Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Claimed
>>717255148 (Duke)
To trigger people
>>717255395 (Cute)
Getting fucking drunk
Reminder if you ever switch "waifu" you either are greatly misinformed about what the word means or are just a retard avatarfag who doesn't want to admit they are a avatarfag -_-
>>717257132
._.
Sameji claim'd
>>717256243
Depends on the whiskey and rum. A few of the whiskeys arent ideal, but I always try everything straight first.
>>717256663
More than likely, I do cheap out on anything not whiskey.
Rumia claimed
>>717256066 (Julie)
Not at all, I thought Absolute Duo was great.
>>717255844 (Kamina)
I'm not talking about the second half, I'm talking about another season entirely. http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2015/12/21/new-gurren-lagann-project-teased-with-special-website
>And no, I have not seen the movies.
>>717256380 (Shinoa)
Yo.
>>717257039
join my facebook group
/groups/gofigurepvc/
If you're a figure lover that is.
>>717257171
I'm kidding, I can't find any good imgs of her, I may have to download the bluray when it comes out.
>>717256016
あ々 なるほど
>>717256104
なに?
英語 話せません。
>>717257100
>>717257132
You're new to the thread?
>>717257211
Shut
>>717257276
I have questions about that pic
>>717257308
Who is she and what is she from?
Probably already done, but whatever.
QOTT
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION GO!
>>717257472
r00d
>>717257039
Fukk u op for stealing my waifu
Is there another Azusa claimer already?
>>717257665
the anon lets other people claim shinoa
>>717257239
He would also probably stink your place out.
I know weed itself isn't addictive but it does seem like he is addicted to it.
Here's a funny:
https://track3.mixtape.moe/lveryn.webm
>>717257276
If it does get a season two it will be a reset.
The story had a good ending.
>>717257534
I'm not making one, to keep true with the one I made 7 years ago to no longer make new year resolutions
>>717257472
I'm new to /b/ its nice to meet you.
>>717257480
She is Ikasaba Mukuro, she's the twin sister of Enoshima Junko from Danganronpa
>>717257039
>Hametena claimed! Despite joining in August and then being away for quite a while.
>>717257132
Sounds like fun! Me, well I'm watching my limit tonight. I've once got myself a headache and a migrane over 37% vol. Polish vodka before Christmas. Took me 2 days to get it out completely.
Eh, at least I've got some good games to play and all this evening.
>>717257776
>>717257686
>>717257534
>>717257472
>>717257319
>>717257308
>>717257264
>>717257100
THE TIME HAS COME!!
>>717258018
I've heard of neither of those, nor the anime
>>717258036
I also joined in August. Hello
>>717258061
No it hasn't
>>717257839
You little non-conformist
>>717258061
Do it
>>717257534
Be better than i am now
>>717257556
<3
>>717258018
Guessing you're a /k/ fag? Welcome to the sanctuary in hell. How are you? What brings you hear to thread?
>>717257534
Havent seen you in ages. Everything alright?
None. Study my ass off
>>717257776
Weed is legalised here, and we have a good ventilation system. Only problem is living with parents, but Im sure I could organise a free day.
He made me a funny too.
https://my.mixtape.moe/ilkjnq.mp3
From
https://youtu.be/9hLSXT3MsqA
>>717257534
No point. It limits what you can achieve through a year.
kill yourself
>>717258036
Did you have to be somewhere important while you were getting over it?
>>717258061
D:
>>717258091
Here watch this
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3322966
>>717258061
I came prepared
>>717258061
なに それ
>>717258167
I just wanted to claim my waifu and I saw this thread first. And i'm from /trash/!
>>717258181
What are you studying?
>>717258181
>>717258167
impossible to do so <3
>>717258181
become a therapist and help us already you bastard!
i'm fine
Claim
>>717258130
Yes it has
>>717258165
Already done.
>>717258255
so you thought
>>717258305
最終的な解決策!
>>717258165
Traditions were made to be broken
>>717258211
That's uhhhh, interesintg. You definitely made the better pick between the two though. Blondy is not a cute
>>717258434
Nothing wrong with that
>>717258355
Teacher accrediation program
>>717258434
Lewd
>>717258476
Maybe I should... Naaah
>>717257534
To finish all the anime i started and never finished then stop starting anime without finishing them
>>717258206
Lucky him.
Shows how much of a good friend you are.
Kek, that is funny.
Why did he do it?
>>717258565
No, it hasn't.
Its still another 48 hours until the time is here.
>>717258565
But i'm still alive.
Stop holding back
>>717258650
They were made to keep people together.
>>717258707
sounds like me
>>717258091
Heyo! It has been a while.
