/b/ Makes a Song! w/Analog by Nature whatever you post, we'll

This one is for 2016.

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>>717396395
instrumental is just about ready.
anon, if you decide to contriboot, plz post a few times. more content = more song

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I TAKE MY BEPIS
INTO THE HELL

>>717396555
Holy Cannibal Christ.

SMOOH WAZZA

>>717396728
Reroll

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>>717396555
>>717396395
TRIPS!

Song Name:
>This one is for 2016.

Five-hundred and fifty five free footlong franks footing fried finger fences.

I bet I can fit my pocket change in my urethra.

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>>717396395
How about we make it a FUCKING POWER METAL SONG!?!?But dedicated to the greatest fucking nazi-killing-pirate-badass-canadian there ever was? LÉO MAJOR!

Since I'm getting dubs, I'll just try a bit of the chorus. (It's about the capture of the dutch city of Zwolle) It's also sortof like a Sabaton style song, I guess...

In a blood thirsty rage
Unleashed from his cage
Major springs forth
Warrior from the north!
Liberation of Zwolle
The key to he holds!
Alone, Arsenault dead
He's filled Nazis with lead
Dawn approaches, he stands alone in the dust.

>>717397208
Re-rolling for this, because sabaton memes

Captain Nazi-fucker Stickybeard, Leo Major's his name.

OOO-OOO-OO SUCK MY DICK

>>717397208
Jesus fuck, mate... Re-rolling for this

Purple people prod my pupper.

>>717396555
Crippling depression, memes, and dead celebrities.

>>717397125
pic w timestamp plz

John Wayne was a fancy cowboy.

>>717397125
Only because you're poor as shit. You've got no pocket change to even put up your urethra!

>>717397518
But I lost my phone in my anus.

>>717397585
It's true. There's only pocket lint, and a lone pipecleaner.

>>717397666
SATAN APPROVES

Fucking hell, just give me dubs!

>>717397208
If this dude is still here, I just want you to know that I love sabaton, and I would love to make your anus prolapse. So I'm re-rolling for you.

>>717397666
I don't know what I did to get on Satan's good side, but that's two trips now.

I think I killed someone or something.

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>>717397845
THOU BE BLESSED BY THE DARK LORD ALONGSIDE KEK

>>717397844
First fucking dubs of this thread, sweet.

>>717397666
kind of want this in there as chorus, anon. I mean, trips have already been claimed earlier in the thread. how about consolation prize of chorus inclusion?

>>717398023
(not guy who posted it) I think that'd be a great thing to happen

>>717397844
hey dubbers, we will include the sabaton.
but, who or what is this sabaton shit? tell me

>>717398023
I'm okay with this.
>>717397924
I'm also okay with this.

>>717398023
What're your reactions to >>717397208 ?

This bitch weighs a Saba-ton.

>>717398135
It's a power metal band that only makes songs about historical battles or war heroes. They're fucking great.

>>717398180
He already said he would, learn to read.

Reading Rainbow, watching brains blow.

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>>717396395
okay, going through lyrics at the moment, gearing up for verse 1. for the time being, here's a previous track we did.
Wisdom Goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmIBaS-fCWI

I got my medal speed reading a man's spleen.

Did you know, butterflies eat feces and suck blood?

It just works

>>717396395
Oh look forward to the next few days

Buttflies in Paris.

Don't turn the frogs gay

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>>717398854
This is fucking gold

Traps are gay

This is a PSA for homosexual amphibian avoidance and safety.

Last year, I put my dick in a dead frog.

That though this then therein thus thine then that though.

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound

>>717399661
Reroll

I`ve got a frog fleshlight
c`mon mate, 1v1 me, fight!

Desu (100×) but pitch shifted every 10th Desu

>>717400135
Roll

Rubba double dub, I got bitches in the club.

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>>717396395
hang tight, working on stuff. trying to get as much bonus 2016 shit in. then onto vocals. but right now, it's all this extra shit for you. background stuff, but quality stuff. we are laughing at this shit as we're putting it in and haven't even gotten to our own vocals yet. anyway, another old songthread. hang in there anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqq963FbF-8

50 cent was relevant 10 years ago.

desu but every seventh desu is a deus vult

>>717400433
Word to your mother, Rainbow Read my brother.

/Pol/ is better than /b/.

>>717400135
4U

>>717400135
Again

>>717400495
/b/ is the /g/ to my /c/, /3/ up and /mu/ /vr/ over /pol/.

