can we all agree that people who fold their pizza should be put

I eat my pizza with a fork and knife.

>>717070273
Slice in four and eat pieces folded, oh yeah

>>717070344
is this bannable

>>717070273
You're a idiot OP

thats actually pretty clever: if u eat it like that u dont drop any ingredients or the tasty juices

OP is an idiot.

>>717070273
Show us your more stable, less ingredient losing way of holding pizza, OP

>>717070534
If you're not autistic you don't drop any ingredients anyway.

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>>717070534
Lost me at
>tasty juices

>>717070534
while that may be true, you're a fucking idiot for eating pizza this way, you eat it way faster, when you eat faster you eat more, you can eat more pizza before you feel full, that's why you're supposed to chew your shit and take it slow or you'll just end up eating more than you need to. you fucking barbarian

>>717070687
> you fucking barbarian

kek

>>717070647
what if u dont have a plattter, or ur eating it walking or similar?
Still pretty cleve imo

>>717070273
If you're from a city other than NYC, you don't know how to eat pizza properly. Only way to eat it is to fold it.

>>717070687
>you eat it way faster, when you eat faster you eat more
not being able to control self

>>717070273
Yeah this shit triggers me every time. Same as eating burgers upside down WTF PEOPLE

You faggots really DO argue about anything. Normal way is the only good way, faggots

I just saw this while eating my pizza and my pizza keeps ripping when I fold it. Is there a tutorial on how to fold it correctly?

>>717070273
>eating leftovers
>choosy about how

Fucking plebs.

>>717070931
>being this new

>>717070931
>tutorial on how to fold it
>correctly

just by folding it you are doing it incorrectly.

>>717070273
I do it, but I'm also like "this is basically a calzone now" when I do it.

>>717070894
While we're here: I recently saw a pizza vending truck in my town and they had the Salami rolled into a sausage on the Salami slices. That was the most retarded food idea I ever saw. Like you cut a slice of Salami and then roll it back together so that it covers the least possible space on the pizza. Just to make it look cool.

>>717070273
Restaurants that serve Pizza that is foldable should be outlawed

>>717071077
>Thin crust pizza places should be outlawed
ummm are you ritard?

>>717070976
Sorry that I'm new to it xD I've just never seen anybody fold it before

an italian bilingual here.... some people fold it.... and other use forks. sorry

>>717071077
I agree. That's why I only eat Papa Johns. It's NOT foldable

>>717070344
>>717070401
>>717070534
>>717070644
>>717070764
>>717070931
>>717071022
>>717071164
kys pizza folders

>>717071285
I'm not a pizza folder yet! Mine keeps ripping xD

>>717071137
NY style pizza is not thin. Go to St. Louis if you want a REAL thin crust pizza.

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Biggest fucking tool in NYC, the Mayor, eats pizza with a fork.

>>717071137
Not thin crust, the crust should be baked well and thin so if you try to fold it it breaks
Everything else is disgusting

>>717070273
i eat pizza that way
i even cut it to little bits with fork and knife first before eating it
fite me nigga

i do have a reason in doing this
i have my two front teeth bonded and ever since i've been very careful not to munch food with it in fear of breaking the bond

>>717070344
Monster bait

folding pizza is a secret sign to other homosexuals that you are looking for dick in your ass

>eating pizza instead of mcdonalds
kys

Seriously? Only little kids eat pizza unfolded. You fold it so you don't get toppings and cheese and sauce and oil everywhere.

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>>717070344
Do you drive with a pair of these?

>>717072011
people are taught to fold pizza as a act of protest against the normal folks of the world who eat their pizza the correct way, flat

>>717071022
The tomato is only on the inside. how can it be considered a calzone?

A recent survey shows that people who eat their pizza unfolded are more likely to believe the Earth is flat.

>>717072235
You put tomatoes on the outside of your calzones?

>>717072313
Only on the top.

>>717070894
Let me answer that. For me. Most of the burguer's bottom buns tend to be weaker. So it's easier for me to eat it upside down.

>>717072123
The thought of someone driving with those made my lose my shit. Thank you anon

If your pizza is able to be folded like that it isn't a real pizza but a gross abomination that is American trash.

