You can transform every breeding-aged woman on the planet any

Remove vocal cords, teeth, and the ability to say no

>>717531543
Delete noise box

>>717531815

Maybe make the teeth retractable, unless you want a bunch of slobbering women who sound like Daffy Duck when they talk.

>>717532010
Removed the vocal cords... they cannot talk

>>717532075
Ever heard a dog with no vocal cords? They still bark, and it sounds horrifying

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Women keep their vocal chords, but can only speak when they've got a cock in their ass, write when they've got a cock in their cunt or read when they've got a cock in their mouths.

>>717531543
Trappify all of them.

I would nap

Reprogram the brain so their only goal in life is to be constantly covered in cum. Also increase their breast size to DD if below

Sterilize them.

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Make them all my personal harem

Prehensile tails are a must have

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All women gradually begin to find their hands and feet being replaced with animal hooves & paws, along with animal tails and ears growing in.

Alongside those physical changes, women also find themselves struggling with humiliating and difficult-to-control animal instincts and behaviors, along with a growing loathing of clothing.

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>>717532533

How long?

Just...fleshy, hairless monkey tails?

>>717531543
Cut off tits and give them a dick.

all women are 14 year old japanese girls

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>>717531543

Make them milkable like cow so I could create a tit milk empire

>>717532703
Preferably with a dick at the end

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>>717532748

They're all milkable right now - it's just a matter of inducing lactation in all of them against their will, and cause shit to happen to force them to allow themselves to be milked en masse like cattle.

>>717531543
Delete female.exe
Goodbye human race.

>>717532703
A little bigger than the persons thigh, I'm sure it could be adapted later if needed

And no more like cat tails I guess, with full control

>>717532862
That's pretty much what I meant, make them be constantly be producing milk or something like that.
>1 assemble personal harem
>2 milk them endlessly
>3 ???
>4 profit

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>>717532966

They just disappear without warning in a blink of an eye? No horrible deaths or wishing them into the sun or turning them into, like, hamburgers or something first?

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By making them all sterile. And giving them cancer.

Everyone gets laid because we're going extinct and there's a fuckton of irresponsible roasties roaming about looking to get as much fun as possible in their last few months.

I make them all men.

>>717532966
Wouldn't they still exist?
Just be unable to execute a function?

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An oldie but goodie:

Women are altered from the ground-up so that if they go for 24 hours without ingesting a load of human semen, they’re turned into wanton little fucksluts.

The moment a woman has gone 24 hours without semen, her ability to concentrate begins to dissipate and she slowly loses the ability to read, write, or even walk upright. 4 hours or so in she’ll gradually develop a humiliating desire to remain nude as more of her higher brain functions shut down and are replaced with new instincts and desires that slowly transform her into a semen hound.

After 8 hours of withdrawal, any woman’s transformation into a crawling, naked beast (a beast no smarter than a dog but twice as horny) would be complete. A woman in this state wouldn’t be able to speak (at least in any way anyone can understand), but their sense of smell would incredibly enhanced to allow them to better seek out semen. Women would also routinely sniff and lick at the air in the hopes of catching a whiff of semen, and would pump and wiggle their asses in the hopes of luring any male hiding nearby to take them from behind.

A simple dose of semen would be enough to fully restore a woman’s faculties, though it could take up to several hours for them to return. A woman who goes more than 72 hours without ingesting semen will be much harder to restore - she will require a minimum of 4-5 doses of semen, introduced into her mouth, ass *and* vagina.

Once restored, women remember what they did (or was done to them) while in semen withdrawal, and humanity has to rewrite all laws regarding consent in regards to sex.

Put dicks on their tits instead of nipples

Just a point to all adding features ect...
They would be incredibly unlikely to have no affect on the men, I mean, If the females got tails, it stands to reason the men would too, if only eventually

>>717533229
Goddamn
That is glorious

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>>717533042

This is the first, best answer.

It's really only a matter of deciding how much bigger all women's tits should be scaled up and how much milk they should all be forced to make.

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>>717531543
Remove all traces of feminism, and fix that mudslime blanket-wearing shit.

>>717533229
So children need to be fucked every 4 hours during school?

>>717533409
>>717533409
Well, not necessarily
Take tits for example
Only women have them, not men.
So it could be like that, the tails or whatever would be purely female traits

>>717533229
i remember that

>>717533409

We're talking magic here, so presumably the female genome would be retroactively altered so that only women get tails (at least for the forseeable future).

