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bored as shit sitting here with a studio mic. i'll say

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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bored as shit sitting here with a studio mic.

i'll say whatever dumb shit you want me to

GO
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"I want cummies from a big hairy daddy"
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self bump cause fuck it
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"daddy waddy"
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>>717352185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bb8Mk7Qqy3
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fuck me daddy make me your little sissy bitch I love daddy's cock in my tight boipussy
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>>717352357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hFg1u6n8RS
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>>717352582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qHlQw8liVG
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*Baka Baka Oni-Chan*
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>>717352758
haha, you fucking faggot
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>>717351747
"We must remove the Sacren from the Holy Land"
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>717352904
kek
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>>717352777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yBzfXr75Ol
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>>717352835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ol1M3XfhWV
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"Actually, sir. Ekawaka is MY gayboy."
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I unironically hate niggers with a burning passion. I curb stomp smelly porch monkeys with a sense of dutiful commitment.
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"Sucky Succ has won the argument without any reason" (sucky succ pronounced like lucky luke)
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>>717352904
challenge complete

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rcKtzDq4ef
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Muc is a massive cuck
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>>717353310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aO5WiyfDun
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>>717353410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KoiC40s9PO
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>>717353427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xtgdd148IS
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>>717353563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pB0Jc9Plt6
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The bigger the nigger, the more I pull the trigger.
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>>717353726
You fail to disappoint.
Also kudos for saying his name right.
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>>717353949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xFQgaYPng7
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Chip is literally always lit.
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>>717354085
right on
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I have a fetish for the YLYL banana. I want to put him inside my anus and moan about how much I really really like his image.
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>>717354119
amazing.
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>>717354127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B0EQGpaq5u
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>>717354344
you made my day
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>>717354223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ApryKOjtSp
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The secret... is MILK!
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>>717354681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10UvGou5PwI
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Shigechi is the best JoJo.
(pronounced shig getch eeh)
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>>717354681
one more cause why not
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e8slArBoIc
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I'm an alabama nigger and i wanna be free
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>>717354872
>>717354872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rdaLxRxjQc
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>>717351747
"your a dirty little girl"
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>>717354959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tVqLB2jb2m
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>>717355115
>>717355115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10nwoNszlWY
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Narrate this
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>>717355270
kek
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>>717355285
i kek'd while doin it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1urrt4p3M9Y
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"Fallout 3 was good, Skyrim still sets a benchmark for modern games, and Fallout 4 looks to be packed with an obscene amount of content. I'm getting pretty sick of these mopey threads talking about how shitty Fallout 3 was supposed to be, how boring Skyrim is (hint: if you're bored in Skyrim, you're a boring fucking person and there's no fixing that), and how supposedly bad Fallout 4 will be."

read the parenthesis too pls <3
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loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding x guilt x shame x failure x judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side
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>>717355790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jfN0oZPfvY
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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about my hair, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm top of my class in school, and I’ve been involved in numerous battles against deadly Stand users, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in firing ball-bearings and I’m the most powerful Stand user in all of Morioh. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Duwang, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying talking shit about my hair? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my group of Stand users across Morioh, and your home is being traced right now so you better prepare for my Stand, Crazy Diamond. The Stand that beats the shit out of the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Rohan. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Crazy Diamond. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I can make you suffer fates worse than death. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit DORARARARARARAs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Rohan."
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>>717355872
>>717355872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b2zqS6VZMy
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Za Warudo is stronger than Star Pratinum
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>>717351747
Can someone post the "and the ugly people losers hate the attractive ugly smells etc" copypasta? I've seen it here a lot lately but didn't save it. That or the "sense sensing human of sense friction etc" or whatever it says? Haven't seen it much lately.
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>>717356261
No, some of those plusses were divided by
My plan has failed
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>>717356097
>>717356097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dLNKpYlhgU

