Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
no just watching thread playing around on my phone
I see. Must be pretty boring then
so, Dragonball abridged? Should watch those too, I couldn't stop laughing at these
They released the latest Hellsing lately
you i think im going to head to bed now actually. night
Thanks for linking it
goodnight tomo, sleep well
I can also feel the scab from my surgery in my mouth. Its very damn hard for some reason.
>that fanbase is... diverse
And I have no idea how to help with that
Not the only thing that's hard in your mouth.
Fuck you, thats how. Zorin, was it? Listen, Zorin, this whole fookin place is my house. You aint the queen vampire bitch here. I am. And you know what Brits always say...
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Just saying that you're one to talk.
Totally not had anything hard in your mouth...
As someone that's seen both, there are horrors in the lady's room that you just don't want to see.
You never seen a lady's room at a fucking bar?
It's an anonymous image board, like it needs balls to admit things.
That's the most bullshit lie ever. The ladies rooms are fucking terrible. Toilet paper everywhere, piss all over the place, trash just thrown about, toilets often clogged from toilet paper that DID make it in. I'd rather clean 10 men's restrooms before a single ladies.
Look dude, the most you really get in a men's room is someone that's managed to miss the fucking urinal. I've seen things in a lady's room that just weren't right. So many women that don't seem to know how to dispose of tampons...
Same here, having fun with other anons and reading something for university
my community college has a unisex bathroom, it's really clean so I always use it :o
It really was
What're you studying at university?
You know you could just ask Mako that, right?
Yeah, unisex bathrooms are always strangely clean.
SAY MY NAME!
>proceeds to grind her head against the wall
Psychology, Philosophy and IT as part of the teacher accrediation program
I thought she's be asleep
Ah, right, how are you enjoying it?
Mako is still at work, I think doing a patrol right now though.
SAY MY NAME YOU NAZI BITCH!
I SAID SAY MY FUCKING NAME! SAY IT!
I'm enjoying it very much at the moment
I see... well, I don't want to bother her then
Please, that's literally just how ladies rooms are. Like, everywhere.
The one at my work is ALWAYS clean...namely cause no one uses it.
Sexy Grandma Loli
I fuk u with big cums
GG NO RE
That's good! So you want to become a teacher or something?
I use the ones at uni sometimes, if they're closer. It's pretty neat. Also, I dunno, I could make you sleep.
You do sleep though.
And dont you fucking forget it.
Oh come on, even you have to sleep!
That's the plan at the moment, yeah
IS THAT CHALLENGE?! IS 144 THE MAGIC NUMBER?!
Pretty sure I've said this, but Lelei la Lelena is best GATE girl. Rory is a close second. But Tuka a shit. Literally PLOT DEVICE: THE CHARACTER (who is an elf with tiddies)
I used to want to be a teacher, I ended up chasing a dumb dream instead though. It wasn't a bad thing, but I do wonder if teaching would've been better sometimes.
I'm getting to the point again where I'm just saying things and they somehow manage to work.
I agree in regards to waifus, Lelei is objectively best. Rory just fits me better. Just explain that to Ran, Kurumi and Dio though.
Just sleep already. Youll be fine. The shadow people wont hurt you.
So, what's the dream you chased then?
sure, I'll call the ambulance to knock you out (their number is 144 here)
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I know they won't, I've got a police siren hidden under my bed. :^)
You cheeki cunt, I mean hours awake! My previous record being 120.
> not even wearing tims
Tim heeled is clearly dominant waifu silly cucks
> got a sushi captcha kek
Game development. It's a hard thing to get into, but worth it. Hopefully it'll mean I can do some pretty cool things, and I'll probably get to move to another country of some kind if I try hard enough.
... Don't stay awake that long. It's not healthy
I see. I wish you good luck with that!
What's that mean?!
I know it's not. I slept like, 16 hours after I finally fell asleep, and felt like death for a few days after.