>>717533563

Where does it say that?

>>717533444
Can you not imagine hot many land whales and wrinkled bone-bags would be exposing themselves along with the cutie pies? Ugh...

>>717531543
give them 45 penises around the circumference of their waist that resembles a skirt made of cocks.

>>717533069
>>717533182
Poof, gone.
I don't hate women, and don't wish for suffering, but I think we have completely fucked everything up as a species and need to be obliterated from the planet.

>>717533503
That's probably implied with the making women better part

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>>717533591
>>717533229

Worth it just to see how feminists, lesbians and uggos react.

Imagine which of these bitches would be able to survive the longest if this shit were to kick in tomorrow.

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>>717531543
BTW.. from an earlier. thread. 'Scuse the bad editing. I was in 4-bit 640x480 VGA mode. Long story unworthy here.

I make them all look like creepychan

>>717533734
Listen, we're trying to have a jack off fest here as we fantasize about our own perfect worlds where we have a chance of getting laid. Go be a different kind of faggot than us somewhere else

>>717533851

Nice edit. In a perfect would your computer would actually change her in real life.

>>717533590
Both genders have tits... we just lack excess adipose tissue and milk glands i guess?
Anyway, almost every difference is due to the balance of hormones we carry, not environment changes, such as mutations that lead to better survival, shorter wing spans on birds etc, which tend to pass on through the species rather than select genders
I'm no scientist though

>>717533682
if all females need to be fucked to read or write,
and children need to do such things, and are also female...

Hmm, probably replace their saliva with cum. It looks and tastes just like cum, not just saliva that looks like it. It has the same consistency and everything. It'd also be great to see feminists loss their minds from that

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>>717533725
>improvement

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Funny, I always imagined the enslavement of the world's women happening as the result of men being altered rather that women.

Specifically, men are reprogrammed to suddenly view all women as nothing but chattle, to the extreme that from men's new perspective, women have ALWAYS been pets/slaves/livestock but they've somehow set themselves free and now it's mens' responsibility to put females back into their place. Men retain their basic personalities and affections for the women in their lives, only now instead of viewing them as wives, daughters and friends, men can suddenly only view these women as property run amok.

Of course, this leads to all kinds of horror stories for women as they realize that the men in their lives have been reprogrammed overnight, and womens' shock at all this puts them on the defensive just long enough for men to start enslaving them (well, enslaving them *again* from men's point-of-view), with plans for slave processing centers drawn up in every large town and city in the world, the establishment of governmental bodies regulating the sale and purchase of women, and mandatory summons being distributed to all women and girls demanding they report to slave processing centers once they're built.

>>717534124
Fine, what about dicks? That's a male exclusive trait. The point is you only women would get it, you get what I mean

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>>717533563
I like where this is going.

>>717533734
Oh okay, I thought they would have a sys file or something
tenacious cunts they are

>>717534209

So every woman becomes mucklemouthed and barely able to speak or breathe?

>>717534329
how do you suppose two holes would mate?

>>717534347
Nah, but you'll definitely have to run a registry cleaning program afterwards.

>>717531543
Make them biologically perfect in every way. Intelligent, strong, resistant to disease, and sexy as fuck. Then fill them with hormones to make them horny.

Within a few generations, the human species will be genetically perfect gods.

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I'd have to vote for a non-consensual Dolcett-style world where no woman goes to her grave without being turned into food first.

>>717534373
plus every kiss would be like getting off with a camal

>>717534462
The thing is, would the hormones be able to outweigh how much of a pretentious cunt they would all turn into where they wouldn't fuck anything?

>>717534453
Wait a minute... they're all gone....
Who's gonna do the cleaning?

>>717534209
>Spit on own vagina
>Become self-pregnant
Immaculate conception

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>>717534599
>>717534373
>>717534209

Just change it so every woman's saliva is replaced with actual cum so lesbians can't ever eat each other out without fear of accidentally knocking each other up...

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>>717534775
Kek

>>717534775
So THAT'S where Jesus came from!

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Guys are granted the power to export photos of any women in their fap folder into real life, Weird Science-style.

A special "export" command appears in each guy's fap folder, that - when used to export a photo - creates a perfect, flesh & blood duplicate of the woman in said photo as she existed at the moment that photo was taken.

Women can be exported multiple times from the same photograph, creating as many duplicates you like, and any adjustments made to an exported woman's source photo (either before she's exported or while she's alive after being exported) will be reflected in that woman's body.

