So this faggot who i've never seen before just showed up

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>>717092870
Feed him fish assholes.

Faggots love fish assholes.

Be his friend

>>717092870
feed him faggot.

>>717093126
/thread

>>717093126
I dont know how to do cats, man

>>717092870
maybe he wants to swim in your pool.

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Let him in an the dude ran right past me like he just came home from a trip. Fucking nigger.
No hes in the kitchen

>>717093126
This

>>717093248
Just feed them and pet them now and then. Enjoy the headbutts and brrrrrr's.

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>>717093435

give him your best meat

OP is faggot let that human into your house

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>>717093559
Have some leftover smoked salmon

>>717092870

Meow at it o.o

CUT IT OPEN

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>>717093678
I swear if this thread ends with this cat on fire I'll fucking hunt you down.

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alright so i kicked him out and now he popped up on the balcony. how the fuck did he even get on there

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>>717093795

>>717092870
i have the same cat accept mine has half of a white mustache, it's a good looking cat so keep it..

>>717094005
OP is a heartless fucking monster

Shave the kitty

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Making himself a home now. Who the fuck does that. Name?

>>717094298
Boots.

Sargent white paws

>>717094298
King Pooter

>>717092870
He probably already has an owner, maybe a new neighbor has moved in the last couple of weeks.

But now you've fed him you'll have a friend for life.
Just remember to be kind OP, you pussy magnet.

Hmm i dont want him to forget how to hunt or whatever, doesnt have a colar around him

>>717093248
What a shock, an anon on 4chan not knowing how to handle a pussy.

>>717094298

Name him Lepper

>>717094782
He won't forget how to hunt. I have two cats, they're 17 and 3 and they still hunt

>>717092870
from the looks of it, that is a very good cat

feed it and pet it

>>717093900
I vote to light the cat on fire.

>image.jpg
y'all buyin' this shit?

>>717094298
General Sherman

>>717094782
Most cats are chipped now. If they do have a collar it's usually a flea collar.

You could always take him to a vets, say you found him and they'll check for the address of the owner.

If he hasn't, I would recommend taking him back. You can always let him run free. A free cat is better than a dead cat.

>>717094890
It does look very good. I'd throw it in at 375 for about 4 hours. Maybe quarter and braise in a Dutch oven.

Delicious!

>>717095099
checked

>>717095173
Keked

Since I got dubs, do I win, OP?

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>>717095078
ipad
>>717094784
he smells good

>>717092870
if it was me I'd let him in and feed him

See how much catnip it takes for it to OD

French kiss this fucker

>>717094298
Scooter

>>717094298
meow zedong

>>717095253
He looks cute. Do you have a laser?

>>717093678
now you have adopted a cat. never give them food unless you want them to come back.

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>>717094977
I vote to crush your skull like a nut

>>717095253
Keep him forever. General Sherman is so cute.

>>717094782
>>717094881
This. That instinct is hard wired into their brains. If you pay attention, you can see the reflexes acting up every so often when something moves.

>>717095430
VICTORY RECOGNIZED, GENERAL SHERMAN OFFICIAL
THANK YOU, ANON
I WIN

>>717095253
>>717095430
it obviously have an owner somewhere, would you want someone to take your pet?

contact a shelter, vet or authorities and see if it's tattood or chipped

>>717095099
I think that means a winrar for name

>>717095646
He obviously chose anon over the previous owner. Don't they have a choice too?

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Enough love for a day, got shit to do. now hes checking out my sweet furniture. Farewell

>>717095747
no, cats choose food, if you feed them they will come back. it doesnt give a shit who feeds it.

Call him Mr. Whiskers

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>>717092870

>So this faggot who i've never seen before just showed up and wants in. Need help on what to do next, /b/.

Cat's are retarded. They mix up doors. Neighbors cat also used to sit in front of door and wanted in because idiot mixed up the doors.

>>717095776
bye Anon! Have a good day!
Bye General Sherman!

>>717095776
Let's see a timestamp faggot

>>717095899
Check'd
General Sherman is winrar

>>717094298
nigger mcniggerson

>>717094298
That`s a little Garrosh.
Get a sandbox for him and he`s settled for life.

Drachenlord shall be his name

>>717097298
Lülülü

>>717092870
for once in your life something loves you.
don't fuck it up.

>>717092870
He looks a bit like the little fucker I have.

>>717092870
White collar and white mittens and formal Tux?
This ketteh's got c-l-a-s-s! <3

If I roll trips you must skin the cat alive and throw salt on its wounds.

>>717099480
almost

0/10 opie.
Cats don't do any of this shit unless you own them.

>>717099999