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Why aren't you going to a new years party tonight, /b?

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Why aren't you going to a new years party tonight, /b?
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Too autistic for other people
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>>717208865
>to young to drink (18)
>no one to go with
>live in rural area not many parties
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>>717208865
Cry my eyes out.

People will be out partying and having fun, whilst I'm locked up in my home.
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why go out when you can stay in and masturbate to JAV?
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Grandma died, when my mother heard she had a heart attack... gonna just not other people for a while.
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>>717208865
Im in my mid 30s and married, im going to bed at like 11 cause stupid shit like "A new year" means nothing to me anymore.
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I don't like parties
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Because everyone I know is socialising with people I loathe entirely. A shame, but each year's the same so no loss there.
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>>717208865
House arrest.
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>>717209068
you know "A New Year" is something you will live through *maybe* 80 times?

That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it.
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>>717209084
>Someone else, finally
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>>717208865
because the party is at my hosue
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>>717208865
I am..in a basement..playing starcraft
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Because my house is comfortable
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>>717209188

A Korean basement? Then it's ok
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>>717209007
HHAHAHhaa you fuckking faggot. I mean it.
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Because I'm a loser
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tonight is amateur night. all the dummies are out getting drunk and aiming their cars at other people

plus there's too many popos out tonight. don't need to get no DUI

ain't throwing a party here because i don't want a bunch of drunk faggots trashing my place
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>>717209230
No. Canadian basement with my only 2 friends.
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>>717208865
Because I prefer to be on my own.
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>>717209007
Double kill!
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>>717209007
old people are useless anyway. if i were dictator, i would euthanize all humans above 60 years, and retards.
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>>717209305
>with my only 2 friends.

That's more than most of us will ever have; and they're probably close friends, too. Treasure then, anon.
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>>717209281
>ain't throwing a party here because i don't want a bunch of drunk faggots trashing my place

All your friends/family turn into drunk faggots? Awesome.
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>>717208865
I am actually
it's probably going to suck but at least it's less depressing than celebrating it by myself
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Because I have 2 kids and I work almost 80 hours a week.
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>>717209281
So much this, three days a year I do not go out and drink. New Years, St Patrick's day, Fourth of July. The cops are always out in full force those nights, not worth it
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>>717209408
>Treasure then, anon
I do
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>>717209493

lol poorfag
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I've alienated myself over the last year. allowed my depression to take firm hold. I stopped reaching out and no one contacts me, so I'm doing nothing special. It's just another day for me, same with Christmas, thanksgiving, my birthday, and whatever else has happened in the last 7 months. Just individual days that mean nothing to me.
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>>717208865
Because im a legitament alcoholic and need to hide for the evening.
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>>717209467
When hosting a party IMO It's not a party until at least one person shows up that you the host do not know and did not extend an invitation to through a mutual friends request
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because I'm imagining staying in bed fucking my cute Japanese girlfriend

instead i'm humping my pillow and crying, but that's okay
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suicides are awkward in public
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>>717209587
What he said.
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>>717209493
i could be with your kids for free and you can have fun tonight, if it's alright?
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If your single, tonight's a good night to possibly get laid! Single girls will be looking for a guy to kiss at midnight! And it helps that most get wasted! So go out to a bar or gathering and get lucky! Dressing up will help too!
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>>717208865
If by partying you mean lines of coke and alcohol..I got plenty of that at home friendo
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>>717209553
Pretty much. I won't deny it.
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>>717209587

This hits very close to home.

You're stronger than most people because of what you've gone through, and will go through.

