your honesty. If you're the same vampire from a while back, I probably knew you anyway.
You were chill.
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>>717546769
Claiming MegaMilk!
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>>717547698
Thank you!
Glad you like them
>
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>>717548109
:O
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>>717547679
Not as much as you though.

>>717547694
Yeah, we'll find some we both like. That would be quite the dilemma, i would like too keep up the massage but i wouldn't want to accidentally wake you. I suppose i'll just get a blanket and cuddle up with you.

>>717547759
Have another one.
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Alright, Winner's tired and needs some sleep, so he's gonna hit the hay.
Night, fam.
>pic related

>>717548250
>>717548109
>>717547279
May the midriff gods be with you.
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Dinner was damn fine. So much pasta. Wish this was me, but still unable to drink alcohol.
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>>717548181
>
Enjoy
>>717548250
Just because my boobs are bigger doesn't make me sexier
>>717548395
I try to satisfy
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>>717548395
Goodnight Win anon
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>>717548250
i would forgive you if you woke me up and I would be happy with you just being there
>>717548395
night
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>>717548479
What does this sign say?
>
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>>717548588
It looks like 'I have been fighting night after night for the Germans to be free'.
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5 days with my new unlimited data plan and I'm already way over 1gb
Should I feel bad?
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>>717548588
Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this something
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>>717548588
The sign reads following: "I'm a coward and did not want to fight for the german nation"
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>>717548588
I am 1 fucking coward and will not for the German people.
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>>717548732
The hell do you do?
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>>717548732
well if its unlimited
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>>717548588
Opposite - I am a coward and will not fight for the German people
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>>717548677
Free of what?
>>717548741
I don't usually replay to these posts because I want her to die.
>>717548771
Thanks Chara, you're cool.
>>717548795
He's a fucking kid though.
>>717548840
Poor kid.
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>>717548924
See
>>717548876
I was first reply.
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>>717548820
I watched a stream for 2 hours while on voice in discord
Also posting on thread and stuff like that
>>717548833
I mean yea but I'm using so much internet
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>>717549000
USAGI GA NIGETERU
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>>717549027
Jesus

>>717549047
Love that part
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>>717549027
i mean its unlimited so no problems
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>>717548395
Goodnight.

>>717548453
But your boobs combined with those curves do.

>>717548584
W-well in that case i might keep it up a little longer. I want to make sure your neck and shoulders feel all better. Then we could fall asleep together.
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>>717549047
*autistic screeching*
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>>717548980
Fucking German is hard fuck that shit.
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>>717549096
Also I genuinely thought you switched
Or am I missing some elaborate prank?
Am I being pranked?
>>717549098
I just feel like a degenerate
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>>717548876
Feigling just means coward

>>717548924
No problem, you're welcome
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>>717549125
oh im sure I wouldnt care about them when i woke up next to you regardless of how they felt. well unless they were missing or something.
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>>717549256
I wish I was that rope around that kid's throat.
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>>717549332
Nice feet.
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>>717549027
>1 GB
>so much
Not nowadays, thats basically peanuts.
>>717549096
Just that blurt out is perfect. Better in fukkireta though.
>>717549144
Thats gonna be my greeting for you now. I hope you know that.
>turn this face into an oh no.jpg
>>717549221
Learning English without being in an English is hard. We have 3 different spellings for a word pronounced the same way but with 3 different meanings. Buffalo is the worst offender.
>>717549256
I thought it meant Fighting. Similar structure.
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>>717549228
why? you just use internet a bit
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>>717548588
It says, "I am a coward and would not fight for the German folk", more or less
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>>717549125
>
Oh please, they're noting special
You on the other hand...
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>>717549319
So you sexually identify as a rope? What are your pronouns? :^)

