You are now the new owner of 4chan
What's the first thing you do?
Kill the repetitive threads and b& the faggots.
Then I would make raids mandatory and we would troll the shit out of everything and everyone on the internet.
PA request would be encouraged and all other kinds of chaos
sound legit, i'd hire this guy and blindly let him do whatever the fuck he wanted as long as it didn't fuck up my revenue. give him hella bonuses when he did good. go play golf or ride in hot air balloons or whatev the fuck rich peeps do.
chain moot back to a sever and tell him to get his ass back to work
I would create a membership subscription option where members can create threads that only other members can see. In my opinion this would improve the quality of some of the threads if you're willing to pay for it. Something cheap like $2 per month. 4chan is already sustainable via ads but this could help out a little as well. People who are willing to pay are less likely to be faggots. Members can get slightly better quality threads as well as having access to the chaos 4chan is known for. Members also wouldn't have to solve captchas.
>use money to make sex to girls
>realize my life is empty
>sabotage my relationships with everyone I know
>buy kewl guns
well fuck. They clearly stole my idea lol. Anyways I would work on making the ads invulnerable to ad block and make them somewhat quality. 4chan is a very specific group of people with similar interests. A lot of companies are willing to pay a decent amount to target such a precise group.
I would sell it to the highest bidder and divorce my wife, ensuring she is comfortable.
I would take the leftover money and invest it in anonymity, centrifuges, incubators, and other useful micro lab equipment.
I would continue to work in order to fund my hobby, and just see where things go from there.
Find companies edgy enough to advertise on this site and get it out of the red and into the black. Then tell the mods to lighten up and only remove things that are illegal where the servers are. If governments complain tell them they can block the site if they want to. If any do post detailed instructions on how to get around government lockouts.
make /his/ JUST history. create /hum/ for the butt hurt humanities faggots that would no doubt follow.
remove /pony/ perma IP bans for anyone posting mlp on any board.
/b/ gets 2008/2009 word filters back for a time
nanners get their own board.
i mean /ylyl board for itself
Word filter for the word "cumquat." I hate that word.
Bring back IDs to /b/.
Larger upload limit, allow multiple pictures per post.
Allow MP4 files to be uploaded.
Ban ALL underage fags who post.
Strictly enforce anonyminity in all threads unless OP states in the thread to reveal themselves (I.e., faces of b thread).
Also, moar chocolate milk.
I guess I've used ad block since 2010 then. Whenever it's paused all I see are trash ads that I don't even consider. I guess that goes for most websites. Hopefully in the future they'll get better at not being intrusive to the webpage and actually decent.
I've noticed google targets your emails and web history to target you. I've been getting ads for building design firms suspiciously along with other stuff.
Sorry, I go by a different pseudonym. I hope he's well.
To clarify, I love my wife and am not talking about terrorism. I just wanna work on my own with germs but there's no way to do that and make a living in this world. I would be happy if I could have my own lab, fuck around reading science journals, and maybe running a D&D game now and then, but instead I'm a consultant to the food industry because that is easy money.
Yeah. IMO it's not really a bad thing. Have 4chan targeted ad and the google ad where it shows you whatever. For example, I bought a bayonet on Ebay recently and I have had an ebay ad showcasing similar items.
People aren't as unique as they like to think they are. It pleases and surprises me, although it probably shouldn't, that there are other people out there that have outlooks similar to mine.
4chan's already a specialize group of people. It's not hard to put an ad up here that we would care about. They just have to be willing to buy software that counters ad block.
And this is the reason why u r not the owner. Those people that make those threads are one of the largest user based of this site. If you ban most of them, u will have a pretty dead site, and soon you will been the person that drive 4chan to the ground..while the past owners led to its boom. Sucka