Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
You don't want to share a room with me?
>I really like this picture, for some reason.
Well you're in luck, I stole the bluray and will soon have better pics for my folder.
>Oh my that sounds terrible.
I hate to complain but yes it is.......
T-thank you for your concern, i really appreciate it.
>I'd be better off a NEET on a financial level
In a conservative America the taxes will be so far down that a gallon of milk will cost $2 again and not $4.25 like it does now.
>Also, you apologize too much. You're cool, though. I'm glad you're in these threads.
You're making me blush..
I want to touch it but she'll probably beat me up.
Well you should stop that right now.
I hope Romo doesn't mess up the spike again, if so I'm going to die laughing
Oh I thought you left.
Are you on anti, um, whatevers?
Only 20 minutes late by my clock but Happy New Year /waifu/!
That would be a big ass mansion. Gotta have the funds to get and maintain it too.
It's definitely satisfying getting your own food. Half the fun in fishing is hooking one that puts up a good fight. The other half is hanging out with buddies or just taking it easy alone. Then there's dinner.
Hah, nice. Front of house where I worked was a bunch of punks. They'd be more than happy to talk shit but got bitchy and offended when it came back at them. Then they'd grovel to the cooks on their break to try and get some good food under the table.
Yeah, I can agree on that. While I have obligations during the day, I enjoy having space and time to myself at night like right now.
it is now
i can't really explain it i'm sorry
Revolution of the Earth.
Antibiotics. They're just standard for infections.
We all love each other at work. Like a dysfunctional family.
>tfw no chara to wrap my arms around and snuggle up against all night
Though sometimes sleep is necessary, like when i'm making a thread and i mess up the previous twice -_-
Darn you English vocabulary
Why can't my Asian mind get a grasp of you
Happy new year Haruhi!
Oh good are you able to chew now without any discomfort?
Might be crowded with my wife too. But yeah I'd do it
Together we could do it
What are you, a fucking loser?
In all honesty though, if taxes don't come to bite you in the ass one way, they will another.
:^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
>Taking it easy alone
Ugh there's nothing better, honestly.
I did enjoy hanging out with some mates the first time though. And I really think dinner would be fun to cook for everyone. I'll definitely try it out, sometime.
You're a reply hound.
It's when I spank everyone I can and they call me daddy.
>It's been going on since last January First
I want to make fun of you for saying dumb shit like this but now I, too, just crave physical contact.
>Being alone is only fun until you remember you're alone
Indeed. JuviaxTali is a thing
I wouldn't put it past them
Why would she beat you up for something like that?
Not much purging needed to be done.
Been watching "Sabagebu!" it's funny af.
i don't know about that
How do i stop being purged?
Krista / Historia CLAIMED!
Hey, I'm a heretic too, shitass.
You can purge me all you want, babygirl.
Who do you love more your wife or your waifu?
I really hope Trump doesn't mess things up for us, I want to have a house already because apartment life suuucks.
>I want to make fun of you for saying dumb shit like this but now I, too, just crave physical contact.
Oh no I love being alone, I'm a loner at heart, but I still want to squeeze Chara for fun.
>here's the picture I wanted to post, i'm going to make caps of it later
I don't know, she's not the affectionate type.
>Another botched Romo whatever
It's a good thing that tomorrow isn't a win to get in game. I'm sure it'll be the first thing on fans' minds when he goes somewhere else.
That's great, half the job is the people, the other half the money. More of one can make up for the other to an extent. I have a good team under me and while it took me a bit of time to get used to dealing with executive management, there's a good rapport with them now too.
Yeah, eventually it does catch up to you. On the other hand it's easy to ignore the clock, get caught up in something, and then an hour or two flies by.
Now that I think of it, that sort of arrangement would be a RL version of an elitist discord group. Kek.
Cooking/entertaining for a group is pretty fun. I do it for family and friends from time to time. Sometimes I'm a guest in their kitchen or vice versa. Not a massive group, but maybe 5-10 at most. Beyond that and there's usually a second or third set of hands to help manage things while everything is prepared.
The Rams and Niners could find a way to screw up a gold mine like that too.
I'm happy to hear you enjoy it!
Haruhi, haruhi, how was your new years?
Was I the only one autistic enough to have my new years kiss with my waifu?
I hope it happens
>watch it not happen
I'm predicting a Giants and Patriot superbowl now, I saw it in a dream.
That made me laugh
Not. At. All.
>i l-love you too
No you can not
I wouldn't know i haven't watched the anime your waifu is from
>what is she from anyway?
They could, but it's not as likely as the Browns
Oh she's from "Sabagebu!" it may be a little too violent for you, though.
But did anyone else post an image for it?