When the time is right, use that strength to help others.
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>>717208865

I have zero friends.
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BECAUSE I DONT ABIDE BY YOUR WHITE MALE CIS CONVENTIONS OF TIME LITERALLY EVERY SECOND IS RAPE
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I am going, but only because I was asked to be there

I'd rather stay home and play videogames
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>>717208865
Parties involve people.
I hate people.
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>>717208865
I'm going to the International Spy Gala in DC tonight. Rented a tux and bought my wife a Jessica Rabbit dress. Hotel check-in is at 3, but we'll show up around 5.
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>>717209493

I also have 2 kids. Life sucks.
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>>717208865
>Why aren't you going to a new years party tonight, /b?
Don't want to get blown up, ran over, or gangraped by sandniggers.
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>>717209587
I did this too. how old are you?
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>>717209587
This ..
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>>717209182
aaaaaayyyyy
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>>717209717
Nope. Party has nothing to do with your (shit) choice of substances but rather the amount of people around you
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>>717208865
I am its gonna be a rager!
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>>717209883


you can just walk out of the house, you know.
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>>717208865
But I am though.
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>>717208865
But i'm going?!?
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>>717210048
>>717209969
>>717209938

Lame
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I don't have many friends, I'm quite inotrverted and generally don't like big crowds or parties. And I don't really care much for New Years because I don't drink, so it's kinda pointless going. Plus I'm a loser that likes science, so the idea of it being a New Year is a weird thing. Like, we've said "Ok, so at this exact moment the Earth is in this part of its orbit. That means an entire year has passed, so we're calling this January the 1st, even though for different countries the new year occurs at different times depending on the time zone."

Oh, I'm also obviously not much fun to be around. So yeah.
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>>717208865
I'm actually going to a bon fire with an abundance of women... and 2 of them are fighting over me currently. Also have a hot girlfriend that is somewhere else this new years, so going to fuck her real good in a few hours when she's off work. Willing to bet both those sluts will end up sucking my ginger cock
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>>717209934
Not much of a party without alcohol you edgy faggot.
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I'd just get manipulated, ridculed and harassed like evry other time I'm anywhere near anyone else.
#rapture2017
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>>717209182
ha get outta here normie
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im gonna drink alone tho
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>>717208990
I'll party with you! Come to my apartment. I live in Denmark, Aalborg. lol
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Because i'm hosting the hugest faggotry of a new year's "party" on the fucking globe. I'm going to make hot cocoa with my uncle and have friends and relatives over.

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>>717209364
kekd more than I should have
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>>717209934
>amount of people
>counting friends
k
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>>717209587
>>717209707
>>717209797
>>717209900
>>717209904
Haha losers why don't you work on your mental health and stop moping as our limited lives pass us by?

Looooooooooooooooooooooosers
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I have work at 5am
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>>717210397
Suck a grizzly bear's dick.
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>>717209948

You gonna take care of a 4 yr old & a 1 yr old for me?
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>>717210397
>Doesn't know what depression is.
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>>717209900
Almost 30.

It's been a solid if uneventful run.

Except not solid. Pretty weak run actually, with no major accomplishments, nor loves nor flings, nor close friends or confidants of any measure.
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>>717210402
you could say to your boss that your arm was ripped off due to firecracker accident.
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>>717210527
i will
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>>717210337
Sounds good to me
I fucking love cocoa on a cold night
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>>717210521
Haha I've never even seen a grizzly bear

>>717210528
I've been clinically depressed for years of my life, people do beat it, you just have to stop being a pussy and work on it. Being depressed isn't bad on it's own, having this defeatist attitude about it s.
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>>717210527
i could help ya out! i love kids.
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>>717210611

Cool! Thanks anon
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Im 26 and my generation is retarded. I don't like being around them anymore. Plus i just broke up with my gf of 4 years and don't feel like talking to anyone about it because i know it'll come up.
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New Years is kinda like Valentine's Day.

Desperate girls looking to be with a guy at midnight.

Always get approached if I'm at a bar or nye event by desperate single women. Unfortunately I'm usually in a relationship and don't take up thier offer.
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>>717210693

Could use some help . I have no friends & my family sucks.
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>>717209007
We call that "the reverse Carrie Fisher".
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Got a bottle of gold strike and william lawson, beer and weed. going out with friends getting fucking smashed boys.

Have a good one lads!
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>>717210124
doesn't it hurt, that it is a special, and fun day for everyone with family and/or friends. exsept for you? And becouse it hurt's. Doesn't that mean it is special to you two?
And becouse it hurt's
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>>717210751
Damn. Right before New year's? What happened?
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>>717208865
Because I'm pretty hung over, and noone invited me anyway. More time to experience my recurring existential crisis, I guess.
Got trashed yesterday though, with a friend who is the grill of my dreams, but am too betafag to actually tell her, even when drunk.