Thanks! I'm working on some pretty neat stuff right now, and my plans for next year are even better, so I'm really happy with where I am.
I'm saying that it's becoming effortless for me to say these things! You've ruined me, I used to be so pure and innocent!
Hehe, you were quite easier to corrupt than I thought~
>Implying you were pure or innocent
Lying isn't nice, Nee-chan~
Then you're safe. Just sleep already. It calls to you.
I would guess not. Its all us, not him :^)
Or was I already corrupt to begin with? You just had to bring it to the surface again.
Quads of truth
I think there was even an experiment were they kept someone awake as long as possible and he fell into shock... or died... something like that, not sure though
Good luck with that! I'm afk for now, making food warm.
That experiment was a creepypasta
I think we unlocked your corruption
Nah m8. I don't even feel tired right now.
I'm not sure, what do you think, Nee-chan~?
I remember that. He got to a point where his heart just gave. I'm not that dumb. That 120 was a very rare and complicated situation, where I just kinda did a dumb.
Nah, it happened before I came here I think. Blame Mako.
I think you may have just brought out something that was there all along. Maybe.
...I'm okay with either way~
>I'm now imagining your grind looking over this thread cause of the bathroom stuff earlier and seeing all this
I didn't show her this thread! Like I'd show my friend /b/
Ive gotten the most amount of damage in a single turn, by a single Pathfinder character, sorted.
>implying maximum starting scores of 18 each
>implying every attack hits, crits and rolls maximum numbers on the dice
2,295 damage in a single turn.
Monks are hardcore. Fighters cant even break 1500.
>Not introducing your friend to the ass of the Internet
It's bad enough that she has a tumblr...
No GM would ever let me build this monstrosity. Its way too broken. Wizards wish they could deal this amount of damage in a turn. And they reshape reality at this level. These are the fists that reshape Cthulhu.
>he has a max HP of 774
>this character hits that AC with his bonus alone
>AC 49, bonus to hit on final attack +41
>fights Cthulhu as if Cthulhu was flat footed
>literally walks INTO CTHULHU TO FIGHT HIM
>immune to fear
>can pass most of the mind affecting shit by rolling a 12 or higher
>monk has 340 HP and AC 55 while not wearing armor or carrying less than 22,400 pounds
Its basically a healslut from soloing Cthulhu.
Literally how the fuck do you come up with this shit, Rory?
Herolab. I use the modules you can buy to build characters. I dont need to bother making the strongest in DnD 3.5, thats been covered.
>divine squirrels everywhere
I think that one was my fault too...
He was a glorious mistake. Kobald god of gods.
I kind of want to find a DM that's naive enough to let me Pun-Pun
Not a cat
Are you trying to pet me?
I fell asleep again
Theres no one that stupid, unless they were first timers and completely green. Justifying the use of the celestial template and everything would be difficult. Im thinking extreme backstory is required.
I unfortunately remember being nearly that naive as a DM. I let people get away with things they shouldn't have, and it fucked me. Although it was kind of fun to allow stuff just because it seems cool.
I play with veteran DMs, so I could never get away with something like my Monk build. I wouldnt even get away with a minmax, because they craft shit to directly oppose it.
I had a player who viewed it as his mission to try to oppose the DM. It was pretty annoying, since I prefer a more cooperative approach to building a good experience.
It's been a little rough.
FUCK YOU VERISON! Seems my family is finally switching cell carriers, to a regional one that has better coverage in a lot of areas
We haven't even gotten in bed yet!
We had a player focus on high end raw damage as a Draconic Sorceror. So the DM put him solo against a part Tarrasque. At level 7.
a cat to pierce the heaven?!
Tengen Toppa Guren Catan?
Oh yeah, I heard about that
I only do that of the DM is being unreasonable and the other players agree. Only did it once
Amazing. I should do that kind of thing, just punish players like that by putting them against bullshit.
Yeah, that kind of thing is fine but I was trying to be quite a fair DM. Like, I'm the kind of DM that really does believe in working with the players.
