Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
still here
>>717053901
Yeah
Who's your favorite?
ALLAH ACKBAR
claim
Hello, still here
The klonata was slutty and horny so he Xe!
>>717054219
adorable smile
>>717054158
fuck
>>717054170
you
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>717054006
You'd be better off shooting a lake.
Your bullets will have the same effect
>>717053632
i'll get us a nice blanket to wrap ourselves in, and then we'll snuggle real close under it. I may throw in a couple head pats as well~.
>>717054101
So why exactly is a Jew gun depicted as a cat girl anyway?
ok who wants to hear a story?
>>717054298
this anime looks boring
>>717054305
mexican*
>>717054169
Probably Umi or Maki. I have a bit of a voice actress bias though, and I really love Mimorin and Pile's voices.
Not that Nanjolno isn't great too, I think Eli is my third favourite in terms of voice.
>>717054297
Oh that would be lovely but I feel like I need something tonight
>>717054374
>>717054374
Fucking niggers
>>717054241
>eats taco
>>717054463
Oh, what's that?
>>717054490
stop posting these cartoons that fucking suck
>>717054374
I didn't you here yesterday.
Can I ask why you claim Yuno?
>>717054292
I'm first, I didn't even try.
>>717054539
burritos > tacos :o
>>717054636
worst magical girl :/
>>717054643
thats very mexican of you
>>717054683
I think you mean best.
>>717054558
something that would really turn me on
>>717054589
holy shit
>>717054683
Didn't we go through this already?
You think Homura is best, opinions yadayada.
>>717054693
burritos aren't mexican :o
>>717054724
homo > koko > madoka > sayaka > mami
Azusa claimed for now
>>717054869
I'll go over it a million times if I have to :o
>>717054456
It's actually just really fucking stupid. Well researched, sometimes actually funny, and perfect for /k/fags non the less but I wouldn't say it's boring. Just don't expect to take it seriously.
Upotte! is only for a certain crowd.
>>717054462
They're both good, but I definitely prefer Maki to Umi
>>717054636
because shes deadly and hot and i like pink hair
>>717054790
>>717054881
How wrong can a single person be in one post?
>>717054920
I probably prefer Umi. To be honest who I prefer changes a lot because I love them all so much. Except Nico.
I hope Erica purges all of you and piles your bodies into the sky for all to see.
why the fuck does the captcha want fireworks so much?
>>717054881
what are they?
>>71705473
Well i can think of a few things that should work. What kind of serviceShall i provide for you~?
>>717054974
>taking it balls deep
i can see why he loves her
>>717055088
what did it say?
>>717055081
California
>>717055050
did you watch the anime? :o
homo does everything right
>>717055088
Meant this>>717054739
>>717055154
>liking homo
what are you gay?
>>717054974
>fuck yuno until she orgasms then cum in her tight pussy
>>717055050
I'm pretty much the same
Eli will always be my favorite though
>>717054374
Get off this thread nigger
>>717055232
i wish i was that sheep
>>717054912
I would expect it be very tedious....
>>717054974
Everyone mostly likes pink hair, I won't like about it, I do too.
>Deadly
I have yet to see the rest of it, but I'm positive she is.
So how are you liking this place?
>>717055064
Wut?
>>717055154
Homura does everything wrong.
>>717055232
Eli is really good, and I really really ship NozoEli. Are you just a μ's fan or do you like Aqours as well?
>>717054374
>>717054589
>>717054974
>all these beautiful lewds i don't know what to do with myself
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>>717055211
her name is homura
>>717055294
look under
>>717055353
down under
>>717055088
well im not sure im very indecisive at times. Perhaps if you were to list a few i would hear one that would be perfect
>>717055134
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>>717055213
yes fill her up~
>>717055294
its kool
>>717055390
>
>>717055407
What
THE STRONGEST
>>717055554
which sir no is this
>>717055273
Same
>>717055353
I haven't gotten around to watching Sunshine yet, but I'll probably do that soon.
>>717055081
new years probably now that I think about it
>>717055480
no one can handle all that dick!
>>717055088
Honoco is a shit
>>717055483
>hugs Sono
good morning, how are you?