not much effort on this one to be honest just kinda flew through it
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>>717356453
hang tight i'll redo it
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>>717356638
Can you say "Mikey is a gay cunt" <3
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>>717356135
heads up it sucks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jpLGds0Iap
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>>717356571
You're amazing.
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>>717356453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17pSg6vYwS0
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>>717356302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zI7HmkYt2X
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>>717356781
Holy shit I love it
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>>717356745
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vDnpeCF6PM
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>>717357164
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vDnpeCF6PM
HAHAHAHHA YOU'RE A LEGEND
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"if Joey's humping your leg and really going at it, and you lead him to your bunghole, he nuts, you nut, where is the suffering? Is Joey crying in the rain gnawing his paws off or is he just happy he came?"
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OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
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>>717357164
"My name is Michael and I love to drink the froth from cocks and takes it up the arse with a strap on from eva"
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"Damn nigga. You got me! You got me, boy! I stopped resisting. I can't take it.
YOU WERE A REAL JUGGERNAUT OF A COCK! You rocked my world, boy! Rock that world! Rock that WORLD! I thought I could get away from you...but NO!"
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>>717357363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gIdlTeeqVT
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>>717357541
jesus christ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qZlHjpROPN
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>>717357657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xYvoRwqqvV
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>>717358111
"OI oi oi get some fish and chips into ya" in a chav english voice/accent
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>>717357599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qC5LCAVvyz
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I'll pop your white gusher if you don't shut the fuck up.
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>>717357759
nooo fuckin way dude too long
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>>717358233
HOLY FUCK
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>>717358192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dD1aB9KzHL
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>>717358007
I'm dying
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>>717358258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rz1dSVzUce
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ALREET THERE LADS IM JAMES FROM IRELAND I LOVE IT UP THE ARSE
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I will fuck your ass...... IN THE ASS.
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>>717358537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06j9NvpUKdh
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straddle up and fuck me in my boy pussy
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I'm gonna beat the holy fuck fucking fuckedy fuck out of one of you
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>>717358541
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SEE5IWQQY9
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Fee-fi-fo-fum I smell a cunt who likes cocks up his bumb, I'll make sure your arse hole looks like a second hand pinata mate
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>>717358007
thats pretty amazing. kudos to both of you
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>>717358717
>>717358717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ymSItARZ2g
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>>717358776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CNyQUfHLuL
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>>717358863
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ctBBe9JV4G
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THAT, right there, is the TOPPEST of ALL keks!
>>
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>>717358233
Do one in this voice

Fist me daddy oohhhhh
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>>717359206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01F4KyZ5cBJ
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>>717359275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ci2OcEdd2s
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I dare you to read the whole thing

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
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>>717359552
>https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
THIS
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>>717359397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iT9nXipcbH
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>>717359552
>https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
Please do this one OP
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Turn around and let my takes some pics of that boy pussy
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>>717359552
REAAD IT
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A tilly Willy billy
A milly chili drilly
A scribbly dibbly doo
Hoppa skilly dildo
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>>717359830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M3nUwH4FFz
Here for you
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>>717359552
>>717359599
bet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s0AB06Yvzk
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>>717359830
iam the real OP

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fBm44OSLym
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>>717360026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OTwuDwcnrE
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>>717359599
>>717359797
Didn't think anyone would really be on board with me but holy shit I was wrong
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>>717360058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EBHOgRBJkg
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>>717360793
is done ya fucks >>717360342
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You mean ucuntu? With that faggot penguin? That operating system?
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>>717361070
>>717361070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y8JOHDH1Fb
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>>717360342
YESSS
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OP here

ship seems to be sinking. i'm goin down with it though if you have anything else for me to say.

can make another thread too if there's interest
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>>717361503
yes please
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>>717361552
like i said i'll be here till it 404's
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Immortal penis

Bitch bites my dick she brakes her teeth
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Always wanted to find your favourite snap chat leaks? Use this tool today & thank me later lolol
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>>717362045
>>717362045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Swui6v92k3
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"Andy could you stop being so gay?"
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>>717362137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EaBXbxuXAy


fuck it even the spam can have some fun
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>>717362467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v6XH8mVaLq
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"hey dude come play some Xbox with me" in your most casual voice pls
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>>717362815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZiXzqJPrL5
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Don't make me spray you with some fucking demon off, Amanda
>>
69

E X P E R I E N C E
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>>717363033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PMYwvjKsDS
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>>717363208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iCqcLc0p3j

because you put it in caps
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My shitshakes bring all the boys to the yard
And they're like a splattery fart
Damn right, it's Cheetos and shart
I could teach you but I fuck my heart
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Jake I want to penetrate your cute lil boipussi while Ben watches in a superman costume
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>>717363547
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04KPEJjySXA

you're welcome
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>>717363843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03reLjJg7TU
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>>717364181
Thank you that's hilarious. Wasn't sure if the song would be obvious
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>>717364257
Hehehehehe thanks /b/ro
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>>717364400
come on man kelis is a goddamn national treasure
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Can you say "Corm, what the fuck, bruh?" please?
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>>717364592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O6LOUXumJq
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>>717364972
Thanks, man!

