>ITT POST A SUPERPOWER >and the poster below impose a drawback

but youre a faggot

>>717268832
When you speak, you can only speak in English so only people who speak English understand

>Kangaroo-like jumping ability

>>717269056
No, he can only speak a dead language
Or African

>>717268832
But everyone thinks the people you communicate with are schizofrenic

I can summon an army of crabs
Snibbity snap

>>717268832
>Advanced Teleportation in the style that you could teleport multiple times in the air and stay afloat and a it has a range limit of how far a distance I can see.

>>717269200
You can't put hands on their claws. Snip snip.

>>717269056
But you weigh ten times the weight of op's mom

>xray vision

>>717269200
theyre only hermit crabs so nobody actually gives a shit

>>717269220
You become blind

>>717269220
You go blind after the first use

>>717269220
Soooo morrow wind glitch?
Problem is you are unable to walk

>ability to pass through solid objects

I can convince everyone of anything

>>717269287
>xray vision

which comes with lasor eyes like cyclops

Omniscience which I use to learn how to remove my limitation no matter what you all suggest, and also use to learn how to become omnipotent.

>>717269200
But they always attack you on your cock

>>717269330
Can't get out of paperbag

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>>717269056
>But when you jump you always make a farting sound, even without farting

The superpower of manipulating matter, Dr. Manhattan likewise.

>>717269345
I don't believe you, pal.

>the ability to have friends

>>717269345
every time you convince someone you also convince a random hobo to let you suck his dick

>>717269330

Can only pass through solid objects.

>>717269345
However you cannot convince yourself of anything and triple guess things until you miss your opportunity.

>ability to see into the future in order to fix possible mistakes or correct life paths

>>717269469
does not include gfs

>>717269330
You fall through the earth

>>717269379
You learn that your power is your limitation, and remove it

>>717269345
Erection not achieved if for sex of any sort

>>717269287
It's really x-ray vision

>the ability to take a shower without getting wet

>>717269469
I'm your only friend.
Hey, better than nothing eh

>>717269469
>You always get friendzoned

>>717269330
But only solid,meaning that if the material has any percent of liquid or there is air or gas in the middle your bones/muscles shatter or break in an instant. IE,you cant trespass Ice.

>I can turn people into babies>>717269330

>>717269053
your*

>>717269547
You smell like shit after a week

>>717269330
But after much use it starts to weaken more and more to the point where you'll enter through a wall and solify before reaching the other side resulting in your body becoming one in with wall or in other words extremely painful and quick death.

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you can teleport

when you teleport you are destroyed and a clone of yourself reaches your desired destination.

>>717269469
But you never find love

>the ability to manipulate weather, even to the point of correcting possible natural disasters

>>717269547
U become a walking sponge, like a human shaped bathing sponge

>>717269379
Except you only have these powers while you are dreaming. You only believe that you can keep them when you wake up.

Ability to always roll a 12 when rolling two D6's.

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the ability to shapeshift into a pretty little girl

>can shoot two guns at same time with absolute precision

Everytime I kill someone,I absorb one of my victims habits/tendencies

>>717269747
But it's a trap

>>717269379
you're retarded and cant think of any thing but sonic

The ability to turn anything into a cup

>>717269772
only while a dick is balls deep in your asshole.

>>717269747
You get raped by every sex offender in your city every day

>>717269443
No matter how large you make yourself, your dick will always be the same 3 inches

>>717269345
But it'll be tougher for you to make a choice first it'll be a simple choice but soon it would be to the point where you won't be able to convince yourself to breathe or not and you'll die it gets worse the more you convince people.

>>717269815
You accidentally absorb a jew

>>717269747
Visible herpes on mouth and genitals when you shift into girl form

>>717269744
Only gets invited to Storyteller system games (d1)

>>717269815
you're a serial killer, and all of your victims are autisitic

>>717269747
Everytime you do it, I feed you a bowl of hard-boiled eggs and you have to eat them all

>>717269772
Can only fire the 2mm kolibri

>>717269830
You still feel pain and people only drink coffee out of you

>>717269443
but you can only effect your penis and only to make it smaller.

>>717269815
>It´s always the autist habits/tendencies which you absorb

You can convert any 5/10 girl into a 9/10 girl that loves you unconditionally

>>717269443
can only tuning things into science

>>717269885
oh shi-

>>717269772
But you have a 50% chance that an innocent person steps in the way of the shot.

>>717269503
But you come back as a sort of ghost,meaning you are there but no one can see or listen to you,

>>717269503
But Everytime you see into the future it damages the stability of your mind until you go completely insane.

