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Of all the movies you have seen, which one made the least amount of sense?
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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>>717212015
Inception

Not because of the story line but because I never understood why the fuck they would make Leonardo DiCaprio the lead in this fucking movie.
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>>717212015
Kill List
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Sausage Party
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http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0094964/
Dead Ringers 1988
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>>717212563
newfag
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>>717212015
Game of Thrones was pretty confuseing tbqh
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Bridge of Theribithia

AND the worst movie of all fucking time!!!!!!!

Funny Games

WAS NOT FUNNY!!!! AND THERE WERE NO GAMES!!!! L:IKE WTFF AW"DKLAW:DLKAW:LDKAW:LDKAW:LDK:LAWDK:LAWDKAW:LDK:LAWDK:LAWKD:LAWDK:LAWDK:LAWKD:L
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>>717212015
" Behind enemy lines "
> absolute rubbish story
> guy run thru mine field
> guy run toward line of soldiers with ak47
> every single one can't hit a elephant
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Not a movie but The OA.

Seriously... what the fucking hell?
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>>717212015
The Music of Chance, bizarre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Music_of_Chance_(film)
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>>717212299
Leonardo DiCaprio is a good actor. You need to wind your fucking neck in.
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Inland Empire.
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>>717212015
The lord of the rings
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>>717213280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFdEntyO6TY
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>>717212015

Any Holocaust "Documentary".
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>>717213412
o yeah hes great
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Naked Lunch
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>>717212015
eraser head
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batman v superman
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Damn near every movie I've seen in the past few days has made little to no sense. The movies themselves are alright, but usually they fall apart at the end and leave us with bullshit endings.
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>>717213638
this
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>>717213280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dL4tZZ-Jq8
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I liked the movie in general but i thought the last 20 minutes of no country for old men was fucking dumb.
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Source Code. Literally the worst movie I have ever seen.
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>>717213280
> absolute rubbish story
True, but the movie made sense. It just sucked.
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Synecdoche new york

Any science one where American's try to bring Christianity into it last minute.
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>>717213638
second this
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Arrival
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The Matrix trilogy
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rogue one was pretty shit
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>>717212470
Gotta agree
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>>717212858
That's a show, not a movie.
Also, it's pretty clear. They all want to rule and will kill each other to do it.
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>>717213734
definitely. I was surprised this didn't show up earlier on the list
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Hitler: The Rise of Evil
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Reality by Quentin Dupieux
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>>717213894
>>717213780
>>717213638
fucking neo nazis go back to /pol/
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so confusing
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Rocky
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>>717214134
It was a shit movie but it wasnt confusing. Its just shot through the perspective of a retard.
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>>717213930
Are you fucking dumb? That movie was pretty good. It made sense too.
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>>717214099
Nono let them stay. They have the day off most likely. Their Jewish bosses and business owners have given them a day to rest and feel like they control their own lives. Being inferior is tough, sometimes they need a few hours to just vent and live in a fantasy world where their entire world is not controlled by a people whos numbers are a fraction of the percentage of their own.
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The harry potter movies make the least amount of sense anything ever made. So much sloppy and contradicting shit throughout the story, after a certain point nothing makes sense anymore.
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>>717214068
Explain
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Pulp Fiction
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>>717214408
Well it's a movie, that didn't make sense. Which is kinda what this thread is about.
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>>717213638
this too, but I think it only applies to the neutral analysts and haters of semites
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>>717214511
kek
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>>717213890
see
>>717213820
see
>>717213530

not realistic at all
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for sure this from what i watch in 2016
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>>717214099
>who is behind this post
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>>717214749
>interstellar
>not making sense
They gad theoretical phisics experts checking what they do to make it fit all the laws of physics.
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From what I've seen this year, Kill List and Suicide Squad...but at least Kill List left shit open to interpretation like a Kubrick wannabe. Squad was just bad.
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>>717213873
Literally the worst movie you have ever seen? Literally?

You are the kind of person I like to hate. And fuck you, Source Code was fine.
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>>717213956
Same until I watched Animatrix.
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>>717214961
I already said Kill List m8 >>717212470
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>>717215095
Oh shit so you did. Sorry m80.
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The cell
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>>717212015
OP's Birth on tape.
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>>717213530
literally one of the dankest slomoexplosions i've ever seen
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>>717215142
No problem, but if you could link to my original post that would be appreciated.

