Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
To trigger people
Getting fucking drunk
Depends on the whiskey and rum. A few of the whiskeys arent ideal, but I always try everything straight first.
More than likely, I do cheap out on anything not whiskey.
Not at all, I thought Absolute Duo was great.
I'm not talking about the second half, I'm talking about another season entirely. http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2015/12/21/new-gurren-lagann-project-teased-with-special-website
>And no, I have not seen the movies.
I'm kidding, I can't find any good imgs of her, I may have to download the bluray when it comes out.
You're new to the thread?
I have questions about that pic
Probably already done, but whatever.
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION GO!
Is there another Azusa claimer already?
He would also probably stink your place out.
I know weed itself isn't addictive but it does seem like he is addicted to it.
Here's a funny:
If it does get a season two it will be a reset.
The story had a good ending.
I'm not making one, to keep true with the one I made 7 years ago to no longer make new year resolutions
I'm new to /b/ its nice to meet you.
She is Ikasaba Mukuro, she's the twin sister of Enoshima Junko from Danganronpa
>Hametena claimed! Despite joining in August and then being away for quite a while.
Sounds like fun! Me, well I'm watching my limit tonight. I've once got myself a headache and a migrane over 37% vol. Polish vodka before Christmas. Took me 2 days to get it out completely.
Eh, at least I've got some good games to play and all this evening.
I've heard of neither of those, nor the anime
I also joined in August. Hello
You little non-conformist
Be better than i am now
Guessing you're a /k/ fag? Welcome to the sanctuary in hell. How are you? What brings you hear to thread?
Havent seen you in ages. Everything alright?
None. Study my ass off
Weed is legalised here, and we have a good ventilation system. Only problem is living with parents, but Im sure I could organise a free day.
He made me a funny too.
No point. It limits what you can achieve through a year.
Did you have to be somewhere important while you were getting over it?
Here watch this
I just wanted to claim my waifu and I saw this thread first. And i'm from /trash/!
impossible to do so <3
become a therapist and help us already you bastard!
Yes it has
so you thought
Traditions were made to be broken
That's uhhhh, interesintg. You definitely made the better pick between the two though. Blondy is not a cute
Nothing wrong with that
Teacher accrediation program
Maybe I should... Naaah
Shows how much of a good friend you are.
Kek, that is funny.
Why did he do it?
No, it hasn't.
Its still another 48 hours until the time is here.
But i'm still alive.
Stop holding back
They were made to keep people together.
sounds like me
Heyo! It has been a while.
How's it going this evening, as well with the new year dawning on us?
Eh, I only got it before I watched Monday Night RAW on the 12th (1am GMT exactly, 7-8 hours before work starts). Good thing it was during the last week of work, and at least my boss didn't notice on those days - even if I tried drinking water and doing whatever to clear the effects quicker.
I'm feeling better since then. Never underestimate volume, I guess kek.
Well ain't that soemthing. Welcome to /waifu/! Enjoy your stay in hell. I'm shinoa. Some calls me by shinoa bro or by my common nickname here: smug
I can only dream can't I?
It's better to play the games before watch the anime. The blonde is super popular in /a/, but I fell hopelessly in love with the soldier for no reason.
Can't get any better than you already are~
Dude, it's just hair.
Don't you mean a prequel? I'm pretty sure that there were some theories floating about that if Gurren Lagann was to get a prequel, it'd involve Kamina's father and Boota, along with their previous attempt at overthrowing the Anti-Spirals.
Oh gosh are you lightweight? I never drank in my life and I don't think I'm going to drink tonight even though I really want to.
Thank you for welcoming me! May I call you Smug too? I don't think I've watched that anime.
>Breaks into home
But my time is NOW!
I guess a prequel could work.
Though we would know the ending.
You will have to wait.
No i choose to resist arrest. What you gunna do about it?
i've said my location here too many times...
