Anyone else around here been through a divorce? I'm not

i am anon. have yet to sign the final papers. sucks balls.

Yeah, but... I knew it was coming because it was my decision.

>>717175539
Was it something you wanted? Im in the situation where I dont really want it but I know its coming.

Well Ive been with my woman for damn near 10 years, married 5 of them. Yes I'm sure ill be called a faggot or what not, The relationship is in the tank, she seems basically checked out and Honestly I dont want to be done with it but at the same time you cant be in a relationship 50%. I guess after all this time being alone is a scary fucking thought.

My life has been a living hell. If you don't have kids your good to go. Otherwise prepare for a long ride

If u r man just give the bitch everything and get it over with
If u r woman well done

Is it because u went gay or cos your dick just stopped working? Happy new year btw

>>717176415
I dont have kids, I am thankful for that. Its still a shit experience from what I understand. I feel for you man.

>>717176598
Thankfully my dick works, I think my woman is having a midlife crisis and letting it destroy everything else.

>>717175357
You know how expensive the marriage license and all that crap was, at least quadruple it. Pray to god, or whoever you believe in, they don't drag your ass through court and that you have no children. Other than that, it still fucking sucks.

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>>717176728
Her tits still good?

R u obese?

>>717175357
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Not divorced, just planning on it in a decade or so. Only married a year and the wife has given up on not being fat. Threw a kid into her a few months ago and only made it worse. I fuck TS and crossdressers on the side. Healthy relationship to bring kids into.

>>717177437
faggot

Sure why not.

>>717177426
I wish I knew.

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>>717177530
It's not really my fault my wife has given up taking care of herself. If I wanted to fuck fat chicks there were half a dozen better before I settled down. I don't fuck women besides my wife because they tend to cause drama and want relationships even though they know it's impossible. Fucking dudes in the ass is alpha as fuck and as long as you are careful there is a very low chance of it getting back to you. So if sticking my hard cock into willing holes is gay then I'm as gay as then come.

Got divorced 3 weeks ago. The really crazy part of my situation is my ex-wife is still living with me and probably won't be moving until March. Makes the dating life a little strange.

>>717178290
U breakup cos u fat and flaccid or cos woman found bigger cock?

>>717178290
How many times u heard her getting fucked u cuck

>>717175357
Who cares? Just tell me whose butt that is and how I can touch it forever.

>>717178375
Lol. She quit caring about being healthy and attractive as we get older. I'm 45 and can pass for 25 easily, fwiw.

>>717178138
Do you kiss them?

>>717178423
Pretty sure the only faggot here is you.

>>717178651
Fuck no.

divorce no. But very serious split.
Spent 6 years dating a woman. About 6 months before I was ready to pop the question, and she knew I was, She left me.
The empty hollow feeling is crippling. However that being said, you eventually move on. Personally I feel jaded. I love women, I hang out with them, fuck them etc. But I can't love again. That burning desire is not there. I basically "see into the future" of any potential relationship and see how it ends. Some think it's a self fulfilling prophecy, But I just learned alot from my breakup and from watching breakups around me. Including marriages.

>>717175357
OK ignore these idiots. Been divorced 2 years now. Was married for 6 years. With her for another 3 before that. She cheated.

It sucks. Your mind thinks of every possibility both good and bad. You blame yourself. You feel like shit but force yourself through it. And when it's all over it still sucks. Give it a month though. A month of truly being separate and focusing on yourself and moving on. You are a guy. That is all you will need to realize how much better life will be.

A month and you will be able to.breathe easy again. Once those papers get signed and it's finally over... go fucking have a drink and celebrate. It will hurt the next day. And for the rest of that month. But when it's over. It's out and gone. Focus on you. I will warn you that you will still have low days... but they fade with time.

Went through a divorce at 23 with a girl that I had been with for 8 years.

I did not want it.
I wanted to save the marriage.
She did not.

I tried to kill myself.