How's it going this evening, as well with the new year dawning on us?
>>717258211
Eh, I only got it before I watched Monday Night RAW on the 12th (1am GMT exactly, 7-8 hours before work starts). Good thing it was during the last week of work, and at least my boss didn't notice on those days - even if I tried drinking water and doing whatever to clear the effects quicker.
I'm feeling better since then. Never underestimate volume, I guess kek.
>>717258309
Well ain't that soemthing. Welcome to /waifu/! Enjoy your stay in hell. I'm shinoa. Some calls me by shinoa bro or by my common nickname here: smug
>>717258476
I can only dream can't I?
>>717258434
That filename!
>>717258650
It's better to play the games before watch the anime. The blonde is super popular in /a/, but I fell hopelessly in love with the soldier for no reason.
>>717258941
Can't get any better than you already are~
>>717257276
Dude, it's just hair.
>>717257776
Don't you mean a prequel? I'm pretty sure that there were some theories floating about that if Gurren Lagann was to get a prequel, it'd involve Kamina's father and Boota, along with their previous attempt at overthrowing the Anti-Spirals.
>>717259039
First reply meant for >>717257472.
It's been a while.
Hello!
>>717258868
Oh gosh are you lightweight? I never drank in my life and I don't think I'm going to drink tonight even though I really want to.
>>717258941
Thank you for welcoming me! May I call you Smug too? I don't think I've watched that anime.
For a 2017 with you're waifu. Cheers
clmd
>>717258837
>Breaks into home
>Finds you
Surrender!
>>717258733
But my time is NOW!
>>717259039
I guess a prequel could work.
Though we would know the ending.
>>717259278
Well then.
You will have to wait.
>>717259278
How did you find her so fast?
>>717259278
No i choose to resist arrest. What you gunna do about it?
>>717259529
i've said my location here too many times...
>>717259195
I'm not one who can't handle it, but I usually prefer Baileys', Smirnoffs and/or any kind of merlot. Even went to Revolutions once for my 19th birthday once and I only felt giggly after 11 shots worth of birthday cake-flavored vodka.
>I'm currently 23, with birthday being on the 24th September.
>>717259223
Cheers to you as well. May 2017 bring all the glorious things in life!
>>717259376
dam
>>717259529
We were given alien technology by this wifu.
>>717258837
Some of them were, some of them are also pointless
I could never tell which was which, which Yuuko is this?
>>717258868
I'm afraid I dont' remember you. What time in August did you start posting?
It's going well enough. And the new year approaches much like any other night for me.
Who's your waifu and what is she from?
>>717258950
Games? It's a video game with an anime adaptation?
>for no reason
Such is the way of waifuism. It's unexplained
For what it's worth, I think you made the better choice
>>717259032
Aw<3
>>717259039
But still. It's like squid girl hair
>>717259195
Doing well my dude? Sure go ahead. Who do you claim? The art looks familiar. Idk the the name of the visual novel though. Starts with a "D" right?
>>717259223
Cheers friend
>>717259376
Smoke anything good lately?
>>717258733
Because the sound clip is great. Though I would have preferred the full rant.
And friends are golden here. Id rather make more enemies than lose a friend. Felt that, and it fucking sucked. Its probably the worst feeling Ive had, someone outright say they can no longer trust you as a friend.
>>717258941
>smugs gently
>>717259666
Resting does not mean succeeding! You were sent here.
>>717259888
Hi
Nice trips
>>717259889
Happy new year kitty
>>717259889
Cheers.
>>717259729
The original one
I'm not as energetic.
>>717259956
As a guard? i'd be okay with that.
>>717259977
Nice dubs
>>717260151
BAH
>>717259869
I don't smoke, i have nothing against it, i just never got into it.
I'm starting to think you have me confused with someone.
>>717259892
Shit man, that must of hurt.
If you don't want to talk about it you don't have to.
>>717260151
Oh, it was the other one who called me Wonderland.
>>717260125
I gave you the wrong name the other day :(
>>717260151
Upon inspection by the SS you were sent here. *dies*
>>717259693
Oh my are yew tipsy now?
>>717259729
Yes and yes, I never played the games because I'm so lazy. I mean they're on sale for Steam now, but I'm too lazy to buy.
>better choice
You wouldn't say that if you watched the anime :x
>>717259869
>"D" right?
Absolutely!
Her name is Ikusaba, she didn't get enough screen time in the first season. sad.
>>717260161
Nice singles
>>717260264
NO THAT WAS ME YOU FOOL!
>>717260125
Hey there.
>>717259984
Happy new year to you, too.
>>717260334
Nice one off trips
I want mashiro #clamiedddddd
>>717260318
What's the game called?
