Shit, old cum, and copper.
Don't eat it. Fuck it.
if shes clean it should smell like nothing, it would be like licking your arm or skin without any scent.
if its dirty it smells a bit like sweat, or like good body odor if she has a good diet/hormones
>just lick change from random people
I've only ate out "2" and fingered ~ 10 others. And really, it's not the taste that's important, it's the smell....
Of the two I tasted the a 7 year old was salty, a bit of piss but you could rarely taste it, and like warm most skin. It felt bumpy, not lumpy per say, but like to feeling of goosebumps. Maybe she was cold. She was asleep.
The other, 20. I got down and Fuck did the smell hit hard. I describe it as warm, salty, melted butter and piss. And she was hairy so it only looked worse. I picked it it twice and couldn't. I later found out she had a bacterial infection, but I'm pretty sure she just doesn't clean well and I'm assuming most girls are like that. Really can't go down anymore.
The other girls were in high school and college, nothing major. Just drunk hand Shit to each other.
Kind of like a grilled cheese sandwich, but different.
After putting two and two together, I think I fingered my ex while she had a yeast infection.
The discharge was like mucus almost. Like when cum dries on your fingers after you roll it or something. could that have contributed to the salty taste?
Sorry to hear.
Broke up in November too. I've been feeling oddly lonely since then, y'know, like I have nobody else to live for.
Lick the back of your hand
wait 30 seconds
That's what pussy tastes like.
I've only been with one girl but I'm pretty sure pussy isn't supposed to smell or taste like that. The scent was super strong. It smelled like my asshole/taint smells when it's sweaty. Not really shitty or dirty just sweaty. The taste was pretty much the same. But I can't overstate how strong the odor was. My hand absolutely reeked the next day.
Its different for each girl. Of the ones I've tasted, one was like a combination of honey and sweat, one was like you liked an armpit... it also depends on how recently they showered. Right after shower, rather tasteless, just worked out and sweaty? You'll taste something alright...
It is, but you have us anon.
We can fill your void with music and memes
Shave your gooch, excercise, and then run your index finger slowly across your gooch to get the juice. Increase speed of finger as you go and don't forget to include the butthole. Then lick it, spend some time thinking the flavor over. It tastes similar to a penis, which is okay because we are all humans! In fact, most bad tastes are overcome by exposure, so you should do this every day, maybe twice a day if you want to be a real stud
You will get very used to it and make find yourself really liking it, it is totally okay. That is when you want to find a womens on Craiglist but nothing too fat cause you are now fit and pussy eating machine that won't take no from a guy or girl as an answer. If the women are ugly you can still practice with other guys for good bonding including learning how to really get into blowjobs. It's all about determination of how bad you want to get laid anon
I've noticed a lot of people like to pretend pussy doesn't stink because they're afraid someone somewhere will think they're gay.
They piss from there, they can't wash the area with soap because it upsets the ph balance, and your dick is in it a good amount of the time.
Pretending that tastes like brazil nuts or chocolate muffins just makes you seem like an insecure faggot or a thirsty autist.
Pussy tastes like a mix a jar full of pennies, your palm, your armpit, and your anus.
Don't let horny fucks fool you pussy never tastes good. You'll only even wanna smell it when you're horny.
what's really funny is I honestly can't tell if this is like those crystals you make in your sink that are actually mustard gas or a genuine suggestion that the writer really thinks will somehow make your life better