Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Reminder if you ever switch "waifu" you either are greatly misinformed about what the word means or are just a retard avatarfag who doesn't want to admit they are a avatarfag -_-
Claim
Claimed
>>717265148
I hope you guys can vote out those Muslims out of England. Has there been any terrorist attacks there? Here on American television they say that there is not Muslim crimes in Europe whatsoever.
>>717265239
What about a light tug? She's so cute!
>>717265261
Your personality is outrageous! Everyone in the /b/ communities know you.
>>717265648
She's very cute but I wouldn't want her to have that smug face when I'm asking her to marry me.
>>717265781
*Hugs more and kisses*
No homo
>>717265195
Like I said, I might need to rewatch some episodes to figure these things out.
>I'm actually doing that right now, already found the part at the end of episode 2, looking through episode 3.
>>717265648
I'm pretty sure you mean middle name.
Been a minute.
Busy w/ holiday stuff, so I had to make myself scarce this week.
Good to be back, you lovely bunch of winners.
>>717265831
>Tfw you're basically an avatarfag
>>717266018
>No homo
kek
>>717266050
We got rid of Kurome.
>>717266081
Can't two people just have a non-gay hug and kiss once in a while?
>>717266050
Good evening
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>717266182
Yay
He'll be back though
>>717266289
You first
>>717266289
Reeeeee.
Avatarfags get out of my thread.
>>717266388
i'm not a avatarfag -_-
>>717266316
lets hope not
>>717266182
>>717266316
I'll make sure he does not return.
>>717266270
*hugs gayly*
>>717266428
Neither am i
>>717266289
Would you like me to leave as well?
>>717265986
The most I can allow is headpats. But I prefer to give those to her myself
>She's so cute
I couldn't agree with you more
>>717265630
How?
>>717266519
then you can stay -_-
>>717266529
only if you're a avatarfag
>>717265781
>tali
Awww. Really?
>>717265986
Would a face like this be fine?
>>717266047
Shut
>>717266050
Oh hey there
Why is Kurome still getting hate?
>>717266496
Good
>>717266497
:o
>>717266592
Yay
>>717266620
No u.
>>717266682
The real question is why are you defending him?
>>717266682
>>717266762
I never knew why people hated him in the first place
>>717266762
Innocent until proven guilty.
>>717266682
Who the hell is Kurome.
カラミチーマス
>>717266913
A manipulative sociopath.
happy New Year from Leaf Land
>>717266682
Idk
>>717266745
Pls
>>717266913
Think of akame. Just smaller with black eyes and shorter hair
>>717267028
Happy new years to yall
>>717267006
sounds fun, but aren't sociopaths usually better at keeping that undercover?
>>717267028
Same to you. Still got 2 hours to go here.
>>717266182
Victory.
Guy was a piece of shit, honestly.
>>717266271
Likewise, mate.
Up to anything this New Year?
>>717266620
Heya Smug.
>shut
>>717266804
He projected his own medical issues onto Haruhinon, which was a shitty thing to do. It boiled down to him being a negative cockass whose only solution to having actual mental health issues was, 'don't get help because it didn't work for me.' And shit, I'm a negative cockass, but he was really weird and manipulative and gross about it, y'know?
Claim
>>717266682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfBcMbj3m5E
>>717267028
i thought all of canadia and murica was at least 5 hours behind me :o
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>717266913
@BRabbitAlice is the proper one
>>717267130
Nope. Canada has one timezone ahead of Burgerland
>>717267174
Thanks
>>717267204
I'll probably still be here. Nothing else to do
Why is CAPTCHA sucking 2017's dick so much?
>>717267182
Not if they're tryhard sociopaths, and those two circles intersect more than you think, mate.
>>717267204
>Two hours
>Not four hours
>Not superior time zone
>Not winning
>>717267239
Not even i'm that bad. And that's coming from me.
>>717266939
Wow, it took THIS long for Rem to get posted? /b/, you let me down
>>717267382
you're right about that because i disagree.
>>717267382
>being a avatarfag
>calling other people sociopaths
>>717267204
What state?
Texas here
>>717267239
Any plans, winner?
>>717267271
Hey hey
>>717267329
Welc
3 cheers for spending the New Years alone
hip hip
>Apologies for the delay. Gone to go get some more coffee. Also, Hametena claimed since August 27th.
>>717265986
I hope so as well. Eh, I don't think there have been any as far as I know. There might've been plenty elsewhere, though. As long as I'm still in one piece, that's fair enough.