But new years was 40 minutes ago :o
I already wasn't fond of Trump tbh.
I more concerned about people using him to fuck us up because he's so not grounded here nor there.
>I love being alone
So do I, more than anything in the world.
But you can enjoy being alone and still feel lonely.
While I generally resent cooking for anybody, I do get in a mood where I'll go out of my way to prepare a good meal for four or five people. It's always really fun.
Hello there, friend.
What've you been up to?
New Year plans?
>Was I the only one autistic enough...
>Not secretly being in love with the 8/10 cute neighbor girl next door
If your waifu became 3D would you divorce your wife?
W-well, you still have us no matter what, alright?
It is annoying when that happens
Oh no I just kissed my phone.
I was asleep until fireworks woke me up right after midnight
How are you?
>8/10 cute neighbor girl next door
>neighbor girl next door
Brotato Chip claims his Springtrap drawing as husbando. Still needs some work tho.
I guess I enjoy that feeling of being alone. No one to worry about, silence and calm, I love it.
More like you won't because you can't
I'm fine with violence. I liked deadman wonderland and that was violent.
Because spelling is hard
We work well together, we have from the start.
Oh crap that scared me, especially episode two. I can see why didn't do well in Japan but did well in America, Canada and Europe.
You must say "Heil, mein Führer!" and post a picture of yourself and you name.
It's not but it's something to talk about.
>until fireworks woke me up
Been there, done that, a few years back.
Pain in the ass. Now I don't go to sleep before midnight so it isn't much of an issue. Hope your night has some better twists and turns than that.
I'm doing alright.
Sort of bored.
>implying no friends
>No one to worry about
I don't have to worry about it being too loud or too quiet. I don't have to pick up after one. I can do what I want and nobody will even hesitate to agree. I pay less for good times, and I don't feel obligated to do anything for anyone. Fuck I love being alone.
I don't even drink and you seem like a white knight whose armor has been dyed shit-brown by your opinions.
Having a special hideout full of claimers, likely excluding some people as a result of it. More than likely you'd have some people doing the heavy financial lifting versus others.
Will there be another helmet catch in this matchup?
It's always better when you have people willing to try new stuff. That was a bit of a slog at first, but once you break the ice there it gets pretty easy to have them give feedback on new creations.
I see it as me spending the time with purpose- whatever it was had me focused enough to eat up some time. Late night research can't be beat in that respect.
Is there a lot turnover where you work? Having the same folks around always helps for cohesiveness.
Heil, mein Führer! and post a picture of yourself and you name.
There i said it
It's pretty alright
Yeah, it was probably a bad idea to sleep early
I'm also bored
No id just continue my harem
You should know not to temp me im trying to be nice to you
You are a very strong person.
You could even play your Pokemon game without hearing the constant nagging in the background.
No it's totally going to be a one-handed catch!
I wish I was that candy she was sucking on.
Oy vey, is there any room for your old pal Shlomo on that list?
I thought the story was interesting and the characters were mostly likeable. But i could see why it wasn't popular in Japan as well. Hopefully a season 2 will be considered though
I'm not tempting you, I'm just stating a fact.
i know but i hoped to spend it with someone else
She's trying to convert us into her army!
Just buy the list with your shekels and it won't even matter.
Ypu are challenging me by saying I cant do it. Im gicing you fair warning before I say something over the top.
I mean i already have 2 women in my life atm
May i ask what this list is for?
I'm not challenging you, i was simply stating a fact. That's all
Not a lot of turnover, no. Same crew, minus one because she moved out of town.
Happy new beer
To identify the pure from non pure. you are not on that list Prepare to die!
*grabs you and looks dead in the eye*
>I love you. Not just what you are but your soul. I love the person you are simply because you are you and are beautiful both inside and out. You make my life better simply because i know you amd you are a part of it.
Keeping the building safe again tonight? Also, Happy New Year.
Pretty good. It's one of the challenges we have here since the private sector and smaller municipalities pay more. Having a lot of churn affects food establishments from our side too since they start getting used to someone and then all of a sudden it's someone different. Plus all the training, time, etc.
I lost all my replies to people i talked to
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Most things i do at night are pointless, like spending hours on drawing a pic of konata for no reason
I didn't use one -_-
Out of curiosity what stats would make your ideal waifu
Just got back from playing Lux... I found my new main bois.
We have 3 different shop fronts that we can poach from if we're short, but we rarely do.
I would totally do that if I'm not on mobile.
Top adc ;)
Boi there ain't nothin' special about most of those plays -_-
WHOA LILY! IT'S BEEN TO LONG FRIEND!
Happy New Year ya Kangaroo.
Yep! Happy New Year! People can't fucking drive when it rains.
It has yes? I've been busy!