>>717400477
He got dubs... Then the reply got dubs... KEK BE PRAISED

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE SHOP IN THE MORNING AMERICA AND EUROPE AND ASIA AND I HAVE BEEN IN THE FUTURE.

deus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vultdeus vult

You can't stump the stump

>>717400968
Reroll

I am a fifty year old virgin
I have cancer, please get me a surgeon

Divine intervention has blessed my foreskin.

its free real estate?

Purple Rain purple rained on my purple rainmaker.

Ich habe am vergangenen Sonntag zwei Ziegen mit dem Namen Greg gefickt, aber nicht meinem Pastor erzählen

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>>717401146
we already put that in song 28 or something

Electoral Dysfunction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFE6emWEfNg

Can't dream the meme, Twenty Six-Team Navy Seal The Deal For Real Electric Eel Boogaloo To Do The Dare Dare Hare Desu.

Who knew it was always Chuck Testa?
Who licks knee caps and rides a vespa?

Jizz

Put The Putt But I Voted For Harambe Haram

Your waifu isn't real, faggot

I fucked Carrie Fisher before it was popular

spideman thread?

Random General Elator Master Debator Engrate The Hate Great M8 Shan't Can't The Ant.

Looks like Chinese

The year of the termite is upon us.

SHIT IN MY DICKHOLE DADDY

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I fuck Traps with little bats and wetnaps.

If you're reading this, congratulations, you've found the source of Eternal Life.

I have a vacuum sealed anus

If you're feeding this, congrendulates, your funding the sand of Emerald Link.

Nutrientibus mea blandeque coruscant!

Traps are gay

Traps aren't gay, but futa is.

>>717402251
Roll but followed by a guitar solo

Traps are extra super duper gay. Hey, hey.

The 4-ball says it will be an eventful year, so I put on my lucky cum-sock and pretended to cheer.

There's a hair in my soup, but there's skin attached.

There's a hair in my poop, but there's skin attached.

There's a dead dove that crawled in my ass!>>717402811

30 seconds of moaning

31 seconds of moaning

i missed you guys.

>>717402888
The first name was better

32 seconds of moaning

>>717402888
>>717402999
Holy Helen Keller.

33 seconds of moaning

Straighter than a straight jacket gayer than a gay faggot

>>717402999
Wat do OP?

Turns out the rape advice line is only for victims

my cat died the day after christmas. she was supposed to run for president in 2020 :(

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>>717402888
was funny when I heard the jerky boys say it in 98, but trips already claimed.

and we're onto recording. this one's kind of crammed with stuff but it's still a very chill fuck

Sniffles was run over by a raincheck, out on that foggy Boxing Day.

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>>717396395
What the fuck was the last one?

>>717402988
missed you too

>>717401672
Reroll

What (100x)

>>717403836
Re

>>717401865
Roll

Today is the day I become a jam.

Blacks did 9/11

Inhalation Snow is the best blow.

Move aside, and let the meme go through.

I swear to god I'll commit sudoku

To reply, to reply, to reply.

>>717403836
Rere

I was chosen by heaven

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burn all the fucking jews

The Final solution

>>717404392
Say my name while you pray to the skies!

Ctrl F-F, you must post bait. Let the good lord Kek manipulate your trap-loving fate, great, 'cause it's all fucking desu desu, fucking desu desu, fucking desu desu.

>>717404503
See Carolus rise!

>>717404503
See Carolus Rise!

>>717404728
>>717404745
WITH MY LORD THE PROTECTOR!

>>717404831
MAKE THEM BOW TO MY WILL!

>>717404942
TO THE SKIES!

>>717404996
SEE CAROLUS RISE

>>717404728
>>717404831
>>717404942
>>717404996
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>>717405081
FUCKING MAGIC, MATE! THE POWER OF SABATON UNITES US!

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>>717396395
can i get a list of your previous songs,lost link

>>717405123
YES!!!!!!!!!!!

SUCK
MY
DIIIIIEEEEEAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
(Metal solo plays)

PRIMO VICTORA!

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SABATON MEME DUMP

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Imsorry.jpeg

>>717405393
Hey anon, why are you shitposting this dude here?

>>717405295
>Girls Und Panzer is not on DVD in Swedish yet
Top kek

>>717405286
ON THE 6TH OF JUNE!

>>717405545
ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE

>>717405545
ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE 1944!

