Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Reminder if you ever switch "waifu" you either are greatly misinformed about what the word means or are just a retard avatarfag who doesn't want to admit they are a avatarfag -_-
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>717279637
Previous: 717265793
I messed up -_-
カラミチーマス
Happy Annual Rotation of the Earth Day
>>717277974
You don't want to share a room with me?
>>717277979
>I really like this picture, for some reason.
Well you're in luck, I stole the bluray and will soon have better pics for my folder.
>>717277979
>Oh my that sounds terrible.
I hate to complain but yes it is.......
T-thank you for your concern, i really appreciate it.
>>717277979
>I'd be better off a NEET on a financial level
In a conservative America the taxes will be so far down that a gallon of milk will cost $2 again and not $4.25 like it does now.
>>717277979
>Also, you apologize too much. You're cool, though. I'm glad you're in these threads.
You're making me blush..
>>717277979
>:^)
._.
>>717278147
I want to touch it but she'll probably beat me up.
>>717278383
Well you should stop that right now.
>>717278409
I hope Romo doesn't mess up the spike again, if so I'm going to die laughing
>>717278738
Oh I thought you left.
>>717278752
Are you on anti, um, whatevers?
Only 20 minutes late by my clock but Happy New Year /waifu/!
>>717278468
That would be a big ass mansion. Gotta have the funds to get and maintain it too.
>>717278658 (Winner)
It's definitely satisfying getting your own food. Half the fun in fishing is hooking one that puts up a good fight. The other half is hanging out with buddies or just taking it easy alone. Then there's dinner.
>>717278752 (Rory)
Hah, nice. Front of house where I worked was a bunch of punks. They'd be more than happy to talk shit but got bitchy and offended when it came back at them. Then they'd grovel to the cooks on their break to try and get some good food under the table.
>>717278970 (Tomoyo)
Yeah, I can agree on that. While I have obligations during the day, I enjoy having space and time to myself at night like right now.
>>717279637
Previous: >>717265793
-_-
>>717279799
oh my god what i have done
What's a "New Year's" anyways?
>>717279799
im here
>>717278973
it is now
>>717279299
i can't really explain it i'm sorry
>>717279781
Revolution of the Earth.
>>717279799
Antibiotics. They're just standard for infections.
>>717279803
We all love each other at work. Like a dysfunctional family.
>tfw no chara to wrap my arms around and snuggle up against all night
It's 11:24pm 12/31/2016
>>717279803
Same
Though sometimes sleep is necessary, like when i'm making a thread and i mess up the previous twice -_-
>>717280004
Darn you English vocabulary
Why can't my Asian mind get a grasp of you
>>717279673
you might be taking things too seriously
>>717280009
:o
>>717280062
No it's 6:25 am
01/01/17
-_-
>>717280163
shut up spic -_-
>>717279886
/thread
>>717279927
Happy new year Haruhi!
>>717280004
Oh good are you able to chew now without any discomfort?
>>717279799
Might be crowded with my wife too. But yeah I'd do it
>>717279803
Together we could do it
>>717279799
>Drinking milk
What are you, a fucking loser?
In all honesty though, if taxes don't come to bite you in the ass one way, they will another.
>._.
:^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
>>717279803
>Taking it easy alone
Ugh there's nothing better, honestly.
I did enjoy hanging out with some mates the first time though. And I really think dinner would be fun to cook for everyone. I'll definitely try it out, sometime.
>>717279855
You're a reply hound.
>>717279886
It's when I spank everyone I can and they call me daddy.
>It's been going on since last January First
>>717280042
I want to make fun of you for saying dumb shit like this but now I, too, just crave physical contact.
>Being alone is only fun until you remember you're alone
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>717278280
Indeed. JuviaxTali is a thing
>
>>717278409
I wouldn't put it past them
>>717279799
Why would she beat you up for something like that?
>>717279927
That's perfectly fine, you don't have to explain anything. I'm sure you'll find someone else if you open your heart again.
>>717280211
finish konata :o
>>717280216
shut up gaylord -_-
>>717280343
>I love you
Tali
>>717280378
-_-
>>717280493
potato -_-
>>717280343
Now i can start saying things that will make you blush beyond belief
>>717279886
>>717280004
>>717280009
>>717280062
>>717280129
Not much purging needed to be done.
>>717280241
Been watching "Sabagebu!" it's funny af.
>>717280241
thank you
>>717280351
i don't know about that
>>717280378
Ok :o
>>717280660
How do i stop being purged?