>>717549399
I can see where you're coming from. I probably would've done the same mistake
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>>717549399
No I know it's not that much
But it's in a timespan of 5 days
>>717549405
More like, a lot.
I tried playing league with it but 200 ping is kinda crazy
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>>717549399
I'll reply with autistic screeching
That's pretty small picture. And I'm not on my computer
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>>717549608
thats fine though. 200 ping is pretty shit but so is LoL :^)
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>>717549546
Not bad from someone who has a basic grasp of German.
>>717549608
Ive blown through 6 GB in 3, without downloading anything. Youtube is data heavy to all shit.
>200 ping
Welcome to my life.
>>717549639
Unfortunate. Ill give you the manga page.
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>>717546769
>3D is almost always trash
She's an exception if there ever was one.
>inb4 western characters can't be Waifus
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>>717549228
I "switch" to fuck with others
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>>717549762
I'll try to make it later. Do you want the mouth monochrome?
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>>717549765
>almost always
implies there is exceptions yes
>western characters
nobody really cares
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>>717549765
"3D" games are just 2D illusions. No one ever said western characters can't be waifu, we have plenty of western waifu in the threads.
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>>717549546
Grip and squeeze
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>>717549262
Yeah, but it would make me happy if you woke up without pain because of my massage. Yeah that would definitely cause for some concern.

>>717549332
Nice feet

>>717549429
> You on the other hand..
I on the other hand am not as sexy as you~.
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>>717549399
Thank God I'm not American, Australian or English.
>>717549418
But I didn't ask you...
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>>717549731
I was expecting a joke how I'd feed anyways
But yea league is pretty bad
>>717549762
Damn that's kinda crazy
Guess I shouldn't worry about being a fgt then
Straya Internet is pretty cancer, I've heard
>>717549807
Alright. Well I guess it's working
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>>717549762
Yeah, you have a basic grasp. Probably even better then most people.
If you're implying I have a "basic" grasp in german I'll just answer to the you in german the whole fucking thread

>>717549940
I thought it would be hang and noose
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>>717549968
I wouldnt worry about it because im sure after that kind of rest my head wouldnt hurt and I would have to repay you for your kindness
>>717550037
I mean you do that for me now
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>>717549896
>>717549924
Whenever I mention western Waifus, I get jeered at like they're shit-tier. I blame butthurt weeaboos for enforcing that stigma.
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>>717550146
Waifuism is more of a /jp/ and /a/ thing, so can you blame them for being annoyed at /co/ and /v/ users mimicking their customs? It's just elitism. Don't let it effect you.
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>>717550118
What do you mean?
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>>717550146
It's more of a meme than a stigma I guess. I mean, we're not on /a/ here. On /a/ it would be a stigma.

Here? General shitposting and "dank maymays"
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>>717550037
Keikaku Doori
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>>717549968
No no no, don't you try to pull that.
Your body is slim yet your boobs are rather big. That's a great thing right there.
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>>717550059
Strangle and suffocate?
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>>717550399
you insult yourself for feeding whenever we chat about LoL
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>>717550465
What did he mean by this?
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>>717550532
Yeah, I can live with that too
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>>717550604
The world may never know
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>>717550118
Oh come now, there's no need to repay me for that~.

>>717550509
> Your body is slim yet your boobs are rather big
That goes for you as well. Plus you're taller so that adds to it as well.
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>>717550624
I don't like when I always ask you something and everyone in the thread has to answer for you.
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>>717551054
Oh so you dont want in on some of the activities I had in mind after I felt better?
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>>717551054
Not as slim as you so nothing will really stand out as much as it would on you, like boobs
And taller doesn't mean better
>>717551149
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>>717551149
Apologies, didn't mean to give you a false (you)

>Juvia
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>>717551149
Why don't you like it? It means people are interested in you and your questions
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as school returns so does my fucked sleep schedule

purge all who are a threat to the Reich

カラミチーマス
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>>717551237
I would like to retract my previous statement. T-tell me more about these activities you speak of.

