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Hey /b/. Found these ants in my bathroom and decided to trap

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Hey /b/. Found these ants in my bathroom and decided to trap them. Trips decide how I kill them.
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>>717245855
Release them and kill yourself instead.
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>>717245855

micro-wave
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Fuck I hate ants. My last apt was infested with carpenter ants. Burn them and then put the fire out with your spit.
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>>717245855
How about you kill yourself instead
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>fill jar with paper and kitchen oil
>put ants in the jar
>light match
>toss it in
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Let them go.
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Free them outside your house.
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drown them in cum
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>>717246234
this
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>>717245855
smash dem to death with your cock
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>>717246789
re roll
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>>717246789
rolling for this
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>>717246234
die
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>>717246789
Rollaroony
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>>717246862
*dis
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>>717246789
this
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Trap them in your butt until they suffocate
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Drown them in your semen.
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Detach their heads one by one,post a vid
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Pour fuel and burn them
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Blend them in a blender
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>>717246789
Rolling for this
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>>717247337
One more reroll
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>>717247390
;(
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>>717247423
rip
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Light em up
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Free them
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Drown them
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FIRE
I
R
E
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Eat them
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Keep them trapped until they die from starvation
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>>717245855
you will put them in your mouth and leave them theer until they crawl down your throat or just die in your mouth.
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>>717246234
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>>717245855
stick them up your ass
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Put them in your uretra, INSIDE.
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>>717245855
Eat. The. Ants.
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>>717250567
Roll
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>>717246789
HULK SMASH
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>>717250709
Re rolling for cock smash
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put them in your pee hole then cum ants

if any of them is still alive, repeat
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>>717250709
777
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Roll. Eat em.
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>>717250826
Reroll
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>>717250878
999.
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Encase them in your poop and shove your poop back up your ass.
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>>717246789
THIS PLEASE
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>>717249580
Reroll
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Piss in the jar and then shake it
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>>717251866
reroll
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>>717246789
roll
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Eat the ants my friend
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>>717251298
Reroll, but you have to kiss the ant poop log goodbye before shoving it back up your ass. Provide pics or video with timestamp as proof.
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>>717246007
Microwave doesn't work. Maybe if you set them on top of something that got real hot but they themselves, nothing happens.
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>>717245855
Be a real sadist and CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!! Then you won't have ants... Also, they'll all starve to death slowly...
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take a shit on them
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piss on them
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blow cold air on them. They'll think it's winter time and go sleep.
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>>717252332
re roll
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Smash your dick with the ants
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blow yourself and the ants up
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Jizz on the ants
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>>717245855
jizz on them
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Put pan on stove. High flames. Add oil. Throw them in
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Cum on the ants
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>>717252051
Reroll
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Jizz on the ants
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>>717253207
this. then eat them
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>>717245940
Roll
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>>717253772
fuck
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Shove them up your ass
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>>717252152
>Why do you know that?