Krista / Historia CLAIMED!
>>717280660
Hey, I'm a heretic too, shitass.
You can purge me all you want, babygirl.
>>717280278
Who do you love more your wife or your waifu?
>>717280303
I really hope Trump doesn't mess things up for us, I want to have a house already because apartment life suuucks.
>I want to make fun of you for saying dumb shit like this but now I, too, just crave physical contact.
Oh no I love being alone, I'm a loner at heart, but I still want to squeeze Chara for fun.
>here's the picture I wanted to post, i'm going to make caps of it later
>>717280343
I don't know, she's not the affectionate type.
>>717280705
yeah
>>717280660
no one likes you
>>717280783
Join Mien Fuhrer.
>>717279799
>Another botched Romo whatever
It's a good thing that tomorrow isn't a win to get in game. I'm sure it'll be the first thing on fans' minds when he goes somewhere else.
>>717280004
That's great, half the job is the people, the other half the money. More of one can make up for the other to an extent. I have a good team under me and while it took me a bit of time to get used to dealing with executive management, there's a good rapport with them now too.
>>717280129
Yeah, eventually it does catch up to you. On the other hand it's easy to ignore the clock, get caught up in something, and then an hour or two flies by.
>>717280278
Now that I think of it, that sort of arrangement would be a RL version of an elitist discord group. Kek.
>>717280303
Cooking/entertaining for a group is pretty fun. I do it for family and friends from time to time. Sometimes I'm a guest in their kitchen or vice versa. Not a massive group, but maybe 5-10 at most. Beyond that and there's usually a second or third set of hands to help manage things while everything is prepared.
>>717280343
The Rams and Niners could find a way to screw up a gold mine like that too.
>>717280660
I'm happy to hear you enjoy it!
>>717280733
Haruhi, haruhi, how was your new years?
Happy Nui year!
Was I the only one autistic enough to have my new years kiss with my waifu?
>>717280950
I hope it happens
>watch it not happen
I'm predicting a Giants and Patriot superbowl now, I saw it in a dream.
>>717280807
Hello winner
>>717280870
I see
>>717280989
That made me laugh
>>717281062
Not. At. All.
>>717280423
>i l-love you too
>>717280654
No you can not
>
>>717280857
I wouldn't know i haven't watched the anime your waifu is from
>what is she from anyway?
>>717280950
They could, but it's not as likely as the Browns
>>717281062
thank god someone knows what a new years kiss is
I've been asking people all day and no one knows what it is ._.
I'm gonna kiss my cat, 20 minutes to go
>>717281136
what is this anime even about? :o
>>717280857
I love them equally
>>717280950
I dont know what this means
>>717281176
I totally could but i wont because i know you dont enjoy blushing.
>>717280870
i do
>>717280957
lonely
>>717281176
Oh she's from "Sabagebu!" it may be a little too violent for you, though.
>>717281170
But did anyone else post an image for it?
>>717281202
But new years was 40 minutes ago :o
>>717280857
I already wasn't fond of Trump tbh.
I more concerned about people using him to fuck us up because he's so not grounded here nor there.
>I love being alone
So do I, more than anything in the world.
But you can enjoy being alone and still feel lonely.
>>717280950
While I generally resent cooking for anybody, I do get in a mood where I'll go out of my way to prepare a good meal for four or five people. It's always really fun.
>>717281136
Hello there, friend.
What've you been up to?
New Year plans?
>>717281062
>Was I the only one autistic enough...
Yes.
>Not secretly being in love with the 8/10 cute neighbor girl next door
>>717281348
If your waifu became 3D would you divorce your wife?
>>717281350
W-well, you still have us no matter what, alright?
Ayo
>>717280924
How?
>>717280950
It is annoying when that happens
>>717281373
Oh no I just kissed my phone.
>this picture
>>717281287
Idols
>>717281420
I was asleep until fireworks woke me up right after midnight
How are you?
>>717281420
>8/10 cute neighbor girl next door
>neighbor girl next door
>neighbor
Brotato Chip claims his Springtrap drawing as husbando. Still needs some work tho.
>>717281373
It's 11:43pm 12/31/2016
>>717281588
sounds simple enough
Woah! Drunk claim.
>>717281420
>420
ayy
I guess I enjoy that feeling of being alone. No one to worry about, silence and calm, I love it.
>>717281348
More like you won't because you can't
>
>>717281365
I'm fine with violence. I liked deadman wonderland and that was violent.
