Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>717303915 Rules: >Claim

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>>717312350
I'm HomoMad at 2Mb limit.

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Claimed.

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Still here

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>>717312761
>>717312830
>>717312869
>>717312882
>>717312889

Morning all

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>>717312968
Morning, sleep well?

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>>717312968
Morning! How's it going?

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>>717312830
>HomuMad
>Not superior Helmad

help i want to cuddle the Reiposter

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>>717313005

I slept pretty good for a couple hours. Usually I get more sleep but I'm on my way back to Texas today.

>>717313058

Doing good, I've got high hopes for 2017!

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>>717313005
>>717313058
>replying to the Mavisposter
Into the rape dungeon you go.
>>717313123
>newfag messing up the meme
Neck yourself

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>>717313215
Ah, were you in Texas visiting family?

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I'm claiming both of them

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>>717313270
Rude. I'm pretty cool everyone wants to be friends with Mavis.

>>717313303
Going back home actually

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>>717313411
Ah

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There is only one right answer

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>>717313411
Ayyy Mavis, what's good mang?

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>>717313169
Desperation is the price of admission.
I'm really not that good.

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>>717313332
That's haram onii-fam. You'll have to stick with the forced Kuudere or the cunt.

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>>717313561
whats so bad about harems?

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>>717313215
Why's that?

>>717313270
Did I fuck up?

>>717313525
not really desperate but still

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>>717313663
Yep, now your anus is mine, friendo.
Say goodbye to your anal virginity

>>717313771
What do you see in me then?

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>>717313863
So what are you plotting for 2017? We know you are up to some shady shit.

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>>717313863
I feel like that boat has sailed a little...

>>717313900
you are kind, and lonley, must embrace

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>>717313456
>>717313508

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>>717314338
Hmm?

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>>717314053
You must want to embrace many anons then

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>>717314417

Meh/10 on those titts. Better eat your wheaties.

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>>717314568
Yours are not much better

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Here is some hairy vagina

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>>717314501
You especially.

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>>717314829
Here is a semi-lewd Koume

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Night

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>>717314950
Night Tomoko

>>717314895
Terrible decision

>>717314501
Well yeah you are right, if Rei doesn't feel comfortable i sjpi;d stp[

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>>717314950
Whatever you say Russian spy

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>>717315139
It's not.

>>717315165
I'm comfortable.

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>>717315480
What's this about Russian spies?

>>717315485
In inclined to disagree

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Good Morning everyone!

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>>717315614
Why?

>>717315812
Because I don't like me

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>>717315846
What if I like you?

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Have alot of her anyway, so claiming.
<3

>>717315910
I'd say you're misinformed

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>>717315971
Yeah. no one actually likes you.

>>717316018
A kindred spirit you are

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>>717315971
The opposite is true, I think you're misinformed.
But I guess I can't stop you.

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gonna post random funny such of her until I fall out

>>717315971
why would you not like yourself?

>>717315485
Glad to read that i don't want to be a pushover

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>>717316169
Wouldn't I know me better than anyone though

>>717316232
Better question would be, why would I like myself

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>>717316242
hereis a photo for you

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I have awoken

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>>717316436
Morning

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>>717316232
You're not, I'm just awkward.

>>717316241
You'd think that. But that doesn't seem to be the case

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>>717316436
>>>/sleep/

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my chest feels empty

カラミチーマス

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>>717316490
morning

>>717316541
don't you have a tree to crash into?

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>>717316587
So does mine.

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>>717316621
U r 1 cheeki little shit.
I got told I'm working overtime today.

>>717316501
cute tbh i want to tuck you in a bed and stay warm the both of us holding hands

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>>717316770
it's how i do bb

how late you gotta work?

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>>717316997
Till 11. Which means I'm staying up all day. Thanks Vince, fucking cunt.

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>>717317177
Just don't, like, crash the miata.

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>>717317177
rekt, does he have no one else he could assigned

>>717317277
i have taught you well

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>>717316869
That sounds fine to me.

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>>717317135
Bring back the Big Montana, dammit!

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>>717317277
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>717317335
Apparently not. I seriously should've expected the cunt to call out on New Years. How the fuck he's able to call out SO FUCKING MUCH AND THEY DON'T FIRE HIM is fucking beyond me.

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>>717316701
At least you don't have heart disease.

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>>717317335
I need more advice on how to bully.

>>717317477
I thought you were actually talking about driving a miata at some point?

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Is it TheMexican27?

Yeah, TheMexican27!

Who is TheMexican27?

Some say TheMexican27 is the first Farmville player ever, born from Latin America.