This guy did it right >>717213974
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>>717214093
Nice meme
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>>717215239
not possible ... he need to run faster than Flash
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>>717213872
the last twenty troubles me too, then I try real hard to remember the name of the movie and it makes more sense when I do.
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this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
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>>717213458
>Inland Empire

QFT
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>>717215373
the first one with the russian dropping his gun!!! i've never seen an aptness for the illusion of air pressure like that, the rest of the scene is broken nose wilson tripping over his own un-athletic feet
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The Indian in the cupboard

I know it's a kids movie, but still.
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>>717214929
yea Kip Thorne he regret doing it
movie was trash
>they save the earth with a formula
>mold eating the oxygen for one generation that took 2 billion years to produce
if you like this movie you are a true movie pleb
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Paprika. Granted it was supposed to be disorienting and chaotic.
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Star wars rogue one

Who's the China man and why is he important?

Why is this chick giving an inspirational speech to soldiers she doesn't know, has no connection to, and is only going with the guy?....

Actually, who are those guys and where did they come from?

What event made that random chick care about the rebellion?... Like..... I can't understand a single characters in this damn movie..

Except that robot because you can just blame it on "programming"
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>>717213734
>Eraserhead

Makes a certain sense after several viewings.
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>>717215765
Damn characters motivation in this movie
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>>717215796
I only watch movies once m80
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12 monkeys. Bruce Willis confused the fuck outa this anon
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Saving Private Ryan
>Guys brothers all coincidentally die around the same time.
>Lets risk an entire squad and throw in a pencil pushing desk clerk who has only fired a gun once during boot camp, just to find this one guy and send him home.
>Literally the entire squad and a whole other company gets wasted except for one or two other guys, and Private Ryan.
Oh yeah and the desk clerk did fuck all for nothing in the movie. He even got another guy killed because he was too pussy at the moment to kill the guy who was killing his comrade. Then after the guy already surrenders he shoots him like a bitch when he knows he won't get shot back at and the director expects us to think this is a badass revenge moment.
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>>717212015

>Of all the movies you have seen, which one made the least amount of sense?

Well there are certainly others but this was the lost one I saw and it didn't make a lot of sense. I still enjoyed but almost zero story.
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>>717212015
Bad teacher...biggest piece of shit I have ever seen
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>>717214093
>You have been wired $10.00 from the Clinton Foundation.
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apollo 18
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>>717212015
Schindler's List.
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>>717215949
Same
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>>717215845
If it helps, the entire thing is a closed time loop. Bruce does what he always will- he causes the virus inadvertently, thinking he stopped it, and he is the man who he saw getting shot at the airport. His future self dies there. His past self grows up in the world he helped create, and gets himself into a prison after the fact somehow, only to be chosen to survey the surface and eventually time travel. Unbeknownst to the scientists who send him, he is the reason they are all where they were. He is the reason he was sent back. One of the scientists is responsible for the outbreak of the virus that put them there, too, so it's even more ironic overall.

He is his own bootstrap paradox. Nothing gets fixed, only "set in motion", again and again and again.
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>>717215897
The Niland brothers were four American brothers of Irish descent from Tonawanda, New York, serving in the military during World War II. Of the four, two survived the war, but for a time it was believed that only one, Frederick "Fritz" Niland, had survived. After the reported deaths of his three brothers, Fritz was sent back to the United States to complete his service and only later learned that his brother Edward, missing and presumed dead, was actually captive in a Japanese POW camp in Burma. Steven Spielberg's 1998 film Saving Private Ryan is loosely based on the brothers' story.[1]
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>>717213280
I've seen behind enemy lines like 7 times and I have never seen any elephants.
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>>717215765
This. Characters and plot were all over the place.
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>>717212015
Eraserhead or any David Lynch
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>>717212155
That's a great film
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Kill List

Although not many people heard of it.
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>>717216293
> lol
> 7 times
> taking shit literally
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>>717214099

They're not saying the holocaust didn't happen, they're saying the numbers are exaggerated.

ISIS has killed more than they did.
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>>717216377
i already said this m80 >>717212470


and so did this guy >>717213974


and then this guy >>717214961


did you even read the thread?
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>>717215752
>>they save the earth with a formula
The formula was the missing puzzle in understanding black holes that allowed complete understanding of gravity and the 4th dimension (time).
Yes that formula can save the earth.
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>>717216393
>there were figurative elephants all throughout the movie.

