Hey /b/ I'm chatting with my crush. Dubs decides. Posting

Hey will you go out on a date with me?

>>717526422
winrar

>>717526422
Easy peasy.

>>717526422
Well this should be fun

>>717526422
That was quick

>>717526422
It's destiny

>>717526422
/thread

>>717526422
Do it op

Pussy pic now bitch

>>717525986
Just curious, do you swallow?

>>717526422
Nice

Wow op is a fag.
Never saw this coming.
At all

>>717526422
Op here, waiting for reply

>>717526711
Screenshot fag

Do it pussy

>>717526711
Nice dubs

>>717526711
Cheked

>>717526422
Ok sextuplet decides now

Put your dick in my ass

>>717526711
Why are you talking over snapchat, they can see when u screenshot the chat

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>>717526750

>>717526855
Winrar part 2?

>>717526855
Now you gotta send this when she replies

>>717526860
>FUCKING THIS.
Lol OP if you do it, she'd be creeped to the max. You really didn't think this one through kek

>>717526988
Kekekekek then this

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>>717526938
Brave motherfucker

>>717526938
She's probably wondering why you screenshotted now

>>717526959
I wouldn't have said it if OP wasn't being a fag

>>717527076
I don't think screenshotting shows when it's just in the chat.

Its raining dubs tonight

>>717527171
It does

>>717527171
It does.

>>717527171
It does

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>>717527196
Ikr

Op here, she hasn't opened it yet

>>717527196
>>717527233
Damn son

>>717527171
It does

>>717526855
Do not sent this

>>717527171
It does

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently

>>717527233
Checked

>>717527171
it does

>>717526938
and by go out i mean anal

>>717527305
Roll

>>717527337
Dear lord

rolling

>>717527337
Kek

>>717527171
it does

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>>717527281
Probably wondering why you fucking screenshotted the most casual shit like a max autismo

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Send her this picture

>>717527305
Fuckin doing it once she replies
Sending every single dubs in this thread until 404

I can't take life anymore

Please help me kill myself

>>717527505
Roll

>>717525986
Send her my dick

Damn op

You got sweet cones

PLease let me suck just 1 fart out of your ass

>>717527484
she's taking a while to respond isn't she?

>>717527534
No camera would be able to pinpoint anything that small

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>>717527534
My dick

How many tennis balls do you think I could fit in my anus? Jw no homo btw

Still unread

>>717527636
ha

small

Idk she's not replying. Probably sucking more dicks and can't reply.

Link the 4chan thread

>>717527636
S M A L L

>>717527699
Winrar

>>717527636
We didn't need to see it faggot

>>717527699
RIP

>>717527699
Abort!

>>717526938
She's gonna ask why you're taking screenshots of everything she says

record your screen instead

>>717527636
Where is it

>>717527699
Once I get to yours I will

>>717527777
fucking Check'd

>>717527699
OH SNAP

>>717527676
op got shutdown ,
whatever i'll continue smashing my meat to your snaps.. you can't stop me

>>717527777
Checked

>>717527777Look at those quads

>>717527784
In your dogs stomach unfortunately :[

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>>717527777
HORY SHET
nipple slip

Send horse porn to her and ask if you guys can recreate it without the horse

>>717527777
Checked

>>717527777
Checked
Nice

>>717527918
Kek and rolling

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>>717527918
Rolling

Has she replied?

>>717527918
Roll

>>717527777
Nice quads

>>717528068
Nope, actually pissing me off

>>717527636
Roll

>>717528044
Checked

>>717528119
Dude this is kinda tense rn

>>717528119
HahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaYOUR CRUSH CRUSHED YOU

>>717528044
winner

>>717528119
>>717528044
>>717527918
Do it

>>717528119
I understand it's not entirely your fault OP but you're kind of being a faggot rn

Send a pic of goatse

>>717528119
She read it though right?

>>717526938
Fuck sorry I meant to ask THAT

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Sti unread...

Op screenshots ruined it for sure

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Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - snap-leak-cf

>>717528356
Charge your phone homo

>>717528356
Shes probably alseep OP no worrys

>>717528339
Kek

It's a lost cause op, abandon ship

>>717528356
Disappointed.

also kinda lame if they were talking and they just fucked off mid conversation

>>717527636

kill yourself you small dick faggot

>>717528441
Yeh probably. If this thread 404's before she replies, I'll post her reply on a separate thread

>>717527636
Rolling becauae why the fuck not

>>717528633
Ok

>>717528570
Well jf he screenshotted then yeah it makes sense why she "fucked off". With no context, that's creepy as fuck.

Should I send her a simple "hello" just in case her phone didn't notify her?

>>717528119
Girls hate it when you do it through text or dms, you're pretty boned. Should've done it in person

>>717528803
Yeah

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Mfw 4chan gives you a surge of courage so you take a risk, then it all goes downhill

>pic unrelated

>>717527171

u dumb boy, it shows

tell her that your phone/snapchat is fucking up and is notifying people you've screenshot when you haven't. i use that technique when i screenshot people's stories, always works. never really screenshot a private chat without context/permission though, maybe you've fucked it.