>>717072408
get a good potato roll they are firmer without being "too firm"

>>717070344
Trump eats pizza with knife and fork.

>>717072359
I'm a fan of the tomato so I'm not hating too much but this does sound a bit fuckin weird to me.

>>717072408
Do you rearrange how the cheese usually goes under the bigger bun and toppings, etc or do you just flip the whole fuckin thing upside down like a sociopath?

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>>717072628
then we all shall eat pizza with a knife and fork out of respect for our first KING

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>>717072628

Nigga wat. If you can't fold your Pizza it's cardboard crap. It needs to be drenched in grease squeezed fresh from the Italian guys hair cooking it. You people have clearly never had real pizza.

Trump eats pizza with knife and fork ... The Europeans eat like that too ... Trump is to make America socialist

>>717070649
watch that early 2000s style make a comeback

>>717070273
This is literally what I do. I get the small Jacks Pizzas and cut them into fours. Sometimes I fold them, and sometimes I just put one on top of another.

>>717072752
I am by no means a Trump supporter but for the love of God I'm so happy it's not Palin in the White House.

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>>717070273
Why not?

>>717072628
That is how any educated individual does it.

Not everyone is a middle-class autistic retard like you.

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>>717070273
Today, OP wasn't a faggot.

>>717072802
Never heard of your Jacks pizzas

I hear that Trump enjoys cheese pizza.

>>717072752
#notmypresident

>>717070273
cheese shimmys to the middle, idiots

>>717072876
Eh, it's an off-brand to tostinos or digornos.

>>717070273
I fucking do it

>>717072774
remember trump got 62 million to vote for him, but 75 million voted for anyone else Trump is a loser, I will never again eat my pizza with knife and fork

>>717072906
#killyourself

>>717070273

Someone not from NYC telling people who are how to eat pizza detected.

Could you be more concerned about shit that is less your business? Those are the folks we need on watch lists, the fucking busy bodies who either want to control women's bodies because they are "conservative" or control people's business model because they are "liberal". Fuck you.

Maybe if you'd ever had a pie from somehwhere better than Papa Johns you'd know WHY we fold the fucking slice.

>>717072724
I take the socio-path. Always.

>>717071748
I also eat the pizza with my pants around the ankles, to save time

>>717072864
>Not everyone is a middle-class autistic retard like you.
>triggered
Thought those were the people supporting Trump, shouldn't he act like them. Also wonder how he eats peanuts at a baseball game. Like does he wear white gloves to break them open, or maybe he also uses a nut cracker. Or a hotdog, does he cut those up too.

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Leaking my way to 2017...try this out on any girl in your school lol snap-leak-cf

>>717073095
so don't I

ITT: Autism

Who gives a shit how others eat their pizza? It literally does not make any difference.

ps: folding it makes it much tastier since you get a lot more cheese/toppings/crust with each bite.

>>717073234
Neither I as well

>>717073315
Sounds like you give a shit, faggot.

>>717070687
>end up eating more than you need to.

This is the sole reason faggots hate pizza folding. You just want to eat more when you share it with someone, pissypants..! You better grow the balls to grab as much as you want, cause there is no nutritional good coming from pizza.

It's the default food if you want to 'muricanize the shit out of your body. No vegetables, full in bad carbs, terrible quality ingredients unless you are making it yourself WITH good quality food and most likely with added sugars. Not to mention the tragic proportions of the ingredients. Pizza is by default like 50% bread.

You want diabetes?! Go eat pizza.

You want to stop being a faggot? Start by eating pizza like a man. Fold it and stuff it in your face!

>>717073315
itt: pizza folding degenerates who fold their pizza and weren't ever hugged as a child

>>717073415
>No vegetables
Motherfucker, pizza IS a vegetable!

>>717070344
You sir have class

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the only correct way to eat pizza is crust first

Here's a better question:

Why does chewing with your mouth open make food taste better?

>>717073383
nah, I personally fold it, but I watch people eating them "normally" without even thinking about it because I don't have aspergers, faggot.

This is literally the first time I've seen someone care about how others eat pizza. Might wanna get that autism diagnosed before it gets out of hand.