As for American television.. hm, the US must've been focused entirely on their own, I guess. Plus, I hear they play commercial breaks like every 10 minutes of a three hour show.
>>717266428
>>717266289
Has the chink moot Hiro still enforced the 'muh Global 13 rule' on /b/ again? Check with him in his basement first, then come back to us. Then we'll talk, Anon.
>>717267425
I get distracted, but I do make first post sometimes
>>717267693
I'm here for you dude. I can't speak for others but I'm here for ya
>>717267617
Well hello smugs. Haven't talked to you in a while
>
>>717267908
>>717267754
>>717267693
>>717267473
>>717267271
>>717267239
>>717267204
>>717266913
>>717266553
>>717266527
>>717266497
>>717266050
PURGE!
>>717267617
Texas as well, DFW area.
>>717267271
How's New Year's Eve treating you tonight?
>>717267329
Same. Under the weather, but nothing that bad. Just taking it easy.
>>717267382
I'm good where I'm at, though I wouldn't mind checking out west sometime this next year. It'd make for a good road trip.
>>717267693
Could be worse- alone with no internet connection.
>>717268109
Stop teasing and do it
JUST
>>717267492
>Being a weeb
>Defending the concept of a only having one waifu this much
>Calling out other people on having issues
>What if I want a divorce from my waifu?
>What if I'm a heretic?
>Burn me at the stake harder, daddy
>>717267423
Yeah, he was a shithead. And anytime he came in the thread I'd bring it up casually, like really wanting to know more about his thought process, but he'd get bitter and leave.
>>717267473
A lot of people think a requirement to be a sociopath is to be charming or secretive. Those are sort of just symptoms of a bigger problem. That guy was charming, especially to Haruhi. He wasn't secretive, because he was looking for attention to begin with, hence
>You don't need medical attention, all you need is me
Being a sociopath isn't some picture-perfect ladykiller, just because those are the only ones you hear about.
>>717267617
Mostly just chill out, and listen to music.
It's just a new year, nothing special. No friends, or anything, surprisingly.
>>717267693
hip hip!
>>717268109
Purge my throat daddy
>Just kidding I'm not that disgusting
>Because in reality I'm YOUR daddy, babygirl
>>717268109
>
Go ahead
>>717268150
It's been ok, been a bit sick and had to cancel plans i had.
How about you?
>>717268109
Lolnah try harder, cu.ck
>Throws a Monster Gem in an attempt to seal you in it.
>Hametena
>>717267693
I'll spend it with you
>>717267754
I think I missed your reply
>>717268150
Sounds like an unpleasant way to start the new year. Anything serious?
>>717268210
Do you have an experience with a sociopath? if so I would like to hear your story
> When you get a new game and find a great new waifu
Always a great thing
>>717268210
I know this. I'd expect it to be more like general autism as you see here often. People not knowing how to handle basic conversation.
But i am just arguing over the definition of a word for no real reason. Haven't seen Haruhi in awhile. What's he up to?
>>717268627
Heretic.
>new Waifu
>you found
>>717268627
Don't do it
>>717268704
Jokes on you, I have like five waifus
It's not heresy though, I'm Mormon
>>717268488
Aw, the last thread died..
Eh, doesn't matter. As I said earlier, the game's event schedule usually loops after the last one, in case you've missed out on any event-exclusive rewards and all. So it's no worries taking your time with it.
>>717268627
Remember to just have one waifey. Getting more waifeys could destroy your lifey.
>>717268411
Damn, you too? Between you, me, Tali, and maybe some others it's been like a sick bay lately.
>>717268488
Pretty minor, just a sore throat/cold that's trying to get the better of me right now. If I start getting a fever/chills I'll be pretty sure it's the flu at that point.
On the other hand, starting the New Year off like this isn't that bad, I usually stay in most of the time anyways since I'm not one for too much partying.
>>717268682
He was around earlier I think. Overall he seems to be doing better now that Kurome is gone.
I miss you
>>717268627
Get out
>>717269057
Good, i demand that everyone stays well
>>717267800
Thanks smugs
>>717268150
Yeah it could be.
>>717268488
Thanks. I'm just here because my folks are out of town.
>>717268436
>attempt to seal you in it.
MISSED, OPEN FIRE!
>>717268210
>implying i'm a weeb
There is no "concept" in having one waifu.