Here, have this drawing I drew with my mouse one time when I was tryna find the sauce
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>>717365144
lol thank you
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You wanna eat my pussy? You think you're up for it? Huh? Think you got what it takes? I'll show you how a dick is sucked and how a pussy is eaten.
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>>717365664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cw08l2p8aM
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>>717365664
not op

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jSOQkujPjH
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"welcome to Holyweeb"
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>>717366537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QHMEkxb9GW
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>>717351747
Hey Squidward wanna go jelly fishing
NO NIGGA YOU ALWAYS BOTHERING ME GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN
DAMN NIGGA ALL YOU HAD TO SAY WAS NO DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT ALL THAT EXTRA SHIT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU SOME FUN SINCE ALL YOU DO IS SIT IN THAT UGLY ASS HOUSE AND PLAY THE CLARINET AND YOU SHIT AT IT. FUCK YOU AND YOUR PENIS NOSE SQUIDWARD.
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Oh, so it's okay for the salmon to ejaculate on children, but not me.
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>>717367417
>>717367417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M7obfbVIKl
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>>717367448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VAm8WNeD1x
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>>717367963
Thank you that was amazing
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>>717351747
I want Nick Wilde to hold me down while he chokes me with his tie and Judy watches while laughing at me.
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>>717368533
>>717368533
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vzOH5KBwN1
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MARIO MARIO IS MY NAME, ARRESTING JAP TEENAGERS IS MY GAME!
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>>717368925
>>717368925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vl1MVPsgoO
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>>717369089
THANK YOU
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"You fucking FREAK"
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Some describe it as a place far beyond human comprehension. Others don't try to describe it at all. All you need to know is that you're in it, and you won't be leaving. Welcome to the Threefold Maze.
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>>717369198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mWSSWpuq5G
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CHRISTIAN IM NOT GOING BACK!!!!! IM NOT GOING BACK!!! CHRISTIAN, CHRISTIAN!!!!!!
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>>717369201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wrm7B8LQGO
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WE WATCH TUTORIALS TO LEARN!!! Can't do purple...
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>>717369508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hECRqzPS13
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>>717351747
"DO ET FUR YAH DAHDY!"
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2 comedy videos....per week maybe?
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>>717369525
Fucking perfect. Thanks my dude
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>>717369599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V9OuoV9MQ8
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>>717369623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cs7nvanORv
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ITS A FUCKING MOUSE!!!!!!! PUT IF FUCKING DOWN!!!!
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>>717351747
GROVE STREET IS GAY
SAY IT WITH ME NIGGAS
GROVE STREET IS GAY
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>>717369631
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cZGK2ZvGaT
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ENEMIES ON THE WAY? FRIENDSHIPS BROKEN? HEY GUYS IT'S SO FLO BRYCE SEMEN HERE! where did i go wrong in my intro?
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In J.R.R. Tolkien`s famous trilogy Lord of the Levis the first book is called Fellowship of the Levi. In this book a group of anal excretion Hobbits flee their hometown. They eventually join into a fellowship made up of gential crabs, Elves and niggers, with the goal of fucking the One Levi. They begin by traveling through the slender mountains, where Mr. Knapp the Nob pink is lost. They continue on to the forest, where the queen of the furnaces gives them disfigured aborted fetuses to ride down the river. At the end of the book, Merri and Pippin get captured by nigger monkies, and Frodo is thumbed by one of his fellow Cathrine's tumors and leaves on his own (but with Sam).
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>>717369659
ur welcome
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>>717369794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qa0sp3EMUy
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>>717369779
Great job mate we all had a good laugh at that one! Weeeeeeee
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>>717369808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CXh4wMvZ2m
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OHHH MY GOD LUCAS IS BACK HE'S OFFICIALLY BACK!!! MY MAAAAAN LUCAS! I CAN NOW FIGHT, IN MY TRUE POTENTIAL!
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>>717369859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VxPsjLOnuy
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krusty KRAAAAAYYY-KRAAAYYYYY-AYYYY PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA YEEAAAA FOR YOU AND--MEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>717351747
What mic are you using?
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This comin from yo nigga tyrese ronan is one of the tightest fools out there and I love that motherfucker more than my own daughter