This is where you tell me you were pretending to be retarded.
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>>717212155
>>717215845
All Terry Gilliam movies are fucked

>>717216460
>reading threads on /b/
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>>717212155

do more drugs
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>>717213667

he's doing his best jack nicholson, that's talent
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>>717216460
My bad, must've blinked and went right past mate
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>>717216234
pretty sure brad pitts character is responsible for the virus, not bruce. is that a summary from some faggot on tumbler?
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>>717216524
shut up, reptile.
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Donnie darko
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I remember once I went on /t/ to find scary movies and all these dudes were freaking out about Kill List. Maybe it was because they were all Brits but I swear, that was such a disappointment.
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>>717216478
deal with it dude movie was bad with plot holes
Nolan is bad at making movies the only thing he do is to rip anime and say he have a "original idea"
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frankenhooker. i just don't know why they made it
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>>717216707

i already said this m80 >>717212470 (You)


and so did this guy >>717213974


and then this guy >>717214961

and then this guy who blinked 3 times >>717216377
did you even read the thread?
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>>717216801
for people who fuck dead hookers, obviously.
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>>717216735

....wait....

What anime is this from? I've never heard of this before.
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>>717216503
All Serbs in the movie are lousy shoots ....
just a joke .... whole movie was a joke
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A Winter's Tale
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>>717214253

usually those are called "art films"
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Seriously... this.

I've watched numerous explanations of the damn movie and STILL don't understand.

Apocalyptic future with pornstars, drugs, clones, time travel and wiggers shooting rocket launchers off of floating ice cream trucks at blimps.
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>>717216691
read this: http://www.donniedarko.org.uk/explanation/
then watch it again. one of my favs after watching it a second time.
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>>717216853
As soon as I recognize your ID I skip your posts. You should flush yourself down the toilet.
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edward penishands
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>>717214511

it only doesn't make sense if you're a full fledged retard. so congrats on the diagnosis i guess
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>>717216918
what extension do you use to see IDs?
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>>717216863
A joke about elephants?!
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>>717216853
Why are you freaking out about it?

>>717216872
The movie starts at part 3, so you're missing the entire back story if you haven't read the beginning.
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>>717216801
It's pure camp 80s trash. It's great. It's supposed to be bad.
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>>717217004
i appreciated it for that (i did enjoy it), i just don't know why anyone put time and effort into it.
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>>717216946
google chrome's ID extension.....is this a ruse?
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>>717216628
Well, yeah, but Bruce "intercepted" the idea into him with his attempts to stop Brad Pitt. The concept of the virus itself is a bootstrap paradox. It, according to the entire timeline of the movie, has no beginning and no end.
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kill list
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>>717217065
no, I was just wondering.
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>>717216860
paprika
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>>717217093
*Incepted
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>>717216860
lel all of his movies are rip off in batman he rip off whole scenes and cinematography from Frank Miler Batman guy is the ultimate pleb filter
Paprika is the anime
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>>717215283

wtf why. do you feel a sense of accomplishment? at least the other guy gave a reason why and not just a fucking title, get over yourself lol
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kill list
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Kill List
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Kill List.
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>>717215765

there are 7 other movies in the franchise and you couldn't fill in the blanks? movies today suck because the average movie goer needs to be spood fed every fucking plot point
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>>717216801
It's called a "tit flick" and before the internet it was one of the few ways to see boobs that didn't involve going to "one of those stores" or "a real girl".
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Kill La Kill.
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>>717217093
you're reading too much into the movie. you keep saying "bootstrap" too and it's very off putting. what linux distro are you running?
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>>717217253
I was first m8. I think the least I deserve is people crediting my original post instead of just plagiarising my idea.
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>>717212155

I can understand it has a bit of a barrier to entry if you have no experience with trying to maintain in public on hallucinogens.

I saw it before trying for myself and don'the remember it "not making sense" but that you will never truly get it without the experience.

In hindsight it is some of the most clever filming and accurate portrayal of drugs in a movie.
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>>717217436
>middle aged pervert detected
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>>717217505
Do you even know what site you're on right now?