>>717551323
Yeah but your body has a much more mature and alluring look.
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>>717551323
>>717551395
Its kay you have nice tits.
>>717551694
I mean I make my way here and wait for hours for you to get online to ask you that one question because you are the only German speaker here.
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>>717551715
How about you go to sleep at 9pm like a normal person?
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>>717552003
Good morning Haruhi

>>717552024
I'm definitely not the only one. Shiro (no game no life) is also a german anon. And then there's another one who only lurks.
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>>717551838
oh no it was all about repaying you though which i dont think you would want
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>>717551838
Please, your body will mature and grow even more sexy but still stay cute.
Even if you don't think you're sexier now.
Even though you are
>>717552024
I'm glad you like them
>
Please accept these lewds as a sorry present
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>>717552136
Shiro doesn't seem very approachable. I like you a lot more.
>>717552292
My waifu would me if she found out I looked at another woman.
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>>717552409
Thank you.
To be fair he'd probably also lie about what stands there.
Oh yeah, why don't you post your waifu?
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>>717552548
Why do people lie? And my waifu is on my other computer.

>anna from Shaman king
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>>717552633
>Why do people lie?
Probably because it's fun


>Anna from Shaman King
Oh, I haven't seen you in ages then, though I do remember you. How are you?
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Not actually here, just clocking in.
>Suika
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>>717552136
good moring
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>>717552409
We just won't tell her.
We'll keep it between the two of us
>
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>>717552749
I'm gone, bye.
>>717552894
She'll strangle me with her beads, bye.
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>>717552199
Well i do think repaying me isn't necessary, but i don't want to miss out on what you have planned.

>>717552292
Maybe, but as it stands now i'm more on the cute side while you're farther on the sexy side.
>Even if you don't think you're sexier now.
>Even though you are
You say that but every picture you post proves that you are clearly the sexier one.
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>>717552064
Trial and failure.
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>>717552887
I'm doing so so. What about you?

>>717553016
Bye then
>>
>>717553016
Not if you keep quiet.
And if you enjoy them you will
>
>>717553136
The pics I'm posting would prove I'm more lewd more than anything.
>it just doesn't seem like your sexier that's all.
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>>717553136
well in that case we would have quite a long time between the two of us doing all the nasty dirty things I could think up besides the dishes.
Also i agree with Juvia. you are very sexy
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>>717553214
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>>717553631
Long hair a best
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>>717553608
Any particular reason why you feel like that?
>>
>>717553774
Yup
>Aslo fuck you Re:Moot for filesize
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>>717553405
But the lewd pics just show it off your sexiness even more.

>>717553494
I'm sure i won't be disappointed. and much like the dishes, i'm sure we'll need to get cleaned up after we're done. Aw c'mon, you're making me blush~.
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>>717554296
Oh im sure we could work cleaning up into the schedule with a nice trip to the shower together. I mean when you look so hot I cant help it
>>
>>717554296
They make me seem more sexy even though I'm not anymore then i was before
You on the other hand grow far more sexy with lewds
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>>717554153
i don't know
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>>717554464
I imagine cleaning up won't be the only thing we do in the shower. Well it makes me happy to hear such things from you, my little cutie~.

>>717554669
Yeah but it takes the lewds to show off my sexiness. But you look sexy enough without them.
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>>717555388
of course not we would both be naked and of course we would be touching each other a lot. Yeah i dont say that stuff often huh?
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:o
>>
>>717555388
>dubs
No i need the lewds more than you.
My clothes aren't really sexy more or less stylish
>>717555786
Pls no drawings
>>
>>717555786
:o
>>
>>717555826
tistana drew that for me ._.

not like you ever did anything for me or appreciated my drawings...
>>717555940
????
>>
>>717555963
:o
>>
>>717555963
tristana -_-
>>
>>717554059
see >>717554970 Sorry for the mislink <3
>>
>>717556026
who is this? :o
>>
>>717556137
-_- why do you hate me you dingus :o
>>
>this is the sign I should sleep
>>717550059
Nah, talking about my grasp. I have a friend that speaks barely conversational German, he still has to think of words in most phrases.
>>717550037
Its stupid. We can barely hit 10 mbps unless we are on a 'national broadband network' that barely covers a third of most cities.
>>717549878
If you want. I thought it would be pretty cool in cascading colors, but monochrome works.
>>
>>717555963
Well i don't even have a computer to make drawings on if that's what you want. However, is there something i can possibly do for you now?
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>>717556077
>>717554970
oh, sorry, I didn't read it

So, no particular reason... Any idea on how to cheer up then?

