Waifu claiming thread
Previous:>>717173848
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content.
>Screw that, post lewd
>Most important: Have fun!
Rumia claimed~
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Lily claim
>>717183526
Family business and Christmas, that's busy enough. I think. I still have some chores to do as well... that I have never really put any effort to doing...
>>717183468
Definitely. That's why she's mine and mine alone.
>>717183748
I see you often but never said hi to you.
ur waifu a cute.
>>717183961
You leave my waifu alone. And I talk to you all the time anonymously
>>717183545
Same here. I'm planning on going up to visit my buddy in Arizona in the next few weeks, so i'm excited about that.
CIRNO JUST PREVENTED A REAL LIFE TERRORIST ATTACK GUYS:
>>>/pol/105073177
>>>/pol/105077777
>>717184088
Rare meat best meat
>spooky
>>717184049
Oh Arizona is a trip
big sister claimed
>>717183625
Meh I prefer my meet medium rare, not well done. If you can even call Hanako that.
>>717184247
Fucked my grammar so I did a re post.
>>717184088
>>717184247
> Meduim rare
> Rare
> Not eating it directly off a live cow
Gid gud m8s
>>717184426
>Not eating it directly off a live cow girl
...
Sorry Heather-anon, wherever you are
>>717184036
I just said she's cute!
You do?
don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve?! a lot of hornyyy girls of your city on http://ww.vg/pIS7
>>717184355
>Fucked my grammar so I did a re post.
You mean spelling and grammar you did it in this post as well
>>717184619
i'm very shy
don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve?! a lot of horny whores of your city on http://ww.vg/pIS7
>>717184308
Yeah but it's a lot better than when i visited him in Iowa when he lived there.
>>717184928
Well yeah Iowa looks nice though
>>717184810
How come? and what have we talked about before?
>>717185277
It is really beautiful out there. But holy hell it was hot and humid there.
Posting best waifu and assault rifle.
Why is there an emoji movie?
>>717185644
Because god has abandoned us.
Morning. Again.
>>717185644
>>717185724
It's a modern plague.
This is what we get instead of locusts and boils
>>717185495
We talked about your evil waifu and I don't know I guess i was born shy or something. why did such an evil woman capture you heart?
>>717185728
9pm here. Almost New Years.
>>717185724
Its more that every day, we move further from Gods light.
>>717185807
I want the locusts. We can kill those.
>>717185596
Well that's how you like it I thought. Hot and sweaty
What if your waifu used or at least owned a Galil?
Koneko claimed fuck you all.
>>717185807
>>717185873
I want off this ride.
>>717186020
Only when i'm with you.
>>717186097
That would be fuckin sweet. I would shoot it all the time.
>>717185873
>being that far in the future
>>717185962
How's it going?
>>717186453
I'm pretty alright
Sorry for not replying in the last thread, I was busy with something
>>717185859
Wait what did you say when we last spoke i can't remember who you were?
And Nui's fun, not evil! you simply just see the world in Ryuko's eyes, foolish one!
Well she's talented, cute, and i like here fun nature a lot, did i mention she's cute?
>>717186374
Oh I would drop this in a second if I could just kiss you
>>717185728
good morning
>>717185766
rei smells like blood
>>717186653
I don't know how you can defend such a beast. And I don't remember what we talked about because I'm currently medicated.
>>717186097
She's more of a M249 waifu
>>717186643
It's fine I think I got distracted or slept a bit more or something anyway.
>>717186765
How's things?
>>717186765
This beast is of the greatest kind, you can't find one more cute and lovable.
Wait what do you mean?
>>717187298
pretty bad but i don't like to complain..
>>717187348
just pain killers, nothing serious, i think, anyway i don't think she likes hairless apes..
>>717186730
I would gladly respond to your fiery passion with my own.
>>717187298
How are you?
Naruto got hit by Sasuke's Ameterasu!
>>717186453
Colonies. Dont you love them?
>>717186765
Smells like LCL.
>>717187668
What does LCL smell like?
Rei is bei
>>717187991
She has a cute smile.
>>717187517
Oh I just want to grope you right now
Super Sonico claimed
How are guys doin?
>>717188250
She looks like she could take a pounding or two.
>>717187469
Then why don't you remember?
You just make her sound more perfect, and yet nothing can get any more perfect.