>>717269688
but it causes an equal weather anomaly on the other side of the world

>>717269682
>everytime your clone gets uglier and uglier...

>>717269986

"she" has a bigger dick than you do and is a dom.

>>717269986
It requires a lot of alcohol
and you end up in jail

>>717269547
Except once you step out of shower you'll smell like shit for ten minutes

>>717269986
But she loses any kind of libido in the proccess,rendering her asexual

My skin produces alcohol

The ability to make any anon stop posting.

>>717269772
But only the nerf ones

>>717269986
but only as a friend

>>717270198
It is isopropyl alcohol

>>717270233
Except for repeating digits

>>717269747
>>717269817
a trap little girl, what else does /b/ want more than that?

You can hold your breath indefinitely with no negative side effects (i.e. - oxygen deprivation)

> But only in boiling hot water

You can teleport anywhere in the world instantly

> But, upon arrival, you immediately fall asleep for as long as it would take to walk the distance as the crow flies

You can mind control any animal on earth

> But only for a random amount of time

You can "zoom in"with your eyes as far as you want

> But you can't zoom out

>>717270086
How is that a drawback? noone cares if Fiji suffers a volcanic eruption

>>717270254
That hurts a lot more than
>>717270097
:C

>>717270233
but a more autistic shit poster replaces them

>>717270305
He has to sleep with the stereotypical 4chan user

I can make it rain men

>>717269935
i turn other things into cups not myself

>>717269815
You also absorb their personalities which means you get their mind to become one with yours. end result: multi personality disorder

>>717269053
you're*

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>The ability to check these digits

The ability to negate both legit autism and all uses of the autism meme.

>>717270405
But you get absolutely soaking wet

>>717270405
all the men die due to the force of gravity and falling from the sky

>>717270309
You can create powers and it's supposed contradictions,but you can only talk to yourself

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to be able to go backwards and forwards in time

the ability to increase my brain capacity to 100%, means I have super IQ, super memory, etc

>>717270424
I misread it. Damn I'm tired

Telekinesis, but every time you use it, you see violent images of snuff child porn.

>>717270480
>You always get singles
The power to summon a cock-sucking succubi to do your bidding

>>717270569
But only when you suck a dick

>>717269605
you win as many years as they lost...

>brain can regenerate and can think five times faster than average

>>717270480
but only singles

>>717270424
If you transformed your cock, would the dickcup be attached to your body or just fall off, leave your crotch empty and hide under the closet

>>717269287
Instant cancer to you and everyone around you

>>717270582
But only when you suck a dick

>>717270569
Everyone you make eye contact with dies and their death results in a causality violation; their kids etc die too

>>717270582
The downside is that you think it works

>>717270659
The ritual requires you to wear a magically sealed chastity cage on your cock.

>>717270635
So what's the downside?

>>717270569
But the genie granting you the power is a Philosopher ,and tells you that time doesn't exist,so he doesn't grant you any powers

>the ability to bring my mom and dad back to life
i miss them so much

>>717270659
Her mouth is like 60grit sandpaper

>>717270677
nah on body it would be such a good cup just naturally sip out of it in public

>>717270659
But only when you suck a dick

Ability to change into any animal i want, fictional, real, or extinct

the ability to access all camera in the whole world, so I can spy everyone at will

>>717269927
So...free food

>>717270849
only as a corpse

>>717270849
But only when you suck a dick

>>717270849
You get a bat suit instead
Fulfill your destiny

>>717270849
They abandon you after 10 minutes

The ability to make any waifu/husbando real for either me or anyone else

the abillity to ejaculate chocolate

>>717270849
They come back pet semetary style

>>717270661
But average is so low that you can only maximize so much

>>717270960
But only when you suck a dick

live in any video game universe

>>717270863
Oh hell yeah just open the zipper and take a sip

>>717270884
All you want to be is a pretty butterfly

>>717270582
Except doing so will make you your body extremely weak to the point that you can't move on your own.

>>717270960
but only in 2D form, like a paper.
2D waifu or 2D husbando

>>717270849
But they come back as entitled teenagers ,and you have to raise them

>>717271032
Only as a non speaking NP character

>>717271032
But only when you suck a dick

>>717268832
The power to not be a complete loser.