I'm not one who can't handle it, but I usually prefer Baileys', Smirnoffs and/or any kind of merlot. Even went to Revolutions once for my 19th birthday once and I only felt giggly after 11 shots worth of birthday cake-flavored vodka.
>I'm currently 23, with birthday being on the 24th September.
Cheers to you as well. May 2017 bring all the glorious things in life!
We were given alien technology by this wifu.
Some of them were, some of them are also pointless
I could never tell which was which, which Yuuko is this?
I'm afraid I dont' remember you. What time in August did you start posting?
It's going well enough. And the new year approaches much like any other night for me.
Who's your waifu and what is she from?
Games? It's a video game with an anime adaptation?
>for no reason
Such is the way of waifuism. It's unexplained
For what it's worth, I think you made the better choice
But still. It's like squid girl hair
Doing well my dude? Sure go ahead. Who do you claim? The art looks familiar. Idk the the name of the visual novel though. Starts with a "D" right?
Smoke anything good lately?
Because the sound clip is great. Though I would have preferred the full rant.
And friends are golden here. Id rather make more enemies than lose a friend. Felt that, and it fucking sucked. Its probably the worst feeling Ive had, someone outright say they can no longer trust you as a friend.
Resting does not mean succeeding! You were sent here.
I don't smoke, i have nothing against it, i just never got into it.
I'm starting to think you have me confused with someone.
Shit man, that must of hurt.
If you don't want to talk about it you don't have to.
Upon inspection by the SS you were sent here. *dies*
Oh my are yew tipsy now?
Yes and yes, I never played the games because I'm so lazy. I mean they're on sale for Steam now, but I'm too lazy to buy.
You wouldn't say that if you watched the anime :x
Her name is Ikusaba, she didn't get enough screen time in the first season. sad.
Happy new year to you, too.
What's the game called?
That's debatable. I have a thing for the "unpopular" characters in most anime's
I thought it was the energetic one! Or maybe I thought it was and that's why they were always confused... that explains a lot actually
Have another smashing night? Studies must be coming up soon for you
Its the past, it happened, I had a meltdown, I got over it. We're back to being trusting friends, though we never catch up. When she had to change numbers due to a restraining order she had, I was the third person she gave the number to.
Step up your waifu tracking game.
Start making databases of info on us all for later more sinister purposes.
It seems so
Drago something. Aww that's sad. How about second? Good amount of art it seems
Yeah, and that was the exact point of that picture. It was even in the filename.
There's still some loose ends though. Can't think of a few that'd I'd be able to name atm, I might need to rewatch a few episodes to figure something out.
Ah, it's fine. I'm not surprised since I've been away anyway.. Joined the waifu threads on August 25th, if I recall right.
As for my waifu, she is the self-proclaimed defender of justice and righteousness Hametena from Osawari Island.
[Or Chou Daibouken! Yuke Yuke Osawari Island(?) according to some sources. JP version got shut down recently, but there's an English version still up somewhere.]
Nah, I only had some liquor coffee and some eggnog earlier, though. I'm just watching my limit for tonight.
posting this image that I made to make some waifu kids mad
Poor imouto always in danger when Mashiro is around :(
Well, I had one. But then I never accounted for having more than one claimer for a particular waifu.
Should I be worried ;-;
Ah, I was definitely around at that point. Sorry for not remembering you :(
Oh? is it a game? She's very happy looking.
She doesn't even get screen time! She's only mentioned.
Not really, I just spend time with some friends, that's pretty much it
Indeed, they are, I don't worry about them that much
Just chilling and checking in
How about you?
She was only mentioned once in the very last episode of the first season for a minute and I loved her after that.
You should let loose and party!
Chilling on the new years. Not much to do here, bike needs fixing but I dont have the tools.
You all should be very scared this year.
I've got nothing to lose.
But i like you, you're funny. I'll kill you last.
Okay, so it's a anime derived visual novel. That's a bit more common
A night with friends can be good. I'm spending my night with /waifu/. So kind of with friends?