Rough but gentle~
The inside irony of this...
You are doing God's work
>That DM was forcing some magical real shit on us, and being really creepy about it
Stand still you qt, so we can get a good look at you!
And get the pussy to stand still also, I like him
I could do that.
>The inside irony of this...
Magical real shit?
That thing is being heavily irradiated at the bottom of the ocean. I see this ending badly for us.
>part ice dragon
>probably soon to be radioactive source
It was glorious. See above for the results. And when we met it as a group, we were trapped in a submarine that the abomination, affectionately named Dreadnaught, was slowly cracking the outer hull of. Through constant and liberal application of frost breath. We got out through a combination of Rope Trick and a Handy Haversack being used to plug the Rope Trick opening, then summoning Dolphins (we found a working rebreather) and riding them to the surface.
>6 x 5 hour sessions to complete
I am not cute reeee!
And kitty was being a fag. Have a car from yesterday's car show.
I guess that's one way to mess with s player like that I guess.
You're just lewd
it drills even more!
>I am not cute reeee!
Keep saying that and maybe someone will believe that.
I always thought you preferred it rough though.
Not to mention we had some trials for our epic levels in a different campaign. Our loud and proud, eternally glorious Kobald wizard, fond of everything flashy and over the top, had to be humble, or be raped by 64 stone golems. I was with him and soon to be raped as well, so fuck that for a joke.
I meant the pun made me icky and filthy. Dirty isnt harsh enough.
>Good God its true degenerate hour on waifu
I love you guys.
On how the NPCs, especially the Meet Sue DMPC that joined us, he obviously had a thing for scantily clad lolis
Fine. You are an uggo
You went to a car show? Cool!
And WHAT ARE THOSE!
That just doesn't sound too great.
Jesus, I think I had a DM like that once too, it wasn't great.
Aw shush, you know you like this feeling
Those are... just put it away, alright? It's ew
Id be disappointed if he didnt spring it on us.
He was hitting our characters in their feels. And making them question their place. The first trial was a good one. The DM nearly broke the rules of the teial because of the line I delivered to beat the trial.
>me to wizard (lvl 12 divine caster)
'Hit me with your strongest spell.'
>lvl 12 wizard
'Are you sure?'
'Yes, do it'.
The teial was that the magic would have been absorbed by the presence in the area, as it was the trials of the god of magic. Who states that magic must be used frequently and as powerful as you can manage.
The DM nearly had the lightning bolt hit me, then redirect. Just because I put it that way.
I do, but...
Still makes me all yucky.
That actually sounds really interesting. I'm a little upset I've never gotten a campaign that went far enough to do much interesting stuff.
Woot! Passed the first trial in Pokemon Sun!
Saying the DMPC is a young girl is one thing, describing her with a "delicious flat chest, beautiful pale skin, a round firm butt, and a pouty lips" when talking about an 11 year old girl is another!
Needless to say, I never played a game with this guy again
They are alright shoes!
I once got an Eldritch abomination sprung on us. Had a habit of taking over an army of robots
That's... Wow. It annoys me when people try to work their fetishes into games like that, if I remember right one of my players tried to somehow work their BDSM thing into one of my games and it was just awful. Like save that shit for your own time.
They are interesting. If we hadnt gone and sunk that submarine, the slime monsters in the city wouldnt have razed the guild area. And our guild is the only building left in that quarter.
And in the other one, we done broke half the world for the villain, because our bloodrager fucks up hard woth most of his shit.
>lets stick random gems into a portal and let a goddamn white dragon out!
>lets leave a portal to the Shadow Plane open for a week!
>lets be impulsive with everything we do!
Mind you, our wizard setting power runes on that elemental portal did us no favours, and the world is basically disintegrating slowly.
In fairness being super impulsive can be a lot of fun as a player. And having your players be like that as a DM can be super fun when you have to try to come up with consequences for half of that stuff. It's great.
