No shame /b/ I like have a seizure standing up while listening

>>717226969
It's like shaping fake dicks with a pen

I like to pick heavy things up and put them down. Then pick them up again, and put them down again. For hours at a time.

>>717226969
I shout at displays
i also inhale plants
and poison

I like to turn cardbord sideways.

I like to press plastic buttons.

>>717226969
I sit around looking at a block of paper and slowly turning the pages

>>717227470
how chad is your thad?

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Play video games with a video controller and have a jolly good time

I stare at a box that has colors coming out of it. Sometimes I laugh at the sounds it makes.

I pull metal strings of a wooden board while moving my head like a retard

I hold a stick that pushes a small piece of hard rubber at incredibly high speed

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I wiggle my stick with one hand and make clicking sounds with the other.

>>717226969
I dress up weird and hit my friends with padded sticks.

i play make-believe on paper

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I like to take a soild, melt it and shape it, and make phallus shaped herbal inhalers

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I like to swing/thrust my arms and legs in repeating patterns until I hear a ding a ling.

>>717228069
pugil sticks?

i make stick go whooooooooooosh and it hits the thing and goes "thunk" huh huh huh

I make it hot and then stick it in my mouth.

>>717226969
Collect cardboard with cartoons on them

>>717226969
I happen to pluck the G string very often

I make sounds with my mouth and a block of wood that has metal strings attached to it.
I put a thing on my head that makes sound.
I put powder and creams on my face to look pretty.
I take a metal thing and fuck up fabrics to make new things from them.
I write words to my boyfriend and pretend to do things with him.
I swallow fermented liquids.
I put a powder in my arm or nose.
I inhale many different plants.
I eat a spice and see things.

I carry 5 gallon buckets around, spilling that shit everywhere on my way to a glass enclosure full of my only friends.

>foreveralone.jpg

>>717228875
How many years did it take for you to gather this much cum?

>>717228875

you keep fish?

>>717228307
I also do this, but I am also laying them down in various horizontal and vertical ways while socializing with other connoisseurs.

I stare and tap on a fancy rectangle that often displays naked bananas.

>>717229001
and plants. Its a time consuming and expensive way to keep my hands off my dick.

I also breed though, so at least there is some return.

I fucking love being alone

I drown worms with a stick and a piece of string, sometimes I pull more out than what went in

I try to learn how to press on a keyboard to make the computer do things

>>717229162
4chin shitposter

>>717229316
Me too. This is yet another o my expensive hobbies.... Except I wave my stick in the air repeatedly and watch my string float downstream with a bunch of hair and feathers tied to the end... Guess I just have a weird thing for aquatic species.

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>>717226969
>Sit on a plastic pan in the water
>Pull on strings
>Strings pull on bedsheets
>Do this for 100+ miles at a time
>Eat shitty dried food
>Freeze ass off and get rashes everywhere
>Smile like a retard everytiem

>>717226969
i like jumping on snow with a piece of wood

>>717228069
Larping

I enjoy throwing pieces of plastic on a table and moving other pieces of plastic around the table and/or removing pieces of plastic from the table depending on a mathematical correlation of the pieces of plastic I've thrown around

>>717229770
Boffing

I sit in a chair and view channel 4 on a screen

>>717229706
Hey there sailor

>>717226969
I play with my bits

>>717227470
Me too!

i like putting sharp things inside my finger nails

>>717230072
You too?

>>717226969
I play with strings

I smash stuff with small wooden sticks while banging my head up and down like I'm having a seizure and making retarded faces.

I hold a stick in my hand, press and drag it across a white rectangle to create marks

>>717226969
I wrap my hand around something between my legs and let my arm have convulsions.

I make my heart beat fast and lift heavy things.
And then put chocolate in my mouth

Inb4 kill me

>>717228163
Golf

>>717227587

MtG and vidya, faggot

I pick up and drag things that stupid people break for many miles.

>>717226969
hunter nothing beats going to hunt game like mother nature intended

I use wood metal and plastic to make machines that make things out of plastic

I stir hot water into barley and then boil the water and then ferment it

Breath air, at increased pressure, view wet flora and fauna.

I rub steel wires that are attached to a chunk of wood with my bare finger tips. I also make a farting noise with my lips into various sized metal cups attached large pieces of lubricated metal tubing.

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>>717226969

Gluing plastic parts together I cut from a casting frame.

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jumping off buildings into trees

>>717226969
I tie fabric to a string then throw it into the air, If it stays up, hobby is successful.

>>717227947
Guitarist

I press buttons to make a lots of little lights turn on and off.

>>717226969
I click my mouse all over my screen sometimes and stuff happens but it's never what I want and I have all those fancy programs that do things in games but do not know how to work them

>>717227966
Hockey?