That's debatable. I have a thing for the "unpopular" characters in most anime's
>>717260366
I thought it was the energetic one! Or maybe I thought it was and that's why they were always confused... that explains a lot actually
>
>>717260427
Have another smashing night? Studies must be coming up soon for you
>>717260209
Its the past, it happened, I had a meltdown, I got over it. We're back to being trusting friends, though we never catch up. When she had to change numbers due to a restraining order she had, I was the third person she gave the number to.
>>717260427
Sup Chen
>>717260463
She's very fond of plan C. Nice pick anon
>>717260522
nothing better than chopping someone up cheers anon
>>717260487
Step up your waifu tracking game.
Start making databases of info on us all for later more sinister purposes.
>>717260492
ok, its good you're friends again.
>>717260460
Nice singles
>>717260209
It seems so
>>717260318
Drago something. Aww that's sad. How about second? Good amount of art it seems
>>717259869
Yeah, and that was the exact point of that picture. It was even in the filename.
>>717259376
There's still some loose ends though. Can't think of a few that'd I'd be able to name atm, I might need to rewatch a few episodes to figure something out.
カラミチーマス
>>717259729
Ah, it's fine. I'm not surprised since I've been away anyway.. Joined the waifu threads on August 25th, if I recall right.
As for my waifu, she is the self-proclaimed defender of justice and righteousness Hametena from Osawari Island.
[Or Chou Daibouken! Yuke Yuke Osawari Island(?) according to some sources. JP version got shut down recently, but there's an English version still up somewhere.]
>>717260318
Nah, I only had some liquor coffee and some eggnog earlier, though. I'm just watching my limit for tonight.
>>717260863
>*That I'd be able to name.
posting this image that I made to make some waifu kids mad
>>717260676
Poor imouto always in danger when Mashiro is around :(
>>717260681
Well, I had one. But then I never accounted for having more than one claimer for a particular waifu.
>sinister purposes
Should I be worried ;-;
>>717260904
Ah, I was definitely around at that point. Sorry for not remembering you :(
Oh? is it a game? She's very happy looking.
>>717260837
Shinoa ^_^
Hello all
>>717260487
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413410/
She doesn't even get screen time! She's only mentioned.
>>717260487
Not really, I just spend time with some friends, that's pretty much it
Indeed, they are, I don't worry about them that much
>>717260492
Hey, Rory
Just chilling and checking in
How about you?
>>717260837
She was only mentioned once in the very last episode of the first season for a minute and I loved her after that.
https://myanimelist.net/anime/16592/Danganronpa__Kibou_no_Gakuen_to_Zetsubou_no_Koukousei_The_Animation
I think I failed
>>717260904
You should let loose and party!
>>717261029
>imouto
I wouldn't worry she can't dress herself.
>>717261153
Chilling on the new years. Not much to do here, bike needs fixing but I dont have the tools.
>ctrl-f
>no Rohan Kishibe
>>717261029
You all should be very scared this year.
I've got nothing to lose.
But i like you, you're funny. I'll kill you last.
>>717261484
You can not kill he who has no life.
>>717261047
Okay, so it's a anime derived visual novel. That's a bit more common
>>717261153
A night with friends can be good. I'm spending my night with /waifu/. So kind of with friends?
>just kidding I hate all of you
>just kidding
>>717261228
Not Shiina, whatever his name's little sister who comes to visit on a few of the episodes
>>717261484
>kill me last
If you like me, why would you do something so mean? Kill me first tbh
>>717261539
BOI, CHECK YO SHIT
I know I'm in your file because I saw it earlier >>717261567 Kill this kike though
>>717261539
Shut the fuck up, Miho
Go smoke some tabacco you fat fuck.
>>717261539
You haven't tried to do it to me yet
>>717260863
How did the anti-spirals know so much?
Why did the anti-spirals use spiral energy when they could of used electronic or nuclear?
How did Lordgenome make life without spiral energy?
>>717261539
Let me join you.
>>717261029
Yes, it is a game! But more of a eroge/hentai game packed with events and lots of collectable eromon (for real, it never ends). There's over 1000 of them out there as we speak.
And it is a browser game, in case you're also wondering.
>>717261225
I'm already celebrating since 11:30pm GMT where I am! Even if I've already lit fireworks earlier on, it's still great.
Claimed
>>717261635
Oh, i'm sorry I hit you.
>>717261636
>Miho
huh?
>>717261637
I guess it's time to start!
>>717261567
As requested you die!
The right one.
>>717261567
You seem down
>>717261607
South park quote
Ayyyyyy
>>717261635
Nope, your new years resolution is to die last
>>717261635
I remember talking to you before about 7 months ago. It's good to see you're still alive. I bothered you about the source of your waifu too.