Exported women will behave and age just like the original women documented in the photos, so if you there's technically nothing keeping you from trying to live out your life with Harry Potter-era Emma Watson, aside from the fact that she's completely undocumented and will probably wonder how she just suddenly wound up in some anon's den without warning.

If that becomes too much of a problem, a "delete" command can also be found each each anon's fap folder that will erase an exported woman from existence, or you can choose to "import" and then "save as" if you'd like to hang on to an imported woman but don't want to confuse friends when they drop by this weekend....

>>717534775
Would that count as inbreeding?

>>717533820
>>717533851

Can you give them all bigger tits, or at least that skinny dyke?

>>717534775
assuming the saliva has fertile sperm within it...
>>717534835
And the previous issues still apply... all you did was make the cum fertile....which the coil and other contraception could fix easily...

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In a single afternoon, all women turn into food from the inside out.

Women still retain their human appearance, but instead of being made of blood, flesh and bone, their bodies are now comprised of one of the victim's favorite foods.

On the negative side, women fall apart pretty easily - hit or shove a woman and she's likely to lose a limb, or at worst, find her entire body collapsing under its own weight. Exposure to water will also cause most women to almost immediately erode, though almost every woman also quickly discovers that as long as a teaspoon of her body remains in a solid state, her body will eventually - over the course of a 24-hour period - reconstitute itself.

On the plus side, since women are no longer made of human flesh, they are now immune to any and all physical diseases, and since their bodies can automatically regenerate, world hunger nearly becomes a thing of the past overnight.

New laws need to be passed, however, outlawing the nonconsensual destruction and/ore consumption of women's bodies, and now that women are no longer made of flesh, they can no longer reproduce and can no longer even be technically labeled "human" or even "alive".

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>>717535161
>which the coil and other contraception could fix easily
the...coil?

>>717534992
selfbreeding?

>>717535161
>assuming the saliva has fertile sperm within it...

This is /b/ and bein as it is full of faggots, I'm guessing semen in the saliva isn't a big stretch!

>>717535302
google is your friend

>>717535364
I wanna fuck Google in the o's

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>>717531543
>>717533820
>>717533851

Should special stuff just happen to lesbians, feminists and SJWs like these?

>>717535364
I don't think I wanna be on that list...

>>717531543
>ITT boys that can't make eye contact at starbucks but think they could run a harem without getting beat to death by females.

>>717535418
I like the little hole on the e

Honestly? Introduce dominant genes to marginaly increase height, longevity, intelligence, and general health. Then after only two generations humanity as a whole is just better. Also increase every woman one cup size, completely remove nudity/sex based shame, make rape not traumatic, make jizz taste great, double frequency and power of sexual impulses and change the genes that pass down male sexual characteristics so that they pass down huge dicks to the next generation

>>717534611
No cuz theyre intelligent so they wouldnt become feminists

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>>717535602

Aww man, only one cup size?

>>717535602
>make rape not traumatic

Wait what

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It *would* be funny to somehow magically delete the human rights of all women literally overnight, so they'd all wake up tomorrow morning with the status of livestock and pets with men allowed to claim any of them as such on the spot.

>>717535699
I mean most boobs don't need huge improvement, they're pretty great as is

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Just turn them all into Christina Hendricks

Perfect world

No more wars. World peace. Everyone wants to have fun and live free

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>>717535699
>>717535910

True, but it would be fun to ramp up all tits by, like, 5 cup sizes for a day.

Maybe create a magic dial that's tied into the tits of every woman in the world (complete with a big shiny red LACTATE button) that someone could play with a few random times a year?

I'd go for a more subtle change. Any woman who isn't white, healthy, mentally sane (meaning no genderfluid shit or other nutcases), a meat eater, non feminist and atleast looks like a female is instantly sterile. The remainer are unable to get pregnant with any male who doesn't match with all the same points except has to look male.

The world would become a much greater place to live.

>>717535871
make it so the mind registers being dominated as a turn on, but the norm would be to try and stop such activity
making rape non traumatic

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>>717531543
All wimmins is now succubi

>>717531815
Not sure if you've ever seen what someone looks like without teeth, but it changes their entire jaw structure over time. They'd all look ridiculous.

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>>717535987

Even better if every woman's transformation into Christina Hendricks is slow and staggered, so some women are changing before others, giving women plenty of time to panic before they finally finish changing into The Perfect Woman.

>>717531543
they now all have a feminine penis.

