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relationship thread. any random stories including sex or not

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relationship thread. any random stories including sex or not from relationships. I've never had a gf and would like to hear stuff about what it's like.
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>>717277568
Mines a goodun, she will suck my dick whenever I request and she does a good deep throat. As long as you dont have a bitch gf its all good.
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>>717278086
bitch gf = she likes to sleep around with different guys

?
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>>717278504
Or she can just be a bitch in general. You have to get on with them like a friend but have the intamacy. It really isnt underated. Dont worry anon you will find a girl sooner or later. I remember when I was young and I thought I was never gona get a gf but they just come along
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>>717277568
OP here, I'm on a trip right now, accompanying my elder brother who's visiting his long distance relationship gf here in England. I'm emotionally kinda close to her, we've skyped and chatted for a year or so, now met her for the first time. she slept in my bed yesterday, because she likes to cuddle me, I got boners from it though and she knows that. she admitted yesterday that she's slightly attracted to me and asked whether she could kiss me at night, I refused because it is a betrayal toward my brother I feel. I got very horny though and touched her breast, felt her nipple up, that made her horny too she said, but we left it at that. now she's sleeping next to me again but we're all in a double bed.
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>>717278695
I don't worry about being "forever alone". however I don't see it happening anytime soon as I'm not making any effort into that direction. I'm afraid of meeting people.
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>>717278995
looks like she wants you and not your bro. If you can fuck her without your bro finding out then stick it in right now op and post pics. have they been together long? Maybe she can break up with him and then start goin out with you in a few months maybe?
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>>717279185
Thats the thing, you knida have to go ot for these things to start happening that being said alot of ppl meet online these days.
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>>717279279
they've been together for more than three years I think. she does seem to love my brother. I think she's more attracted to him than to me, she said that to me. and the two had sex during this trip, no shame actually lol, he was eating her out with me on the other side of the room and she kept moaning.
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Been married for 3 years to a girl thats been my best friend for 6 years. Sucks me when I want, oral creampies, and enjoys serving me, and doing things for me. Its great.
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>>717279399
stuff like tinder, you mean? or are there other ways too? my bro and his gf actually met on omegle
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>>717279621
Maybe your bro might be ok with you givin her a fuck then? I had a freind that once let his little bro fuck his gf and I fucked her to. He was a true friend
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>>717279740
Yeah all them dating websites and shit but tbh I dont bother and never have done with any of that but I do know a guy who gets laid by meeting girls online quite alot. Or just go to a bar and get drunk that works for me
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>>717279279
I'm not interested in posting pics. she's not so much my type. I would probably rate her 6.5/10, my standards of what a pretty girl must look like are high. I like them skinnier and white, she's Muslim. nevertheless I get boners from her touching me and the thought of her jerking me off makes me hard too. but I don't want to do anything with her, because I care about my bro.
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>>717279740
Or if you still young go to college cuz those laces are wall to wall just crammed with tight teen pussy
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>>717279700
this sounds really good. I think blowjobs are hot as fuck. and cum eating too.
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So why is she in bed with you and not your bro?
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>>717280105
What part of the uk?
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>>717279805
jokingly a threesome came up in conversation yesterday. she admitted she'd actually be interested in him fucking her ass while she took me in the mouth, idk how serious that was though. my brother reacted negatively.
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>>717280357
I've seen some stalker skills on /b/ before so idk how I feel about giving out more info.
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>>717280357
Us uk fags all say what part we are from Im in cardiff lol..
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>>717280275
right now we're in a double bed. yesterday and the days before we had a room with two separate single beds and she'd switch between our beds, sex with him sometimes, cuddle and warm her feet with me sometimes, I had a heating unit on my side of the room. and she's a cuddly person in general it seems, she said she cuddles with her girl friends too. but she also said my bro and me are the only males she cuddles with.
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I don't have a whole lot of experience with relationships, and they were when I was younger (18-21), but my best sex has been with prostitutes
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>>717280820
do go into more detail if you like. I'll read it.
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>>717280760
Isnt this kinda crossing boundaries shes already said she would like a threesome told you she wants youur dick. How does your bro feel about all this
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I dated a schizophrenic woman for about a week. She was a manipulative bitch who threatened to kill herself if I left her. She claimed she was in live with me and occasionally stalks me.
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>>717280998
I've not talked about it to him yet. I don't plan on telling him so far that I touched her. I actually did more last night because I was so extremely horny and couldn't control myself. she fell asleep and I touched her breast again, pressed my boner against her though that she had put on me. even rubbed it against her naked thigh for a moment, my cum got on her. she doesn't seem to know I did that, even though I woke her up minutes later because I felt guilty and showed her a little text I'd written on my phone, which said what I did, she nodded and fell asleep again, now yesterday she told me that she had a weird sexual dream about me and while we were in a restaurant later and my bro went to the toilet she asked whether I actually touched her breast. (note I touched it twice: once while she was awake, once while she slept) and I said it really happened because I'm a bad liar.
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>>717281092
that's pretty scary. are you afraid of her? is her schizophrenia being treated?
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>>717280979
I had a thing with a woman when I was in college, I was 20 and she was 22. She probably doesn't count it as a relationship, but we had casual sex pretty often for a month. I wanted to be exclusive but she wasn't into that, she had too many other dicks she liked sucking lol

