Anons started penis enlargments, cause still a virgin with small

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how long do you stretch and pump for 1 inch gain?

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do you use bathmate?

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>>717063618
Why grow what never gets used?

>>717063789
for the confidence to use it, what are you fucking retarded

do you really need everything spelt out out for you, fucking autistic retard

>>717064167
it's propably your atitude that needs altering.
your dick size won't change anything you're you're a dick or a cuck.

Friendly reminder that using these devices can result in erectile dysfunction

>>717063618
meh 6' x 4' here, not the longest or fatest but never had any complaints, even made 2 chicks squirt but only 10 or so sample size

>>717063618
your dick isn't that small.
you're just fat.

>>717064320
i don't even stretch, just saw your faggot comment and had to point out the obvious for you.

you're just a fuckhead haha

>>717063618
You know that your dick is small because fat?
Hope you damage your dick and become impotent. Die a virgin.

>>717063618
lose weight and shave, you'll get an extra inch.

way to ruin your dick

try jelqing if anything

couple of months before anything over an inch. thats with 4 hours a day about 4 days a week

>>717064629
jelqing does the same thing, this is just more consistent

This shit does not working

You should work out to lose some weight. Instead, you risk permanently damaging your penis. Confidence can be increased by other, much safer, means. You people are retarded. Half an inch won't impress anyone, anyway. You are just like those transexual retards in a way.

>>717064167
You know that by the time a woman see's your penis that it barely matters? You'd have to have one hell of a small penis for them to back out at that point.

It's amusing that people are so ashamed of their dick sizes, man up and stop bitching.

I tried stretcher for 3 months, stopped because that thing is torture on your penis head and No perm gains.

I tried bathmate for 6 months, great for temp gains.... but they are only temp gains, no perm gains. It basically just swells your cock and retains water. After 1 day its gone. Great JUST before sex tho.

Ive come to terms that Ive wasted alot of money and none work permanently.

Hell, theres not even any decent ways of enlargement surgery for men.

>>717064915
it's psychological. it's easy to sit there and say "it doesn't matter" but if it matters to them, then it matters.

that's like saying don't get fit, because no one cares. people don't get fit for others, they get fit for themselves.

you seem very closed minded.

Bunch of pussies, if your dick is longer than your index and middle finger, then it's already big enough. No need to mutilate yourself over it.

porn is the reason why you're all still virgins.

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I'm a pathetic virgin neet who pretty much only goes outside when mommy comes homes with the groceries, and even I'm not as pathetic as people who are insecure about the size of their penis.

Making ur dick 1 inch larger won't get you laid. You guys will probably grow 1 inch and start sending dick pics

>>717064722
this stretching device looks much more dangerous and retarded than jelqing, not to say pathetic

>>717063618
Please tell me you realise this doesn't fucking work? You can't just stretch body parts to make them grow.

Fucking lol

>>717063618
actually found someone who cares about me not the size of my dick.

>>717063618
so
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>>717065783
I believe the reasoning behind it is creating micro ruptures in the tissue which will be replaced by scar tissue, thus augmenting the tissue volume

or something like that

still not a reason to have a medieval torture device attached to an average penis, it's just ridicolous

>>717065783
actually you can. "ethnic" people come to mind, you know the ones who stretch necks, ear lobes. lips, etc. did you know you can restore the skin on your penis if you're circumcised?

>>717063618
Femanon here, please don't. It's not that big of an issue. Seriously.

>>717065072
why dont you just get fit instead? because its too hard?

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>>717063689
The angle of the knob makes it look like you wouldn't even be able to apply any pressure to the end of your dick.

Looks flaccid at the end, if anything is going to make a girl not want to have sex with you is a mutilated cock.

>2016
>people still believing in this
Enjoy your broken penis....

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nopain no gain

>>717066326
Uncut day detected
American girls won't fuck you if you're uncircumcised.
Girls from other places don't care if you're cut or not.

>>717065739

Jelqing is worse than stretching.

Jelqing causes intense tears and burst blood vessels. You end up destroying your cock if you do it.

Go read any forums (not 4chan you retard) and there are plenty of failure issues with Jelqing. No winners.

>>717066214
The penis is a lot more sophisticated than lips and ear lobes. Neck's are quite different too, considering it's supported by bone.

That said, you might be able to stretch foreskin to an ungodly size.

>>717065455
no you're probably even more pathetic, don't kid yourself

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>>717063618

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWd3FFfTJgQ

ITT: Dipshits destroying their dicks.

You fuckers are gonna regret trying to enlarge your dicks, hope you are comfortable with erectile dysfunction in the future.

No stretching, pills, creams, pumps, or contraptions will magically grow your dick. All youre doing is causing irreversible damage.

The ONLY proven way to add inches is to undergo a surgery where they cut some shit inside allowing more of your dick to hang outside of your body.

But oh well, not my problem, it aint my dick being destroyed

>>717063618

losing some damn weight would do your appearance and health the world of good and be a hell of a lot more beneficial than a longer dick.

>>717066648
Bullshit, there might be a general preference, but I doubt many women who're about to have sex would pull out because of your uncircumcised cock. Same reason why they're unlikely to be worried about your dick size.

They might laugh about it with their friends and never talk to you again, but once you've nutted who cares?

I'm not American/Jewish/Muslim so it's not an issue.

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there is this study that says it works

makes me cringe to see dicks being stretched and fucked like that...

who the fuck in their right minds would think doing something like this would actually help make your dick longer?

is OP 12? fucking down syndromes all over the internet.... has become 99% useless.