Btw kill list
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>>717217586
eat it.
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>>717217586
>btw kill list

Fuckin this. Could've ended well but nope, just "let the audience interpret" plot holes.
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>>717217680
Interpret my plot hole, faggot.
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>>717217680
I already said that m8 >>717212470
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Signs

An alien race advanced enough to travel large distances with ungodly technological advances.
Yet the aliens seem to have forgotten to wear some protective suit of some kind because apparently water kills them.
They travel all that way to take over the earth which is covered by 70% water, and fail to develop some kind of suit to prevent water "attacks".

scene related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c2jp8WyXms
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kill list
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>>717217758
IGNORED
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>>717217531
I did figure out how to set the BetaMax to record titty flicks in the wee hours of the morning...
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>>717217758
That's OK, I said it better.
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>>717217821
That cut me deep man
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>>717217807
it's because they underestimated humanity; that was the takeaway from the movie film.
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>>717217889
save the cuts for your thighs, little lady.
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>>717217475
Well, I can at least now say that the movie went over your head, or that you didn't see the last 10 minutes of the movie. Which is fine. Seeing as how you don't care enough to figure out what a "bootstrap" is.

I think you're better off watching Suicide Squad.
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>>717215765
Bruh how much did you space out during that movie
All those questions are answered
The event that made her care - her father turns out to be a rebel playing the role of an imperial all along
Those guys - rebels who cares about the cause, not what the alliance government says. Theyre on Yavin 4, the rebel headquarters, so I'm sure there will be a few pilots around
And why wouldn't she give them a speech? She's the entire reason they're there. Without her, this movie and the next 4 don't happen. At least not like they did.
The chinese guy is just another character. Not a plot changer, but his home got destroyed and he's helping out. Not every character needs to be significant, right? How many people in your life are there but not changing anything?
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>>717217982
Or Kill List.
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>>717217807
I thought the same thing. Gawd what a fucking stupid ending. It had potential to be a great movie.
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>>717217982
>you don't agree with me so you should kill yourself.

Wow Jessica, is this really how you want to begin the New Year? I'm sure if you could go back in time you'd attempt to change your cunty attitude.
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Kill List
Wtf was that
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escanaba in da moonlight
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>>717216523
>>717216366
Film?

Fucking savages.
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American buffalo. Dustin Hoffman, stupidest movie I ever sat thru. All about a damn nickel.
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>>717213734

This^^

Or the first time you see Jacobs Ladder
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>>717217586
Good call about Kill List, surprised no one mentioned it yet
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>>717216192
What didn't make sense in this movie?
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>>717215839

you're missing out on a lot. human brains can't process everything in a 2 hour movie with just one viewing
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>>717216324
Sure it took you from A to B all the way thru J in 10 minutes, but they had to introduce all the characters, the back story, the plot, all the loose ends, etc and still fit in the action scenes. These were all characters you've never heard of and will never hear of again cause they all died.
Would you have done it any different/better had you written the script?
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>>717218168
I'd say ANY time you see Jacobs Ladder.
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>>717217743
I'll do more than just interpret your hole, babby.
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>>717218166
You're thinking of, "Dead Man", starring John Depp. It's a great film I just wish it were filmed in color.
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>>717218168
Jacob's ladder made sense the first time though.

>>717218243
Bullet physics
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Rubber, the protagonist is basically a tire.
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>>717218243
> shooting in a circle ?
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>>717215839
That's a shame dude. There's so many extra things you can pick up the 2nd or 3rd time around
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>>717218252
i don't like repetition
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Kill List
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>>717218380
>autism
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Kill List.
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>>717218135
Not my words, but yeah, you should go kill yourself. Besides, I didn't start with the cunty attitude
>>717216628
>>717217475
Your real name may be Jessica. And the likelihood that I would be able to change the flow of things by going back in time is stupid. So is caring how one starts the New Year.

I'd just cause myself to be more of a cunt. Rightly so.

Kill yourself.
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>>717218433
Are you at all familiar with a lovely new show called Kill List?
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>>717218252
>>717218358
>>717218380
>>717218427

Like, I can watch a movie again after maybe a year or so if I liked it. Maybe after 3-4 years if I didn't really like it. But generally, I watch shit and then delete it.
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>>717218506
>show
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Looked pretty, but I couldn't tell you a thing about the plot. It made absolutely no sense to me and a few people even walked out the cinema. Maybe I'm too dumb to appreciate it.
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>>717218487
Jessica, oh sweet Jessica. Feminism is your mind virus and if you could go back in time with Bruce Willis you would surely shoot yourself in an airport.
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>>717218580
I'd shoot you in your faggot mouth. With my dick.
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>>717218565
Nah, there was nothing to appreciate.
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Bootstrap

Saw it twice still couldnt figure out whodunnit
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>>717218565
I had to turn this shit off an hour into it. Booooooring.
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Anyone seen a little known movie called Kill List?