Anyway, she was pretty sexy. This one night when she knew I was coming over she set up this little attic/crawlspace in the house as a sex room. It was just some floodlights and a mattress and some handcuffs/scarves, but it was sexy that she had a plan and put some effort into it. That was the sexiest thing I've had a woman do for me in the context of a relationship (i.e., I didn't have to pay for it).

pic semi-related. It's not her, but I named the file after her since she was really tall lol
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>>717281881
would you say a woman loses attractiveness if she likes to sleep around?
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She was vicious towards a lot of people, but was extremely sweet towards me. She is on medication, but when I was with her, she never took it. I didn't see her in a psychotic episode, but from what I've heard from one of her friends, I'm glad I didnt.
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>>717282261
I would've when I was younger, but now that I'm a whoremonger I have my own past so it doesn't bug me so much.
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>>717282302
did you have sex with her? how was it, if yes? does the stereotype of "crazy bitches are good in bed" apply here?
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>>717282369
it's probably not as important if you're just looking for sex, but in a relationship you would want a faithful girl right?
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She was pretty good. She had Christmas lights in her room for sex to set the move. She never gave me a blow job cause she thought she'd bite my dick off.
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>>717282369
how much do you spend on prostitutes?
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>>717282609
In a relationship, yes I would want us to be faithful to each other. Our past is our past, but I'm not into swinging or cheating.
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meet this lovely girl when i was 25, were together for 3 years, she started getting out of control, very violent, breaking all my stuff, causing huge trouble for me financially,

one sunday afternoon, she spat in my face and smashed my laptop apart. she ran off to the bedroom.

i grabbed a bin liner out of the kitchen drawer and grabbed as much stuff of mine as i could, jumped in my car and drove away, never to see her again. she pawned my watches, rings e.g everything i left behind. i let it all slide because i would rather have nothing more to do with her than see her one more time.
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>>717282685
probably between $40k-50k since 2009 (when I started)
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>>717282663
haha, that's weird, isn't she the one in control of whether she bites or not?
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>>717282794

plus she rang my phone off the hook, trying to get me back. what a complete nutcase.

watch out for crazy bitches man. the slightest hint of it and you would call it quits before you get her pregnant. then your stuck with the fucking shit for ever!!
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>>717282914
$40k-50k since 2009 Jesus christ man
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>>717277568
>be with ex
>every sunday I'd hang with her family and her and go to church
>dress in shit clothing which pissed her parents off all the time
>but there was a reason for it
>pocket would be cut out
>she would give me a handjob on the ride to church in her parent's car
>finish up shitty church session
>get back to her parent's house
>her mum would make some delicious Filipino food (her mom was filipino, she was filipino, her step dad was white)
>her parents would go to bed
>oh yes
>blow jobs, handjobs, clit licking, all manner of sexual deviations would commence in her living room
>almost get caught a few times because she's too damn loud
>after a while her dad got suspicious of us
>he set up a camera
>we got caught
>she left me
Felt good while it lasted.
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>>717283199

set up a camera in his step daugthers room.....?
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>>717283155
Meh

I've spent more on pot and booze in my life, and fucking prostitutes has lead to better times/memories