>>717066648
>American girls won't fuck you if you're uncircumcised.

good goy

>>717064915
this

>>717067304
>1.7 to 2.3 cm over a year
Woah and the only thing I have to do is walk around with a polio brace on my slong for a year? What a surefire way to make me feel more confident about myself!

>>717067502
it says for 4 hours a day, you could do it partly when you sleep

Losing weight makes your dick bigger.

>>717066073
yes but that's on the skin, not the interior, if anything he'll get flabby skin around his dick like someone who lost a load of weight quickly lol

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>>717067777
god damnit the day i get quads its a shit tier picture of mine.

this picture is 5 years old. i quit smoking cigarettes 2 years ago about.. -_-

>>717067304
wow there's a whole 1 study that supports it. Well shit i guess vaccines cause autism too

>>717067326
No one, they're not in their right minds. They clearly suffer from mental illnesses such as depression or body dismorphia. They needed psychological aid, not dick stretching

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>>717063618

that's not how you do it.

doc johnson sells a good pump. the effect mostly grabs the head and then stretches the skin at the base. one odd effect is that the head gets oddly sensitive afterwards and you have a crazy orgasm but ultimately, you can achieve 12 inches limp if you work at it. this guy uses a crazy old school pump and his dick isn't full of saline or air, it's just genuinely stretched. it's a video sold in porn shops in the 80s called "how to enlarge your penis". he ends up showing that he can lick it and then a big boobed blonde porn star comes in to help him. he explains to cover it with vaseline and pump like crazy. it's the "pumping scene" as he calls it.

>>717067596
It says at least 4 hours a day for half a year and then it states that the results where checked after 1, 3, 6 and 12 months. There are a ton of "quoted terms" that are very vague and the end results where documented using a unvalidated questionnaire.This whole document is a mess. If it was a publication in any serious scientific field it would have been shot down harder then Trayvon Martin.

>>717067885
Your nipples look sad

>>717067272
this.

>>717068077
damn you

>>717067272
This is the sad truth, there is no fast lane for it.
Its hard work in hard world...

It must suck having a wittle peepee. This is on par with manlets breaking their legs and putting them in braces with pins in order to get taller, or cutlets stretching damaged dick skin in order to have foreskin again (which dont work, nerves dont regenerate)

>>717067777
Virgin alert

>>717063618
>believing the "grow your dick with this simple trick" meme
>not realizing that OP could be more successful with women with an even simpler trick called Stop Being Fat

>>717068223
he actually made sense to me. you though, might actually be a virgin.

>>717064525
Who laughs at there own post, what an autist.

>>717068008
mind giving a link to that vid?

Listen boys I got a small cock probably 4 inches hard but I still fuck decent 6-8/10 females. What's your problem? You have no confidence.

>>717067777
Hate to break it to you, but you have a small dick.

>>717063618
i can't believe you fucking idiots honestly think this shit works. it's actually sad.

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>>717068640
i forgot to say- but it is pretty :3 but its 6.3 inches or a little less, and its circumference is nice at nearly 7!

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>>717068828
gtfo.. mine is 8in circum and you dont look nearly as thick as me

u dont need a penis just eat ass

just think about that dickbrace you're stretching your dick with. it's not doing anything an erection wouldn't do, it's not stretching your dick any farther. if this shit actually worked, why wouldn't your dick get bigger just for having a boner? check mate sad virgins

>>717068745
you have phimosis, consider sorting it as its an early lead to penile cancer

>>717063618

I bet you expected /b/ to say how cool you are for trying to stretch your dick.

Instead your been called stupid and told to lose some weight.

How does it feel to fail on /b/?

>>717063618
Fucking indians...this might help you just as much as shitting in a river does
Your dick is so small I say dont even bother losing weight it wont make a difference

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>>717063618
I did it bro, Had an ok dick to start with and was already ok at picking up because firefighter and ripped. banged around 40 girls and they liked it. I enlarged by jelqing not stretching, took about 4 years to gain 2-3 inches and some girth ( not every day, just a 20 mins a few days a week.. Have since banged another 50-60 more, while they love my monster they do sometimes complain that they have some pain the next day, small amounts of blood from them is normal as I stretch shit out that most littledicks dont. Its worth it if you stick at it and want the gains, just like hitting a gym.

>>717069701

you made all this up to make OP feel better and give him some hope.

>>717069843
negative, you are just a scrub who doesnt have what it takes to better yourself and doesnt want anyone else to do it either because it would make you inferior to them.

>>717063789
Right?
This thread sucks.

>>717069989

you're a lying smelly pants

>>717067304
1 study that was funded by the same people behind the andro penis stretcher. Yeah, real solid study

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>>717066483
You're better off with a shorter chubby dick than a longer pencil dick.

Don't listen to the penis obsessed weirdo nigger cucks, length is over rated, girth is better and only sluts and some mother's with stretched vaginas.

Your cock is fine, and nice girls won't care, and sluts don't matter. Mine is that big unerect.

>>717069197
Had that got cut to fix, (only way to fix). Worst pain i could have ever imagined. Glad i did it but the pain was beyond horrific.

>>717070682
*only sluts with wizard's sleeves for pussies and some mothers with stretched vaginas care.

>>717064915
yep
by the time you whip it out, she's already committed to getting fucked
unless you're a stripper it doesn't matter at all

>>717066244
tits or gtfo

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>>717069197
i dont have phimosis though thank god. i have a thick cock, and that stretches the skin Lol sorry but HEY HEY HEY NIGGA

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so no femanons here for advice?

>thinks stretching of the dick is the way to go
>won't eat fruits and veggies for two weeks to lose 1.25" of fupa...

You're bigger than you give yourself credit for, because you eat shit food. In all honesty, eat clean for a month & you will notice far more gains.

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