>>717280153
Because spelling is hard
>>717280241
Most things.
>>717280950
We work well together, we have from the start.
>>717281756
Oh crap that scared me, especially episode two. I can see why didn't do well in Japan but did well in America, Canada and Europe.
>>717281731
consuming alcohol is not cool or worth bragging about
>>717281577
You must say "Heil, mein Führer!" and post a picture of yourself and you name.
>>717281934
It's not but it's something to talk about.
>>717281588
>until fireworks woke me up
Been there, done that, a few years back.
Pain in the ass. Now I don't go to sleep before midnight so it isn't much of an issue. Hope your night has some better twists and turns than that.
I'm doing alright.
Sort of bored.
>>717281593
>implying no friends
>>717281753
>No one to worry about
Oh man
I don't have to worry about it being too loud or too quiet. I don't have to pick up after one. I can do what I want and nobody will even hesitate to agree. I pay less for good times, and I don't feel obligated to do anything for anyone. Fuck I love being alone.
>>717281934
I don't even drink and you seem like a white knight whose armor has been dyed shit-brown by your opinions.
>>717281348
Having a special hideout full of claimers, likely excluding some people as a result of it. More than likely you'd have some people doing the heavy financial lifting versus others.
>>717281099
>A vision!
Will there be another helmet catch in this matchup?
>>717281420
It's always better when you have people willing to try new stuff. That was a bit of a slog at first, but once you break the ice there it gets pretty easy to have them give feedback on new creations.
>>717281577
I see it as me spending the time with purpose- whatever it was had me focused enough to eat up some time. Late night research can't be beat in that respect.
>>717281862
Is there a lot turnover where you work? Having the same folks around always helps for cohesiveness.
>>717282057
Heil, mein Führer! and post a picture of yourself and you name.
There i said it
>>717281719
It's pretty alright
>>717282096
Yeah, it was probably a bad idea to sleep early
I'm also bored
>>717281505
No id just continue my harem
>>717281756
You should know not to temp me im trying to be nice to you
>>717282175
Ah gotcha
>>717282238
Congrats Aryan
Goodnight all!
>>717281862
You are a very strong person.
>>717282057
kek af
>>717282096
You could even play your Pokemon game without hearing the constant nagging in the background.
>>717282175
No it's totally going to be a one-handed catch!
>>717282312
Lmao sick.
>>717282280
I wish I was that candy she was sucking on.
>>717282280
you're very alright :o
>>717282410
Goodnight!
>>717282238
the current list
>>717282410
Goodnight!
>Houki
>>717282524
Quite a list. Needs more imo.
>>717282524
Oy vey, is there any room for your old pal Shlomo on that list?
>>717281906
I thought the story was interesting and the characters were mostly likeable. But i could see why it wasn't popular in Japan as well. Hopefully a season 2 will be considered though
>>717282312
I'm not tempting you, I'm just stating a fact.
>>717281505
i know but i hoped to spend it with someone else
>>717282524
She's trying to convert us into her army!
>>717282656
Just buy the list with your shekels and it won't even matter.
>>717282895
Calm down Aryan.
>>717282699
Ypu are challenging me by saying I cant do it. Im gicing you fair warning before I say something over the top.
>>717282410
I mean i already have 2 women in my life atm
It's 12:00am 1/1/2017
>>717282524
May i ask what this list is for?
>>717283070
I'm not challenging you, i was simply stating a fact. That's all
>>717283055
why does the girl on the right have brass knuckles? :o
>>717282175
Not a lot of turnover, no. Same crew, minus one because she moved out of town.
>>717283146
Happy new beer
>>717283241
No it's 7 am 1/1/69 -_-
>>717283241
Happy New Year to you!
>>717283323
To identify the pure from non pure. you are not on that list Prepare to die!
>>717283333
Hot Quads, fuck me senpai.
>>717283333
I can't see your name :o
>>717283349
happy new years to you ever!
>>717283323
*grabs you and looks dead in the eye*
>I love you. Not just what you are but your soul. I love the person you are simply because you are you and are beautiful both inside and out. You make my life better simply because i know you amd you are a part of it.
>>717283146
Keeping the building safe again tonight? Also, Happy New Year.
>>717283328
Pretty good. It's one of the challenges we have here since the private sector and smaller municipalities pay more. Having a lot of churn affects food establishments from our side too since they start getting used to someone and then all of a sudden it's someone different. Plus all the training, time, etc.