I heard TheMexican27 can cut grass better by hand than a lawnmower.

I heard TheMexican27 can cut an entire field of grass with a single blow.

But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape; WHAM!!! Just like that!

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BUSHES UNDER ATTACK That's impossible!

YOUR LAWNMOWER HAS BEEN CAPTURED TheMexican27 has captured my lawnmower!

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>>717317477
some companies give way too much leeway to employees like that, people who do that just know how to play the system, pisses me off

>>717317549
tell him his company doesn't know how to fully commit and then they gave up on their hopes and dreams

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>>717317781
I think I've done that.

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>>717317860
ask if his dorritos have the edges worn off them

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What the mint-chocolate chip did you just chocolate say about me, you little strawberry? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the vanilla out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my rocky road words. You think you can get away with saying that caramel to me over the Internet? Think again, fudge. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re banana dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable black cherry off the face of the continent, you little birthday cake. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cookie dough tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cheesecake. I will crackle caramel all over you and you will drown in it. Make like a banana and split, kiddo.

>>717317912
corners**

>Sameji

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>>717317477
More than likely it's on the job politics, being a favorite of his boss, or the superiors can also be the type that look the other way because they don't like dealing with that shit like they should.

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>>717317495
I wish I did, then I'd have a real reason to feel like shit. Rather than feel like shit for no reason.
>When god won't strike you down

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claimed

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>>717317549
Oh, right. That's later today!

>>717317781
It's just aggravating to all hell. Like, what if I fucking had plans for today? Normally I don't, BUT I ACTUALLY FUCKING DID THIS TIME!

>>717317958
The manager dislikes him, and the superiors are just lazy dick heads. Like, I wouldn't be so mad if it was once in a while, but it's a 100% that he "calls out" 1 to 2 times a month. And it's ALWAYS for some concert, holiday, got too drunk the night before, or some other retarded reason. The one time he DID call out cause he was sick, I literally didn't even believe it until he showed up sneezing and shit the next day.

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>>717318217
Don't crash your miata or that one!

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>>717318217
what plans you had later? driving a mazda with the correct engine?

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when i was 17 i almost died from septic shock. i used to play with wads of toilet paper in my ass after shitting and it felt good, but pieces built up inside over time. when they were flushing me out at the hospital i saw chunks floating in the clear tubes and got a really hard boner plus the water pressure almost made me cum. that's when i knew i loved hyperscat.

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>>717318342
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>717318217
They gotta be able to find someone better. Someone who's reliable and pulls their weight.

Those are the sort of people who will take full advantage if they aren't dealt with quickly. Sounds like he's been cancer for a long time now. I used to work with some people like that when I started out- finding ways to weasel out of weekend shifts, large events, and of course, late night inspections at bars and clubs.

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>>717318521
I feel like I should be taking your side in this but it's too fun.

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You.

Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no multiplayer!" and "Sean Murray lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention. Tread lightly.

You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.

I don't feel awkward or anxious playing No Man's Sky around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been procedurally generated for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We No Man's Sky fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.

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I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that No Man's Sky is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.

I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Call of Duty, start up No Man's Sky, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first planet, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.

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>>717318066
It really screws up your cardio and what not. I'm slim and all, can run a bunch without my legs giving out but my heart just dies out. My breathing becomes irrational making less oxygen go to my legs and then my legs die out.

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>>717318521
you gotta be careful with those pistons man, handling something so reliable is a lot of responsibility

>>717318610
Opposite when it comes to running, my cardio is bad, but my legs shit out on me, they can't take running, my heart rate is so slow while im running I know I could go faster if my legs didn't go numb, but they do, then I can't run because im unable to control my legs past standing.

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>>717318825
images ree

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>>717318564
If only. The company itself is shady as fuck. If I could get a job at some oil shop or something simple, I'd be happy, even if I had to do actual work, rather than being here. But I guess shit coworkers are something you just can't escape seeing as this is job 3 with them.

>>717318594
We'll see who's laughing when I give you a toaster with it's own OS.

>>717318745
I will jam apex seals down your throat!

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>>717319015
are they gunna be all worn down?

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>>717319015
Hey I'd play Doom on that toaster.

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>>717318825
Just do a lot of squats, hold squat positions work out the knees. Then lunges. Progressively work leg muscle and you'll be good.

>tried using oxygen mask while running
>regret

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>>717319130
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>717319152
Wrong toaster!