By definition you can only have one waifu
You're the one calling someone sociopath here -_-
If you want a divorce then fine but when you are just like "hey i has new waifu now" it's obvious that is not the case
>>717269057
Yeah that is strange. Although i wouldn't say I'm as bad a tali or you. Hopefully I'll be good enough to hang with some friends tomorrow.
>>717269314
>By definition you can only have one waifu
Polygamy is a thing.
>>717269529
calm music anon
happy new years
>>717269529
Sup explorer
Im back had to do some cooking.
>>717268991
>Implying
>>717269145
No, I'll stay
>>717269529
it's illegal in my country
>>717267908
Missed ya too. Working tonight? I hope not
>>717268150
Houston
>>717268210
It's tradition to celebrate for most. Well you have us dude
>>717268627
Filthy heretic
>>717269257
You're welcome misaki
>>717269675
Watcha cooking?
>>717269145
I wouldn't be surprised if he shows up for a bit at some point here soon.
>>717269257
How much longer until you're back at it with studies again?
>>717269489
That sort of stuff just comes and goes in waves. I'm not nearly as bad as Tali seemed to be though. Nothing some hot/spicy food and a drink or two can't solve.
>>717269675
Make anything good?
>>717269668
Is David Attenborough safe now?
>>717268150
The cities are nice, but the countryside over here has a nice view, and that's about it.
>>717268604
A few.
This person I knew for a long time was diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder, a sociopath. I also at one point called them my best friend, but I'd rather not get into that. There was a certain air about him. He was just a regular dude mostly, and was admittedly sometimes charming, but he was mostly just the weird kid and a compulsive liar, as well, and there was blatantly something gross and fucking vile deep down.
>>717268682
>More like general autism
Generally it is sort of like that.
I don't know what happened to Haruhi.
They were on last time I was on, but that was yay about a week ago in the late night, like three to four AM.
>>717269314
>by definition
>polygamy
>divorce
Would you like to further enlighten anyone on the fucking dictionary definition of waifu for all of us who haven't been inducted into the Weeb Hall of Trash?
>Side Note: Never called anyone a sociopath directly
>I did in this reply, but they actually were a diagnosed sociopath, so-
>>717269939
>you have us, dude
Yeah, and I'm glad for that.
Thanks Smug, you're the best.
>>717269615
Thank you, happy New Year to you too.
>>717269668
Hey Rory, right now I'm just relaxing after having watched fireworks for a while.
How has your New Year's Eve been?
>>717269878
That's unfortunate.
>>717269309
Try this one for size - hyaaaa!
>Summons a fucking huge UFO that shoots Normal Gems and Monster Gems out of the launcher. Surely, this catch would be easy, right?
>Hametena
hi everyone
>>717269939
There are plenty of heretics
So what if I'm one of them?
>>717270105
not really
>>717269675
Welcome back Tali
>
>>717269939
Nope. I'm on vacation till monday. Thankfully for this vacation i was able to catch up on some anime.
>>717270022
>dub dubs
Hopefully with some medicine and rest I'll be good to go for new years day and sunday night football
>>717270239
Oh, hey there, my man.
You doin' alright?
>>717270022
He hasnt died yet
>>717270105
I watched a fire in 4k while nursing a headache. Its nearly 4pm on Jan 1st here though.
>>717269939
How was the smugs new year?
It's 4:43am GMT where I am. Now is the time for my rightful slumber. Nighto, /waifu/ lads!
>>717269729
Then i'm taking what i think is toast.
>>717270239
speak of the devil
>>717270105
Time to leave and drink campagne
>>717269939
>>717270022
It's called Texas casserole
>ground beef
>cream of mushroom
>rotel peppers
>ranch style beans
>corn
>Cheese shredded
Brown the beef, mix all ingredient except sprinkle cheese on top.
Bake for 20 min at 350
>serve over corn chips
>>717270239
Hugs the haruhi
>>717270294
Hello juvia
>>717270054
Does ASPD get passed down their offspring? If so you should warn his girlfriends.
>>717270189
We have alien technology superior to yours provided to us by Tali
>>717270543
*Tali******
>>717269675
*Hugs*
>>717270239
Dude did you know Kurome was a sociopath?
>>717270320
hey
>>717270387
what?
>>717270406
hi Tali
>>717270290
If you say so.
>>717270375
Having a headache during New Year must suck, or is it as a result of your eve? Watching fire in 4K sounds surprisingly enticing, though.
Nearly 6 here.