I lost all my replies to people i talked to
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>717283471
-_-
>>717282175
Most things i do at night are pointless, like spending hours on drawing a pic of konata for no reason
>>717283543
I didn't use one -_-
>>717283641
Is smug?
Out of curiosity what stats would make your ideal waifu
Just got back from playing Lux... I found my new main bois.
>>717283695
then it doesn't count :o
>>717283847
mid or supp?
>>717283588
We have 3 different shop fronts that we can poach from if we're short, but we rarely do.
>>717283847
https://youtu.be/zIbA-0INj_Y
>>717283811
I would totally do that if I'm not on mobile.
>>717283906
-_-
>>717283906
Top adc ;)
>>717283950
Boi there ain't nothin' special about most of those plays -_-
>>717283777
WHOA LILY! IT'S BEEN TO LONG FRIEND!
>>717283328
Happy New Year ya Kangaroo.
>>717283588
Yep! Happy New Year! People can't fucking drive when it rains.
>>717283641
RIP Smugs.
>>717284017
Not glasses i know
>>717284064
not jungle lux? :o
>>717284055
I need to find my quints pic
>>717284098
It has yes? I've been busy!
Been well smugsmug?
>>717283467
Seems you have short term memory loss, cause I'm sure I've explained to you already how you can't kill me
>>717283565
Hmph...
You've said worse
>
>>717283641
Hello smugs
I asked you about good animes that were dubbed.
>>717284226
Never type that again.
>>717284226
You could just try and get them again
>>717284326
tank lux :o
Best girl claimed
>>717284407
ok check out my quads
>>717284410
I had to play with a jungle Lux and a tank Lux today and well... Let's just say that I wasn't happy.
>>717284257
;-; no i really havent...ive never said anything that meaningful or personal
>>717284478
Again with this "purging" buisness???
My waifu is a ghost!
>>717284257
THIS time I can defeat you because I have ALIEN WEAPONS, thanks to Tali! Now perish form this world!
>>717284460
>>717284486
-_-
You're bad -_-
>>717284646
you're worse -_-
check them btw
>>717283695
1000 hours in MS Paint, or is drawing something you do as a hobby?
>>717283950
Yeah, the work's gotta get done. It's easier to shuffle people around versus going shorthanded. We do the same thing here when people are on extended vacation or something urgent pops up and someone's not in to cover their district.
>>717284154
It's just as bad here. Just a bunch of accidents and near misses waiting to happen, sometimes involving your own vehicle. How big is the building you check anyways?
>>717284619
>Implying I never got help to solve these types of problems>>717284640
>>717284646
Something about this post makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside... And not in the innocent way. :)))))))
>>717284731
But would you kill an innocent snail!?
>>717284525
Is it really meaningful or were you just trying to sound meaningful?
It was nice, but seemed you were trying a bit too hard.
>>717284640
Makes no difference, there is no loopholes around her water body, only thing that may work is another certain kind of magic
>>717284721
I'm not worse, i already got quads :o
>>717284729
He drew my waifu and i drew his, i'm really bad at drawing though
>>717284781
-_-
>>717284861
Yes, their to slimy. Now die.
>>717284930
AHHHH!
>>717284154
:(
>>717284247
Yo yo! Pretty good! I got a job interview at a medical clinic. I hope i get it though. Went through other stuff like school and work. Hey do you have a discord?
>>717284257
Oh! Blue excorcist is about a twin son of lucifer turn catholics
>>717284861
I'll kill you with love
bye everyone
>>717284861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXVc7HXjRp8
>>717284922
I'm just waiting on my quints :o
>>717284905
It was both actually. I mean it also made to pull fewlings but it was also real...im actually a little hurt you arent reacting at all...
>>717285055
DELET THIS
>>717284905
Bullets and plasma blasts tend to make many holes.... Heh heh heh heh
>>717285055
You're not gonna get them :o
>>717285020
Are you leaving forever?
>>717285403
he never does
>>717285349
just you wait :o
I also finished Stardust Crusaders yesterday.
Ask me anything
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>>717285011
Of courde my dude! Its a weird ass name with many complications. I can add you or just copy my name here.
And nice! I work as a teachers assistant. Nothing too big, hurts my mind working with kids though...
>>717285020
Bye my love
>>717285491
I'm waiting
And eating that pizza :o
>>717285491
Isn't Haruhi anon a girl?
>>717284729
25 floors, plus 2 lower levels, and if I feel like it, 2 upper levels on the roof. But I rarely check anything other than the outside area.