Exactly! I mean, I might say my character is attractive, if they have the charisma to back it up, but I would only day that much. They are "good looking"
Woot! Time to do some other shit
Oh we have consequences alright. One of which was the world destabilising to the point that dimension door is risky to use.
Like take 3 endones!
Oh, our sorceror in the lvl 8 campaign describes himself as 'fucking beautiful'. He has a Charisma of 22, so that explains it.
I see no problem with describing your character properly instead of just saying that they're attractive, but there are ways of doing that which don't involve "hey check out this fucking dfc, and just look at that ass"
That sounds like you should just avoid that from now on then...
Hello Rory the Immortal.
We have. We try to walk or fly.
Which he would be, with that charisma
I just try not to be like that guy...
What about yours?
I never bothered with flying, if I remember right it seems like a pain in the ass.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure nobody wants to be that guy.
Hey.I'm feeling tired.
When its the only real form of travel available, you use it.
Mine are alright.
And he just leaves it at that.
>not exactly feeling this endone
>internet lied to me
Oh, can't wait for my Dark Heresy game to start up.
Fair enough, that way each dude gets to decide what "fucking beautiful" is
Oh right, you are probably on some nice painkillers
Yeah, I guess so. It just seems like a really unnecessary ruleset from what I remember.
I've never played Dark Heresy before, I've always wanted to though. How is it?
Hes not too good at describing, but he is good at getting into a headspace.
Its been 30 minutes and I dont feel any more or less numb.
Pathfinder has a lot of rules for stuff that shouldnt belong in a fantasy setting. Like chainsaws.
Dark Heresy seems like the kind of game that is hard to start up, but gets combat flowing nicely.
It will be my first time playing it
Which is what is important
R I P
Rei is pretty cure.
I didn't get enough last night.
Pathfinder has a lot of super dumb rules too, but less than 3.5 at least. You can do a lot of neat stuff in Pathfinder too, you don't have to stick to a generic fantasy setting.
I think my main interest in Dark Heresy is the setting, if I'm honest. I'm a sucker for that stuff.
Oh, right. Looking forward to it? Let me know how it plays.
Thats not lewd :^)
Just as I say it isnt doing anything...
Im really feelin it now
We have death rays too
Mines just got a bit better after having chinese food.
I can't wait!
I'll let you know how it goes. I'm going to be the face of the party with a Ad Mech background. Going to be super paranoid and a more than a bit OCD
Oh shit! What happened?
Chinese food a good
Yes. It's even better when it's homemade!
First he made me watch "Pass Thru", Neil Breen's latest masterpiece, then last night, made me watch "The Holy Mountain" which was literally about an hour of wtf and an hour of watching people do LSD
Its around 5 am here. I forgot to sleep. Should be fine, I dont have to do work at all. My grandmother does all the cooking because shes bored and doesnt want to see the sights in the city at all. Its all tasty as hell though, I do help out because I know what she talks about in kitchenspeak. Last thing I made at home that was Asian was singapore noodles. My neice ate everything, and shes HORRIBLE with vegetables. Carrot, snow peas, it didnt matter. She ate it.
Not really though. It feels like its delayed again.what the hell is with that? Ive been taking 10 mgs with heavy effects but 15 mg does nothing.
I learned how to make some, not as good as my boss. But my fried rice is great!
Maybe you are starting to build up a resistance to it? I know you can for opioids pretty quickly, that's why people OD on heroin after they leave rehab
You have death rays?
Sounds fun. Honestly it's the one pen and paper game that I really want to play. Well, that and Mistborn RPG but I've not heard much about that.
Rei's already claimed by me.
Your brother watches weird things.
Well I also do but I don't force others to watch it.
Is your grandmother always living with you?
Maybe your niece was just being polite. I'm a picky eater as well but I'll always eat everything someone
else puts in my plate.
I don't know how to make any of that stuff.
My friend's mom made it for us.