Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
I hope you guys can vote out those Muslims out of England. Has there been any terrorist attacks there? Here on American television they say that there is not Muslim crimes in Europe whatsoever.
What about a light tug? She's so cute!
Your personality is outrageous! Everyone in the /b/ communities know you.
She's very cute but I wouldn't want her to have that smug face when I'm asking her to marry me.
Like I said, I might need to rewatch some episodes to figure these things out.
>I'm actually doing that right now, already found the part at the end of episode 2, looking through episode 3.
I'm pretty sure you mean middle name.
Been a minute.
Busy w/ holiday stuff, so I had to make myself scarce this week.
Good to be back, you lovely bunch of winners.
>Tfw you're basically an avatarfag
Can't two people just have a non-gay hug and kiss once in a while?
I'll make sure he does not return.
Would you like me to leave as well?
The most I can allow is headpats. But I prefer to give those to her myself
>She's so cute
I couldn't agree with you more
Would a face like this be fine?
Oh hey there
Think of akame. Just smaller with black eyes and shorter hair
Happy new years to yall
sounds fun, but aren't sociopaths usually better at keeping that undercover?
Same to you. Still got 2 hours to go here.
Guy was a piece of shit, honestly.
Up to anything this New Year?
He projected his own medical issues onto Haruhinon, which was a shitty thing to do. It boiled down to him being a negative cockass whose only solution to having actual mental health issues was, 'don't get help because it didn't work for me.' And shit, I'm a negative cockass, but he was really weird and manipulative and gross about it, y'know?
@BRabbitAlice is the proper one
Nope. Canada has one timezone ahead of Burgerland
I'll probably still be here. Nothing else to do
Why is CAPTCHA sucking 2017's dick so much?
Not if they're tryhard sociopaths, and those two circles intersect more than you think, mate.
>Not four hours
>Not superior time zone
Not even i'm that bad. And that's coming from me.
you're right about that because i disagree.
Any plans, winner?
3 cheers for spending the New Years alone
>Apologies for the delay. Gone to go get some more coffee. Also, Hametena claimed since August 27th.
I hope so as well. Eh, I don't think there have been any as far as I know. There might've been plenty elsewhere, though. As long as I'm still in one piece, that's fair enough.
As for American television.. hm, the US must've been focused entirely on their own, I guess. Plus, I hear they play commercial breaks like every 10 minutes of a three hour show.
Has the chink moot Hiro still enforced the 'muh Global 13 rule' on /b/ again? Check with him in his basement first, then come back to us. Then we'll talk, Anon.
I get distracted, but I do make first post sometimes
I'm here for you dude. I can't speak for others but I'm here for ya
Well hello smugs. Haven't talked to you in a while
Texas as well, DFW area.
How's New Year's Eve treating you tonight?
Same. Under the weather, but nothing that bad. Just taking it easy.
I'm good where I'm at, though I wouldn't mind checking out west sometime this next year. It'd make for a good road trip.
Could be worse- alone with no internet connection.
>Being a weeb
>Defending the concept of a only having one waifu this much
>Calling out other people on having issues
>What if I want a divorce from my waifu?
>What if I'm a heretic?
>Burn me at the stake harder, daddy
Yeah, he was a shithead. And anytime he came in the thread I'd bring it up casually, like really wanting to know more about his thought process, but he'd get bitter and leave.
A lot of people think a requirement to be a sociopath is to be charming or secretive. Those are sort of just symptoms of a bigger problem. That guy was charming, especially to Haruhi. He wasn't secretive, because he was looking for attention to begin with, hence
>You don't need medical attention, all you need is me
Being a sociopath isn't some picture-perfect ladykiller, just because those are the only ones you hear about.
Mostly just chill out, and listen to music.
It's just a new year, nothing special. No friends, or anything, surprisingly.
Purge my throat daddy
>Just kidding I'm not that disgusting
>Because in reality I'm YOUR daddy, babygirl
It's been ok, been a bit sick and had to cancel plans i had.
How about you?
Lolnah try harder, cu.ck
>Throws a Monster Gem in an attempt to seal you in it.
I'll spend it with you
I think I missed your reply
Sounds like an unpleasant way to start the new year. Anything serious?
> When you get a new game and find a great new waifu
Always a great thing
I know this. I'd expect it to be more like general autism as you see here often. People not knowing how to handle basic conversation.
But i am just arguing over the definition of a word for no real reason. Haven't seen Haruhi in awhile. What's he up to?
Jokes on you, I have like five waifus
It's not heresy though, I'm Mormon
Aw, the last thread died..
Eh, doesn't matter. As I said earlier, the game's event schedule usually loops after the last one, in case you've missed out on any event-exclusive rewards and all. So it's no worries taking your time with it.