Also, people here are terrible at driving. Even worse when it rains. Even even worse because drunken new years. I almost hit some cunt because HURR DURR GOTTA GO 50 ON FREEWAY CAUSE RAIN! Like, if I can go 80-100 mph, you can fucking go 65 at the LEAST!
On the bright side, i got a small drift on camera.
>>717285011
How are ya m8?
>>717285635
Nope
>>717285635
girls don't have mental issues :o
>>717285623
you said I could have it -_-
>>717285554
what's your favorite fanta flavor?
>>717285635
A GIRL!? TITS OR GTFO XDXD JAJAJAJA JKJK LOL :DDDDDDD
>>717285748
Definitely orange!
NEXT QUESTION
>>717284922
Hell, you're probably better at it than I am. It's the intent that counts.
>>717285020
See ya.
>>717285011
Hope you land the job, I've been on both sides of the table and it can be soul-sucking at times.
>>717285428
How'd it go with your brother, Yuuki? And Happy New Year too.
>>717285785
I'm a girl :o
子日和
>>717285748
I'm hungry though -_-
>>717285880
favorite color? please not orange -_-
>>717285892
Do you look like this?
>Hachikuji
>>717285925
so am I :o
there's no food -_-
>>717285995
I look like this :o
>>717285011
>dubs
And you said it was dubbed?
>>717285060
2 things
1. I might've reacted more if you didn't use your trump card right away
2. Just cause i don't react on the outside doesn't mean i didn't on the inside
>
>>717285222
>trips
And your point is?
No matter how many holes she can just form back together
>>717285883
SHE SAID YES!!! So very well lol. Happy New Years! Chill evening?
>>717285748
>girls don't have mental
Explain tumblr then
>>717285966
1. Purple
2. Black
3. Blue
NEXT QUESTION
>>717285883
Probably not, this is the amazing art that i made
>
>>717285998
One off :o
>>717286130
Whoops forgot image
>>717285020
Night
>>717285428
Need
>>717285554
Ready for part 4?
>>717285597
@Shinoa#3852
How old are the youngling?
>>717285678
Good as always. How are you?
>>717285883
Wew. I hope the same. The gym life is okay
>>717286066
Want sum fuc bb?
>>717286085
True but thats what i always do when it comes to feelings. Im just a heart on my sleeve kind of guy and most people just think im faking it but really i just dont hold anything back.
>>717286142
cute waifu :o
>>717286130
what is the meaning of life?
>>717286215
3rd graders, about 28 of them, 1 is a "special" case.
Pain in the head.
>>717286322
SNAILS
NEXT QUESTION
>>717286215
Snyg
>>717285189
>>717285428
>>717285554
>>717285678
>>717285785
>>717285880
>>717285883
>>717286114
>>717286184
>>717286215
MORE HAVE APPEARED!
>>717286085
What makes you think I can't fill those holes You will never reform if I do.
>>717286322
:o
>>717286395
Nice fail you got there :o
>>717286446
who has the cutest waifu?
you can't say your own :o
>>717286582
why did you delete it?
>>717286650
>>717286618
Forgot pic
>>717286764
I know
>>717286317
Well as long as you really ment it
>
>>717286395
Oh there's multiple solutions to that problem
1. I could turn completely into water, move, reform somewhere else
2. Use a water lock spell to deflect the bullets/ put you in a water lock, inhibiting you from moving
3. Counter attack with another spell
>>717285678
I'd probably get bored out my mind and be prowling around those other levels. Free exercise if anything. Drunks and bad weather is a fine match made in heaven. Last thing you need is another collision when you're trying to get yourself right from the last one. Not to mention the extra hits to the wallet it'd cause.
>>717286114
Congrats to him then, hope the rest of the in-laws are easy to get along with. It's been pretty relaxing, under the weather but killing time here while I re-tool my personal finances/budget.
>>717286142
Still better. I'm okay on paper, but I don't got a tablet so it'd be abstract art at best.
>>717286215
Hopefully they get back to you sooner rather than later. HR can really bog shit down at my job. It takes maybe 2 hours of paperwork from my end, but they seem to operate on Islander Time when it comes to putting the job offer together. Will it be a good bump up in pay for you?
>>717286582
Refer to>>717286962
>Juvia
>>717286962
>Like i would say anything fake to you
I feel slightly insulted
>>717286618
finish the hands :o
>>717286962
>Raise temperature of earth with alien tech
>You evaporate
I don't even need bullets your right!