>>717405599
D-DAY UPON US

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Moot is dead

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>>717405523
Because he's JOAKIM FUCKING BRODEN!

There's a fork in my poop.

Take a chance.

>>717406096
But don't try to dance

Jet cool set beans.

>>717406188
>>717406199
Today was the day I put jello in my pants, lime green.

Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick.

2016 was a big miss steak.

>>717406499
A big miss steak.

Remember meme.

Caught in a landslide.

I wonder when OP's going to come back...

>>717406649
No escape from reality

Testes, Testes. 1, 2, 4, 8, who do we appreciate? Prostate!

>>717406706
Moot-sama, just dropped a ban.

Pull the trigger.

>>717406664
here, just sifting thru lots of comments, trying to squeeze stuff in, but fuck me there's lots here bro. and for it to sound coherent, like a song, yknow? but yes, still here. we're trying to make this good, for what it's worth

>>717406847
Alright, thanks for the explanation. Take as much time as you need. We can wait.

I like to pester Codsworth with my dead son. I press X to breathe.

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We still on sex with dead frogs?

Shiek has a shiek hidden under his shiek.

Praise be to Shrek

>>717407052
We're sat on green eggs and ham, with frogs on half, and fingers in spam.

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>>717396395
My name is Elite Zararus, i make Vaporwave, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvslfgiDSlxz2BsKKqxovhg, If you want a custom song done, i'll play along with the thread rules.

I'M WEARING FUCKING CLOGS

I do not like it, Sam I Am. I do not like gay whoboys and ham.

>>717407324
Would you eat them with a spoon?

>>717407375
I've had sexual intercourse with a loon

>>717407375
I would not meme them with a broom.

>>717407462
>>717407521
I would not unbuckle my thneed pantaloon.

>>717407462
>>717407521
>>717407584
Horton is secretly a starbelly fetishist, he traps them in glass jars, and puts them in who-doll dresses.

>>717407719
That is foul, Sam I Am. I do not want to become green eggs and ham.

>>717396395
can someone mark all the dubs. I'm a bit busy atm and we want to wrap this up with the chorus

>>717407806
You have no choice Daniel, the dark lord commands it. Now get in this box of old magazines, of dangerous baubles and festering disease. I shall attempt to mail you overseas. Would you, could you, survive on a boat?

Wub a dub dub is that true?

>>717408046
Do you count rerolls?

>>717397666
honorary chorus
>>717397844
sabaton
>>717397977
>>717400433
>>717400477
>>717402366
>>717402811
>>717402988

>>717402888
>>717402999 (???)

>>717404366
>>717404399
>>717405300
>>717405599
>>717406188
>>717406199
>>717406499
>>717406833

Check these doubles, and make it double!

>>717406833
>>717406499
>>717406199
>>717406188
>>717405599
>>717405300
>>717404399
>>717404366
>>717402999
>>717402988
>>717402888
>>717402811
>>717402366
>>717400477
>>717400400
>>717397977
>>717397844
>>717397666
>>717396555

>>717408360
>>717408365
Double double double!

>>717408048
I would not, could not, survive on a boat. Is that the sound of a Whoville goat?

>>717408758
Why yes, it is. I bought it for cheap. A fine sacrifice, and a fine source of fleece.

>>717408914
I can't, Sam I Am, I can't. This is wrong. First of the debauchery, and then the front lawn? With strangers in closets, and neighbors with secrets, of dangers in pockets, and the Lorax's cleaver. What have you, Sam I Am, what is it that you do? Why you subject me to such strange Whoville who-doo?

I will not submit, I will not stay. I say, Sam I Am, have a very nice day.

>>717409164
I'm afraid I can't let you leave, Daniel. A virgin you are. There is no front door. There is no Who-car. You will in a box, you will in the dark. Green eggs and ham, of which I do hark. The dark lord must come, for now it is time. Stand still, Daniel, your virgin blood is mine!

>>717409306
As if on demand, Sam I Am swung with haste. He happens to knock over a priceless Whoville vase. A vase, none other cursed by the very dark lord himself.

And suddenly, a figure sat up upon a shelf. A shelf, like an elf on a shelf, the very same. Of course, no one in Whoville knew of the meme fame.

Daniel stared in horror, the life drawn from his face. Sam I Am found a blade of silver, misplaced. His life draining slowly, his soul forfeit, he slumped to the floor in a dastardly fit.