>>717271032
You're always an npc

>>717269927
Underrated

>>717271032
only as a NPC

>>717270884
Your intelligence doesn't stay the same -> dont know how to turn back when you change into something stupid

>Telekinesis on anything no matter the mass

>>717271126
then you get to re-murder them

>>717271194
But only when you suck a dick

The advanced pursuit of knowledge. Elevation of the mind to be on par with the Great Ones by lining the inside of my brain with eyes

>>717270884
>>717271260
top kek,

>>717271032
you dont get respawns or save states

>>717271194
But youre still you, so it cancels out

>>717270659
But she takes your soul in exchange

>>717271274
being a fag is objectively better than being a loser

>>717271194
But you never know if the ability has worked

>>717270889
But everything is in 5 fps 144p resolution

>>717271384
ffffuuuuuu

>>717271260
i could just change into something i know is sentient, like a fictional dragon, like chinese mythos or those ones that are super smart.

>>717271301
But only when you suck a dick

>>717270405
They all rape you in the ass.

>>717271260
But you are a beginner controlling your new power so you end up moving planets and asteroids towards you

The ability to not suck dick

>>717271260
Every time you use it you become more and more autistic

>>717271498
But you have to suck a dick

>>717271498
But only when you eat ass

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the ability to inhale marijuana smoke from thin air

>>717271260
But your body is very weak


>Super speed such as speed force and I CAN slow down and speed up.

>>717270481
in order to do it, you have to absorb all of the autism and become the most autistic person ever.

>>717271498
Only when there is a dick in your ass

>>717271498
But only when you have a dick in your ass

>>717270875
>>717270941
>>717271012
>>717271274
>>717271431
men, why would you want to suck a dick so much?
>only limited to black dicks

>>717271260
the controls randomly invert

>>717270965
White chocolate

>>717271575
Everlasting Achilles heel injury

I can regenerate my limbs at will

>>717271575
But you can't change direction

>>717271570
But only when you suck a dick

>>717271575
But it snaps your spine if you try to use it and you become permanently paralyzed from the waste down

>>717271575
but you can never go below the speed of sound

>>717269287
Real X-ray so when you look at a girls tits you just see rib cage and give her cancer

>>717271575
But your eyes and senses dont adapt to your speed

>>717271684
But only when you suck a dick

>>717271274
But that makes no sense....

Only a loser would suck dicks...

>>717270960
They gain immortality and superpowers and want to kill you.

>>717271684
you could feed an entire african tribe with your legs

>>717271570
All nearby cops are instantly made aware that you're getting high and your mother cries when she sees you doing it.

>>717271575
Blind

I can speak any language

>>717271570
Only bad quality weed

>>717271911
but you don't know which words are from what language

>>717271911
But only when you suck a dick

>>717271911
But all anyone hears you say is gibberish

>>717271911
You can only say omelette du fromage or the equivalent.

>>717269469
But if anyone sees or hears you, you die

>>717271911
Exept english

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>>717270884
>You are a Furry

The ability to hack any system you want, anytime, with any type of computer/electronic device you have, and you always do it without leaving a trace

>>717271575
Your body has no protection from the effects.

>>717269934
You're limitation is that only you know what the fuck that is and everyone assumes you're some kind of weeaboo faggot

Body has the density/durability of a sun but only as heavy as I a normal person and I can move run and jump normally

>>717271684
they come back as baby size and never grow larger.

The ability to change my appearance at will and keep it that way for as long as i like without any draining effects

The power to catch em all

>>717271575
But only when you suck a dick

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>>717270965
>all your sexual partners become diabetic

You always give your sexual partner a world-class orgasm, without them dying in the process

>>717272101

but when you do, you can only upload pictures of pepe


I want the power to draw things as i see them in my mind.

>>717272149
But only when you suck a dick

>>717269772
But you are blind

>>717272206

but it causes them to get pregnant each time

>>717272226

But you can only see dicks in your mind.

>>717272149
But you don't know the specifics nor any science,so you end up choosing the wrong density and you explode

>>717272174
You can only get uglier and you cant change back.

>>717272176
You've caught all STI's.
>>717272149
The density between atoms in such an enclosed space cause a blackhole to form that swallows you whole. >>717272101
You're mentally retarded.

>>717272174
But only when you suck a dick

>>717272314

hilarious

>>717269883
kek

>>717272174
But only from the waist down

>>717272206
But only when you suck a dick

>>717272206
You can only fuck gross overweight men.

Biological immortality.

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>>717272226
>you only see pepe in your mind

The ability to turn anything you want into pure gold

>>717272174
Only after eating a newborn baby human

>>717272351
At will implies that i wouldnt have to fulfill any prerequisites before changing

>>717272226
But only when you suck a dick

I can free myself from the wheel of reincarnation when I die (assuming it exists and everyone is trapped in it)

>>717272415
Fuck ill take it. Big ass dick

>>717272206
The force from their orgasm is enough to turn your dick into paste.
>>717272347
Forgot to add a power: i can see everything always.