Remember to just have one waifey. Getting more waifeys could destroy your lifey.
Damn, you too? Between you, me, Tali, and maybe some others it's been like a sick bay lately.
Pretty minor, just a sore throat/cold that's trying to get the better of me right now. If I start getting a fever/chills I'll be pretty sure it's the flu at that point.
On the other hand, starting the New Year off like this isn't that bad, I usually stay in most of the time anyways since I'm not one for too much partying.
He was around earlier I think. Overall he seems to be doing better now that Kurome is gone.
Good, i demand that everyone stays well
Yeah it could be.
Thanks. I'm just here because my folks are out of town.
>attempt to seal you in it.
MISSED, OPEN FIRE!
>implying i'm a weeb
There is no "concept" in having one waifu.
By definition you can only have one waifu
You're the one calling someone sociopath here -_-
If you want a divorce then fine but when you are just like "hey i has new waifu now" it's obvious that is not the case
Yeah that is strange. Although i wouldn't say I'm as bad a tali or you. Hopefully I'll be good enough to hang with some friends tomorrow.
>By definition you can only have one waifu
Polygamy is a thing.
Im back had to do some cooking.
Missed ya too. Working tonight? I hope not
It's tradition to celebrate for most. Well you have us dude
You're welcome misaki
I wouldn't be surprised if he shows up for a bit at some point here soon.
How much longer until you're back at it with studies again?
That sort of stuff just comes and goes in waves. I'm not nearly as bad as Tali seemed to be though. Nothing some hot/spicy food and a drink or two can't solve.
Make anything good?
Is David Attenborough safe now?
The cities are nice, but the countryside over here has a nice view, and that's about it.
This person I knew for a long time was diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder, a sociopath. I also at one point called them my best friend, but I'd rather not get into that. There was a certain air about him. He was just a regular dude mostly, and was admittedly sometimes charming, but he was mostly just the weird kid and a compulsive liar, as well, and there was blatantly something gross and fucking vile deep down.
>More like general autism
Generally it is sort of like that.
I don't know what happened to Haruhi.
They were on last time I was on, but that was yay about a week ago in the late night, like three to four AM.
Would you like to further enlighten anyone on the fucking dictionary definition of waifu for all of us who haven't been inducted into the Weeb Hall of Trash?
>Side Note: Never called anyone a sociopath directly
>I did in this reply, but they actually were a diagnosed sociopath, so-
>you have us, dude
Yeah, and I'm glad for that.
Thanks Smug, you're the best.
Thank you, happy New Year to you too.
Hey Rory, right now I'm just relaxing after having watched fireworks for a while.
How has your New Year's Eve been?
Try this one for size - hyaaaa!
>Summons a fucking huge UFO that shoots Normal Gems and Monster Gems out of the launcher. Surely, this catch would be easy, right?
There are plenty of heretics
So what if I'm one of them?
Welcome back Tali
Nope. I'm on vacation till monday. Thankfully for this vacation i was able to catch up on some anime.
Hopefully with some medicine and rest I'll be good to go for new years day and sunday night football
Oh, hey there, my man.
You doin' alright?
He hasnt died yet
I watched a fire in 4k while nursing a headache. Its nearly 4pm on Jan 1st here though.
How was the smugs new year?
It's 4:43am GMT where I am. Now is the time for my rightful slumber. Nighto, /waifu/ lads!
Then i'm taking what i think is toast.
speak of the devil
Time to leave and drink campagne
It's called Texas casserole
>cream of mushroom
>ranch style beans
Brown the beef, mix all ingredient except sprinkle cheese on top.
Bake for 20 min at 350
>serve over corn chips
Hugs the haruhi
We have alien technology superior to yours provided to us by Tali
If you say so.
Having a headache during New Year must suck, or is it as a result of your eve? Watching fire in 4K sounds surprisingly enticing, though.
Nearly 6 here.
Sounds good, have fun Yuuko.
How have you been?
Still feel sick at all?
I try my best sometimes for friends to keep a smile on their face
Hey what's up besides being gloom?
As usual, filthy heretic. Duh lol
Whoo! Got some drinks ready?
It hasn't happen yet haha. How's M'smugger's new year?
Youre getting me hungry
Kisses on the cheek
Just sinuses mostly
>Tfw i will never prepare a dinner and have smug eat it
I'm not in his life anymore, and don't have any plans to be.
Beside that, I don't think genetics played a part in it, it was more childhood trauma.
How are things
>Also happy new year, fam
I feel like we've had this conversation before, but I know there's a few claimers in the Houston area too, so that's probably why.
More than likely the countryside is what I'd be going for. I don't mind doing stuff in cities, but sooner or later I get the urge to wander around where it's quieter. Crater Lake is definitely on my bucket list for Oregon.