It sucks, anon. It really does.

I thought i'd be alone for the rest of my life.

I didn't date for 2 years.

Found a girl. Fell in love with her.

She dumped me after 8 months.

I'm damaged goods, my dude.

There is light at the end of the tunnel.

Find a craft and try to master it.
Reconnect with friends.
Take road trips.


Live your life to it's fullest because that's what she's going to do. It's best to not sit around and hate yourself. That's what she wants.

>>717179081
Thanks /b/ro

>>717179081
Dude a month means shit even for a bad breakup, nevermind a divorce. I only referred to women as cunts for 3 months after my last breakup. OP Judy sign the papers and start burying your cock in whatever you can and have fun. It'll be over before you know it.

>>717179275
Shit man thats rough, How you hanging these days?

>>717179656
Maybe I just get over things faster than you. Everyone is different. But seriously one month of focusing on myself and improving myself was all I needed.

>>717179942
How long were you married? And who did who did the serving?

Non-cucks don't get divorced. They divorce if anything.

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>>717175357
more of her feet

>>717180080
See >>717179081

I served her with the papers.

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>>717178138
>Fucking dudes in the ass is alpha as fuck
you also imply you're heterosexual, right?
you see how this can be confusing, right?
>it's her fault
ok then.

>>717181452
That makes a bit more sense since you were the prepared party.

>>717181961
>confusing
I didn't really say I'm hetro. Just denied being an outright fag.

The only thing I blamed on her was the getting fat thing. We have a healthy sex life regardless, but it was undeniably better when she was 30lbs lighter.

>>717175357

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>>717182446
im going to help you idiot

>get fat fuck to eat pooping pills
>she is forced to poop more often
>???
>fat fuck is now fit fuck

>>717175357
Once you get over the romantic regret, like any romantic relationship, divorce is worth every penny. FREEDOM!

The only lingering complication was our kid. That settled down after a year and we agreed to be good parents to her.

I live in a college town and plowed so much pussy to make up for marriage. It's true what they say. The sex buffet slows to a crawl when the ring goes on.

>>717183931
So force feed my pregnant hippo wife diet pills. Nothing can go wrong with that. Thank you so sir for the sage wisdom you've bestowed. Time to start dumpinf pills in dinner.

>>717184431
I'm drunk

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>>717175357

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>>717184431
just doing my job

>>717178138
Yeah nigga, fucking guys is gay as fuck

>>717175357

>>717179081
This and the one above and below it pretty much show you the most common three ways it can go. I've lurked b for years without bothering to post but I'll tell you this anon because I genuinely hope it helps.
If you know, and I mean really know, that it is coming then initiate the talk with her and see if she does or says anything that can make you feel any different because it isn't worth the god awful pain of sticking it out for the final how ever many months hoping it will get better. It feels like shit and can only destroy you and yes it's going to be hard as fuck.

This guy got better in a month, took me about 3 to start to come out of it and 6 before feeling pretty good. More before I ever thought being in another relationship was possible. (After 9 years together) Plow everyone that you couldn't while you were in a relationship if it helps.

know that you are going to have a lot of bad days, & you'll learn to cherish the good minutes when they come by, but after time the good minutes turn into good hours, & when you have that first full good day where things went fantastic & you didn't think on it or dwell on it, celebrate the fuck out of that shit, & eventually you hit the turning point where instead of having a good day once in a while you only have a bad day once in a while, and then only a bad hour & then only a few bad moments that are usually on days you know they are coming, anniversaries, holidays, etc.

Learn to rely on & trust those people that are there for you, friends, family, whomever, surround yourself with people that care about you and activities you enjoy, especially if there is anything that you used to love but don't do as much anymore.

Pause and recognize the checkpoints to show yourself you are getting stronger even if you don't feel it, whatever they may be for you. Example: one for me was the first morning I woke up & realized that I used the whole bed instead of just staying on my side.

Good luck & best wishes anon

>>717175357