b/anons who are legitimately spending New Years alone, explain

im homeless lol

people don't like me lol

>>717271608
im in prison

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>>717271608
Because I just don't give a fuck anon, I have tequila and some hard lemonade. That's all I need.

shit is overrated

>>717271708
Where are u rn anon?

I had work :(

>>717271608
i'm watching anime rn

just guess why i'm alone

im a sociopath who would rather stay alone that be with family

>>717271608
im dead lol

>>717271608
at a rehab. although i did smoke some weed with my neighbor a few times tonight, so I'm not that misserable right now

>>717272223
hashis*, if that makes any difference

I'm alone, I chose to be. I don't like to be high in public. And I'm off my fucking rocker right now

>>717271708
>>717271808
samefag

>>717271931
>Mikes Hard Lemonade

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Not many friends.
Don't care for my family.
Those I do have are with their families.

But I'm OK. I'll be with my friends tomorrow.

Happy New Year anon.

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>>717272411
Problem? Shit is delicious compared to drinking shitty piss water beer.

>>717272479
doesnt get more trashy than that?

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I don't feel like getting shitfaced with people I don't know and having my wallet stolen just because its the start of another year. Is that so wrong?

>>717272588
Four loco and steel reserve gets way more trashy

>>717271608
No friends, prefer the peace of mom's company, or solitude.

Came here looking for a loner thread

>>717272588
why would you care about if something is "trashy" when you are alone?

>>717271608

my best friend is visiting family.

my other best friend is 75 so he fell asleep.

i intend to go to a bar soon so i can get a NYE kiss and then go home.

I'm alone watching old heavy weight championship fights on YouTube

>>717272610
why dont you know them?

severe clinical depression. happy new year's

>>717272656
damn you still turn to your mommy for attention, so no one else will hurt you?

I'm not alone. I have vodka.

normie friends don't want to hang out with a faggot like me,
and normie family is too quiet and uncomfortable to be around

>>717272803
you count on a stranger kissing you?

Got caught up in the right crowd, have hella money and my job is kickass but everyone is scared to be around me

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>>717272657
we aren't alone we have eachother... right?

>>717273005
lol you sound like those wanna be normie, "go out there and get it!", "kicking ass at work everyday!" types

>>717272975

last time i went to the club my ex and I had a bet to see who could get the most kisses / make out sessions.

We tied at 6 but only because the seventh person who wanted to kiss me was ugly.

no friends oh well

>>717273066
>we have each other right?
>- pixels on my screen

>>717273232
all I need ;)

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>>717273066

yes anon, you have me. I will keep your anal cavity warm tonight,

>>717271608
Girlfriend works at a catering hall, my other friend is with his gf, two of my friends are out of the country, and my mom is sick.

So I spent the intro to 2017 home.

>>717272479
It tastes like date rape.

>>717273120
I get a hold of cars and sell them for profit, family is scared of me, and no real "friends" in this business, money is money tho

>>717273310
thx dade

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>>717271608
I don't like people, my family has generally disowned me, and most of my friends live in foreign countries.

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>>717272824
I'm never in one spot long enough to get to know anyone.

>>717273066
I think I enjoy the loneliness at this point, anon...

>>717272903
Nice try, but I'll always turn to my mom for any reason. It's been her and I since I took my first breath, and no other person has shown me unconditional dedication and love while accepting the multitude of shitty things about my existence.

>inb4 hurr mommy's boy

You're damn right, Anon. No one else gives as much of a fuck about you than your parents. Don't be afraid to admit it.

>>717273515
>get a hold of
steal?

>>717273155
who you going to the club with?

My grandma had surgery the other day, Im watching her house and her dog.

Otherwise Id be at my parents place I guess.

>>717273721
you wont be fulfilled if you spend your lifetime around the easiest choice

>>717271608
dont have any friends

>>717274007

alone. its easier to get absorbed into another group and find someone to kiss that way

I don't have friends except one but he decided to just hang out with his girlfriend. I'm just a nuisance, an annoyance. I try to be more social and make friends and what not but everyone ends up hating me. People just hangout with me I'm highschool to copy my homework or so I'd do projects for them and copy my tests. The moment I stopped letting people copy me they left. I just watched everyone else on snapchat that I asked to hangout and what not partying with other people. No one except my parents wished me happy New Years. Atleast I have them.

>>717274590
Hungout and in*

>>717273066
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Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
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Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this pantless enchantress?

>>717273933
That sounds unprofessional

>>717274590
>highschool
underage b&

>>717271608

fiance is at work and all friends moved out of the city I currently live in. does that count?

Agoraphobic and live alone.

>>717271608
I dont party. Dont have much friends from hs to hang out with over winter break, would do something if i was at college

im broke, and sick. 2016 was my first dateless kissless year since I was in elementary school, shit can fuck right off

>>717274907
your fiance is fucking some nigg

>>717274859
What is past tense or senior year for 500

Was invited to karaoke. Instead, got high. I've been trying to lose weight and I have no interest in drinking for another week.