I am /b/ fucking incarnate.
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>>717210751

Yeh wtf happened to you people?
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>>717210682
I honestly think so too. I gave up drinking a few years ago because i always drink too much and it fucks me up mentally for a few days afterwards.
Plus, social anxiety so i hate clubs.
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>>717208865

because I'm hosting one, faggot

>god tier house

>god tier wine

>pretty good tier friends
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Because of Muslims and niggers.
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>>717210915

Post a pic of her
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>>717210915
I don't know why but I have the urge to help you. What is she doing tonight?
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>>717209068

anon's life is over

bet he never gets to fuck the wife either
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>>717210885
Pardon? If you're asking if it sucks being alone on new years eve/day then sure, to some extent it sucks ass knowing everyone is having fun together. But then I'm old enough now that I've come to terms with the fact I'm a bit of a loner, and that's fine. I'm just going to play some games and chill.
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>>717209007

are you sure it wasn't the other way around Carrie Jr.?
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>tfw throwing a house party at my friend's house for NYE
>tfw my band is going to be playing music all night while our friends drink and party
>tfw practicing Auld Lang Syne for when the clock strikes midnight so I won't be forced into an awkward position where I have to kiss a girl I don't know.
>tfw my biggest wish for 2017 however is just to get a new gf

Fuck my life.
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Only strongest and sharpest of minds do not get involved to such mass-hype like new year. Only weakest seek to please fellow being just to get that little bit of attention. Bunch of fucking faggots.
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>>717208865
I'm going to 2, fag.
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>>717211111
Your fedora is rotating at speeds scientists didn't think were possible
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>>717211001
Can't imagine how you could, kind Anon, but thanks anyway. She'll be out partying, I guess.
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>>717208865
because i'm a forever loner I guess..
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>>717211209
Next time you drink with her, go in for a kiss. Don't spill your feelings out, just go in for a kiss. Move close to her as subtely(?) as you can and make a move.

Once you cross the physical barrier, then it's a new ball game.
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>>717210685
Not that anon but you're right. I'm a pussy. I can't take what life throws at me.

I've got some plans in place. Just waiting for a bad enough week I suppose.
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>>717211111
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>>717210548
21 and headed towards the same.

When did you actually give up and stop thinking that things would turn around at some point? I still have some amount of hope.
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>>717211111
nice unsigned digit my dear friend
*tips fedora*
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>>717211111
True fedora spoken. Imagine going out to an event where you can meet cute girls to have sex with and will listen to your shit drivel and still want to fuck you. O_o
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>>717211334
Oh fuck off, it's a new year in 12 hours. I guarantee that you think things are worse than they actually are and that fixing yourself is totally possible. Even the deepest hole can be left unless you're full on schizo or something.
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'gonna bounce to my homies crib and hang with my dudes, gonna drink root beer and punch from my liquor cabinet'.

Americans need to be nuked.
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>>717211111
>this is what losers tell themselves to feel better about being loners
>they actually think intelligent people are all lonely losers

Lmfao
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>>717211333
Trips always speak truth.
Weird thing is I actually thought of all that already, it's just that when I'm around her my brain transforms into an autistic 13 year old. I was hoping alcohol would fix that (the lack of courage anyway), but it didn't.
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I'll be spending it in my gf's house/room. She really wants to do that corny shit where you kiss as you go into the new year.
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>>717208865
Hopefully I will with my buddies
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>>717211605
Man you wouldn't know the words homie, crib or dudes, or the concept of root beer without America.
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>>717209587
Fuck me. so much this.
>mfw I'm 19, turning 20 in a week
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>>717211642
You're overthinking it, just act without thinking. I know it sounds crazy but it's like jumping into a pool that you assume is cold. The hardest part is telling your brain to shut up and just acting without it. The actual action is always easier than yo thought it was going to be
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>>717210956
oh, so your parents are out of town?
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>>717211830
And then there is spaghetti all over the floor, scattered across the walls and... whoa even at the ceiling!
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Because I don't know anyone that could party with me as freely and passionate, at least not in such a loving and accepting manner.
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>>717211888

