HOW LONG IS YOUR COCK? I MEASURED IT AND IT'S 7.2".

Pretty sure if you have to use any other method than measuring from base to tip, you're searching for any reason you can find to justify your extremely tiny penis.

>>717419007

LET ME GUESS..YO UMEASURE FROM HALF WAY TO TIP AND HAVE 10"??
GTFO YOU CUNT FAT FUCK

maybe you lack thickness

>>717419322


5.9" GIRTH. NOT MASSIVE BUT BIG

>>717418689
porn girls are tiny, look up their heights, porn is fake bruh.

>>717419866


OH FUCK OFF SMALL DICK. 8" IS 8" EVERY WHERE YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT BITCH MOTHERFUCKER

>>717419058
fuckn lold. not 007

>>717419866
This

Most of my favorite porn stars are barely over 5 feet tall. The dicks in porn look massive because the girls are tiny. Yeah the guys have big dicks but it is amplified on camera by the tiny size of the girl.

What is the thunderplace method?

>>717420018


YEAH AND MOST GIRLS MEN FUCK ARE PETITE . NOT LIKE THE ONES YOU FUCK- YOUR 400 POUND MOMS.

>>717418689

I'm 6.75 inches long and 6 inch circumference and every girl I've fucked has said my dick is big so you're probably lying about your size anon

>>717420053
BASE TO TIP BUT NO PUSHING IN THE RULER SO IF YOU HAVE A FAT PAD, AS ALL OF YOU DO, YOU LOSE 1-2"

>>717420121


YEAH BUT 10 YEAR OLDS ARE PRETTY TIGHT

>>717420139
Oh, in that case 6.5.

>>717420208


AND WTF THE POINT ASSHOLE?

>>717420288
Could not parse sentence

OP reminds me of that episode of South Park, that everyone had anger issues because they had a small dick.

>>717418689
Dick size isn't that important senpai

>>717420380
I was just about to say that.

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>>717420168
Made me kek a harder then anything posted in a ylyl thread recently

7" with 5.8" girth....
wish i was 8.5" long

>>717418689
SORRY OP HERE. I MESSED UP THE MEASUREMENTS. MY PENIS IS 7.2 CENTIMETRES LONG.

>>717420631
Wow your penis is 2.8 inches long!

>>717420631


AHHHH..FAT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FAT FUCK WAS BUTT HURT IN THE OTHER THREAD...OK FAT KID....HAVE YOUR FUN

>>717420631
That explains some things

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>>717418689
You have a bad case of noodle dick my friend. I feel sorry for you

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>>717420684
see
>>717420699

>>717420828


LMFAO...SAYS THE FAT FUCK WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS DICK. THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS SEEN YOUR DICK IN THE LAST 10 YEARS IS YOUR MOMMA

worst bait ever.

>>717418689
right about 10, 3 wide.. *shrug* 99% of the time people do not care.. having a big penis will get you a pat on the back, having a really REALLY small one might get you laughed at.. but you prob still gonna get laid.. bitches are just well.. bitchy.

What the fuck even is this thread dude

>>717420932
Im 22cm long and 15cm in girth. Metric master race checkin in. And a /fitizen, just got out of natty stage. Get jealous fat fuck while bitches mire on me

>>717421063


LOL....OK 400 POUND BALDING DIABETIC PATIENT

>>717421250


OK 500 POUND SHUT IN.I AM JEALOUS.

>>717420947
Very large clit or feminine penis.

>>717421633
A CASTRADO?

>>717419654
>"I don't know what an inch is" the post

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>>717421352
Sounds like something a chode would say. Nice internet shouts btw, maybe you should go to bed. Mom and Dad will get angry otherwise

>>717421983


OK BALDING 50 YEAR OLD STILL LIVING WITH MUMMY.....RIGHT ON IT.

>>>717420522
>717419654
>>717420121
ITT: We lie about our dick sizes

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>>717419654
>>717420121
>>717420522
>five inches girth

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7 incher reporting in

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>>717422063
Shhh kid let the big boys have a convo maybe you should... zipit

>>717422324


LOL. YOU MEAN 4.7"

>>717422323


IT'S MEASURED AROUND YOU DUMB LONELY FAT FUCK

>>717418689
6'' ~ 7'' depending on the occasion
a lot of porn guys are actually around the high end of average (~6'') although there are definitely a lot of dudes up to 9''

>>717422359


OK KISSLESS VIRGIN..AND NO, MUMMY'S BLOW JOBS DON'T COUNT

>>717422235
im not lying about my cock size lol......
7" by 5.8" girth. no joking....

>>717422477


THESE GUYS ARE SO FAT THAT THEY CAN'T SEE THEIR 4" COCKS......I BELIEVE YOU ANON...THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. WE BIG DICKS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER,

Average 6.8" uncut

>>717422402
that's still mad thicc (& extremely rare)

>>717422384
Post urs then bb

>>717422610


NO IT'S NOT DUMB FUCK. IT'S PROBABLY A BIT ABOVE AVERAGE OR 3X YOUR SMALL PENCIL DICK

>>717422681


I ALREADY DID FAT FUCK

>>717422682
o shit just had to look at the ruler again
i thought we were talking about dollar+ dicks

>>717422682
your trolling efforts really aren't of the highest quality. you must try harder

>>717422700
Don't see it on here

>>717418689
Two fists and a head.

Never really measured because I'm not really worried about it

>>717420091
This caps moron...

>>717418689
8" pretty thick

>>717418689
I'm 7.5" from the base and literally every girl I've dated has said my dick is big.

So you're probably not 7.2 or you're measuring it wrong

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this long

16.8cm long, 12.5cm thick. I know, I have a pencil dick but who really fucking cares cos I'm never going to have to use it anyway

>>717422700
Stop writing in caps you fucking loser

>>717419920
pornmeasurements.tumblr.com <--- guy in porn are more like between 6 and 7 usually

>>717424917
>>717422417

>>717422417
>although there are definitely a lot of dudes up to 9''

no.

>>717425003
it's like a bell curve, you do see some monsters in porn but more often than not it's all angles

>>717425099
So you agree that there isn't " a lot of dudes up to 9" " in porn or elsewhere ?

>>717425189
they're extremely rare in the real world but a fair amount show up in pron

>>717425312
No. look here : >>717424917

>>717422323
What the fuck is an inch??!