>>717070813
>Every fat person ever

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>>717073471

>>717070647

You've obviously never had real pizza. If you pick up real pizza one handed without folding the tip will collapse. If it doesn't your pie is either over cooked or the dough is too thick.

Since your other hand is busy feeling up your girlfriend you need to fold the slice to keep the tip from collapsing and dumping your toppings.

>>717070785
I think this is part of the problem. NYC has perfect foldable pizza but other places have pizza that really is not made for folding. New York pizza can only be eaten folded. It's too soggy unfolded and you eat it standing up without a table and a only a micron thick paper plate.

>tmw no one in thread mentions eating pizza with a spoon
Am I really the only one? I didn't think it was that uncommon.

>>717073482
Smell is a part of it, as well as oxygen helping the aroma spreading. Still, only animals and asians do this.

read it and weep faggots

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes/q-and-a/a19741/eat-pizza-oct01/

>>717073638
Are you the big spoon or little spoon?

>>717073618
exactly folded pizza was invented so TOURIST could grab a slice and keep on doing nyc tourist bullshit you will never ever see an Italian, a REAL Italian fold their pizza, it is a gimmick to sell food to tourists

>>717070961
> Leftovers
wat

>>717073983
Italians are so full of themselves for no fucking reason.

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>>717073983
Pic related, check and mate, motherfucker

>>717074203
Well, they did invent pizza, foldable or not

>>717074343
Inventing pizza is phenomenal but it doesn't give them a free pass to be loud and arrogant faggots for the rest of eternity.

>>717074343

I thought pizza was from Greece?

>>717074688
>a free pass
Exactly. They earned it.

>>717074733
You're thinking of your other favourite, sodomy

>>717074688
Itialians are just niggers that couldn't afford to go south in the winter

>>717073983
>>717074203
>>717074343
>>717074688
>>717074733

Pizza is egipcian.
>inb4 we wuz kangs
I'm italian, i should know.

>>717074688
I see, you're angry because italians steal your girls.. and have tastier pizza:D

>>717075092
what do you call an itialian with a girlfriend? a lesbian

If I'm in public I eat it with a fork and knife, except the crust I eat with my hands. If I'm alone I fold the pizza like the picture.

>>717070273
Why not
It keeps the toppings on

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>>717074948
>egipcian
Almost googled it, before I realized it was supposed to be Egyptian.

>>717075092
There aren't many Italians where I live, just lots of French Canadians and 99% white people, literally.

>>717075193
Still better than you, insecure butthurt

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>>717070931
Yeah, don't order from that pizzeria anymore. That's some shitty pizza you're eating if the crust rips open. It's nice to have a crispy bottom, but that's just gotten out of hand.

Honestly I don't think I've ever eaten a slice of pizza (with toppings I like at least) and thought...wow that's gross I'd never eat that again.

>>717070273
Can we also agree on the fact that pizza is too fucking greasy and you always need a whole fucking toilet roll to dab that shit off?

>>717072628
Disgusting

>>717075364
LOL all the good itialians moved to Poland , Italy is all towel heads and niggers

>>717075730
pizza and bacon is for degenerates to be honest

>>717075848
>Poland
>Good anything
Sounds plausible

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>>717070534
>tasty juices

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the only pizza worth eating is God Tier Pineapple/ham pizza all other pizza is nigger food

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>>717073983
this is not true. italian here.

in Napoli, pizza is usually consumed "a portafoglio" in which an entire pizza is folded 2 times.

>>717075926
Hi Muhammad

>>717076228
>Napoli--- where faggotry originated

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>>717076153
>pineapple on pizza

>>717076352
Sodom, Gonorra and the entire Greece are before them in line for that prize, tbh. I don't disagree that they are strong candidates.

>>717070273
if you don't fold it, how is it supposed to fit in your ass?

>>717076292
kill yourself faggot this isnt /pol/ you dumb autistic kike

>>717076352
yes, people from campania, napoli in particular are basically niggers, i do agree.

yet, it's an undeniable truth that pizza, traditionally, is eaten folded.

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>>717076532
Fucking lost