OP who's gonna off himself at midnight AMA pt2 other

do a livestream

Isn't killing yourself on new years eve a little cliché?

Hey man, i know this is rough and things don't seems like it's worth it any more, I've been in the same boat.

I know you have no idea who I am or anything, but if you want to talk about what's going through your headspace, I'm here to listen to you with my undivided attention.

>>717263321

I said no in the past thread

>>717263450
No, that's Xmas

>>717263156
probably alot of other people, they just dont need to tell people about it online and get it over with

>>717263691

I already posted my number in the past thread and this anon was supposed to call, but he didn't

>>717263815

probably anon, most likely

>>717263813
How are you gonna kill yourself?

>>717263691
same, OP. I was in the same situation in May of 2014. Made the same thread and everything.

wow, 4chan sure has changed...
just fucking do it life sucks and if you listen to any of these fags about how they know how you feel you will be just as much of a failure as they were.
if they really were in your position and didnt do it then i guess they failed at killing themselves, which is pretty much the biggest fail a fail can be.
but yeah, livestream it for your /b/rethren

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>>717263156
What is that a page from?

>>717264118

hanging

>>717264652

https://books.google.com.mx/books?id=SZjBCQAAQBAJ&pg=PT20&lpg=PT20&dq=%22Now,+listen.+If+you+have+ever+believed+a+depressive+wants+to+be+happy...%22&source=bl&ots=bLnklSBcQD&sig=t2J0PrYC411LKl_kkd5KTzcP_NA&hl=en&sa=X&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=%22Now%2C%20listen.%20If%20you%20have%20ever%20believed%20a%20depressive%20wants%20to%20be%20happy...%22&f=false

>>717264705
Ouch that's gonna suck. I wouldn't be able to do it. What made you decide on hanging?

>>717264816
Get that shit outta here. I don't need a link. Just the name will do.

>>717264705
Are you going to do it properly so that your neck snaps, or are you going to strangle yourself and risk living the remainder of your life as a vegetable?

Just hope you change your mind dude. I've been there, it's quite painful seriously, but I understand. Life is shit, and it's worst during the "joyful" season when you realize you're a waste of human life.

I'm not going to beg you not to do it because if your mind is made up then that's it. Make sure you cannon ball with the rope around your neck so you don't end a vegetable, but seriously don't do it.

>>717264916

don't have many other options. I'm getting very drunk and doing Vicodine and clonazepam so it won't hurt as much

>>717265070

I'm jumping from about 10 ft so I think that'll do it

>>717263156
Are you currently in Mexico?

>>717265676

yes

>>717265576
What led you to this point?

Don't do it OP life is shit I've been in your shoes but it can also be amazing. Also hanging yourself might not work. You could end up living a long time as a vegetable. Which honestly would suck so badly.

>>717265044
The book is called "Why I Am Too Lazy to Click on Links" by Anonymous

>>717265840

already told the story in the past thread but basically lost my wife, got into a huge depression which led me to sell my busineses and now I'm basically broke, alcoholic, no wife, living in my town house alone with no human contact

>>717265764
Why?

>>717266016
I wasn't in the past thread so I dunno what was asked already. How did you lose your wife?

>>717265231
>I've been there

did you kill yourself???

>>717266114

I'm mexican

>>717266166

I "cheated"...meaning I texted my assisant saying I cared about her and went out with her a couple of times. Didnt fuck her or anything

>>717266396
Would you have fucked her?

>>717266298
Ah! I, too, am in Mexico. But I am here because I am a fronterizo.

"There is nothing more bitter than spanish disillusion." said Gertrude Stein. But she was living in Europe at the time and probably had not had to deal with Mexican culture.

>>717266016
Start going to AA. You'll get human contact and help you to get your life back on track. Most people at AA have been through similar/worse shit than you have and have gotten through it.

>>717263156
Whats your name?