(in the most gangsta voice you can please)
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Horrible teacher. huge fraud that doesnt even know what editing is. He has been spamming this with fake good reviews. He got exposed. Top 10 Anime Exposures Live. He has 25 students and cant make a 2 minute bulletin. He is inloved with a 17 year old senior who he watches get undressed and has a template fetish. LYNDA.COM IS A GREAT SOURCE FOR YOUR TEMPLATES AND OTHER SHITTY SHORT FILMS!!! USE THE CODE FRAUD AT CHECKOUT TO GET A DISCOUNT!!!
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BEILDER PUNCHED HIS WIFE!!! I GOTTA DO THE QUAD SOLVE!!!
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>>717369872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g4bJ4aoh8m
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>>717351747
I dare you to read this whole transcript
http://pizza-party-podcast.wikia.com/wiki/Transcript_-_Pizza_Party_Podcast_Episode_1
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>>717370146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15OHY4jrk1n
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"Murray is a fat fuck"
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>>717370216
tlm102
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>>717370249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hEnbM7dHDc
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I would love you if you did Cuil Theory!
http://cuiltheory.wikidot.com/what-is-cuil-theory

Or at least the last one 7 Cuils!
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>>717370306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FGowxaXKqL
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Racist piece of shit who only cares for favorities. These reviews are all lies one of the worst teachers at the school. Top 10 anime teachers who sucked
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Derpier Hooves is pretty cool I guess
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>>717370371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r3eSezptcH
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>>717370484
>tlm102
hot damn buddy boy what kind of work are you in
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>>717370418
sorry dude way too long
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>>717370571
luv ya op <3
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YOU CAN STEAL MY MEMES, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>717370459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wGDcJOLEpe
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>>717370860
CANT*
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AND IMMMMM SHAWWW SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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>>717370684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07X5Vy3TFOq
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>>717370730
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m0Z04myeIP
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IT'S THE NUTSHACK
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Oh you think it ends? You think there's a light at the end of this fucking tunnel of filthy fucking gear whoring?
"Oh my kit's basically complete now, all I need is..."
Every time that fucking package from Russia comes in and you drive to the post office to pick it up so you can show all your fucking friends who are just as deep in this shit as you you're going to be saying that. You just need a ZSH-1, so you buy one. But the impression you're doing really calls for a ZSH-1-2M, so a little later you buy a replica of that. But hey, replicas are never as good as the real thing so you save up and buy yourself a REAL one a few months down the line. And of course you need your smersh harness, you've always gotta have a smersh harness.
WELL GUESS WHAT, YA BOUGHT YOURSELF A NEW GEN AND AN OXFORD SMERSH WOULD JUST TIE THE WHOLE THING TOGETHER AND MAKE IT SO MUCH MORE AUTHENTIC. SO YOU DROP ANOTHER 300 BUCKS ON A FUCKING OLD GEN HARNESS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? A PARTIZAN HARNESSES WOULD JUST BE REALLY COOL SO WHY DON'T WE GET ONE OF THOSE TOO!
AND NOW THAT YA HAVE A PARTI HARNESS YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST SO CLOSE TO HAVING A WORKABLE BESLAN KIT, YA JUST GOTTA SHOVEL OUT FOR A PARTIZAN SUIT AND SOME FUCKING BODY ARMOR. BUT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON WITH THE HELMET SO YOU'RE GOING TO BUY REAL SHIT THIS TIME WITH REAL PLATES BUT HEY THAT'S ILLEGAL TO EXPORT IN RUSSIA SO YOU HUNT DOWN SOME CRAZY FUCK WHO SPEAKS BARELY FUNCTIONING ENGLISH IN A FUCKING FACEBOOK GROUP WHO SMUGGLES THIS SHIT OUT AND PAY HIM SOME UNGODLY FUCKING AMMOUNT OF MONEY FOR A USED KORUND VEST THAT WEIGHS FUCKING FIFTY POUNDS AND COST AN ARM AND A LEG TO SHIP AND THAT'S NOT EVEN INCLUDING THE BRIBE THE CUSTOMS AGENT PROBABLY GOT BECAUSE AGAIN IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL TO EXPORT ARMOR PLATES FROM RUSSIA SO THAT FINALLY ARRIVES AND HEY YOU LOOK PRETTY DOPE
But you know what? That baofeng radio just kinda throws the whole impression off, I should get something more authentic
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>>717370995
Thanks OP
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>>717370746
been in a few bands over the years and have been upgrading my stuff slowly. best way to get music out is too self produce.
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Sing """"we are number one""""
give me the best you can do
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>>717370860
>>717370901
you both get combined cause i gotta yell from a distance