>>717188115
I'd love to feel your hands rubbing and squeezing me.
>>717188250
Pretty good. How about yourself?
>>717187469
You don't like to complain?
>>717187598
Pretty good, but sleepy. Woke up a couple of hours ago after 5 hours sleep.
>>717187653
I feel like there's a reason why we got rid of most of them...
>>717188344
What the heck makes her perfect? She's so mean!
>>717188410
It's too bad that's her only smile.
>>717188570
Yeah I don't like when people worry about me. I've been in this hospital for a few days and I haven't called my mom.
Autism
>>717188570
5 hours is still better than nothing
>>717188570
Because they wanted to be free. Id go with the Queen over our government any day tbh.
>>717188312
She could man,she could *lenny face*
Charaa
>>717188657
Why have you been in hospital? Something happen?
>>717188672
5 hours is pretty standard for me, but it's still tiring as hell.
>>717188683
I'd go with the queen over our government too, to be honest. We're currently going through Thatcher 2.0 after all
>>717188911
My spleen burst and I was fainting a lot because of it
>>717188724
Oh boi,how I wish! Even tho there is a chance to die of snu-snu. But worth it!
>>717189007
What is snu-snu?
>>717187741
Canonically it tastes like blood though I don't know what it smells like.
>>717188590
If she's mean to you then you deserve it, you must've done something very taboo.
Oh right i think i remember now, you said something how you would have fallen for the same bait Ryuko did on their first encounter, something about getting triggered you said.
>>717189007
Death by snu-snu is probably the domain of Pochaco
>>717188532
Oh I would love to do it all over your soft supple body
>>717184053
Oh, SHeeit nice. I guess ISIS won't be fucking with her then.
>>717188911
Thatcher was bad enough. At least the Queen supported Brexit.
>>717189064
Death ny snu-snu!
>>717188911
I never really get more than 3 at a time usually
>>717189102
Fucking image swap
>>717188982
Ouch. Are you doing alright now?
>>717189149
Honestly the next few years this government is going to be insufferable I can tell.
>>717189153
That's really not great, it only happens to me when I'm working on stuff.
>>717189084
Isn't it the Eva's blood?
>>717189102
I don't think I've talked about Ryuko, but yeah I would have killed Nui for killing my daddy.
>>717189149
Her tits?
>>717189291
Nooo I think i'm about to faint again.. i'm going all vertigo again
>>717189291
What kind of stuff do you work on?
>>717189319
Indeed, it is revealed to be so.
Though I don't doubt that it could also be piss.
>>717188532
Pretty good,m8. Nice pic BTW. Very and ever astonishing *lenny face*
>>717189319
LCL is amniotic fluid. Almost literally.
>>717189291
We went from a joke to a stingy bastard.
>>717189467
CANNOT
UNSEE
PEE
ow ow ow
>>717189142
Just thinking about it is getting me all hot. Anywhere in particular you would pay special attention to?
>>717189064
It's basically death through sex. I imagine she would be fucking thirsty for sex,man.
>>717189319
You mean tried, and that's ridiculous you know that!
>>717189368
What do you mean?
Metropolis is fucking weird. But I cant help laughing at it.
>>717189368
Shouldn't you be resting then?
>>717189401
I'm a programmer, so I work on computer stuff. I've got a couple of games I'm working on at the moment, it's neat.
>>717189507
I mean we went from a pigfucker to the second coming of Thatcher
>>717189614
I'm sad I can't save these cute Lewds and I would be all over those thighs
>>717189928
That's pretty cool
>>717189719
Oh forgot my Waifu!
>>717189928
>I'm a programmer
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
>>717189928
I guess its worse than budgie smugglers.
>>717190086
You acutie3.141 tsun drivepersonrider
>>717183625
Can we claim husbandos?
>>717184053
Thanks based Cirno
>>717190018
Yeah, it's super fun work. Stressful, but fun.
>>717190086
You're a nerd!
>>717190087
Kind of.
>>717190301
In what branch of programming?
3D? Software Development?
Video Games?
>>717190126
REEEEEEE!
>>717190301
I'm your nerd though~
>>717190385
And again forgot -__-
>>717190301
The fun part is what matters most
>>717189985
I'll be sure to share them with you when you are able to again. Mmm that would feel amazing~.