kek

nice quads
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>>717211405
I'll still occasionally have a decent day, a day I'm hopeful, but afrer hitting 29 things slowed down in my life and I turned introspective. Which is bad for me. I'm extremely critical of myself, cannot take praise, and found myself wanting by every measure.
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>>717211888

contrary to popular belief, 4chins isn't just a support group for kissless permavirgin 14 year old faggots
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I am.
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>>717212138
It is not?
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>>717211405

For me, it was when I hit 40. All my old friends either died or paired off. Now I just live on the internet, basically.
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>>717211527
Maybe, maybe not. Some of us just don't have the right stuff.

Survival of the fittest and all.
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>>717208865
Because im working 600km from home and im driving back and forth every weekend.

I just got in this am. I dont want to do anything. Just hanging with the lady and a bottle of cham-pagon
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>>717208865
Because I'm a fat nobody, and everyday I'm reminded of this.

I'm a loser, and a fat retard.
The only reason why I just don't kill myself right now is that'd it break my family's heart
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>>717208865
I am. It's all guys, though, so I'm not gonna smash a qt. It's not about that, tho, my bros are what its about.
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>>717212269
Hahaha, you're a fucking fag.
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Everyone feeling depressed and is between 18-30, read up on the quarter life crisis. It's very real, and normal.
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>>717212391
>oooh I'm such an edglord guys look at me!!

>I'm 13 and just discovered 4chan last week
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>>717212062
>at least not in such a loving and accepting manner.

come to Italy; never been anywhere where I've been more accepted, even by total strangers on a night out on the town. So much love.
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>>717211982
What you're going to do, is before you make the move, you're going to go to the bathroom, anywhere you can get privacy.

You're going to breathe in your your nose and out through your mouth in slow and deep breaths. Do that for a minute or two, you will feel yourself be calmer afterwards. You know what, do it as long as you can until you feel more relaxed. Visualize you making the move and it going well, because it will.

Then go and do this. Trust me, it will work as long as you believe it will. No even fucking with you right now.
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>>717212269
Fucking kill yourself already you disgusting pig.
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>>717208865
Because parties aint my thing
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>>717212391
no u
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>>717212266
Do you also suffer from a very sexy learning disability?
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>>717212474
You're a faggot as well, why don't you two just go kill yourselves
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>>717212269
You know being fat, a loser and a nobody are all things you can do something about. And i work with retards and they are pretty cool people.
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>>717212186

no faggot, it is not
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>>717208865
i drink and smoke whenever i want. The faggots and cop come out to join me on new years. I'd rather not be around faggots and cops. I'll stay home in bed with my gf.
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i am , going to get pretty smashed , might try to fuck a girl that i used to really want but turned me down but now i cut my hair and got more attractive over the past few years she seems to like to talk to me a lot now. If i can sort some drugs i don't care about the fuck i'll just have a good night
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>>717208898
Ha makes sense gaytard
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>>717211830
Yeah, you're right. I still feel like a moron for even having this conversation on damn imageboard to begin with tho. Well I guess I needed to hear it somewhere, so, thanks.
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>>717212269
Because I'm a skinny nobody, and everyday I'm reminded of this.

I'm a loser, and a skinny retard.
The only reason why I just don't kill myself (again) right now is that'd it break my family's heart.

Anon, I'm in the same situation.I'm bullied at home, called a retard, loser and that I don't deserve anything, most of the time I'm being compared to others....

I tried to an hero and I failed because they found me....stay strong and it does not matter if you're fat.

I don't wish you the best, I wish you to find a normal, average decency in your life that's gonna help you move on rather than not breaking your family's heart.

>pic not related
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>>717208865
I have no friends or life to speak of.
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>>717212720

>>717212553
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I don't celebrate new year. There is nothing to celebrate about new year. It's no more than a number.
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>>717208865
i am going to a new years party
what worries me is my lack of excitement to party
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>>717212642
This past year I've tried to lose weight, went from 340lbs to 300, then it shot all the way up to 360lbs.