You might be surprised how much you spend on any hobby when you add up a whole decade's worth
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Glad I got rid of her. She was a terrible and manipulative person. Definitely not dating a schizoid again.
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>>717283025
yeah, your reaction seems fitting to me. do you think she really has a mental illness?
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>>717283343
In the kitchen, facing the living room I think. We weren't allowed in her room, she didn't have anything interesting in there anyways. Crazy shit for a couple of 18/19 year olds isn't it?
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>>717283199
>>717283522
These dubs. I got more sex stories from our relationship if wanted to cont?
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I don't know for sure because she was so manipulative, but I did she her hallucinate a few times, and it definitely did not look fake.
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>>717283577
>>717283522
>>717283199
Okay.. What is Kek telling me..?
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>>717283637
lol, feel free to continue.
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>>717283625
it's a bit difficult to talk to you because you don't link the post you respond to
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>>717283625
what was she hallucinating?
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>>717282794
what would she get so angry about?
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>>717283380
Nah im proper poor fag I have spent alot on drugs but not that much maybe 5-7 grand a year but thats my only excess
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>>717283714
>church has piano in the basement (where the sunday classes are)
>we get to church early because of the chorus
>she usually partakes in chorus, but not this day
>everybody else who doesn't do chorus is playing basketball in the parking lot
>her and I are playing piano downstairs
>everybody just hears the piano so they don't really come downstairs
>she decides she's gonna suck my dick while I play the piano
>so many offkey notes
>hear creaking of of the staircase a few times
>just someone going to the rest room at the top of the stairs
>when I finally cum I offkey like a mad man
>like DING DING DING DING DING IDNGGGGGGGJGKJKGJKGJK
>hear someone come downstairs really fast
>oh fuck
>scramble to pull my pants up
>gf back on the bench playing low end
>I act like I have to take a piss
>one of the grown ups peers around the corner
>"ya miss a few keys der, son?"
>"uh, yeah"
>walk away.
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On NYE last year, I was eating out my ex and tonight, i'm alone and I miss her.
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>>717283915
She told me it was people coming out of shadows
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>be me at 20
>have new gf and looking for a place to fuck for first time
>still living at home, so that is not an option
>she is renting a room and some old ladies house
>old lady is a total bitch, hate going over there
>we start cruising flirting and talking about sex
>I can tell she is getting excited
>she starts giggling, super cute
>like outside the city
>pull into a soon to be construction site for a new apartment complex
>park and leave the radio going
>start kissing
>she is really into it
>she start rubbing cock on the outside of pants
>she undoes my belt and unzips me
>she got my cock in her hand and starts rubbing
>soft gentle feminine touch feels fucking great
>her eyes are a bright blue-green and the look coming from them melts my soul
>she tells me she is getting really wet
>diamonds
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>>717283441
Theres a difference there I was said to have aniti social personality type by a psychiatrist but a psychologist said I was schiziod personality type. What I mean is they aint the same thing
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>>717283380
I'll have to go soon, we set up an alarm to wake us in 16 mins from now. mind sharing that sex story in the attic with Laura?
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>>717284423
Didn't know the difference. What i meant to say is im never dating anyone with schitzophrenia again.
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>>717284135
That was kekus
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>>717284273
>she leans over and puts my cock in her mouth
>so warm
>she started circling her tongue around my cock
>starting at me with those amazing eyes while she is doing it
>feel like I am gonna nut
>sit her up and take off her shirt and bra
>perky.jpg
>her tits are perfect solid b-cup
>start by putting her nipple in my mouth
>she moans
>dick is so hard
>we make out for a bit more getting heavy
>lay her back in her chair and climb over
>take her pants and panties off
>best tasting pussy, soft and warm
>suck on her lip and she squirms
>she starts getting louder
>she squirts
>so fucking hot
>puts her hand around the back side of my neck and pulls me toward her
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>>717284162
you can try to arrange not to be alone next nye I suppose. I've seen lots of posts today of lone anons.
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>>717282609
not the anon you were talking to but I've been around the block a time or two and I agree with him, I could care less how much she slept around after I got older. You realize women aren't that different from us. There are a lot that haven't gotten much dick and then there are the 10% that are cock mongers.
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>>717284671
I bet that you cum as soon as you stuck in her slot
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>>717284163
my little brother once told me he used to see little eyes look at him from shadows at night. he also told me about a witch who lived in our washing machine and insulted him.
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>>717284671
>we are rubbing on each other
>I am willing my cock to penetrate her
>finally slowly slides in
>her eyes!
>she is still fucking wet, warm and she feel so good
>we are fucking really hard, her legs are up over my shoulders
>keep fucking
>”i wanna ride you”
>we switch
>fuck this girl knows what she is doing
>grinding and rotating her pelvis on my cock
>need to cum
>”wanna fuck me outside anon”
>fuck ya
>lay blanket from back seat on the hood
>she lays down and I enter her once more
>sogood.webm
>she get loud, really loud
>squirts all over me
>keep fucking her
>cum buckets on her stomach
>hear something
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>>717284135
that's a great story yeah hahaha
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>>717284961
Thats why i said im not sure. She could have been faking, but there is still the possibility that she had schitzophrenia.
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