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fgvxvP0XXx
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*unsheathes katana* *teleports behind you* nothing personal kid. *kills*
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>>717370948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03QBcy5zGiV
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>>717371187
perfect
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>>717371015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LUpefpF3j6
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>>717371276
*personnel
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>>717351747


Even Flow
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Lyrics
Freezin' rests his head on a pillow made of concrete again
Oh Feelin' maybe he'll see a little betters any days
Oh hand out faces that he sees come again ain't that familiar
Oh dark grin he can't help when he's happy he looks insane
Even flow

Thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh he don't know
So he chases them away
Someday yet he'll begin his life again
Life again

Kneelin' looking through the paper though he doesn't know to read
Prayin', now to something that has never showed him anything
Oh, feelin', understands the weather or that winters on its way, yeah
Oh, ceilings, few and far between all the legal halls of shame
Even flow

Thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know
So he chases them away
Someday yet he'll begin his life again
Whispering hands, carry him away
Him away, him away
Yeah!
Woo
Oh yeah yeah
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>>717371526
Start at the word Freezing
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ILL TAKE A NUMBA 9
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911 couldn't have been a inside job...
the planes came from the outside!
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>>717371116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07QAmZUyzqp
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>>717351747
Moonman, moonman, can't you see, Ben (((Shapiro))) must hang from trees. That Jewboy stole my rhymes.
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ABOBABEEBIS, YEAH YEAH ABOBABEEBIS, YEAH YEAH YOU TOOK MY HEART AND MY SOUL, ABOBABEEBIS
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>>717371660
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xo7Lo0S7XF
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>>717371784
>>717351747
If it wasn't clear I was asking you to sing this.
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>>717371735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0esNOb9yEx8
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CHIEDI SCUSA A ZEB OTTANTANOVE
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>>717371784
>>717371784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s006mtOzGNJN
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>>717351747
Please say the text in the photo
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>>717372121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lFDxRDPCkF
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>>717372129
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s006mtOzGNJN
Lmfao much obliged, my friend.
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"I mouse over the upvote icon. My finger twitches involuntarily as I think of my mother singing. My mother drops a dish, which shatters into a handful of corners of the room. The corners collaborate. Their consensus is angry, and my argument is invalid. A jury of my peers deems me a collection of disappointments. I am allowed a drink of water. A fountain asks me whether I've heard of my mother. I respond in the negative. A jury of my peers deems me a fraud. My mother names a fountain in my honor.

I mouse over the upvote icon."
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>>717372165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzwIkzEkQq
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>>717372288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g0WvZjYSJj
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Jimi is fiderino
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>>717351747

This is my containment board. There are many like it, but this one is mine.My containment board is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.Without me, my containment board is useless. Without my containment board, I am useless.
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>>717371999
>999
>video also 9 seconds


WHAT SOURCERY IS THIS
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>>717372392
I love you man! That was perfect!
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>>717372447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Pjb2JBszz
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>>717372455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TrUkqzh0dH
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Scream like you're being tortured in the most horrible way possible, and play this loudly in the backround.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8
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>>717372471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HEzBX8oGQv
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