>>717528812
Spoken like a true virgin
For the most part they truly don't care as long as you actually ask

>>717528689
oh shit yeah, OP's on the stupid one.

>>717528356

what does the fire means

>>717529083

streak

>>717528871
>Be me
>17 year old chick talking to OP out of pity
>talking casual shit
>nigga screenshots
>dafuq.jpg
>is he sending this to friends
>nigga doesn't even say anything afterwards
>drops off the face of the earth
>texts hello after 20 minutes
>gonna block him

To everyone worrying about being spooked by the screenshot, don't worry. We usually screenshot at least one of our conversations a day

>>717529182

fake and gay

>>717529182
>screenshots
>then asks me out
>fuckthis.jpg

>>717529083
It means you have a streak with them

>>717527636
Rolling again cause i want to

>>717529322
Of course I accidentally rolled dubs

>>717529030
.

>>717529420
Then rolled 420
Ayy

>>717529564

then rolled a 564 holy shit u on fire forrest

>>717529564
Blaze it up

say reply bitch or i'll rape you and your mother

rip op. good luck with your crush

>>717529030
not at ops age, which sounds like its 10th grade-ish

>>717530032

how close? roll

>>717530073
Thx. I think she's asleep

Rip op

>>717530354
Your balls are big son, I'm proud of you

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Fuckin called it

>>717530766
o shit

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>>717530766
Friendzoned

>>717526855
And now, this

>>717530766
Fuck yo couch nigga

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>>717530766
Still didn't answer my question cunt

>>717530766
Keep the ride going

>>717531147
O what was it?

>>717530766
Rip

>>717530766
lmao doesn't answer the question

>>717531376
Say that to her

>>717531147
deez nuts

Im gonna paint myself black and rape you when you're gonna sleep haha

RIP
Go find yourself someone else OP she ain't the one

>>717531843
Rip me

One of these days, some techie needs (maybe me, if I can be bothered to do the work) to hijack a convo

>>717531785
roll

>>717527171
It does

>>717531785
roll that blunt xD

>>717530766
both of you are obviously underage fuck off

>>717532094
You obviously don't know shit about shit

Can I see your feet? My dick demands satisfaction for the New Years baby.

>>717532624
this

>>717532624
roll

>>717532624
I want this

>>717532624
do it

>>717532624
rollerino

>>717532624
Comeon dubs

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I'm a 9gagger

You are and have been for a while now, my crush, but because i'm a stupid retarded cuck, instead of trying to become closer to you i'm asking on a website full autistic pedophiles what i should tell to you and posting the screenshots everytime you or i send something.

>>717533868
roll

>>717533868
rull

>>717533868
roll

Maybe next time you can fall asleep next to me :3 because I kind of like a cuddle bug and I love to cuddle! xD :3 ;)

>>717533868
roll

Oh that's okay. What's the worst thing your dad has done to you?

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>>717534440
HOLY KEK ROLL

>>717532572
No, but, seriously, with a sufficiently idiotic OP, we could easily hijack a text convo. It'll come along one of these days

>>717534440
roll

>>717534440
rollerino

I think OP's dead

>>717534440
reroll

>>717534440
op come back roll

>>717534555
fucking waste

>>717534440

roll

I know that feel, OP.

>>717534664
Still alive, but no reply

Reading green texts to pass the time

>>717527337
*cringes anus-clenchingly*

That's some top-notch cringe craftsmanship though. I'm not sure it would even be possible to make it cringier.

*tips fedora*

>>717535651
Either way you have a better position than earlier. (Seriously, I hate that long-time crush thing. Almost every time but not always the end is some awkward friendzone, and people just waste their time. Decide it, do it, be a man. And you are a man. Good work OP, although it was a coincidence.)

>>717527337
rollin

>>717536238
Thanks /b/ro

>>717525986
Ok, I'm really sorry. I think I haven't been clear at all, and a lady like you does not deserves that. Let me treat you properly, please. As for that, you would have to forgive me for being an... idiot, you may think. I much preffer to call me a nervous dumb boy in love. To explain me better, I'll try to behave as gentlemen do.

We've known each other for quite a long time I may say. And for me, that was enough to raise a feeling towards you. At first I didn't knew what to call it. It's called love, now I know it. You made me know it, and let me tell you I love you.
I know we are young, I know we don't know much about the world. We are, how people likes to say, crazy. And well, let me tell you I'm crazy in love for you.
That's all, I had to say it. Now it's up to you to tell me wether this feeling is shared or it is not.
I love you, and I would never judge. Don't be afraid to break my heart if you don't feel the same.

>>717537485
dude, why'd you steal things from other threads?

>>717535651
shit
Has she replied now?

>>717527171
You can record the screen as video and then screenshot the video. This way it doesn't show

>>717537775
Nope. I think she's asleep

>>717538132
"friend zoned XD!"

>>717538132
Then leave her alone for today and pay no attention. Don't be an F5 guy, go to bed.

>>717539535
This