>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do?
>>717071432
Tell him he's a disgusting immigrant and to get the fuck out of my country
>>717071742
fking redskin
>>717072167
No, white
>>717071742
fuck you indian nigger
>>717072303
so you are a immigrant
>>717072167
>>717072390
tfw you remember there are other countries
360° no scope then fuck his monkey ass with my empty concerns
>>717071432
Shake his hand and tell him how blessed the USA is for electing him as president.
>>717072167
>>717072390
Yeah cause there are no other countries besides the US, right? Good job on reaffirming your stereotypes, amerifat.
>>717072704
They will refuse to believe it
>>717072704
not even a americunt
>>717072704
jokes on you! I only pretended to be retarded
>>717071432
Get him to pardon Snowden.
>>717072167
>>717072390
And here children, is the explanation of why the Trump was elected. Man, we don't even need polls to prove the low IQ that got the oompaloompa in office Kek.
Since the no scope did it wrong, i would turn 360 degrees and walk away
Have sex
>>717073174
why so angry tho
>>717071432
Kowtow and offer my respective greetings to our lord emperor, Drumpf
Beg to suck daddy's cock.
>>717072690
This.
Shake hand. "Congrats Mr. President. Make America great again."
Then offer glass of scotch because I have manners.
>>717073416
I'm not tho. I'm more amused than anything.
>>717071432
Pull the sword out from under the bed, run him through and proudly go to prison a hero.
>>717073560
He doesn't drink, remember?
>>717073631
this
>>717073646
Still offer. It's the offer that matters son.
Lrn2class.
>>717071432
Tell him that he's a fucking Pfälzer and to get the fuck out of my country
Still surprised that so many people on 4chan hates Trump, I would of thought 4chan would love Trump seeing how many people he pisses off. He is trolling the world and you guys are taking the bait
>>717073891
It's not like I actually like anyone on /b/ though
>>717073747
Ok, but he's not some random you don't know. He's the president. If you offer him what you know he doesn't like it's an insult.
>>717073891
The butthurt is strong in this thread, isn't it anon?
He takes office in 3 weeks. Better start killing yourselves now faggots. The second he proposes to start opening up concentration camps for faggots and sand niggers, I'm voting for that shit.
>>717073891
The SJW's peruse the catalog for a picture of trump all day, and the moment they see one, they're in the thread making it look like 4chan hates him.
Its only a few faggots from reddit
>>717074028
>not some random you don't know
I don't know about you, but I've never hung out with Trump, so how the fuck would I know that he doesn't like that?
>he said on the media blah blah blah
He also said that he was going to sue the women who said he grabbed them by the pussy... and that's never gonna happen, so the media is just super trustworthy... isn't it?
Still offer a drink. If he refuses (politely, like civilized people do), then you get to say that the president was in your house and you offered him a drink. Who the fuck could match that story bro?
Again. Lrn2class faggot.
>>717071432
I'll give him further instructions
>>717074330
my nigga
>"Hey, Donald."
>>717072690
>>717073560
This because I'm not a retard nigger
>>717071432
punch him in his fat orange face
>>717071432
kick him in the balls; go for the kill
>>717075202
>This because I'm a retard nigger
fixed
>>717075202
all faggots
>>717075233
>>717075277
>>717075311
dubs of truth
>>717074327
>class is offering someone a drink
Topkek. Basic hospitality is not class. It's just manners.
>>717074330
PAINT MY FENCE, VLAD.
>>717074102
you actually believe this lol
yes, everyone on 4chan is just like you. a faggot fucking retard.
never been on reddit in my life; never will. btard for 10 years. hate trump.
>only newfags like trump
>>717075311
I never really understood people that shove their polical beliefs down people throats. Don't they have lives and family and jobs and stuff? Just watch the debates, review their policies and vote.
No need to be a dick about it
>>717075695
Right, but people didn't vote for policy. There was hardly any policy stated during the election. And to be quite honest, even if the candidates did elaborate, many Americans would have a difficult time comprehending the policies laid out to them, which would cost candidates votes, because people do not like what they don't understand. I never really understood why people thought this was your typical election. It was the farthest thing from it.
>>717075944
>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>717075117
Respond to this retarded amerifats
>>717076164
>much good, many thanks
>>717075671
>>717071432
Thank him for not being a Muslim nigger
>>717072704
Good job on being b8ed fucking newfag
>>717075671
Ok
>>717071432
ask him to release his tax returns and show the world he's only worth a few hundred million and not billions as he often claims
>>717076662