>>717270387
Sounds good, have fun Yuuko.
>>717270406
How have you been?
Still feel sick at all?
>>717270380
goodnight cute face, thanks for talking to me this evening and happy new year
>>717270054
I try my best sometimes for friends to keep a smile on their face
>>717270239
Hey what's up besides being gloom?
>>717270288
As usual, filthy heretic. Duh lol
>>717270294
Whoo! Got some drinks ready?
>>717270375
It hasn't happen yet haha. How's M'smugger's new year?
>>717270380
Night
>>717270406
Youre getting me hungry
>>717270622
Kisses on the cheek
>>717270733
Feeling better?
>>717270899
Just sinuses mostly
>>717270964
>Tfw i will never prepare a dinner and have smug eat it
Why live?
>>717270414
I'm not in his life anymore, and don't have any plans to be.
Beside that, I don't think genetics played a part in it, it was more childhood trauma.
>>717270733
How are things
>Also happy new year, fam
>>717270964
Rock on.
>>717269939
I feel like we've had this conversation before, but I know there's a few claimers in the Houston area too, so that's probably why.
>>717270054
More than likely the countryside is what I'd be going for. I don't mind doing stuff in cities, but sooner or later I get the urge to wander around where it's quieter. Crater Lake is definitely on my bucket list for Oregon.
>>717270239
Good to see ya. Enjoying your evening?
>>717270294
Football all day tomorrow for me, maybe a bit of vidya since I took care of all my business today.
>>717270375
The celebrity death stuff is overblown. People kick the bucket like they do in any other ordinary year. Of course, I usually avoid that stuff since it doesn't really interest me much so my view may be skewed.
>>717270406
Damn, perfect party food. Kinda reminds me of 7 layer dip.
>>717270622
Any scary happenings from the future that I should be aware of?
Well my internet is dying, guess i should sleep
>>717270964
Also meant to ask you how do i discord?
I got in the group but it says i am not approved to post.
>>717271241
Its oddly flavorful. But delicious
>>717270754
It had a nice crackle and pop. Netflix has sone weird stuff. And I had it probably from low energy during the day.
>>717270964
Boring and uneventful.
>>717271241
Its their time, sadly. Everybodies dies eventually, and people have fond memories.
>>717271224
Kind of makes me wonder what happened in Kurome's past.
>>717271196
Kisses back
>>717271241
Not yet, it's been kinda boring so far
>>717270964
Well n-no, i don't actually drink.
However talking to you reminds me that i finally got around to watching assassination classroom.
>>717271196
Well that's good. Up to anything else?
>>717271241
Two great ways to spend a day. Vidya and football.
>unless you're a Browns fan then you just have vidya
can we just stop talking about Kurome please?
>>717270664
go away
>>717271196
>>717271224
im doing fine
>>717271241
its the same as every other evening
>>717271502
I'd say get better soon, but some decent sleep is usually more than enough to cure a headache.
>>717271685
Whispers in ear while softly stroking your back "i love you"
>>717271779
Cooking dinner
>finished product here
>>717272032
Thats not what i asked
>>717270964
>>717272032
Can you answer one question about Kurome for me at least?
this thread is really gay
goatse claimed
happy new year I still love all of you
>>717271344
It's a good mix of ingredients, party food at it's finest, and it triggers Mexican food purists so it's even better.
>>717271502
Yeah, it is unfortunately. An old mentor of mine at work always told me how conversations among your cohort go from talking about small stuff to family/career to aches/pains, and finally to who will be the last in your group left standing. Not that it's a bad thing, but it's just a sign of the passage of time.
>>717271685
Boring is good, means that things at are peace then. Are you gonna stay up till the sun rises again?
>>717271779
>Browns fan
They could win tomorrow and potentially lose that first draft pick in 2017. That would suck on top of the losing. I'd be in too shitty a mood for vidya in that case, especially if it was online.
>>717272032
That's good at least. I think you're an hour ahead of me out east too. In that case, Happy New Year to you.
>>717272361
>he thinks he's italian
>>717272428
Thanks Chen.
>>717272377
what
>>717272488
thanks and im east coast
Happy new year to anyone living in the midwest/East of the U.S
>>717272361
That looks pretty good.
Wish i could come by for dinner.
>>717272488
>dubs
It's not like they put 1st overall pick to good use.
They'll probably just waste it again.
Happy new year to all you east coasters and may 2017 bring you the eternal love of your waifu
>>717272869
Did you have feelings for Kurome, if so what were they?