>>717261733
Where to you live??
>>717261539
Put your silly toys away.
Trips get
2017 edition
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>717261827
You can't do it if you don't know who i am though
>>717261635
>>717261827
I'm fine with this
>>717261862
Yeah, kinda
>>717261965
Welp
Happy new year to everyone anyway
>>717261635
It would really saddens me if I was here when the clock hit 00:00.
But, whatever floats your boat
>>717261380
Did you had fun?
>>717261975
Heyo foxxy
>>717261827
Hello my aryan friend
>>717261197
Hello faceless
>>717261733
>eromon
I'm not too sure what this is
Maybe I'll look at it sometime. I do have a lot of things I have going already though.
>>717261862
I'm not so sure you can make resolutions for other people
>>717261907
You did? I don't think I've been around that long. I started posting mid August if I'm not mistaken.
I do like to give Alice more attention though
>>717262085
I have nowhere to go and nobody to see. So being here around at least a couple people who enjoy my presence is more than enough
>>717262085
It would make me sad*
>>717261965
I will finally beat you this time
>>717261975
That's too bad
Be better soon
>>717262315
Oh you can if they have none. it's the rules
>>717261710
Pledge your allegiance to mien fuhrer and you shall be added to the list!
THIS GOES FOR ANYONE ELSE TO!
>>717262397
shame
>>717262241
Hi
>>717262241
Hello
>>717262315
Well, whatever.
I'm sleepy so I will probably hit the sack soon.
Night.
>>717262453
I did, mien name ist Ikusaba Mukuro, I'm in your folder now and you shot me.
>>717262315
Alice is a cute. I want to pull her ears and make her cry.
Happy almost 2017 everyone!
>>717262085
But it has hit 0
>>717262575
How goes the hunt today?
>>717262563
>Makes out with the yoyo
>>717262453
How do i do that?
>>717262669
That's fast
>>717262641
It's been 2017 for 3 hours 21 minutes
>>717262241
Hi Tali
>>717262397
I'll probably be fine tomorrow
>>717262453
>>717262669
Well, those alien weapons are working wonders!
>>717262636
Mistakes happen disregard them.
>>717262830
These are bold lies
>>717262837
Why do you look grumpy?
>>717262830
You like it
>>717262641
Still got 4.5 hours to go
>>717262979
It's not
>>717263044
Maybe i do
>Tomoyo
>>717263044
I'm not grumpy, just kinda sad
>>717261539
EH?
>>717261907
I live somewhere in London, England. Busy place and all, but I guarantee it's quite a cool place to spend time in as well.
>>717262315
It's an action-adventure thing mixed with automatically catching animu girls at the end of the stages (and different successful catch rates). SSR and SL-type eromon only got certain scenes, tho.
And no worries, I've been preddy busy myself as well. I'm currently trying to stay awake since celebrating for the last 4 hours.
>>717262641
Happy New years, Murderbro.
>>717262975
That friendly fire cost my life!
>>717261654
The only thing I can think of atm:
>Will we ever get to see what some of the other spiral lifeforms were?
>>717263246
You seem alive and well if your yelling.
>>717263163
Isn't that the newest Muslim state? I thought they didn't allow drinking there.
>>717262085
I had a headache so I watched a fire in 4k.
>>717263333
Your trips confirm true, you win.
>>717263133
>dont be sad
Hugs
>>717263120
If you didnt you wouldnt let me do it in the first place
>>717263246
Wait, who is this! I haven't been called that in forever!
>>717263331
probably humanoids or actual spirals.
>>717263458
Good point
>>717263519
You'll never know.
>>717260863
Didn't read filename lol
>>717261031
Heya! What's up?
>>717261188
Awww
>super incredible soilder
>tfw
My dog won't stop cowering under the furniture because of the fireworks.
I laughed at him initially, but after the third time mistaking a close burst for someone breaking in and going for my gun I'm trying to be more humble.
Misaki claimed
>>717263617
Tell meeeeeeeee
>>717262397
I don't like that rule. What if I'm keeping to a resolution from years ago?
>>717262625
Okay, good night Kitty
>>717262636
I'm sure she would prefer it if you didn't pull her ears and make her cry. I would prefer you not make her cry anyway :(
I don't like to see Alice cry, it pulls at my heart
>>717263163
So it's a bit like Kancolle then?
>i filled this captcha in 3 times before actually submitting this
>>717263343
You're confusing it with somewhere else. This is the UK I'd be talking about! And yes, it is legal to drink once you're 18 where I am.
Least I'm lucky enough not to have my head used as target practice by some dangerous sandpeople. :vvv
>For real though, no offence.