>>717055554
>>717055681
why is she hugging herself? :o
>>717055554
2STRONK4ME
>>717055480
Gosh these lewds make me hot and bothered
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>>717055681
Good Morning Chara
>>717055681
flustered after that hug
>>717055600
You really should! Some people have a bit of a problem with it because they spend quite a while trying to follow the same path as μ's, but I think it works quite well. Plus, Yohane and You are life.
>>717055407
Okay.
>>717055480
Good, you think it's cool.
Um, do you usually come on at this time?
>>717055483
Um, yes?
>>717055719
I dunno. Maybe it's a fetish?
>>717055750
Hello Kuome! Did you sleep well?
>>717055772
Are you okay? Are you out of the hospital again? What's going on?
>>717055779
nothing :p
>>717055832
well I've fapped in front of a mirror before :o
>>717055832
Yeah, did you?
>>717055773
It definitely looks good from what I've seen
How are you doing?
>>717055454
I could pay your ears some attention, or maybe my hands could begin to wander. Perhaps my mouth could attack a certain spot, or maybe you would prefer something a little more...binding?
I MEAN, IWM CWAYMING MY WAIFU, YOU GUYS, STEP OWT OF THE FUKKING WAI.
>>717055832
Mhm i'm still in the hospital, and i'm heavily medicated at the moment and keep slipping in and out of consciousness. sooo if i stop posting you'll know
>>717055943
I'm doing pretty good, you?
Are you new here, or have we just not met before? Or am I being an idiot and forgetting?
>>717055638
yuno can handle anything
>>717055736
they are good tho
>>717055779
im on before bed most times
>>717055882
I didn't. Was it enjoyable?
>>717055904
I did, I just got up. It's 11 am and I'm the first one awake.
Why did you choose Kuome as your waifu?
>>717055999
I see... Did they tell you what you have?
>>717056043
not as enjoyable as that pic
but it was unique and pretty helpful for fingering for the first time, getting to see myself :o
>>717056013
I'm alright I guess
I've been here for a pretty long time, but we've never talked before
>>717056043
they said i was in looove
>>717056043
I like her type of character, kind of creepy but cute, I was thinking of picking Sawyer but I do not have very many pictures of her
>>717055957
all 4 please. How much will it run me?
>>717055719
>>717055832
Isn't the other gal Frisk?
>>717055843
Good to see you again then.
>>717056042
So you're in the U.S? And also why lewd her? I mean, her non lewd stuff is better.
>>717056179
Ah, right, I'm pretty new here myself so I guess that's why we haven't talked.
Been up to much recently?
>>717056294
I don't play tumblrtale :o
>>717056296
I want to stretch out her hair drills.
>>717056198
I could've told you the same thing.
But for real now, do they know what you have?
Also, do you still don't want my personal contact? I mean I could care a lot more about you. I'm worried about you.
>>717056167
I see... strange though
>>717056241
I don't know Sawyer either, but oh well.
>>717056294
Well yeah, it was, but they only met once so... it's essentially hugging themself
>>717056335
I've mainly just been practicing guitar recently, but it's all I really do now.
How new are you?
>>717056042
V-very good.
>kinda makes me want to lewd
>
>>717056404
She is from Black Lagoon
>>717056427
I've been here since Christmas, so about 5 days.
>>717056404
try it :o
maybe it'll boost self confidence
>>717056507
That is pretty new. I've been here since early in March.
>>717056404
My spleen was fulled with white blood cells ready to die and it ruptured a little, the pain was too much and i fainted a few times, but i'm okay, the vertigo is happening again right now..
>>717056296
yes and lewd is fun
>>717056478
do it
>>717054101
Who is that and where is she from
>>717056490
Oh, I did watch that one a bit. But never much, so no wonder I don't remember it.
>>717056545
But I have self confidence
>>717056593
Ah... So it's not the most severe thing. Thank goodness.
No need to be afraid.
I still want to talk in private with you.
There's so much I want to ask you
>>717056386
Jaja, that's something that would be fun to do, not sure if should would like that.
You're in a good mood, which is nice to see.
>>717056594
What time zone?
>lewd is fun
It is, not all the time though. I would like to see you post regular pics of her.
>>717056583
How long have these threads been around, anyway?