Good to see ya. Enjoying your evening?
Football all day tomorrow for me, maybe a bit of vidya since I took care of all my business today.
The celebrity death stuff is overblown. People kick the bucket like they do in any other ordinary year. Of course, I usually avoid that stuff since it doesn't really interest me much so my view may be skewed.
Damn, perfect party food. Kinda reminds me of 7 layer dip.
Any scary happenings from the future that I should be aware of?
Well my internet is dying, guess i should sleep
It had a nice crackle and pop. Netflix has sone weird stuff. And I had it probably from low energy during the day.
Boring and uneventful.
Its their time, sadly. Everybodies dies eventually, and people have fond memories.
Not yet, it's been kinda boring so far
Well n-no, i don't actually drink.
However talking to you reminds me that i finally got around to watching assassination classroom.
Well that's good. Up to anything else?
Two great ways to spend a day. Vidya and football.
>unless you're a Browns fan then you just have vidya
can we just stop talking about Kurome please?
im doing fine
its the same as every other evening
I'd say get better soon, but some decent sleep is usually more than enough to cure a headache.
Whispers in ear while softly stroking your back "i love you"
>finished product here
Thats not what i asked
It's a good mix of ingredients, party food at it's finest, and it triggers Mexican food purists so it's even better.
Yeah, it is unfortunately. An old mentor of mine at work always told me how conversations among your cohort go from talking about small stuff to family/career to aches/pains, and finally to who will be the last in your group left standing. Not that it's a bad thing, but it's just a sign of the passage of time.
Boring is good, means that things at are peace then. Are you gonna stay up till the sun rises again?
They could win tomorrow and potentially lose that first draft pick in 2017. That would suck on top of the losing. I'd be in too shitty a mood for vidya in that case, especially if it was online.
That's good at least. I think you're an hour ahead of me out east too. In that case, Happy New Year to you.
Happy new year to anyone living in the midwest/East of the U.S
That looks pretty good.
Wish i could come by for dinner.
It's not like they put 1st overall pick to good use.
They'll probably just waste it again.
Happy new year to all you east coasters and may 2017 bring you the eternal love of your waifu
The nurse kissed me.
Um happy new years to all of you
>sonokawa claimed for all of 2017
West coast be biting off our style
Too long. One week. I'm starting to think I need it more than anything else.
Damn that makes me hungry. I might go reheat some leftovers now.
Yeah, didn't you say you're in CT or somewhere like that?
They have a way of doing that too. Bad drafting, bad coaching, bad quarterbacking, etc. What's not to like?
A lot of em are, the worst kind are insufferable and idiotic. I care about the taste at the end of the day.
Happy New Year, sorry that the Jets have to play tomorrow, but at least it can only get better, right?
There's always romantic activities with you
I'm kind of tired right now, but I will have my first fap to my waifu as soon as I wake up.
What kind of cook doesnt want to combine ingredients?
Well of course when im with you
Kindergarten where I live was actually pretty darn hard to graduate from. But luckily I knew how to read when I was like 3 years old.
SHUT UP OMG
and thank you
Isn't she like 10 years old?
Its not the headache thats the problem.
People get more morbid at that point. Its natural.
The part where they draft bad quarterbacks then lose cause they're quarterbacks are bottom of the barrel. You know. That part
W-what? We've never done anything like that?
She looks 10!
Happy new year haruhi-kun
Well let's stop beatimg around the bush for so long.
Don't say that!
Maybe. I just know one is in houston. The other might be lying cause extreme paranoia
Weird. You're in the group?
Same. I don't drink and yay!
she is just fucking tiny, the younger girl from the series that is 13yo, is like 10cm taller than her.
Sorry for the hella late response, was cooking dinner.
>Roasted red peppers and flank steak, with mushrooms
Oh my, I've never been to Crater Lake.
I live in Washington, so if you're coming from the east it's
in that order.
The mountains are really nice, though. I like hanging around in nature, it really gets me relaxed and I feel at peace for a bit.
I just happen to like the city more.
Not really my concern, honestly.
Yeah, that's what it's sounding like. I'm content with being away from work, but I still gotta keep my mind engaged on something or I start getting physically lazy and mentally restless. I think it'll be good as long as you control the pace of things instead of vice versa. Just remember that it's a marathon, like you said before.
The sort who subscribe to memes like deconstruction, artisan toast, etc. A lot of them do have money and I can't blame the people who do well capitalizing on it.
Did you know that Geno Smith has as many TD passes as he was punched by teammates in 2016?
Can definitely confirm. It tends to replace cynicism for many, myself included.
That jersey of ex-Browns QBs is starting to look like receipt tape with all of the names on it.
True, it is /b/. Something about works of fiction and all that.