Daniel ran for his life, but the halls seemed unending. They would circle back, the spacetime distending.

This thread isn't dying.

>>717409676
Not upon my time telling device

>>717409673
He stopped in his tracks. He was whence where, before. He could not understand. There was no door.

Sam I Am lay limp, in a pool of his blood. Green eggs and ham, Daniel said as he kicked with a thud. But his attention soon turned to the figure, sitting neatly on the shelf.

It jumped with enthusiasm, and faced him itself. From out of the shadows, a mysterious voice talked.

Hello, it said. I seem not to have knocked.

The dark lord himself, was none other than the cat. Known better of course, as the Cat in the Hat. He grinned a toothy grin, and motioned for Daniel to stop.

He reached down slowly.

And pulled out his cock.

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>>717409676
>>717396395

ready to record right now
keep bump

The bible is fiction

>>717410025
Edgy

I feel like I just channeled Dr Seuss and /b/ at the same time.

>>717410022
We love you! (no homo)
On second thought, maybe a very small amount of homo. But not that much...

>>717410186
A finite amount of homo, just enough to get past the gaydar.

I have the weirdest boner now.

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>>717410472
Urge to attach hook to urethra rising.

Several bees attempt to fly through a giant A/C ventilation system.

Employees report sounds of ethereal buzzing coming from impossible angles around the workplace.

The photocopier on the fourth floor suddenly decides to print corrugated paper combs.

Someone gives someone else a hamburger.

The coffee machine has started to add a flavouring of honey to the coffee pot, and has started to vibrate violently when approached. Everyone is too scared to open the coffee machine and find out what's wrong.

A man manages to lose the grip on his blue-ink pen, and it sails through the air with sheer force. It ricochets off of the ceiling tiles, off someone's head, off the water cooler, through several cubicles, off another person's head, knocks over a potted plant, and reaches escape velocity once it approaches the elevator doors.

Then it stops in place, until the elevator doors open. Then it obliterates the elevator.

A fruit fly has gained an IQ of 200 after sitting too close to a box of permanent markers, and it declares itself Super-Fly.

It dies 3 minutes later.

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bump

The CEO of the company looks like he's started to work out. The way he shuffles across the floor awkwardly, it shows. Everyone is impressed. Maybe he has a new haircut. Whatever it is, he certainly looks amazing, even when his skin crawls constantly as his eyes stare into the void, unblinking.

Rumor has it that Sandra gave him a blowjob recently, but she hasn't showed up after lunch yet.

>>717411255
TFW bees took over the coffee maker

If you look closely at the carpet under your office chair, you can swear that each individual nylon fiber is swaying to a polyrhythmic beat. You spend hours watching the little carpet nugs dance and sing, until your stapler rudely tells you that it's 3 PM, and you haven't finished the spreadsheet.

A poster of a giant bee is plastered over the poster of the cute cat hanging from a branch next to the stairway doors.

Everyone liked the cat better. Except, maybe John. John is kind of weird, though. He says he's some kind of insect expert, but he probably spends all of his time looking at little insect weenies like some kind of weirdo pervert.

Weirdo.

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>>717396395
finishin up the song, and have enough stuff for video. give us just a few more mins

New company policy requires all employees to drink only sugar-water, supplies each workstation with daisies, and has hired security guards to spray down anyone on the premises with pollen.

Several employees almost die from allergic reactions. They are immediately fired, and replaced with interesting, cool new employees with some sort of unfortunate, endearing disease that causes them to buzz.

>>717412110
We'll just be waiting here. Sitting. And masturbating. Maybe not that last one. ?????.

Your co-worker seems to hate your new Galaxy S7. He seems to go into a fit of rage when you turn it on, use Wi-Fi, or make an outgoing call.

Maybe he's an Apple person.

>>717412302
He's fucking fucking italics!

You suddenly have to take a massive leak, so you leave your station and head for the bathroom on your floor. You follow the designated painted line on the floor. You walk into the bathroom, approach a urinal, and let it super-fly. You don't know why you just called the act of urination letting it "super-fly", but you suddenly hear a strange, alien noise. It echoes off the bathroom walls.

After relieving yourself, you investigate. Being a clever super-sleuth who watches entire seasons of CSI on the weekends, you notice that one of the stalls are locked. You catch John furiously masturbating to a webm of a queen bee giving birth. You knew it.

He masturbates in the bathroom stalls. The weirdo. Ted owes you 10 bucks.