>just kidding I hate all of you
Not Shiina, whatever his name's little sister who comes to visit on a few of the episodes
>kill me last
If you like me, why would you do something so mean? Kill me first tbh
BOI, CHECK YO SHIT
I know I'm in your file because I saw it earlier >>717261567 Kill this kike though
How did the anti-spirals know so much?
Why did the anti-spirals use spiral energy when they could of used electronic or nuclear?
How did Lordgenome make life without spiral energy?
Yes, it is a game! But more of a eroge/hentai game packed with events and lots of collectable eromon (for real, it never ends). There's over 1000 of them out there as we speak.
And it is a browser game, in case you're also wondering.
I'm already celebrating since 11:30pm GMT where I am! Even if I've already lit fireworks earlier on, it's still great.
Oh, i'm sorry I hit you.
I guess it's time to start!
As requested you die!
You seem down
South park quote
Nope, your new years resolution is to die last
I remember talking to you before about 7 months ago. It's good to see you're still alive. I bothered you about the source of your waifu too.
Where to you live??
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
I'm fine with this
Happy new year to everyone anyway
It would really saddens me if I was here when the clock hit 00:00.
But, whatever floats your boat
Did you had fun?
Hello my aryan friend
I'm not too sure what this is
Maybe I'll look at it sometime. I do have a lot of things I have going already though.
I'm not so sure you can make resolutions for other people
You did? I don't think I've been around that long. I started posting mid August if I'm not mistaken.
I do like to give Alice more attention though
I have nowhere to go and nobody to see. So being here around at least a couple people who enjoy my presence is more than enough
I will finally beat you this time
That's too bad
Be better soon
Oh you can if they have none. it's the rules
Pledge your allegiance to mien fuhrer and you shall be added to the list!
THIS GOES FOR ANYONE ELSE TO!
I'm sleepy so I will probably hit the sack soon.
I did, mien name ist Ikusaba Mukuro, I'm in your folder now and you shot me.
Alice is a cute. I want to pull her ears and make her cry.
How goes the hunt today?
>Makes out with the yoyo
How do i do that?
It's been 2017 for 3 hours 21 minutes
I'll probably be fine tomorrow
Well, those alien weapons are working wonders!
Mistakes happen disregard them.
Why do you look grumpy?
You like it
Still got 4.5 hours to go
I live somewhere in London, England. Busy place and all, but I guarantee it's quite a cool place to spend time in as well.
It's an action-adventure thing mixed with automatically catching animu girls at the end of the stages (and different successful catch rates). SSR and SL-type eromon only got certain scenes, tho.
And no worries, I've been preddy busy myself as well. I'm currently trying to stay awake since celebrating for the last 4 hours.
Happy New years, Murderbro.
That friendly fire cost my life!
The only thing I can think of atm:
>Will we ever get to see what some of the other spiral lifeforms were?
Isn't that the newest Muslim state? I thought they didn't allow drinking there.
I had a headache so I watched a fire in 4k.
Your trips confirm true, you win.
>dont be sad
If you didnt you wouldnt let me do it in the first place
Wait, who is this! I haven't been called that in forever!
Didn't read filename lol
Heya! What's up?
>super incredible soilder
My dog won't stop cowering under the furniture because of the fireworks.
I laughed at him initially, but after the third time mistaking a close burst for someone breaking in and going for my gun I'm trying to be more humble.
I don't like that rule. What if I'm keeping to a resolution from years ago?
Okay, good night Kitty
I'm sure she would prefer it if you didn't pull her ears and make her cry. I would prefer you not make her cry anyway :(
I don't like to see Alice cry, it pulls at my heart
So it's a bit like Kancolle then?
>i filled this captcha in 3 times before actually submitting this
You're confusing it with somewhere else. This is the UK I'd be talking about! And yes, it is legal to drink once you're 18 where I am.
Least I'm lucky enough not to have my head used as target practice by some dangerous sandpeople. :vvv
>For real though, no offence.