I'm an introvert, and can't really talk to strangers without studdering like a motorboat.

The retard thing is just me venting about how social fucking awkward I am.
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nye makes me anxious, have stuff to go to but would rather just watch cfb by myself
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There's a party at a friend's house. It's 6pm here and I don't know if I can be arsed.
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I've got a few things here but I'm so fucking tired, also too many cops as somebody already stated

fuck the police, I become aggressive the moment I see a cop car

also want to save my money and all the other people I usually hang or hung around with became faggots which I don't understand anymore
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>>717212391
>>717212555
Found the Christmas Break fags.
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>>717212867
Maybe if you have autism
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Too poor.
At home rn in bed watching Vinesauce stuff
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>>717212740
Thank you anon, I wish the same to you as well.
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>>717212867
this was cringey
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For all the depressed people in this thread, not just the anon linked:

>>717212269
I know it sucks anon, I've lived that, but hang in there.

Make tiny steps and focus on those. And when you are having a bad day, for whatever small or big reason, ask yourself if it's really worth feeling how you are. If you can step back and look at your problem, you may find your emotions are blowing it up to be bigger than it actually is. Weigh the pros and cons of the thing.

Just go day by day and try changing your approach to problems. Behavioral therapy, how you approach something, is a really great method for pulling yourself out of depression. Get busy actively "doing" something, rather than being passive and letting everything wash over you.
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Hate being alone
Hate being with people.
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>>717212269
Go fucking kill yourself you fat lard, the world's overpopulated enough as is.
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>>717213174
Thank you for the advice anon.
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>>717212269
Kys retard
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>>717213248
Being alone and with people is the worst.
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>>717212916
I think a part of your problem may be fear of failure. The thing is, people fail all the fucking time.
I thought i saw a dude i knew earlier today and waved. Turns out it wasn't him. He waved back anyway. About 2 years ago i'd feel awkward for at least the rest of the day, but instead i just thought "Shit, that was awkward" and moved on. It takes a shit-ton of work, but you can do it.

Also, try to get meds. Really fucking hard to work on shit like mental illness without proper meds. Just got my dose upped and it really helps.
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>>717213537
Yes. So many times I'm surrounded by people but feel so lonely I could cry.
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>>717213174
I smell CBT

Good on you anon, this should be taught in schools.
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>>717212269
cry me a river
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>>717208865
i'm fat, 40 and alone
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i will play csgo aith my russian friends
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>>717213174
This. Working on my shit, and it's getting better.
Need meds to be able to do this, but at the pace things are going, in 5 years i might be able to manage it without meds.
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>>717212865
Right. Don't get piss drunk, just relax and be confident. Well it should work better than my previous plans anway.
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>>717213697
>>717212269
kys fat retards, quit taking up so much space
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I'm trying the reddit Non-zero days method to tackle depression. Working so far, 2 weeks in.

Not feeling up for a crowd though.
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>>717213812
Well I mean you can get drunk, just not too drunk. I told you the breathing thing because that's another way to slow down your thoughts and negate anxiety which you can use while drinking, or anytime really.

I believe in you anon.
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>>717213778
cyka blyat
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>>717211619
It's this I think:
>not all intelligent people are lonerfags
>most lonerfags are intelligent
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>>717212555
trips has spoken
Post it to 4chan when you do anon
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I work until 11 and have to get through the fucking gaggle of times square bs to get home to jersey
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>>717212673

too bad she won't let you fuck her or you could bring in the new year with a bang
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>>717214039
>most lonerfags are intelligent

Dsagree, I know of plenty of dumb losers with no friends.