Man that didn't make any sense at all. Like wtf??
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>>717218682
I think we've established it was either Bruce Willis or Brad Pitt.
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>>717218747
Seriously, I'm surprised it hadn't been mentioned yet
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>>717218631
This isn't Jessica, Jessica doesn't have a penis. Don't try to role play Jessica, you fucking hillbilly, you're not bright enough to pull her off. Embarrassing.
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I heart huckabees
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>>717218787
It was Bradley Pitts in the port for whirly birds. It is known.
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>>717212015
This.
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>>717218805
Up your ass with broken glass! It's been mentioned at least thrice, you swine.
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>>717218805
It's not very well known.
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>>717218920
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>>717218920
Oh god. Anyone seen 1 man 1 jar? That was a cool movie.
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>>717218913
>midnight shalallaman

All his movies are nonsense.
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>>717218166
American Buffalo (1996)
R | 1h 28min | Drama | 13 September 1996 (USA)
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>>717219009
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John Dies at the End
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>>717212470
that movie is so fucking based
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>>717218787
Bruce is the unwitting messenger, Brad Pitt eventually believes that it's a great idea to do what Bruce doesn't want him to do, and eventually meets one of the scientists who help him bioengineer superAIDS.

>>717218807
Jessica only has a penis if you keep calling me Jessica.
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>>717218913
Saw this movie on a first date. We walked out laughing and poking fun at it. Went on to butt sex with her so was worth it.
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>>717219036
True dat.
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>>717219108
>leather jacket
>button up shirt
>t shirt
>t shirt

Yet no gloves or hat? Unbelievable.
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>>717219036
> tfw i remember that i paid money to see the village
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after watching this movie I'm not at all surprised Trump could win the presidency. I felt stupider for having watched it.
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The Force Awakens
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>>717219202
That's not that unbelievable. I sometimes wear several layers, and I hate how hats feel so I never wear them even when it's really cold
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Grave of the fireflies.
Mostly because of the lack of subtitles
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>>717219202
Somebody hasn't seen the movie
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>>717219209
>remembered i never got a refund for paying to see the village
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>>717219223
it's a harmony korine film, what did you expect. gummo was pretty good though.
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>>717219223
Don't cry scro...
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>>717219317
It sounds like you have diabetes and very poor circulation. I'm so sorry.
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This
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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>>717212015
I'm struggling to remember it right, but I think quantum of solace, in that uh, what the fuck was he doing again? and why? theres another one where I genuinely said 'what the fuck' after it finished and was deeply confused but I can't remember the name
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>>717219445
I actually thought that was pretty good.
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>>717217807

>and they are so advanced they can be trapped behind a rotten pantry door for days on end
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>>717219410
I'm specifically talking about cold weather. Hats are uncomfortable as fuck
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>>717219445
What season are they on? I don't have a lot of time to catch up on things.
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>>717218565
From what I understood it was just emphasizing on the stress that models are put under anytime there's a newer one that comes around. New one gets offensive, older ones get more defensive.

Kill List made less sense imho.
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Star Wars ...all of them
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>>717219036
noooo 6th sense was so good it made people give the next 10 movies a try. even though they were all garbage.
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>>717219535
Probably Kill List m8.
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>>717219535
sure, that's a racing stripe, if you consider diarrhea to be a sport.
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>>717219543
maybe they don't know what doors are or something?
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>>717217891
That's like us going to an alien planet without wearing environment suits and then being all confused that we're dying so easily.

War of the Worlds had an excuse because of when it was made, Shamalama didn't.
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Primer
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>>717213930
Fuck that movie
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>>717219735
it's just feel good bullshit. people liked the idea that we could overcome an alien invasion.
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>>717218317

So bad I watched it twice

I have a thing for shit films. Think it is a hangover from watching too much b-movie horror in the 80's
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>>717219774
>jews outjewing jews outjewing jews
>with a time machine

what's not to understand?
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>>717219774
Time travel confuses a lot of people. But if done poorly, it will make more sense to most- because then it will be bullshit. Fun bullshit to watch, but bullshit nonetheless.