>>717228012
Fishing?

>>717226969
I put blocks on top of each other, sometimes on the other's side, sometimes in a preset pattern, others when I'm just trying out things to see what'll happen, and it generally results in some big rock place thing from the old horse times being made

>>717229168
Breeding is indeed a fine way to keep your hand off your dick.

in a group setting we play make-believe within a rigidly defined set of strictures.

i type on a keyboard and stare at a screen

>>717230793
If the stage is level, do you drool out of both sides of your mouth equally?

>>717236066

I also like kites

I open up bodies and look at the insides

>>717230958
Butter-churning enthusiast?

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>>717226969
I swing my arms and legs around while the guy teaching us, yells some shit in chinese. we beat each other with sticks sometimes too and wear colorful belts all the time

>>717226969
Niche chemical engineering that is inefficient in fuel production. Materials are easily accessible. Anyone can repeat the process, but only skilled individuals can replicate results.

There is a 4chan board for it and it's not /sci/

>>717236583

What do you fly? I'm into PLK showpieces, and Revs and fighters for fun.

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I like dubs

>>717227874
Porn with bad actors

I twist things until everybody thinks they look good

>>717226969
I sit on my ass all day and look at a screen with no pants on

i jump off stairs with a wodden toy under my feet

>>717236883
It would be quicker and mean exactly the same thing if you just typed "porn."

>>717236896
I'm a cuber.

I sit in a cold dimly lit room using a program and typing words until they begin telling a story for hours at a time.
I use my fingers to press on keys and they make sounds.

>>717236937
What sort of screen would have pants on?

>>717237033
Same what sub are you?
>im sub 21

>>717236964
Skater?

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Betty White will die on January 19th, 2017.

>>717237065
A screen with pants on.

>>717226969
i like to eat shit

>>717237160
Ah, now I understand more fully.

>>717226969
I put toys in funny situations and then use my phone to record it one frame at a time

>>717237173
Do you also bother people? If so, then you are either a redneck or a housefly.

>>717237263
Autism?

>>717226969
i mix hot water with grist
put it in a bottle with single celled organisms
a few weeks later i get happy happy happy

>>717237343
Toy Photography...but you can call it that

I run around in short shorts on a big grass field with a bunch of other men, chasing an oval shaped ball around and occasionally fighting some of the other guys.

Then we all get drunk together after.

inhaling crystalized small trees

>>717237326
sometimes, but flies can't use spoons LOL

>>717237716
Redneck it is

>>717226969
i use my ears to pick up collections of sound waves and i throw away most collections because of a system with a maximum number of 10 points.

>>717236937
NEET?

>>717236457
Larper?

I put on nip pajamas and lay on the floor in sexual positions with similarly attired men.

>>717226969
child's card games

>>717237512

Rugby?

cool hobby.

>>717238018
Sure

I like to go ontop of things.

It puts the lotion in the basket, or else it gets the hose again.

>>717238258
Yep, been playing since I was 13

The league I play in is pretty big, so you end up meeting a lot of different people,we have special events for holidays and all that, even landed my current job through someone on the team.

I like slowly becoming a planet

>>717228124
Glass blowing?

>>717226969
Do you like to dance?

>>717227334
ok

Poke holes in the skin of dead animals with a metal instrument and connect it to other pieces of skin with another metal instrument and linen.

>>717226969
I press buttons so that the sequence of lights in a plastic box is what i want.

>>717236373
Touche anon

>>717228690
Ur a complete fucking degenerate

>>717239121
you like sowing

>>717226969
I love randomly pushing buttons while staring in millons of LEDs

I watch two guys playing catch, while some asshole is between them trying to hit the ball with a stick, while a few other guys stand in a field not doing much.

>>717226969
I like to flail around... In water

I stack bricks

pull on my pp

>>717236788

Nothing impressive, got a 4-string, 4-metre aerofoil kite for around $300

Fulfills my time, only get out about 6 times a year though, so not thrown loads of money at it, I have enough other expensive hobbies lol

>>717226969
I pretend a thing happens.
I divine the success of said thing by throwing lumps of plastic, and doing calculus.
I then scribble on a bit of paper.
Other people then sequentially pretend a thing, and throw lumps of plastic.
I then may scribble on the paper some more.

This continues till the chief pretender says no

I like to break g strings while hitting wood

I hit a peice of wood with bits of metal really hard

>>717226969

Cup my farts and enjoy the smell

>>717242264
thought i was the only one

I stare at a screen while holding a cheap piece of plastic with electronics inside of it,.

>>717226969
I click circles to the beat.

>>717242264

I do it to my Girlfriend too when she is not expecting it.

I suck dicks and pretend I'm not gay