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>>717319015
It's as good an excuse as any to try and find something that'll steer you towards mechanic work if the pay is decent. Plus you'd get normal working hours. Shitty coworkers are everywhere unfortunately, but there should be more than enough decent/good ones to make up for them in a good workplace.

I figured a big city ought to have some entry-level work in garages or oil/lube places, no?

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>>717319537
<3

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>>717319537
The hell kind of toaster did you think I meant?

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>>717312761
gardi <3

>>717319490
It's more of a bone thing.
Pigeon toed, so my running is really bad form, even when I try to correct it, it's like running on my shins. My leg muscles are strong, I can squat and lunge all day, I can run perfectly fine on a treadmill, but running on real ground feeling real impact? Nope.

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>>717312761
pacifica west

>>717319830
Oh, I can't really help with that. One of my friends is penguin toed or something, and her walking is a bit off. She walks slowly to hide it.

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Happy New Years. I guess. Unless you are Chinese.

>>717319953
Where they turn in, yeah, pigeon toed.

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>>717319558
Pay would probably be about the same, and normal hours are kinda meh. I rather enjoy my hours now, since Anya is up at these hours. But... meh, you can see I've got a little dilemma with it.

You'd figure so, till you realize how insanely close to Mexico I live.

>>717319619
One cheeki cunt reee!

>>717319640
Fine, a microwave!

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>>717320042
it's how i do

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>>717320042
I could play Doom on a microwave!

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>>717319982
I still celebrate New Year's. I'm just 300% more hyped on Chinese New Year

>>717320022
And with your shins... Gently kick a wall or have some thick pipe and roll it along your shin. Not too hard, but enough to strengthen it

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Hello everyone! Happy New Year!

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>>717320042
>undercut by cheap labor
Shit, forgot about that. I guess it's alright as long as they're not bouncing paychecks and cutting your hours? Gotta roll with the punches, though you get sick of it after long enough.

Time for me to get going, see you around.

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u guys will never have sex with your waifu

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>>717320157
Fucking sideways pistons.

>>717320159
How?!

>>717320526
Already sick of it, m8. Ah well, later!

>>717320587
With advances in artificial intelligence, virtual reality and robotics, there may be hope.

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>>717320694
You can play Doom on anything.

>>717320733
good i hope so. if not then you are dead kidda

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>>717320694
sideways is love

>>717320928
That's a pretty bold claim. And how can you be so sure of my impending demise?

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>>717320916
Even on the fridge?

>>717320947
Doritos are lover

>>717321101
cuz i will strangle you for giving me hope for waifus
and then finding out that they will not exist

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>>717321281
Not if I kill you first! HARAGGHHHHH!

*WHACK*

*sounds of body being drug*

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>>717321195
triangles, triangles, triangles, TRIANGLES, TRIANGLES, TRIANGLES

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>>717321195
Unfortunately, yes.

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Claimed <3 even made this pic

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>>717321523
FELIX WANKEL WAS AN UNAPPRECIATED GENIUS!

>>717321571
What about on the car? :^)

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>>717321823
I'll do more than play Doom on the car.

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>>717321823
oh, you are a member of the church of latter day TAINTS?

I thought that was on a volunteer basis

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>>717321890
Oh?

>>717322010
Yes.

>>717316501
I fell asleep

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>>717322634
Well yeah, I'll do you on the car.

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>>717322634
do you get together to fist bump? (and touch butts)

>>717322745
wew

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>>717322745
D-Did you really have to say it so bluntly?!

>>717322807
Also yes!

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>>717322944
Yes! Did you not want me to?

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>>717322944
that's gay yo

>>717321515
*teleports behind you* nothing personnel kid,
*shoots lasers out of sword* but you messing with the wrong anon here

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>>717323053
I wasn't expecting it!

>>717323083
Is it, though?

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>>717323357
only the gays touch butts

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>>717323357
I was obviously leading into it!

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Never fell in such a deep love with an anime character like this one before.

>>717323581
Hey situation was too sad for me to feel too much

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>>717323500
But what if you touch butts on accident?

>>717323523
You mean leading into me?

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>>717324047
accidental gay is still gay

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>>717324047
Well when you put it that way...

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>>717324197
Are you suuuuure about that?

>>717324223
PLS

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>>717324604
i am the King of the Fags, i declare what is and isn't gay and i declare that accidental gay is still gay

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>>717324708
And you're gay for me all the way

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>>717324604
Pls?

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>>717324948
wew

but yes

>>717323290
*body starts levitating as you walk away*

*eyes begin glowing red with spheres of dark energy resonating from palms*

I see you have a death wish. Well I will be happy to accommodate you

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>>717324948