>>717556215
Don't worry, you don't want to know how often I use the dictionary for one stupid word that just doesn't come to mind when I need it

That's why I want to visit an english speaking country to step up my english game
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>>717555691
Plus the fun of rubbing our slippery soapy bodies together. Not too often, yeah. But all the other sweet thing you say to me are more than enough, so don't feel like you need to say things like that more.

>>717555826
Neither are mine, they're more plain than stylish or sexy.
>>
>>717556242
it's too late and you've already moved on it seems
>>717556209
I don't hate strangers :o
>>
>>717556507
But I'm not a stranger :o
>>
>>717556658
you don't have a name so I don't know who this is :o
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>>717556465
But yours show off your slim body were as mine are more of a winter style.
>>717556507
That doesn't mean i still can't talk to you and do things for you.
I never hold any grudges on here.
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>>717556465
im sure it is unforggetable and I feel like I should round it out though. really drive the desire home and that pic is too cute
>>
>>717556690
That's because I'm on my phone :o
>>
>>717556798
ah ok :o
>>717556744
neither do I

I'm just jesting tho
>>
>>717556884
Dingus :o
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>>717556371
Come here and admire the serenity
>>
>>717556936
please don't bully me :o
>>
>>717556884
What is jesting?
Also is there anything you want me to do for you since i didn't do anything for you apparently?
>>
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Surprise pink hair
>>
>>717557064
red*
>>717557043
joking

you've done enough
>>
>>717557064
Yours :o
>>
>>717557064
Hello you absolute QT
>>717557106
Please, let me make it up to you.
>
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>>717556077
thanks I didn't notice
>>717556371
can you talk?
>>
>>717557220
it's fine :o
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>>717556744
But you're clothes show your body a bit less, so when you take them off it's much more of a reveal.

>>717556746
Well i'm sure you'll find a good balance, but trust me i can feel your desire. Well that pic isn't the only thing here that is too cute. *wink*
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>>717557508
well yeah that stuff feels weird to write and really what else do you feel? Do you have something in your eye?
>>
>>717557503
No it's not
>
>>717557508
Maybe but your clothes make you look cute and a bit sexy, seeing how it shows your body off a bit better
>>
>>717557778
now you're putting words in my mouth .-.
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>>717557106
It's pink

>>717557201
Yours :o

>>717557220
You a cute
>>
>>717557916
looked red in that pic :o

I see it now
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can i go back to bed yet?
>>
>>717548771
"I am a coward and did not want to fight for the German people."
>>
>>717558067
it's 6am

you're up early :o
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>>717557642
I feel my burning love for you. Just the reflection of a black haired cutie.

>>717557778
If you wore similar clothes they would show off your body better than mine.
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>>717558162
starting new job today
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>>717558218
where? :o
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>>717558060
It's pink but some artists color it red for some reason i don't know :c
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>>717558177
awe thats sweet thank you. Well thats what happens when you look into a mirror
>>
>>717558259
pink is my favorite color so that's good :o
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>>717558248
company that makes banners and shit, i'm doing distributor relations

also where's the fag that was saying sono died?
>>
Claimu
>>
>>717558256
Morning Syndra <3
>>
>>717558411
why would I know? :o

sounds fun
>>717558469
cute
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>>717558383
It's the best color
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>>717558296
Yeah but there's no mirror here, and the cutie i speak of has black hair and green eyes, not purple~.
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>>717558552
i dunno, someone's bound to know
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>>717558580
well i dont think i know this cutie maybe you could introduce me
>>
>>717558552
You got that right!

How are you doing, anon?
>>
>>717558672
it's probably just someone being anonymous :o
>>717558569
glad I chose a waifu with pink hair
>>
>>717558759
I'm doing ok tho you know me :o
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