>>717272640
Actually im greek and the dish is murrican/mexican
>>717272922
And various pther romantic activities of course.
>>717272488
Purests are idiots tbh
The nurse kissed me.
Um happy new years to all of you
>sonokawa claimed for all of 2017
>>717272713
not him but I'm sure he also wishes the best for you
>>717272869
>>717273030
EAST COAST BEAST COAST
>>717273366
You what nigga?
Jk west coast also sucks
>>717273534
West coast be biting off our style
>>717273748
Not really east coast is more like canada/the south. West coast is like mexico
>>717273901
Canada is north and Mexico is south ^^
>>717270022
Too long. One week. I'm starting to think I need it more than anything else.
>>717274004
Neat you know your directions. You can now graduate kindergarten
>>717272361
Damn that makes me hungry. I might go reheat some leftovers now.
>>717272869
Yeah, didn't you say you're in CT or somewhere like that?
>>717272922
They have a way of doing that too. Bad drafting, bad coaching, bad quarterbacking, etc. What's not to like?
>>717273206
A lot of em are, the worst kind are insufferable and idiotic. I care about the taste at the end of the day.
>>717273267
Happy New Year, sorry that the Jets have to play tomorrow, but at least it can only get better, right?
>>717273206
There's always romantic activities with you
>
I'm kind of tired right now, but I will have my first fap to my waifu as soon as I wake up.
>>717274218
What kind of cook doesnt want to combine ingredients?
>>717274259
Well of course when im with you
>>717274090
Kindergarten where I live was actually pretty darn hard to graduate from. But luckily I knew how to read when I was like 3 years old.
>>717274218
SHUT UP OMG
and thank you
>>717274414
Isn't she like 10 years old?
>>717272270
Its not the headache thats the problem.
>>717272488
People get more morbid at that point. Its natural.
>>717274514
16 on her first episode. 20 in her cameo in GAII
>>717274623
I like GATE manga, but the art in the anime is so fucking bad, I refuse to watch it.
>>717273119
love
>>717274218
yes
>>717274218
The part where they draft bad quarterbacks then lose cause they're quarterbacks are bottom of the barrel. You know. That part
>>717274414
L-lewd
>>717274419
W-what? We've never done anything like that?
>
>>717274768
She looks 10!
>>717274898
Happy new year haruhi-kun
post some waifu doujin.
https://exhentai.org/g/12436/8166a70ed7/
>>717274898
Sorry to hear you fell in love with someone like that. Do you think he loved him back? You don't have to answer that.
>>717274903
Well let's stop beatimg around the bush for so long.
>>717271196
Don't say that!
>>717271224
Whoop whoop!
>>717271241
Maybe. I just know one is in houston. The other might be lying cause extreme paranoia
>>717271502
Booo
>>717271344
Weird. You're in the group?
>>717271779
Same. I don't drink and yay!
>>717272361
Mmm
>>717275097
i got a panda.
>>717275190
You know with a group like we have in waifu we probably could all get together and make an actual community
>>717275412
Nice feet
>>717275003
she is just fucking tiny, the younger girl from the series that is 13yo, is like 10cm taller than her.
Sorry for the hella late response, was cooking dinner.
>Roasted red peppers and flank steak, with mushrooms
>>717271241
Oh my, I've never been to Crater Lake.
I live in Washington, so if you're coming from the east it's
>Desert
>Mountains
>Cities
in that order.
The mountains are really nice, though. I like hanging around in nature, it really gets me relaxed and I feel at peace for a bit.
I just happen to like the city more.
>>717271649
Not really my concern, honestly.
>>717274052
Yeah, that's what it's sounding like. I'm content with being away from work, but I still gotta keep my mind engaged on something or I start getting physically lazy and mentally restless. I think it'll be good as long as you control the pace of things instead of vice versa. Just remember that it's a marathon, like you said before.
>>717274419
The sort who subscribe to memes like deconstruction, artisan toast, etc. A lot of them do have money and I can't blame the people who do well capitalizing on it.
>>717274514
Did you know that Geno Smith has as many TD passes as he was punched by teammates in 2016?
>>717274623
Can definitely confirm. It tends to replace cynicism for many, myself included.
>>717274903
That jersey of ex-Browns QBs is starting to look like receipt tape with all of the names on it.
>>717275190
True, it is /b/. Something about works of fiction and all that.
>>717275228
https://nhentai.net/g/3347/