>>717056259
As long as you enjoy yourself and show me that beautiful smile, that's all the payment i need,
>>717056775
pacific time zone
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>>717056776
They've been around since November last year, if I remember correctly
>>717056721
too much is never bad is it? :o
>>717056721
whew blacked out again.. i have no information to give out..
i'm scared to talk to people outside of threads
>>717056775
probably not. she might spend hours doing her hair every morning
>>717056775
Lewd Mami is best Mami.
>>717056721
Ah I see
>>717057139
can she give head?
>>717056776
About the start of this year I think.
>>717057043
Too much is bad, yes. You might turn into a narcistic fuck
>>717057069
Yeah, I know that much, but I don't know why you're so afraid of talking outside of the thread. I'm not much different outside, and I'm not really judging, so I don't mind if you're different
>>717057166
Do you have any plans for today?
>>717057035
Huh, that's still pretty new. I wonder how they started.
>>717056994
well who wouldnt when they get with someone as sweet as you
>>717057139
those hair drills
>>717057236
I don't really know how. Pretty much everyone from then is gone now though
>>717057209
i'm like this >>717055064 but 10 times worse, and i can't help it
>>717057209
I have therapy in about 11 1/2 hours and after that I think I will go to the store and get a heating blanket
>>717057241
There you go making me blush again~
>>717057356
Makes it just more interesting. I got it already that you're a lot like your waifu.
>>717057423
Is it cold in your house?
>>717057024
Ah, I'm think the state, California, right?
I like her fan art. they're nice.
What do you do in free time besides here of course?
>>717057069
She can use her magic to fix it right up.
I would just spend time with her playing games, talking, or cooking with her.
>>717057139
Whatever you think.
>>717057423
get a fleece blanket, it'll heat you up and don't have to plug it in
>>717057463
It gets fairly cold at night and I am sensitive to temperature changes
>>717057209
Ah, right. So I haven't missed THAT much history then.
>>717057321
Ah, right. I've basically been dragged over here from the Reimu threads if you know those, so I still don't know a lot of people here and stuff and it's all a little different I think.
>>717057463
That is a horrible Chara
>>717057463
seeing her made me feel not so alone anymore
>>717057488
ahh what about drinking tea!?
>>717057494
I have three blankets that I am using right now and another one over my shoulders but I still get cold :c
>>717057580
I'm not really familiar with those
>>717057592
left or right? :o
>>717057569
I see.
How's therapy going so far?
>>717057580
nah, not really. Just a lot of shitposters
>>717057592
Shut it kangaroo fucker
>>717057603
You are never alone. There is always someone worse.
What's the worst you've done in your life?
>>717057671
Chara is on the right. It looks so janky and horrible.
>>717057488
yes.
i watch anime and shit
>>717057638
You must not have any body fat....
>>717057450
well I cant help saying cute things to you. You bring the nicest words out of me
>>717057732
hmm
then who is left? :o
I didn't play the game :(
>>717057650
Oh, they're a similar kind of thread really. I just ended up coming over here because Makoto decided I needed to be shown off to people.
>>717057729
Isn't that the same everywhere though?
>>717057729
to animals or to people? because it's a lot worse than esdeath (i can only open up now because i'm on pain killers)
>>717057729
Hmm I do not really know how therapy is supposed to go but I usually just talk to him about my problems
>>717057780
I am pretty chubby actually... My weight is normal for my height though
>>717057875
Left is the player.
Just found this amazing tool....see what celebrity you can leak lmfao snap-leak-cf
>>717057888
Nice
I never really talked to Makoto either
>>717057975
Wow... that simultaneous, in thread inageswap
>>717057732
>>717057855
That's not even the worst one I have
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>>717057875
Left is Frisk
>>717057888
Yeah, probably, but that's also the only noteworthy thing that happened.
Shitposters
>>717057889
let's start with animals.
Also, I still don't think you quite understand it. I will never hate you because of what you've done. In fact, it intrigues me. I want to know more about how you felt doing it and why you did it. It's interesting
>>717057916
Do you like your therapist?
Faggets posting Hanako again.
>>717057603
Well, that goes with out saying. I love tea too, any kind is good.
Do you like tea as well?
>>717057734
I knew it, most waifu claimers are from there.
I should've known, I don't watch anime much (in b4 but you're on here.) I've only seen a handful.