Social skills require brainpower, you know that right? It's not always easy, it's often difficult.
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mom wont let me go out with friends
t. chinese
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>>717208865
Because I'll instead sit here with my most wonderfulst and play BF1.
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My friends are mostly going to my friend's cousins.
Here's the issue. I don't like my friend's cousin.
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Already been to enough parties in my life, almost 30 and everyone my age is getting married and becoming boring. Drinking with them devolved from having a fun time fucking around and joking to having civil conversations about boring topics.
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>>717213919
I shall not let you down. Even if it doesn't go as planned, I will go in for that fucking kiss eventually. Like, soonish.
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>>717214210
That sucks dude kick her ass
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I'm going to a party tonight and will probably fuck a bitch too. You little 14 year old faggots probably can't even fathom that, but it's true. And get this, not only will I cum, but I'll be able to make the woman cum too, isn't that something?
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>>717214270
Just one last thing, girls generally don't hang out with guys one on one, drink, laugh and have fun while being opposed to hooking up. Chances are it's crossed her mind, in the back of her head or she wouldn't reject the advances.

It will be the best night of your life when it happens and life is short, make a move.

Happy new year and godspeed you magnificent bastard.
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In NYC it's usually the best time to find money. Last nyc I found 1000 bucks.
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I've shared my piece and my advice. Best of luck to you all tonight.

And for those of you having a hard time right now, even if you can't imagine it, things can get better. Hang in there.
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>>717212138
no it's also a place for lying faggots
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>>717210611
>Reaction
>Post

Top Kek
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>>717209167
you know December 31st is something you will live through *maybe* 80 times?

That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it.
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>>717208865
I have social anxiety.
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>>717214919
you know December 30th is something you will live through *maybe* 80 times?

That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it
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>>717214919
you know March 4th is something you will live through *maybe* 80 times?
That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it.
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>>717214965
I'd wager most people here have that.
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>>717214919
>>717215109
Listen you literally autistic clowns. a holiday celebration is not just any other day.

If you draw no distinction between say March 4th and the night of December 31st into Jan 1st, the problem is you being socially retarded, not anyone else.
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>>717214919
you know, March 27th is something you will love through *maybe* 80 times?

That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it.
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>>717214919
you know August 10th is something you will live through *maybe* 80 times?

That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it.
>>
>>717214919
you know April 15th is something you will live through *maybe* 80 times?

That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it.
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am working as a bartender at one
dose that count?
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>>717214919
you know September 8th is something you will live through *maybe* 80 times?

That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it.
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Faggots giving faggots advice about females. Fucking A.
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>>717214919
you know September 13th is something you will live through *maybe* 80 times?

That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it.
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>>717214919
you know May 2nd is something you will live through *maybe* 80 times?

That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it.
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>>717215261
lol the butthurt is strong with this one
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>>717215339
You know September 11 is something you live through maybe 32 times then you're fucked.
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>>717215364
It's just so pathetic to see neckbeards rationalize why they sit home alone on holidays.
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>>717215433
Thread killer
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>>717214445
nice attempt at trolling
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>>717215508
at least I'm the only one cringing at my actions when I'm home alone
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I have to work a 24 hour shift in the morning.
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>>717208865
I am.
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>>717215508
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>>717215622
Truth hurts pussy
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>>717215620
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD KYS
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Night in with the mrs and a couple of good steaks. I'm 30 and can't hack hangovers anymore, plus it's busy as fuck full of non locals at my local.
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>>717216208
fuckin non locals
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>>717211111
Quints tho
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In the army FeelsBadMan
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I'm not going out because I'm a socially anxious lanky kid who feels like nobody takes him seriously. Had a full on breakdown in March which caused me to move and now my parents are under financial stress while I'm under academic stress trying to finish this fucking academic year. I've kept on going with hope, but I've realised that nothing will change unless you change it yourself. So tonight I'm going work hard at whatever ever is in front of me, and I'm going to continue this through the new year. Only you can change your shitty lives.

Happy new year, faggots.
>Inb4 Kys faggot
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>>717208898
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>>717208988
Underage b&
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>>717218832
Lmao
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Just got back from one. Watched my ex hook up with some guy while staring me dead in the eyes at 1200, just to piss me off
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>>717212269
You're pretty fat bro but at least you have a big fat heart and I love you for it.
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>>717208865
>in foreign UK country
>Sober 4 years
>got a sickness of some kind
>rather play league on NA servers ruining peoples games
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