>>717269868
Make the world and the yourself smaller so your dick his huge by comparison

>>717272516
Done.

>>717272493
You're reverted to a baby and can't get any older.

>>717272513

but you only want gold

>>717272513
Go home Midas

>>717272174

every time you do your dick halves in size

>power to control probability

>>717272513
You can never turn it off and absolutely everything that touches your skin turns to gold.

control the universe and everything in it

>>717272521
As a drawback your will is to suck a dick

>>717272596
You can't unsee Cthulhu.
Also anything involving Susan Boyle
Ability to control sound

>>717272513
But only when you suck a dick

>>717272226
Congratulations, you're now blind.

>>717272550
But only when you suck a dick

>>717270659
You can only summon and command her whilst your parents are in the room.

>Power to make any man's dick disappear at will

>>717272721
But you can't control the emptiness of a cup

>>717272693
>but you only have 0,0001% of a chance of controlling it

The ability to predict lottery numbers

Be a literal Vampire. And not one of those watered down pussies either, an original vampire, like gabriel belmont from castlevania or those original dudes from that show on netflix. Like superspeed, super strength and bone density, rapid healing, Immortality... ETC.

>>717272721
All matter in the universe is gone.

>>717272550
You can't actually die, when you would have died you are instead treated to a never ending amount of horrible and painful torture.

>>717272493
But you lose all your senses ; taste,touch,hearing,sight,smell

>>717272797

thats not a limitation or a drawback.

>>717270965
It's 100 time more fattening than real chocolate and cocain style addictive so you get a few weeks of blowjobs from girls but they all get fat as fuck after a while

>>717272721
But only when you suck a dick

>>717272760
But only when you suck a dick

>>717272862
only wrong numbers.

>>717272840
All you have to do is sit on it

>>717272721

only steven universe.


the power to convince my dad to have sex with me

>>717272840
But only when you suck a dick

>>717272865
You can only suck blood from a dick

>>717272721
The sensory overload instantly kills you.

>>717272865
But only when you suck a dick

>>717272725
So i can change, i will just feel like sucking dick every time i do?

>>717273036

>disappear at will
>but only when you suck a dick

>>717272862
But the chances of your power working are the same as of you winning the lottery

>>717272902
You can still draw things as you see them in you mind, but you cannot ever SEE them. They look right, but you'd never truly know if its what you actually saw in your mind or not so you could never admire your works.

Its classic monkeys paw cmon son.

I can lock people inside bubbles which they cannot escape,and when I pop them they desintegrate in the most horrible way along the bubble

AMERICA

top world superpower for 150yrs

no drawbacks

>>717272840
But only when you're sucking the dick

>>717273092
To make one persons dick disappear suck a different dudes pen

>>717273035
You dad is a necrofiliac

>>717273092
Listen man you gotta suck a dick in a way or another

I can freeze time for everything in the world except me, allowing me to seemingly arrive anywhere or complete anything in the blink of an eye.

>>717273153
Two years in every other nation collapses and dies to plague. America only best nation by default.

>>717273141
But only when you suck a dick

>>717273111

thats not how monkeys paw works anon. again, the rule is to create a limitation.... to the power. not to you.

thats like saying
>you can fly
>but now you're blind

thats now how it works. as annoying as the 'but only when you suck a dick guy' is, his limitations are applicable. yours isn't. you can't just say 'you get the power by losing your eye sight'.

thats not what monkeys paw is.

>>717273234
but time is a construct of society.

>>717273234
But only when you suck a dick

>>717273211

clever.

>>717272865
But you are addicted to garlic

>>717273234
But you cannot use anything while in time dilation.

>>717273230

i know i thoughti t was funny, like it disappears only because its in your mouth.

>>717273234

but you cant unfreeze time.

>>717268832
Complete control over all forms of illusion.

>>717273234
You suffocate and die since you froze everything in time and space and can no longer bring air into your lungs.

>>717273234

But it lasts like 2 milliseconds.

>>717273234

>but you can't unfreeze time

the power to suck a dick.

>>717269379
Omniscience causes you to know everything before it happens, and the knowledge of all things and all possibilities translates into instantly having all memories and experiences, and forces you to live a fate worse than death now that everything is simultaneously infinite and infinitely boring.

>>717273234
But once you resume time you are frozen for however long time was stopped.

>ability not to suck dick