You go to work or study or n.e.e.t?
>>717057975
I don't trust women
>>717058051
why is she scared? :o
>>717058051
That at least has proportions. It looks like either a problem uploading or just a watermark. Other than that its a decent picture.
>>717058051
I was really cautious of him at first because I changed therapists. I avoided him for the first two months and then only went every once in a while but he is a pretty nice guy
>>717058057
Need a hand?
>>717058051
i feel like crying right now from all this pain..
and i'll tell you some other time, if you have the stomach for it
>>717058057
rin is best girl
>>717058071
i like iced tea!
>>717057808
I'm happy i have that kind of an impact on you. It feels just as good saying sweet things to you as it is to hear you say them to me. Sorry Tomo, we're gonna have to cut it short today, i can barely keep my eyes open anymore.
>>717058189
Don't know. Frist is depicted as rather fragile. So that's probably why
>>717058196
I still like the other one better
>>717058241
Why did you change therapists?
>>717058291
It's going to be okay. Don't worry and grit your teeth. I don't want you to be gone.
Please, I definitely have the stomach for it.
>>717058291
I would like to hear your story as well
>>717058394
My first one got transferred
>>717058322
I understand you did stay up all day and night
>>717058394
holy shit that pic wat the fuck man
>>717058007
Ah right, then that whole thing probably means nothing to you!
>>717058051
Better than a long history of drama and dumbness.
>>717058266
She'll be fine
>>717058291
Agreed
>>717058071
neet..
Why is everyone here so degenerate?
I...
>>717058504
Not really
It's just nice to really talk to someone here again
>>717058545
I'm going to go out on a LIMB and say she needs to have a HAND and ARM herself with the knowledge to get over her CRIPPLING depression DISABLED.
>>717058458
That's a shame. Good that you're opening up to him
>>717058495
It's rather realistic, isn't it?
>>717058504
>/b/
>not drama and dumbness
pick one
>>717058656
most people that were abused as kids or had shitty childhoods turn out like this
>>717058750
?
>>717058488
it's like you said yesterday morning. I can't just go to sleep without showing my Tomoko some love~. Goodnight Tomoko.
>
Goodnight everyone.
>>717058291
Ice tea is good tasting, it's something I have rarely that is tea. Any tea is pleasant tasting with honey of course. Chamomile is so far the best maybe another will takes it place later on.
>>717058618
Nothing wrong with that, if you move around and eat properly you should be fine. I'm a n.e.e.t myself only for a bit before going looking for a job.
Are you planning to look for a job anytime soon or later?
>>717058876
night
>>717058813
Well I'm normal. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>717058802
That is true
>>717058916
I'm pretty normal too
I just act weird in thread :o
>>717058889
but its embarrassing
later
Alright you weeabo scum. I'm off to bed
>>717058754
You don't talk to many people here?
>>717058802
True, but when you're dealing with 6 years of it you just get a little bored.
>>717058394
i'm coughing up a lot of blood, i think i'm going to go for now, thank you for your concern, i really appreciate it <3 (itfeltunbelievablyenjoyable) :x
>>717058458
no!
cute waifu btw
>>717058545
the smart ones always steal my heart
>>717058656
hey chen
>>717058750
You're gay, we know.
>>717058889
Honey huh? that's not a bad idea, maybe it'll make the green tea i have more enjoyable.. oh bye!
>>717059134
goodnight cutie :o
>>717058394
Frisk is mainly seen as the opposite of Chara. Makes sense, really.
Im a fan of realism, but hyper exaggeration just rubs me the wrong way.
And yeah, the realism in that pic is scary.
>>717059087
>>717059087
No need to be.
Take care and see you later.
>Mami
>>717059164
Thanks and I hope you get better
>>717059001
How do you usually handle your shizophrenia?
>>717059145
Fair enough.
>>717059164
I'll see you later then.
Get better soon and don't die or something stupid like that
>>717059255
Yup, it's really scary, but for some reason I liked it so I saved it. I barely use it since it never fits the mood
>Chara
>>717059164
You take care and you should try it out, it helps.
Take care and see you later as well.
>Mami
>>717059370
I mostly just try to ignore it but I have to have something playing in the background, like music or something
>Koume