>>717266616
first

>>717266016
well, you must get up and deal with life, near everyone here had depresion or problems, but they are here. So I just want say, you must fight with life, giving up is worst way

>>717266512

i don't think so

would you? https://www.instagram.com/greta.garrett/

>>717266616

Carlos

>>717263156
DO IT FAGGOT.

>>717266694
Probs would

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>>717266666
Satan is that you?

>>717266694
If that's your assistant then yea. If that's your wife then probably not.

>>717266796

I will, in no more than a couple of hours, chill

>>717266694
yes, of course

were you her boss at telesur? or viva lo chic?

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>>717266858
maybe:P

>>717266832

I wouldn't because I love my wife too much. There was just this mental connection with this girl, but nothing else

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>>717266666

>>717266666
Checked

>>717266861

assistant

>>717266866
You better. Don't be a pussy.

>>717266972
What does your ex wife look like?

>>717266877

neither, a third company. She only works at Telesur for 2 hours a week

>>717266666
SEEN

AND Carlos knock off this suicide nonsense and make 2017 a new year the start of your life sober and in control.

go to AA, get sober, then re-evaluate

even if you've lost your wife for good you can have a life worth living

chances are if you get sober and get your shit together you can get her back in a few months

>>717263156
What's your story?

>>717263785
So what's the purpose of this thread?
General faggortitry?

>>717267051
Can you post a picture of yourself?

why not run in cartel house and open fire on drug dealers, you'll die and maybe take some ppl with you? why just take urself out. or a mosque?

>>717267203

attentionwhoring

>>717266926
What your wife look like thou?

>>717266694
She looks like a bit of a fresa. I can see why your wife got jealous.

So why would you define your entire life in terms of your wife's silly jealousy?

>>717267293
When is midnight for u? what timezone

How do any of you know his name is carlos? Has anyone contacted the assistant so she can get a hold of him?

Did you just assumed my gender!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
IM TRIGGERED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>717267293
Relationship problems become extremely melodramatic here in Mexico. We've even made melodramatic actors our president and first lady (they have permanent problems because he's gay).

Do it where nobody can find you.

>>717267442

check >>717266746

>>717267440
OP is in Mérida, Yucatán.

Can you show me evidence of your planned suicide

>>717266016
Don't do this man please, I know shit is tough as fuck but think about your wife, If she can see you just imagine how you'll break her heart. I know most here don't believe in afterlife but we can't be sure about anything, you probably lived for her in the past (or your loved ones), please don't stop leaving. Believing in afterlife is a form of hope and that's (hope) all we have in life

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>>717267598
Like this?

>>717267788
what a agoot

>>717267641
>Mérida, Yucatán.
is that 12am EST or 1am EST?

>>717267788
.... Sorry, thought she had died, but then everything gets easier, Go to AA meetings and try to get sober, your wife is still here and you still can show to her your love, don't give up man

>>717267265

already did in the last thread

>>717268061
Respect my dubs peasant

Pretty cliche to do it on nye or day. Better wait.

>>717268222
could you repost it? I want to know what the legend looks like

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Coming to a suicide thread to tell someone to "do it"

>>717268070
>1am EST

>>717267282

no cartel houses where I live

>>717267389

hotter than my assisant for sure

>>717267440

anon is right, so about 1:30 hours left

>>717268650
Prove it

>>717268650
Timestamp yourself crying now.

any anon have his pic? post it

Ya deja de lloriquear, pinche imbécil borracho. Un hombre no permitiría que una loca y una fresita le abatiera con sus tonterías. ¡Búscate unas agallas y apréndate caminar como un varón!

Chale con estos niños de hoy.

My Sinaloan attorney refuses to take divorce cases. Waste of time, he says, the two parties scream bloody murder at one another for a couple of weeks and then get back together all lovey-dovey.

>>717268936

build the wall, pedro

>>717268936
>mexi-speak

Where's that damned wall when you need it?

>>717268936
Tienes razon. Solo es por los dias festivos. Al rato se le pasa.