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>>717389669 Chicken

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>>717389669
Chicken
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>>717389669
>69▶>>717389768
>hey /b what does pussy taste like
it's not what it tastes like... it's what it smells like.
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>>717389669

Balsamic Vinegar with a dash of cream cheese.
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>>717389669
Arby's
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>>717389669
Marinated pulled pork with a side of garlic mashed potatoes. Something like that
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>>717389768
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disapointment
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>>717389669
Healthy vagina:
salty sweat and skin if they just got home from work.
Just salty if they got done showering.
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Like this, but better
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>>717389669
sweat
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Moar from the girl, OP!
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>>717389669
Fish dicks
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>>717390399
What are you a gay fish?
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Who is this chick?!
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like a watch battery, with a little bit of saltiness.
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Shit, old cum, and copper.
Don't eat it. Fuck it.
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>>717389669
Salty milk and coins
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>>717389669
Good, as long as she's reasonably clean.
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>>717389669
A spoon
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>>717390521
ex tasted just like this.
thanks for helping me get over her in two seconds.
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if shes clean it should smell like nothing, it would be like licking your arm or skin without any scent.

if its dirty it smells a bit like sweat, or like good body odor if she has a good diet/hormones
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>>717389669
Ur mom xD
Jk I have no idea and I never will
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>>717390660
I know that feel anon
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Copper pennies

>just lick change from random people
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bags of sand
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>>717390490
myfairylove or something like that.
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>>717391135

>Panther
>support itself
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Sweaty chicken and mushroom pie
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>>717389669
I've only ate out "2" and fingered ~ 10 others. And really, it's not the taste that's important, it's the smell....

Of the two I tasted the a 7 year old was salty, a bit of piss but you could rarely taste it, and like warm most skin. It felt bumpy, not lumpy per say, but like to feeling of goosebumps. Maybe she was cold. She was asleep.

The other, 20. I got down and Fuck did the smell hit hard. I describe it as warm, salty, melted butter and piss. And she was hairy so it only looked worse. I picked it it twice and couldn't. I later found out she had a bacterial infection, but I'm pretty sure she just doesn't clean well and I'm assuming most girls are like that. Really can't go down anymore.

The other girls were in high school and college, nothing major. Just drunk hand Shit to each other.
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Beach full of rotting dead walruses
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>>717391135
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Stop it, Kate
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Tastes like man cum.. so try your own and you will know
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>>717389669
Salty coins and milk
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>>717389669
OP post more of this
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>>717391104
how long ago was it?
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Lick the back of your hand and wait for it to dry up, now smell it.

thats what pussy tastes like
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>>717390526
>>717391642

These guys are 100% right. Everyone other answer clearly came from virgins
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>>717389669
Why the fuck is that nipple blured?
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https://www.instagram.com/myfaerielove/?hl=es
Is this her?
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Kind of like a grilled cheese sandwich, but different.
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>>717389669
Punkin pie
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>>717389669
sauce?
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>>717392058
November. I was knuckle deep, pulled out, and some other faggots cum was on my hand.
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MODS
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>>717392296
Yes. She has a tumblr with wayy more NSFW content too.
Not OP but I kinda know her XDDD
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I'm sure OP's girlfriends pussy taste like my cum because she has a belly full of it.

Real men do NOT eat pussy.
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After putting two and two together, I think I fingered my ex while she had a yeast infection.
The discharge was like mucus almost. Like when cum dries on your fingers after you roll it or something. could that have contributed to the salty taste?
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you know when you got a drippy nose. nice and clear stuff.... that's how it is
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>>717389669
Like salty milk and coins
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>>717391469
> 7 year old
> sleeping

What?
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>>717392361
Sorry to hear.
Broke up in November too. I've been feeling oddly lonely since then, y'know, like I have nobody else to live for.
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>>717389669
Lick the back of your hand
wait 30 seconds
????????
smell it

That's what pussy tastes like.
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>>717389669
bags of sand
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>>717392713
Surprisingly accurate
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>>717392713
>smell it
>that's what pussy tastes like
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>>717392687
Time to mgtow
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>>717389669
Urine and old cum.
It's an open orifice in a human being, it's trash. But you have to lick it if you want a blowjob.
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>>717393031
That's the attitude I've adopted, but still can't not feel lonely at times though.
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>>717392997
Take your autism medication
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Sweat and pee (in a lovely way) vaginal secretions are kind of salty and sweet and sour all at the same time, but not overpowering, only a small bit of taste.
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>>717393121

You have either had some nasty pussy or you are gay. Either way find different genitals to lick.
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I've only been with one girl but I'm pretty sure pussy isn't supposed to smell or taste like that. The scent was super strong. It smelled like my asshole/taint smells when it's sweaty. Not really shitty or dirty just sweaty. The taste was pretty much the same. But I can't overstate how strong the odor was. My hand absolutely reeked the next day.
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>>717389669
Its different for each girl. Of the ones I've tasted, one was like a combination of honey and sweat, one was like you liked an armpit... it also depends on how recently they showered. Right after shower, rather tasteless, just worked out and sweaty? You'll taste something alright...
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>>717389669
Salty eggs and nickles
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>>717393161
It is, but you have us anon.
We can fill your void with music and memes
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>>717389669
Shave your gooch, excercise, and then run your index finger slowly across your gooch to get the juice. Increase speed of finger as you go and don't forget to include the butthole. Then lick it, spend some time thinking the flavor over. It tastes similar to a penis, which is okay because we are all humans! In fact, most bad tastes are overcome by exposure, so you should do this every day, maybe twice a day if you want to be a real stud
You will get very used to it and make find yourself really liking it, it is totally okay. That is when you want to find a womens on Craiglist but nothing too fat cause you are now fit and pussy eating machine that won't take no from a guy or girl as an answer. If the women are ugly you can still practice with other guys for good bonding including learning how to really get into blowjobs. It's all about determination of how bad you want to get laid anon
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>>717393406
I've noticed a lot of people like to pretend pussy doesn't stink because they're afraid someone somewhere will think they're gay.
They piss from there, they can't wash the area with soap because it upsets the ph balance, and your dick is in it a good amount of the time.
Pretending that tastes like brazil nuts or chocolate muffins just makes you seem like an insecure faggot or a thirsty autist.
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>>717389669
It taste like vegetarian cum. Very sweet.
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>>717389669
Pussy tastes like a mix a jar full of pennies, your palm, your armpit, and your anus.

Don't let horny fucks fool you pussy never tastes good. You'll only even wanna smell it when you're horny.
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>>717393622
what's really funny is I honestly can't tell if this is like those crystals you make in your sink that are actually mustard gas or a genuine suggestion that the writer really thinks will somehow make your life better
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>>717393633
> Having pussy that doesn't taste like chocolate

I pity you
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>>717393633
Everything is right here, except the taste and smell are delicious because it smells that way.
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>>717393633

First off saying you may be are gay wasn't an insult. Second, I didn't say there wasn't a smell to pussy but there is a clear difference in hygiene between woman.
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>>717393854
This is exactly like those crystals
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>>717393912
Yeah, vegan pussy especially tastes better but it's never good. It's a pisshole with a bigger hole you rub your dick on a lot that secretes urea which is also piss.
It's piss.
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>>717391469
>the a 7 year old was salty

you pedo
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This thread makes me want to suck dick, let alone never eat out a woman
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