WHO IS THE FAGGOT NOW?!
oh that's right still me.....

>>717536115
Why even keep them around?
Just have them all melt or turn into dust or some other horrible shit that they deserve.

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guys seriously though.

How the fug do we change all women to christina hendricks

>>717534195
Refer to what OP said about age.

>>717536459
we just do

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>>717536386

No lie, all women suddenly starting to melt (or dying in some other slow, gradual way) would be weirdly hot.

>>717531543
Give them the power to choose their fate and live up to their fullest potential. Most everyone in this thread needs a shrink for real.

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>>717536321
That would be fun anon.

You're so creative. :D

>>717536603
You fuckin' sicko. You disgust me.

>>717536530
Children can't breed?
Are we sure about this?

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>>717536459
>>717536551
>>717536321

Imagine OP's poor dyke chick or this >>717533820 lesbian crew slowly finding their tits swelling up as their bodies start going through a second, Christina Hendricks-puberty over the course of a few days...

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>>717536603
I have no words

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WHYYYYYYYY

I'd make them all autistic
>not cognitively developed enough to lie or understand why you would lie
>always speaks what they mean/feel
>no need to romance because they don't even understand the concept
>also fuck women

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>>717536656

Thanks, anon. But does every woman change in body only, keeping their original minds and memories, or they all become clones of Hendricks in mind as well?

>>717536731
Youngest recorded pregnancy was a 5 year old...

>>717536892
human garbage made this video and you should be ashamed for saving it.

>>717537066
I think that is classed as child...

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>This thread

>>717537082
If I got ashamed I'm in the wrong place

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>>717537053
Christina Henrick's body

Ann Coulter's brain

>>717537150
I was trying to add to your case.

>>717537082
At least it wasn't that fucko that smashes eggs into everything when he's done.

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All women wake up tomorrow morning to find history altered so they're now living in a world where women have *always* been pets and livestock.

Anyone posting in this thread gets to pick up to 20 women they want to own (along with the housing and money needed to support them), while all women wake up naked and collared in doggy beds or in barnyards or in milking stalls tomorrow morning.

Replace cattle with women. Seriously this would actually help the planet.

Some can go dairy, the ugly and hambeasts would make excellent for the slaughterhouse. You then have the pedegree women kept just for breeding.
Think of all that reclaimed land. It can all be restored back to native ecosystems.

what would we do about female family members?

>>717536991
also
>unable to live without a caregiver = no more feminism
we'd have to keep them around just for breeding

>>717537305
>bells on nipple piercings

That's a great idea!
If my girlfriend ever gets nipple piercings I have to remember this.

>>717537430

All women end up as cattle, or just some? What's your criteria for which women end up as slaughterhouse cattle? Would any of the women in >>717533820 end up as breeding stock?

>>717537291
You achieved such

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>>717537462

Hope you don't have female family members.

Or go out of your way to buy them up to protect them from ending up in someone else's hands.

>>717531543
Get them off the psych meds.

>>717537462
They're still female

Fuck them like the rest

>>717532405
this
would do the earth and all other species a favor

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Unabortable, spontaneous pregnancies for every woman.

Even better, whatever is growing in every woman's belly? It ain't human.

>>717533229
Wouldn't they just market Semen like milk or birth control pills? $$$ people would go over each other so they don't be degraded

>>717536991
>>717537469
What do you guys think of this?
It wouldn't be hereditary for males

>>717531543
make every non white infertile.

>>717537996
I think their understanding of autism could use some work
And yours if you agree I guess

>>717538092
Along with the yellows too
weird eye motherfuckers

>>717537558

Well you could probabaly take it a step further than cattle. So you could have say maternal women also who simple help raise the pedegree kids. Work at the slaughterhouse and dairy and whatever.

>>717533820
As for these, they can be just listed as defective, even for human consumption. They can be slaughtered for cat and dog food or fertilizer.

>>717538155
pretty sure he's referring to high functioning autism

id make women lactate different flavors of milk

>>717538288
Then my statement still stands...

>>717538242
yellows are not white?

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>>717538257

Even the women worth breeding would probably just end up on someone's plate anyway, too, right?

It's not like any cows ever really die of old age.

>>717538523
No, they're yellow...

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>>717537957

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>>717538348

How you decide which women make which flavors of milk?

Seriously, I'd have all women grow extra tits on top of breast expansion and lactation. Time to make the link between human breasts and cow's udders a literal thing.