>>717271608
My family is asleep, I am playing overwatch, I forgot it was new years eve.

>>717274137
Kek. Is that supposed to be some kind of good advice?

What information do you have about my perception of fulfillment? You think everyone strives for the same shit you do?

>easiest choice
Sure, it's a choice to want to stick close to my mom, but it's not easy, or hard. It's simply a choice. It's my decision to care for my mom in the same ways that she's always cared for me, and in that way, there is no difficulty. It's called not being a piece of shit like you, and giving back.

Anon, you won't be fulfilled if you think fulfillment is achieved through making assumptions and living your life based on the template society gives you.

Gf is asleep. Haven't talked to her in 3 days because we're fighting.

Can't drink so I'm on vicodin.

>>717271608
It's my birthday, and I don't really celebrate because fuck my birthday and new years.

Nowhere to go, would rather stay inside and do shit I enjoy

Poor, stuck in ski chalet because friends are out skiing but I can't afford shit and the qt I was being introduced to is with Chad. Getting smashed fast to forget I'm a waste of space

>>717271608
Im sick- got a fever. Have a date tomorrow don't even know if that'll follow through. Ive just been sulking all day because I hate myself

Because my best friend is spending it with his girlfriend, and most of my other friends are with family. My parents are both pretty old so they pass out at like 7, so It's not really my choice to be alone, but fuck it what can ya do

>>717275420
then why even go? go work out and ditch your friends.

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>>717275315
Feels bad man..

>>717271608
Had a couple things I could've done, said fuck it I'm going to lay in bed with my dog and watch anime. And drink.

>>717271608
Because i frequently browse 4chan is reason enough

>>717275643
I thought it wouldn't be like this. Buck hill? More like cuckold hill. Fml

>>717271608
Because people make me feel more alone than I do when I am actually alone.

>>717275276
you've rationalized the shit out of this. Under your logic everybody grow up and stay in the house with their moms and dads their whole lives, "giving back".

You can give back to your mom a few weeks a year. A month max. Otherwise you need to be out there meeting people and experiencing as much as you can

>>717275848
dude forget the cuck stuff... just take this year to work on yourself, fly solo for a lil find out whoo you are. from what it sounds like i used to be like you.

>>717275420

your friends are skiing at midnight?

>>717275848
how old you is

>>717275217
why yo family go to bed early?

>>717275652
Not really. It's not really so much a fight as it is me being mad at her for something she did a few days ago and her being mad that I'm mad.

>>717276364
what she do?

>>717276671
Have to drive her to work because she doesn't have a car. Been telling her for 6 months I need to get it into the shop. Income was cut recently so I told her if anything happens to the car that it's going to be difficult.

Brakes on car went out. She wouldn't take time off her shit pharmacy job so she spent half her paycheck on cabs. Didn't talk to me the entire time.

Car gets fixed and suddenly she acts like nothing ever happened as well as blaming me for her having to take cabs.

>>717276999
ah, that's annoying. I'm so glad I'm single.

>>717276030
You're still making statements without enough information to support them.

You don't even know what my logic is, and that's clear. Under my logic, people stay at home until they're physically, mentally and financially ready to live independently, while always being a figure of care and support, because that's what I think matters. Therefore, this is exactly what path I'm on. I don't try to push this mindset onto other people.

It's also still clear that you're one of those people that thinks others should live life the way you do, because you're telling me what I need to be doing as if you're me.

>You can give back to your mom a few weeks a year. A month max.
That's pretty sad. You quantify and put deadlines on the amount of reciprocation and care your parents deserve? Then again, I don't know where you stand with them, so I'm in no position to judge. Even so, generally speaking, people have much more humble intentions when it comes to their parents, so you're still a piece of shit.

>>717271608
I'm a gay homo faggot

>>717276999
women

I don't have a social life

>>717277289
no i was initially trying to rescue you from a very depressing life, and a bad road you were going down. Trying to substitute your mom's love for potentially thousands.

Thought you might be receptive to this advice, but you aren't. And yes i do put dates on it. Life's very short. The mind's dreams exceeds reality exponentially. It's a nice attitude to say "I'm going to care for my parents for as much as i can", but then you'll wake up one day realizing you lost so many years doing that and missed out on so many things

I lack social confidence and really there is no point in watching a ball go down. It is just another day.

>>717271608

Was going to spend it with my gf but she piked out on me so I dumped her.

>>717271608
I am not spending my money on a party with a bunch of strangers making drunken assholes of themselves.

Secondly, I find myself deep in Mormon country this New Years and these cunts are boring or great hypocrites... Sadly, I don't know enough of the hypocrites yet to have a good time here.

Additionally, my white ass isn't welcome on the nearby reservation where good times must be going on as we speak.

all my friends in nola

the one friend i have here is with his girl

wanted to bang his girls sister

she's fucking a sand nigger

>feels

so I'm playing clans and getting high. what else is there to do?

On probation and cant do anything. Since im no babysitter just watching netflix.

>>717271608
My lifestyle wards off potential women willing to cuddle.