Is it cuz they are too small?
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eat
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>>717253916
Eat them live.
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insert into peehole
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>>717253967
eat em
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>>717245855
burn your house down with them inside, while playing billy joel
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>>717246789
Rolling for this
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>>717245855
eat them
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>>717254025
Put them in pooper. follow with sharpie, then pics
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star kiss them with your dung hole
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Melt them into some butter and drink it
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>>717254197
this
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>>717254197
this
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Kill them like the jews
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>>717254197
This but one full cup of butter
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free them and watch how they kill one each other.
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>>717254297
this
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>>717254018
rerollin
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jizz on them
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>>717246789
reroll
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Snort them
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>>717250567
reroll
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>trips
fuck off
just in case, I guess:
pour a tiny amount of gas in, light it so they begin to die, then fill the cup up with gas.
In your house ya fool
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let them out inside your bed
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Gas them
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>>717245855
I;ve had red ants trail around the microwave getting to the outside through the exhaust vent, a few got inside. Turing it on had no effect on them. Too small?
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>>717246584
reroll
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snort them
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>>717254549
this
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lick them to death
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>>717254549
reroll
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put them in your eyes
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put shaving creme on em and set them on fire`
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>>717245855
>trips
piss in the jar and throw it in front of your neighbors house
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>>717254549
holy shit reroll
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Eat them
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>>717254773
reroll
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>put in a glass jar
>throw at neighbors living room window
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>>717254776
off by one
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>>717254664
reroll
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Shove up your ass
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slap em with your dick to death
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>>717254865
Rerall
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>>717254784
REROLL
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Let them crawl in your dickhole.
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>>717246789
Roll
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>>717254549
please do this
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>>717250709
rolk
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>>717254972
REROLL
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Mustard gas
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>>717254935
reroll
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>>717246789
reroll
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>>717246789
rolling for this
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>>717246789
trollroll
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>>717245855
drown them in your semen
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>>717255156
reroll
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Douse them in hairspray and light them on fire, in your garbage bin
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>>717255009
so close
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>>717255007
rolll
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>>717255156
reroll
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>>717245855
dont
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[t]roll
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>>717254784
reroll this one
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>>717245855
Kill it by boiling water.
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>>717255156
reroll
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>>717255156
yep rolling
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Get bowl. Put ants in bowl. Pee in bowl. Jizz in bowl. Drink concoction from said bowl. Feel regret later.
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god fuck this thread will never get trips
(just in case this is trips, cum on em)
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>>717255156
Ayy
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>>717245855
get AIDS
let them crawl in/on your dick
keep them alive till they die of AIDS
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>>717255623
rolll
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>>717255667
are you fucking serious come on
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Blast fucking death metal
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>>717255007
rollin
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>>717246789
R o l l
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>>717255235
Rolling for this
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rolling for this
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>>717255156
lletsgo
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>>717255156
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pull out a pubic hair and tie it around each of their necks to decapitate them one by one
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>>717255007
riolu
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>>717246789
This
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No wins yet?
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>>717256114
rerolling
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>>717255156
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shove the ants up your ass
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>>717256234
roll
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>>717246789
This and post vid
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>>717256267
rolls
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>>717256192
surprisingly no. just in case if this does, fart in the jar and shake them to death.
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>>717256267
pizza rulls
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Make an ant farm with them
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>>717255007
This needs to happen
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>>717246789
now watch this get
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>>717246789
I really want this
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>>717256334
>>717256332
fuuuuugggg
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Release outside to die of natural causes
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>>717256267
Rerawlin
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>>717255007
roll
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>>717255007
Look at these trips!
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>>717255007
reroll this please
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Drown the in chocolate
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>>717256300
yes do this
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cover them in drain cleaner
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put them up your ass
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>>717255007
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>717246789
watcha
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>>717246789
moment to shine
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>>717256761
fug
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>>717246789
reroll
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>>717246789
reroll
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anotha one
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>>717255007
This thread is more rigged than the election
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>>717255007
reroll
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>>717255007
this
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Jerk off and as you're about to cum put them in the hole in your dick.
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>>717256999
Winrar post vid OP
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>>717256999
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WINRAR
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pour bile vomit on them
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>>717256999
OP wont deliver
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>>717254776
>>717255667
>>717256332
>>717256889
kill me
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>>717256999
holy fuck
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>>717256999
W I N N A R
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why are the brown ducks walking in a row along with fourteen forks and spoons shining in the silver sea, the red moon glows bright where 10 pedophiles are beheaded in public in front of a fire station
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>>717257250
Da fuck?
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>>717257353
why are the brown ducks walking in a row along with fourteen forks and spoons shining in the silver sea, the red moon glows bright where 10 pedophiles are beheaded in public in front of a fire station
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So show some goddamn results now OP
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>>717256999
Go on OP
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why are the brown ducks walking in a row along with fourteen forks and spoons shining in the silver sea, the red moon glows bright where 10 pedophiles are beheaded in public in front of a fire station
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>>717257466
let him jerk off first
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>>717257353
why are the brown ducks walking in a row along with fourteen forks and spoons shining in the silver sea, the red moon glows bright where 10 pedophiles are beheaded in public in front of a fire station.
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>>717257409
station fire a of front in public in beheaded are pedophiles 10 where bright glows moon red the ,sea silver in the shining spoons and forks fourteen with along row a in walking ducks brown the are why
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>>717256999
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OP u alive?
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, ?
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шнч αяε тнε вяσшп ɔυcκƨ шαʟκıпɢ ıп α яσш αʟσпɢ шıтн ғσυятεп ғσяκƨ αпɔ ƨρσσпƨ ƨнıпıпɢ ıп тнε ƨıʟνεя ƨεα, тнε яεɔ мσσп ɢʟσшƨ вяıɢнт шнεяε 10 ρεɔσρнıʟεƨ αяε вεнεαɔεɔ ıп ρυвʟıc ıп ғяσпт σғ α ғıяε ƨтαтıσп
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>>717257904
なぜ、茶色のアヒルが並んで歩いているのか、14のフォークとスプーンが銀色の海に輝いています。赤い月は明るく輝きます。消防署の前で10人の小児愛者が斬首されています...
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ROLL BOI
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>>717258052

ඇයි දහ හැඳි සහ ගෑරුප්පු රිදී මුහුදු බැබළෙන සමග පේලියට ගමන් දුඹුරු තාරාවන්ගේ වේ, රතු සඳ තවත් ලමා අපචාර 10 ගිනි ස්ථානය ඉදිරිපිට ප්රසිද්ධියේ හිස ගසා දැමීමට කොහෙද දීප්තිමත් දිලිසේ
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>>717246789
Roooolllll
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op has abandoned us guys

pic 100% related @op
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