>>717190208
Yes.
>>717189985
>>717190519
>>>/discord/erp
>>>/telegram/erp
>>717190058
You need better pics what is your waifu's name?
>>717190519
Am I witnessing a Waifu sex talk? Goddamn.
>>717190519
Oh I'm sure other spots would also get my interest >>717190620
Where have you been? We've been doing this for weeks
>>717190620
But it's more fun to do it here.
>>717190385
Video games, mainly.
>>717190387
And I'm yours.
>>717190503
Yep. Well if you're gonna be doing something with your life you might as well do something you can have fun with.
>>717190651
Sorry for the potato quality. It's Super Sonico.
>>717190765
That's a good way to look at things
Goodnight, see you later
>>717190809
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=super_sonico
Here make a folder of 300 imgs with no lewd and come join us!
>>717190765
Hey,that's cool. My friend is also into Unity and is releasing next year his first Steam game. You have any projects?
>>717190387
>
>>717190301
I cant imagine that it would be safe over there either, unless more is being done in England to curb the shitskibs.
>>717190809
WOAH is that a FUKKEN Sonic the hedgehog reference?
>>717190880
Nighty-night X3
>>717190743
Yes.
>>717190757
I wonder what those could be~.
>>717190974
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Sonico
Please read it and tell me again if it's related to Sonic.
>>717191134
Can I join?
>>717190880
Night!
>>717190916
None that I can show off or talk about at this stage, I'm afraid.
>>717190957
Eh, it's not that bad in Scotland.
>>717191303
who the fug r u?
>>717191134
Well I've never grabbed someone's butt before so maybe I'd try that
>>717191377
Why do you wanna know?
Best yuurei waifu
>>717191480
bcz ur qt
>>717191172
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=super_sonico
Here make a folder of 300 imgs with no lewd and come join us!
>>717191303
Unfortunately not, this is just me and Tomo. Sorry~.
>>717191447
Well then, you can grab it all you want~.
>>717191313
Nah, Scotlands fairly independent.
Also, its 45 minutes till new years.
>>717191820
Is it firm? I hear those are best
Hunger games - 24 in
>>717191999
TRIPS
R
I
P
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>>717191984
You bet it is.
>>717191612
<--- when I read your post
>>717191976
Scotland should be totally independent, but you know.
You doing anything for new years? Getting drunk or anything?
>>717192214
Well I'd have to try it and I guess make out while doing it
>>717191999
What's this for?
>>717192387
Cant get drunk due to antibiotics. I just finished watching Metropolis with my sister and her friend though.
>>717192520
I suppose i'd reach down and give yours a squeeze as well while we're at it. Alright i gotta go to bed now. We'll continue the sexy talk later ok?
>>717192881
Alright goodnight Hanako and I can't wait
>>717192759
Ah right. Shite way of spending the new year, to be honest. If you're not getting fucking ruined it's just a little upsetting.
>>717192229
Dude, she just saved us from a major terror attack in a relevant first world nation. I should watch what ever animu Cirno is from. >>>/pol/105077777
>>717192324
l-lewd!
Alright i'm going to bed. I hope you all enjoy your new years eve! Goodnight everyone.
>>717192990
Me either. Goodnight Tomoko my love.
>>717193065
I could just take Endone.
>>717193285
Endone?
Anon here who told me to kms?
I passed out yesterday, still have some questions for you
Polite bote reporting in
>>717194195
A class 1 narcotic used for painkillers.
>>717194305
>polite
>>717194373
Oh. Why do that?
>>717194373
>extremely polite
>>717194525
>bullis politely
>>717194419
Because its really the only way I can get close to drunk.
>>717194680
It doesn't sound like a good idea.
>>717194680
Excuse me, have you even seen me bulli?
>>717194739
Yes
>>717194708
Its not that bad. Controlled because its a prescription
>>717194876
Oh, you meant you're actually prescribed it? That's not so bad.
>>717194992
Bulli Bote!
HAVE YOU BECOME THE SWOLE PATROL YET?!
>>717195456
>Not being the swolest boat
>>717194964
I dont need it but they still gave it to me.
>>717194992
Not lies. I know what you're like on barracks :^(
>>717195456
I'M NO BULLI
SWOLE AS FUCK
>>717195507
I didn't even do anything beside make a mannequin :^(