>>717278037
>rescue you from a very depressing life, and a bad road you were going down
I knew you were ignorant before, but now I know you're a fortune teller. At least you'll be able to tell me about how soon I'll get some pussy.

>Thought you might be receptive to this advice
I'm quite receptive to quality advice, but yours wasn't that. Sorry.

>lost so many years doing that and missed out on so many things
Maybe you missed out on time and experiences, but how are you so sure that that's the path I'll take?

That's the difference between you and I, Anon. I don't give a fuck about having the love of thousands, because one of the few things that matters to me is having the love of my mother. I don't need to substitute my mom's love with anything, because her love and presence is all I require to continue pushing forward.

If you still haven't realized my point, I'm trying to get you to see how different things matter to different people. No matter which way I say it, you won't get it, so I won't persist. I'm not trying to get you to agree, but merely understand. Clearly, that was a waste of time. You're right about life being short, but instead of worrying about how many irrelevant people "love" you, you could be thinking of and doing shit much more objectively productive and beneficial.

The first eight minutes of my new year was spent trying to explain a simple concept to an Anon who wasn't hugged enough as a child. Happy New Year!

I was outed by the only friends i have. Currently sitting in my car outside a gas station. Fuck.

I have exactly one friend that I like enough to hang out with, who's currently visiting family for the holidays in another state.

Anyone here in KC, MO?

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i dont even know.

i just feel comfortable being alone.

kek.

happy new year /b/ - i think this community is my only friend.

>>717276281
I dont fuckin know. I though for once we would act like a family and spend some time together. oh well, at least I ranked up to gold tonight.

no friends. no family. i have to work tomorrow. i should be in bed cuz i gotta be at work in 7 hours. good night /b/

>>717280274
werkin on a sunday

>>717279096
lolllll, i know that sitting at a gas station alone on a holiday night feel

>>717278548
wats ur lyffstyle m8?

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I live in another city far away from the city where I born and live my family

Tomorrow I work, fuck.

just waiting for fiance to get off work. then I won't be alone.

The only people I know in this area are either working tonight or partying out of town. I'm a little old for parties, so I figured I'd hash out some D&D stuff while the group's winter break is still in effect. Plus I got my parents visiting tomorrow for a makeshift Christmas (I worked all Christmas weekend and missed family Christmas) so it's honestly not that bad.

Also New Year's Eve is pretty arbitrary.

>>717278998
how about worrying about all the "irrelevant" people you could GIVE your love to? Instead of thinking about "all the love you'll need in life".

You realize you're very comfortable sticking with your mother because she's the one you spent the longest time with. I dunno about you, but "sticking to the things you're used to" is the greatest nightmare of my life. I don't see an open mind with you. And it's fucks who live like you that make it hard or me to exist in the world, so i guess i can see why i have an issue

Plus, if you're just "pushing forward" you can't act lie you're completely fulfilled in life. You've got the bare minimum

>>717281095
Not that guy, but... get over yourself.

Pushing forward is the bare minimum? He's the one talking about actual concrete personal change and learning and contribution. You've just offered up some vapid shit about getting out of the basement.

>>717281095
>worrying about all the "irrelevant" people you could GIVE your love to
Friend, this makes no sense. Why would I want to give my true, unconditional love to anyone I deem irrelevant? It really does sound like you're just a superficial moron whose happiness depends directly how you're viewed by others. That shit just doesn't matter nearly as much to me, bro.

>You realize you're very comfortable sticking with your mother because she's the one you spent the longest time with
As I said before, that's not the only reason she gives me comfort, and that's not the only reason why I love and support her, dumbass.

>"sticking to the things you're used to" is the greatest nightmare of my life
How about instead of throwing yourself headfirst into shit, think about your steps and direction, and plan your changes instead of being so uncoordinated with your life.

>And it's fucks who live like you that make it hard or me to exist in the world, so i guess i can see why i have an issue
How? From what I can see, the only person making your life harder is you. I realized that when I failed my senior year, because of ME.

Lastly I never said I was completely fulfilled in life, you absolute fuckwit. Clearly, if I'm pushing forward, there's something that I'm aiming for which means that I'm not particularly fulfilled with what the fuck I'm doing. You've got the bare minimum in intellect and reading comprehension, Anon.

>Live in college town
>Everyone at home for the break
>Saw an invite to a dinner party, RSVP'd
>Cleared my schedule for the evening, bought some booze to share
>Get home from work
>Check event page for address
>Dinner is scheduled for the 14th of January
>Eat cold pizza and start drinking 99 Pineapples

Too cold to walk to a bar and drink, so now I'm hanging with you retards.

>>717271608
Because I'm fucking edgy and other people can fuck themselves

>>717271608
i have no friends, my family lives in another city and i have to go to work tomorrow morning.

>>717282733
here's to you, friend.

>>717283491
commence alcohol
only thing I have to chase with is monster
am I going to die?

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>>717271608
I have a fucking terrible cold. Couldn't go celebrate with my nig nogs. So I'm home alone.

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I am always alone