Been well smugsmug?
Seems you have short term memory loss, cause I'm sure I've explained to you already how you can't kill me
You've said worse
I asked you about good animes that were dubbed.
You could just try and get them again
PURGE THE EVIL!
I had to play with a jungle Lux and a tank Lux today and well... Let's just say that I wasn't happy.
;-; no i really havent...ive never said anything that meaningful or personal
Again with this "purging" buisness???
My waifu is a ghost!
THIS time I can defeat you because I have ALIEN WEAPONS, thanks to Tali! Now perish form this world!
You're bad -_-
1000 hours in MS Paint, or is drawing something you do as a hobby?
Yeah, the work's gotta get done. It's easier to shuffle people around versus going shorthanded. We do the same thing here when people are on extended vacation or something urgent pops up and someone's not in to cover their district.
It's just as bad here. Just a bunch of accidents and near misses waiting to happen, sometimes involving your own vehicle. How big is the building you check anyways?
>Implying I never got help to solve these types of problems>>717284640
Something about this post makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside... And not in the innocent way. :)))))))
Is it really meaningful or were you just trying to sound meaningful?
It was nice, but seemed you were trying a bit too hard.
Makes no difference, there is no loopholes around her water body, only thing that may work is another certain kind of magic
I'm not worse, i already got quads :o
He drew my waifu and i drew his, i'm really bad at drawing though
Yo yo! Pretty good! I got a job interview at a medical clinic. I hope i get it though. Went through other stuff like school and work. Hey do you have a discord?
Oh! Blue excorcist is about a twin son of lucifer turn catholics
I'll kill you with love
Bullets and plasma blasts tend to make many holes.... Heh heh heh heh
I also finished Stardust Crusaders yesterday.
Ask me anything
Of courde my dude! Its a weird ass name with many complications. I can add you or just copy my name here.
And nice! I work as a teachers assistant. Nothing too big, hurts my mind working with kids though...
Bye my love
And eating that pizza :o
25 floors, plus 2 lower levels, and if I feel like it, 2 upper levels on the roof. But I rarely check anything other than the outside area.
Also, people here are terrible at driving. Even worse when it rains. Even even worse because drunken new years. I almost hit some cunt because HURR DURR GOTTA GO 50 ON FREEWAY CAUSE RAIN! Like, if I can go 80-100 mph, you can fucking go 65 at the LEAST!
On the bright side, i got a small drift on camera.
How are ya m8?
A GIRL!? TITS OR GTFO XDXD JAJAJAJA JKJK LOL :DDDDDDD
Hell, you're probably better at it than I am. It's the intent that counts.
Hope you land the job, I've been on both sides of the table and it can be soul-sucking at times.
How'd it go with your brother, Yuuki? And Happy New Year too.
And you said it was dubbed?
1. I might've reacted more if you didn't use your trump card right away
2. Just cause i don't react on the outside doesn't mean i didn't on the inside
And your point is?
No matter how many holes she can just form back together
SHE SAID YES!!! So very well lol. Happy New Years! Chill evening?
>girls don't have mental
Explain tumblr then
Probably not, this is the amazing art that i made
One off :o
Whoops forgot image
Ready for part 4?
How old are the youngling?
Good as always. How are you?
Wew. I hope the same. The gym life is okay
Want sum fuc bb?
True but thats what i always do when it comes to feelings. Im just a heart on my sleeve kind of guy and most people just think im faking it but really i just dont hold anything back.
cute waifu :o
what is the meaning of life?
3rd graders, about 28 of them, 1 is a "special" case.
Pain in the head.
MORE HAVE APPEARED!
What makes you think I can't fill those holes You will never reform if I do.
Well as long as you really ment it
Oh there's multiple solutions to that problem
1. I could turn completely into water, move, reform somewhere else
2. Use a water lock spell to deflect the bullets/ put you in a water lock, inhibiting you from moving
3. Counter attack with another spell
I'd probably get bored out my mind and be prowling around those other levels. Free exercise if anything. Drunks and bad weather is a fine match made in heaven. Last thing you need is another collision when you're trying to get yourself right from the last one. Not to mention the extra hits to the wallet it'd cause.
Congrats to him then, hope the rest of the in-laws are easy to get along with. It's been pretty relaxing, under the weather but killing time here while I re-tool my personal finances/budget.
Still better. I'm okay on paper, but I don't got a tablet so it'd be abstract art at best.
Hopefully they get back to you sooner rather than later. HR can really bog shit down at my job. It takes maybe 2 hours of paperwork from my end, but they seem to operate on Islander Time when it comes to putting the job offer together. Will it be a good bump up in pay for you?
>Raise temperature of earth with alien tech
I don't even need bullets your right!