Primer was good in the time travel department. Everything had a neat little bow.
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>>717219774
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>>717219445

Thats a good one. Props for posting it.
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Swiss army man.
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>>717219996
no you didn't
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>>717219978
Shut up, Jessica. Go outside or something. Talk to your Tinder matches. Go get raped/murdered or murder/raped.
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>>717219996
Thanks man!
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>>717212015
Primer
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>>717220127
I thought Jessica didn't have a penis.
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kill list
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>>717216853
>>717216460
>>717215283
>>717215095
Wow please kill yourself. I've never seen someone moe desperate for validation on /b/ and that's saying something

Also idk if anyone has seen it but the movie kill list is confusing as fuck
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>>717219393
oh i didn't expect anything, I'd never heard of it. bro put it on while we were drunk, laughed our asses off for the first half. Then we realized someone made this movie and was actually serious and trying real hard to be artistic but... it was horrible, i mean it was worse than horrible. i really don't have the words to explain how horribly stupid this movie was, and that some small group of faggot teenagers probably really loved it makes it horribly dangerously stupid. I just, I just don't get it!

Showgirls was stupid but everyone working on the movie (except the director) knew it so it's just good comedy.
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>>717220007
Made it about 20 minutes into it before I turned it off. Seemed to just be harry potter's corpse farting.
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>>717220254
I'll tell you what m8, I felt like killing myself after I finished watching Kill List. That's for sure.
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>>717214970
I like you.

People who can't complete a sentence without saying literally three times need to be shot.

Source Code was a decent flick.
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Alone in the Dark, if just for the part that feels like they skipped a reel between the two scientists looking at an artifact in their apartment and suddenly there's government ninjas shooting at shadows.
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>>717219546

You will change your mind when you get older or find the right hat.

Nobody "hates" hats. They complete an outfit
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>>717220262
yeah it's a thing for pretentious teenagers to be super into films where pretty much nothing actually happens.

elizabeth banks is hot so it was worth watching
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>>717220446
Well it doesn't help that my head is 26" in circumference. I've never tried on a hat that fits.
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>>717219774

I think it was because it went out it's way to avoid paradoxes.

Took me a few viewings to fully get it.
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Anyone seen Kill List?
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>>717212015
The Force Awakens
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Jump that wall
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Vallhalla Rising.
The people acted too unreasonable.
>Don't seek shelter.
>Don't search for food.
>Wander around aimlessly.
>Staple stones.
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>>717218243

At the end of that movie the guy shoots an elaborately stupid looking sniper rifle and curves THAT bullet without even swinging his arms around.

Anyway I was very disappointed no one actually shot themselves or someone else nearby trying to do the bullet curve after that movie came out. That would have been amusing.
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>>717220446
yeah i didn't know how to respond to that kook so I didn't.
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>>717220818
>what is gravity
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I'll admit I'm pretty fucking stupid but the movie tree of life left me pretty baffled. Anyone else find it confusing or is it jus me? Oh and before I forget I saw this movie yesterday that made no sense at all it was called kill list u guys you check it out it's not very well known
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>>717219989

Now I want to watch this again. That movie is great.
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>>717221003
tree of life was alright. never heard of kill list though, what's it about?
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>>717213458
Pretty much any David Finch movie. Dude's way too far up his own ass.
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>>717221170
True, isn't he canadian?
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>>717220970

He curves it sideways around a bunch of buildings tho
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>>717221170
Fight Club and The Social Network.
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>>717221356
>WHAT IS GRAVITY
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>>717221443
Gravity is a great movie.
Has some little plot holes as well but all of them are forgivable.
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>>717220763
yeah good movie
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>>717212015
Natural Born Killers.
>Shit Tarentino movie tbh
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>>717221556
I love the way every male character died saving Sandra Bullock's black asshole, yet she was portrayed as a "strong female character". She only survived because she was saved by her betters again and again.
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>>717221003

This guy already posted it first >>717219445
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There was this one movie that sucked. I can't remember what it was called. I just remember some guy getting smashed up with a hammer and saying 'thanks' to the guy that was doing it, then he was fighting a hunchback at the end.
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>>717221827
This is true of most female characters.
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>>717213048
Funny Games is amazing. FTFY
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>>717222022
Yeah, but Sandra is very much into feminism. She chose this role! I dunno man. I know we see what we're looking for but goddamn.
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>>717222278
True, but like all female characters, she is ultimately dependent on the male characters, and their stronger role and presence, throughout the film.
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Red Dragon
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>>717223093
Brown Dragon
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>>717223185
Blue Eyes White Dragon.
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Kill List.
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>>717223508
Chasing The Dragon
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>>717212015
Rubber
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>>717223568
I think somebody already mentioned that one.
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>>717223680
The Girl With The Dragon Tatoo
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>>717213638
Nazi asswit.

Watch Shoah by claude Lanzmann
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>>717223780
Are you sure?
>>717223790
I love that movie.
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>>717223867
original or remake?
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>>717223907
Haven't seen the original.
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