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>>717515062
only works on men.

>>717515157
Fine with that.

But once you use it, you permanently get blind.

You get to be the biggest faggot ever and get to suck huge cocks everyday.

Power of sucking dicks.

>>717515404
But you don't have a lower jaw.

>>717515340
But you choke on their ejaculation and pass out each time.

The ability to urinate out of your fingertips.

Is literally x-ray vision. You can only see the skeletal system and internal organs. You become increasing aware of cancer and other terminal illnesses in nearly everyone you look at. Plus your vision (since it is ionizing radiation) causes cancer and radiation poisoning in everyone you look at for longer than a few minutes. You die completely alone and or blind.

>>717515651
However, you constantly have to wear gloves that are permanently glued to your wrists.

You have 100% percent success in all your interactions with members of the opposite sex, buut...

>>717515907
you're 100% homosexual

you have become their best gay friend

>>717515907
Only if you're related to them.

Gokus intant transmission

telepathy

The power to make this post get popular

>>717516102
you lose control of your bowels and bladder everytime you use it.

>>717516260
But it tragically fails.

>>717516260
you're not capable of typing or reading, because you're also really fucking retarded.

>>717516260
But

the ability to FREEZE TIME

>>717516260
Only

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You have the power to have every single persons nudes in the world and have absolutely no consequences as long as you share them with /b/.

>>717516260
When

power to control space,time, and matter
legit no downside

>>717516260
You

>>717515062
Power of having chocolate flavoured cum.

>>717516260
Suck

>>717516260
A

>>717516260
Dick

>>717515062
power to produce, manipulate, and become glass.

>>717516654
unable to control space, time, and matter, relevant to yourself.

>>717516572
But you freeze with it

Power of dubs

>>717516721
But only you think it taste like that. Everyone else says it taste like literally shit.

>>717516654
But you have to suck a dick

>>717516917
I said power of dubs

>>717516260
The consequence is that you are being back traced.

>>717516917
But their can only be one with the dubs. Check em.

>>717516654
But a bunch of knuckleheads begin worshiping you and fucking up the meanings behind what you do. you eventually grow bored and get a minimum wage job. Only to have it blown up by a member of an extremist sect of the religion. For some reason it kills you too.

Body swapping anytime, anyone. no time limit. Can change back when I want to.

>>717516182
But you can only rotate spoons

specifically plastic ones and a badly voiced motor noise of a Helicopter plays during said rotation

>>717515062
The superpower to give anybody else any superpower they want with no drawbacks to their superpower or my ability to give it to them

>>717515062
Looking into a mirror will kill you

>>717517034
Noob

>>717517131
your powers are only functional while you are singing Mariah Carey songs at the top of your lungs.

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>>717516600
But they are notified and given your address and nudes

>>717517404
Oh god

>>717517131
But only in your dreams.

>>717517110
But only

>>717516260
But gook moot took away (you)'s

>>717517110
But the government knows what you're doing and you're being tracked down.

>>717517404
404 not found ^^^

>>717517531
They re back faggot

>>717516654
But you need to lose a finger to do it....

and you were born with no fingers...

(so you never knew u could do it kekekek)

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>>717517119
Kek

you can manipulate your own body heat indefinitely after eating some fried rat.

>>717517630

No they isn't

Impeccable, world class drawing and painting skills and a network of offline and online friends to support and promote you. Thanks to that same network, you will never and don't want to suck a dick

>>717517285
You automatically reincarnate into your reflection in the mirror world...

who in turn looks back to your original self and the switch happens again. Back and forth. Forever.

>>717517715
the power to get quads.

>>717516824
Except you slowly become glass starting from your testicles first over the course of 30 years and die

On the bright side, the glass is colored...

>>717517712

But the rat is poisonous and kills you

>>717516654
But then you realize everything that has ever happened is all your fault and one big mess from what you intended, with no fixing.

>>717515062
Only if you suck a dick